Niu Gensheng sleepwalked and raised his hand to see Taijun Pan Changjiang and said, "Taijun likes the flower girl a lot?" Master Pan said: Ten men are lustful, and one is not lustful, and one is not lustful, it should be the fire cloud evil god in the center of abnormal human beings! He has no interest in women! Nine out of ten other men are staring at other people's Mt. Fuji when they see beautiful women, and they also say: "Women are not a big deal, but Mt. Fuji is very good, and they use Hushubao every month!"

Guan Yu said: "I don't sit still! I am a righteous gentleman!" Liu Bei said: "Little brother! You are looking at it every day, no wonder your face is so red! After five levels and six generals, but the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass!" Diao Chan said: "Uncle Liuhuang, don't talk about General Guan! He is really not close to women!"

Martial God Zhao Zilong said: "I don't even look at Mrs. Gan's papaya milk when I see it, because I see a perverted gay man who will say that I don't drink human milk!"

Niu Gensheng asked: "Everyone is so lofty, you are not marrying a wife and having children! If you do it, you will be romantic, and if you don't do it, you will be indecent!" Zhuge Village Man said: "I married the world's ugly wife, and I am not born with a black lamp, nor am I born with a fairy cave! Women are nothing more than production tools for inheritance!" Tang Bohu said: "You Zhuge Village Husband is a frog at the bottom of the well, and the eight wives in my family are little ghosts, and the autumn fragrance is like an old wine or xo, and a top-quality abalone is better than a rotten fish in the river! You haven't slept with Xi Shi, how can you know the benefits of beauty?" "What you say is insightful and reasonable!

For example: "Cao Cao, Cao Pi and Cao Zhi almost became enemies between father and son for the sake of a beautiful Luoshui goddess! Don't say that women are not powerful! Some women really laugh and fall in love with the city, and some don't want it for the sake of beauty!"

The moon and the sun are nothing more than the harmony of yin and yang to give birth to all things in heaven and earth, and there are fairies in heaven and there are female ghosts in hell, so that everyone should not be lonely! Heaven and earth love beautiful women! People don't even love flower girls alive and birds?"

The Queen Mother said: "It's all because I beat the mandarin ducks back then, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl are all really in love, so I will give them love each other on the flyover during the Qixi Festival!"

Niu Gensheng sighed and said, "How can people be ruthless without plants and trees? Flowers and plants still know that the dew is moisturized, and they also say that they are living lonely men and widows?"

Pan Changjiang Taijun smiled and said: "I love to ride a lone pig and wander to the galaxy with Wang Xiaobo to soak in beautiful girls!

Eighteen girls are one flower after another

The eyebrows are curved, the eyes are big, and the eyes are big

Red lips, snow-white teeth, snow-white teeth

Pink smiley pink smiley race sunset

Ah, girl, eighteen flowers

A flower

Eighteen girls are one flower after another

Every man thinks of her and thinks of her

She doesn't love the young man who has no money, she doesn't love it

Rich old man, rich old man, she doesn't marry

Ah, girl, eighteen flowers

A flower

Eighteen girls are one flower after another

Beautiful youth, good years, good years

When a girl grows up, she can't stay, she can't stay

Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, become a rival

Ah, girl, eighteen, one flower, one flower

Niu Gensheng came to Guilin to see Liu Sanjie and saw her singing mountain songs: Ah Niu is also singing in duet?

Singing water echoes across the water;

Today's first meeting at the song field;

What are the names of the three gentlemen?

I am the first to compete for spring,

Brother red and white are connected,

I was beaten when others sang,

Celebrities and gentlemen are spread all over the world.

The surname Tao does not see the Tao result,

The surname Li does not see Li Huahua,

The surname Luo did not see the sound of gongs and drums,

Even stupid people dare to sing.

Shirtless chicken, you are not evil,

How can you sing as many songs as I do?

If you don't believe you, look at the boat,

The bow and stern are all songs.

If you don't know how to sing, you can't come,

Look at you are also a fool,

Mountain songs are all out of the heart,

How can a ship carry water?

No regrets,

You will soar in the clouds and I will fly,

The wasp rests on the back of the turtle,

If you dare to stick out your head, I dare to cone.

The little yellow finch is out of the nest,

How many songs do you have?

I crossed the bridge that day,

As soon as you open your mouth, you will sing into a river.

How can you sing as many songs as I do?

I have a hundred and eight thousand baskets,

Because of the great floods of that year,

The mountain song broke nine rivers.

Not ashamed,

The frog at the bottom of the well wants to come out,

How many days and earth have you seen?

How many currents have you seen?

Shut up!

I am the big stone in the heart of the river,

I've seen a few winds and waves,

Smashed through the bow of a ship.

A barrel of oil seventeen pounds,

Two pounds of oil with a barrel,

If you can guess,

I'll give you sesame oil.

Your mother raised you so weird,

Guess the empty bucket,

Send you home to fill the wine,

When you want to drink and when you sift.

Three hundred dogs to you,

One less, three more, four points,

Don't have an even number, but a singular number,

See how you divide evenly.

Ninety-nine are sold on the market,

Ninety-nine strips are waxed up,

Ninety-nine drove the sheep away,

(Three more)

The rich man invited him to be a servant.

Seeing you fishing and being rushed,

Playing barefoot all year round,

It's better to marry into the Mo family,

Wear gold and silver to live in a pavilion.

You love the Mo family and have a lot of money,

Wear gold and silver to live in a pavilion,

Why don't you persuade your sister-in-law,

Marry into the Mo family as a mother-in-law?

You're crazy!

Dare to scold the reader,

provoked the saint to be angry,

Since then, there has been no article in the world.

Laugh to death!

I advise you not to enter the door of the saints,

If you still meet Confucius,

Pay attention to the board and hit the palm.

How rude!

Because they don't read the books of the sages,

If you don't read the four books, you don't know the etiquette,

I advise you to learn from the beginning of the human world.

Don't mention the sages again,

I'm afraid that the more you read, the more confused you become,

I don't grow whole grains,

Starve you to death at the beginning.

Don't be noisy!

Thou art rotten wood, and thou shalt not carve,

As the saying goes, everything is inferior,

Since ancient times, only reading is high.

Laugh to death!

White-faced scholar fake Sven,

Ask you what month is the valley rain,

Ask you what month is the vernal equinox.

The rich will only eat white rice,

Hands and feet have occupied mud,

Ask when you will sow the grain,

Ask you when the seedlings will be ready.

The four seasons you don't understand,

You don't know the spring planting and autumn harvest,

A field is handed over to you,

How to rake and how to plow?

Listen to me,

There are thousands of acres of good land at home,

Ploughing the field and harrowing the ground I know,

After the cow goes, I go first.

What was born with a crown?

The big red brocade robe is worn,

What is born with a big belly?

Hands and feet are not separated from each other.

Won the champion and wore a crown,

The big red brocade robe is worn,

Mo Gong enjoys a big belly,

I saw the emperor with his back to the sky.

You're crazy!

When people ask the earth, you answer the sky,

Why is there a storm in the sky?

Why are there mountains and rivers on the earth?

Speaking in front of you,

How many eyebrows are there in front of you?

Q: How thick is your skin?

How many pounds do you have on the bridge of your nose?

Don't cut off the singing when you sing,

Don't dry the wine jug when you eat wine,

When the flask is dry, there is money to buy it,

The singing was cut off, and no one returned.

This is a clear water river,

Your songbooks stink,

Don't throw the stinky book down,

so as not to stain the river.

I advise you not to cause trouble,

The Mo family is powerful and wealthy,

When the official family saw that he gave three points,

When Hades saw him, he wanted to bow down.

If you do what you want,

Mo Gong has his own good arrangements.

At home keeps you from the sun,

Three steps out of the door someone to lift.

Don't boast that the rich man's family is rich,

The heart of the rich man is more venomous than the snake.

The fish by the pond also died,

Passing by the green mountains, the trees also withered.

It's funny,

Funny old cow fell into the river,

If the old cow dies,

Pick up a sharp knife and peel it slowly.

Niu Gensheng sleepwalked to the Li River in Guangxi, where Guilin's mountains and rivers are the best in the world, the green mountains and green waters, the sun is high, and the flower girl has a big drop! Pan Changjiang Taijun laughed and fell into the Li River, Niu Gensheng saw a big white pig, and he didn't know why the dust roots of this beast were facing Wu Meiniang's fairy cave?