One hundred frogs
Niu Gensheng has always been prejudiced against Mo Yan, why is he so lucky, books have been published one after another, and I have published a regular book at the end of the book, everyone is playing literature, why is the difference so big? My master Lingnan ghost only reads Mo Yan's books every day, left and right, and the writing is also average, why has he become a great writer, and he is nothing? It was not until I saw Mo Yan's "Frog" that my master and I began to admire Mo Yan a little!
It was night, Niu Gensheng was caught by a turtle king eight in a dream and went to a dry well, there were many frogs in it, and my master and I became frogs at the bottom of the well, sitting in the well and watching the sky, Chen Zhongzhong sat on the white deer and descended, Lu Yao sat on the huge red tower mountain smoke descended, Gu Long sat on the Xo cross hole wine bottle down, Sanmao sat on the red-headed plane around a beautiful silk scarf and descended, such as the Buddha and the king of Yama, Nobel, Marquez, Mao Dun, Lu Xun, Cervantes to open a global literary conference?
The Buddha said: "Looking at the exaggeration of Internet literature, there are many monks and few porridge writers, and now the ghosts of Lingnan in Shenzhou are like enough Monkey King pressing on the Five Elements Mountain, and he is more wronged than Dou E! He is poorer than Cao Xueqin, his family eats porridge and wine often on credit, the cigarettes he eats are worse than Lu Yao, his willpower is stronger than Lu Xun, and the articles he writes are more humorous than Cervantes? Magic is more whimsical and absurd than Marquez! Creativity is more novel than Gu Long's writing! Prose is fresher than Sanmao's writing! Who is the chairman of the Writers Association in Shenzhou? Are the editors of Literature Bole completely blind? Are Internet literary friends and fans all brain-dead? Woohoo lament? Chinese literature is really sad?"
Lu Xun said: "The Lingnan ghost is quite pitiful, and it is strange that he was born in the era of Internet literature, and when he writes good prose, the prose masters are already flying all over the sky, and when he writes ten novels, there are already so many literary works on the Internet? Who cares if he lives or dies? The chairman of the current Writers Association is not popular enough to be a popular Internet writer, some people are very ambitious, and they don't care if they break through the sky, and some people swallow the sky? People's hearts are not just snakes swallowing elephants!"
Lu Yao said: "Isn't it? Even if a Lingnan ghost genius writes a million-word masterpiece? The Federation of Literary and Art Circles and Writers' Association may not publish it? Internet literary friends and fans may not click on it! This makes people involuntarily in the literary rivers and lakes!" Gu Long was drinking and didn't say a word! Mao Dun and Nobel were silent and golden! Cervantes and Márquez protested silently!
Sanmao said: "The Lingnan ghost is Ji Mo Yan, Jia Pingwa, Yu Qiuyu, another literary master in Shenzhou! Is gold always shining, he has been buried for so long, I suggest that he let him publish a collection of "Yandu", or let him join the Shenzhou Writers Association, or sign an online contract or something? If the gold is buried for too long, the light will also dissipate the golden light?"
Chen Zhongzhong said: "Let me be fair, Lingnan ghosts and his works have written reality and magic, history and present, folk tales and legends! Write ghosts such as "The Beautiful Legend of Sleepwalking in Heaven", write magic "Dream of Ashima", write absurd fantasy "Abnormal Human Center" and "Dream Tan Houhei", write realistic folk tales "Yandu", write about humor through "Humorous Tricky King", write historical legends such as "Dream of the Moon" and "Dream of the Hundred Days Emperor", and prose "Drunk and warm a pot of moonlight wine", "Rainy Night, Thinking of Jia Pingwa" Guarding the Starry Sky Alone," "Cheers to the Lonely Past," and "Sima Yi, a Wizard of the Ages"? How many of you are literary all-rounders, as long as someone invests in making his novels into movies and television, the future is limitless! I only wrote "White Deer Plain", and I think it is possible for him to surpass me in literature?
Guanyin concluded, you see how pitiful the Lingnan ghost is, he has become a frog at the bottom of the well, he may not be able to listen to what we say, we are not as good as a frog in his eyes? All the frogs and frogs are singing in unison: "You literary old-timers, don't go to protect the Lingnan ghosts! Make fallacies here! I see the sky thundering but not the rain? After a hundred years, literature will still be lonely? Lingnan ghosts will not be recognized and published on a reasonable literary platform for writing ten more novels, and the awards will be determined, so I am afraid that they will even be deprived of their qualifications for the competition? Is it harder to be famous than to be in the sky?"
When Niu Gensheng heard this, he jumped out of the well, saw Mo Yan laughing at himself, and gave the frog that Lingnan ghost had turned into to Master Ji Xianlin, Zhu Ziqing put the frog on the lotus leaf of the lotus pond in Tsinghua Garden, and the moonlight reflected the earth! The frog seemed to have entered the planet Pandora, and couldn't help but exclaim: Wow! What a literary evergreen! Don't talk about it!
If the Buddha said, the king of literature in Shenzhou, this is called Mo Yan, and your Lingnan ghost is just a fairy frog in his literary kingdom! Absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and gather the heaven and earth to be bred by the righteous qi spar? If you take time, Mo Yan will contact the Writers Publishing House of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles for you to help you publish a book? You are so self-conscious, please cherish it? Niu Gensheng woke up from a dream, it turned out to be a strange dream of astronomy?