Niu Gensheng drank a cup of horse urine and traveled to the Tang Dynasty to see Li Ronghao singing "Li Bai" under the moon, the female fans in the audience were crazy, Chang'e said: "Li Bai Li Bai, I love you!" Liu Yue said: "Brother Xiaobai, I love you for 10,000 years! People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is cloudy and sunny? Sister Yutu said: "Lu Bu among people, Red Rabbit among horses, Li Bai, you are my Prince Charming! I love you so much! The moon represents my heart?"

Wen Zhengming said: "Brother Li Bai, I have a Hedong lion roaring dominatrix, what method do you use to level her?" Zhu Zhishan said: "Li Bai, you are so beautiful, I can't even soak up girls, and I'm not in the mood for gambling money?" Zhou Wenbin said: "Li Bai, you are too white, whiter than a white swan, Chang'e has a crush on you in the month, be careful that Houyi shoots you with a bow and arrow?" Tang Bohu said: " Li Bai, you are so unrighteous, you are so graceful and suave, that my eight virtuous and virtuous wives are going to hang themselves, go to see what poetry recital you will do, and even Sister Qiuxiang will not glance at me?

The four beauties were good at dancing with long sleeves, and they took the stage to help the performance, Xi Shi said: "Li Bai! Do you know that Fan Li, the cuckold turtle, is not a person, and after sending me off to my husband, he wants me to serve the king of Yue Goujian, what kind of bullshit beauty? My beloved woman can't protect her, and she still talks nonsense about boating on the West Lake and pretending to be romantic?" The concubine was drunk and cried: "Emperor Tang Ming is the honor of the Ninety-Five in vain! Ma Weipo is obviously a ghost of Gao Lishi, and Shi Siming of An Lushan rebelled, and he locked me up for a weak female liujiao? In the end, they flew separately, and in the end, they didn't love the country more than the beauty?" Diao Chan said: "Li Bai! I'm sorry for Lu Bu, I was raped by Dong Zhuo's old thief! Lu Bu still doesn't dislike me, but blames Cao Cao's generation of male and big-eared boy Liu Bei for harming my family! What bad idea did Situ Wang Yun come up with to get rid of Dong Zhuo, but there was a big traitorous male Cao Cao?" Wang Zhaojun cried and said: "Li Bai! Do you know that I am so lonely, I have not favored me once in the three years of the emperor of the harem, although I am rude to marry the Saiwaihu people, you don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade without Li Bai?" But it's better than Cai Wenji staying alone in the empty room, and a woman wants to find a good home?" Eight taels of gold rushed to the stage, kicked the four beauties off the stage with three punches and two kicks, and died three or eight, crying and crying to stop your uncle from looking at Li Bai!

Li Bai soared into the sky, sparks burst out, shining on the stage, all eyes were on, Li Bai said gently: "Good evening, everyone! When will there be a poetry recital in Dongpo tonight!" The female fans in the audience screamed continuously, and the excited pants and hairpins were taken off without realizing it! A female fan was too crazy to tremble, and she didn't know if her wooden milk was sagging, and she carried a few heart attack patients to the hospital on the spot! Li Baiyin: "The moon is the hometown of Ming, and the fans are beautiful tonight?" Female fans frantically came to the stage to hug, and the scene got out of control several times!

Li Bai chanted casually: "When is the bright moon, ask the wine to the black charcoal? I don't know who is beautiful in the sky and the world tonight? I am wandering in the song and the moon, I dance messily, a pot of wine among the flowers, and there is no blind date for drinking? Since ancient times, the sages have been lonely, and only those who point to it have their names left? Qiu Xiang, I will order you tonight?" Qiu Xiang blushed, and bowed her head shyly and gently, and said: "Baibai, you are so bad! But I like it!" Tang Bohu was so excited that he squirted blood on the spot!

Qu Yuan, Du Fu, Su Dongpo, Liu Yong, Ji Xiaolan Some talented and famous people left the table angrily, the reporter interviewed why Dr. Qu brushed his sleeves away, Qu Yuan said: "Shixian Taibai only loves beauty, not the country, the society, in vain I cast into the Luo River? Du Fu said: "He still calls himself a poet immortal, he doesn't know anything about the people's sufferings, and the autumn wind is broken by the thatched hut! Don't worry about the country and the people, and still have the heart to soak in the autumn fragrance of the woman with a husband?" Su Dongpo shook his head and said: "Once you have the will, you are incoherent! Liu Yong said disdainfully: "You have finished singing the wind and snow, I Liu Yong can only fill in the lyrics, you are amazing? You are the first to write poems, and Du Fu's poetry saint does not dare to call it second!" Ji Xiaolan smoked a big pipe and used the smoke to wake up all the poets and talents, and said: "There are talented people in the country, and each has led the way for hundreds of years? Why should the literati be light? People are not amorous and vain, Li Bai lives a chic life, and everyone is drunk if he is not drunk? Life must be full of joy, don't make the golden bottle empty to the moon? Born Li Bai will be useful, and the name of the ancient poems will remain forever! Drink! Tonight, the bright moon is in the sky, life is geometric, and the wine is a song? Li Bai, Li Bai, Li Bai!" On and off the stage, Li Bai chanted "Yongyue" to the moon: "Wuren is my favorite! The old Chinese brand? The moon bottle is given to Li Bai, and the people and the moon are reunited? The bright moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time? The bright moon is sent thousands of miles, and Li Bai loves Xi Shi?"

Niu Gensheng woke up Li Ronghao and said that it was over, Lingnan ghosts only listened to you sing "Li Bai" His old man cried for three days and three nights, and he also conceived to write a novel "Li Bai"?