Niu Gensheng sleepwalked in front of the mourning hall and saw a couplet: green pines and high clouds, white snow and mountain songs! Seeing that Master Nanmo Lin Hongri was saying: "The heavenly spirit is spiritual, the Jade Emperor Nanhai Guanyin Bodhisattva is as anxious as a law! Taishang Laojun is in the east, west, north and south! The cry is sad for the mountains and rivers, and the sun and the moon are sad together!

Niu Gensheng also said sadly: "Master Nan, is the red envelope big?" Master Nan Lin Hongri said angrily: "Crow's mouth, don't talk about money in front of the dead, every dollar is a profit! This is a white matter, that money must be more than usual to cultivate flowers and make blessings, and that ghost fu doesn't cost much!"

I saw that Master Bayin was blowing smoke and a big copper drum, and there was an old man playing Tongluo, one of the coppers, and one of the suona! The funeral procession was marching forward mightily, *, how tragic the sunset was! It really was: "But the sunset is infinitely good, but unfortunately the tears are like grass on the Yin and Yang Road!" Master Nan Mo holds this chicken and a duck in his hand, which is the magic weapon of the deceased to be buried in the hope of climbing hell! I think Master Nan Mo is not easy to mix this mouthful of rice, and he has to do a lot of superficial work in front of the relatives of the deceased: "Lucky stars all the way, think about it and it is worth it!" There are still a few words to be said about the great orange and the great profits! Finally, the deceased can only say the words of everyone prosperous when he is buried in the earth!

When Niu Gensheng saw Master Nanmo coming back, he and Master Bayin were drinking and eating meat happily, and I asked them, "Why do you still eat Western wine and meat in front of the dead!" Master Nanmo said: "In our line of work, we either see dead people or are superstitious in the countryside, and we eat for three days when we are fighting Jiao in the countryside to do great public virtue! We are Taoists, not real monks! The monks are: "Dog meat has passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart! Amitabha!"

Niu Gensheng couldn't tell them, so he asked him, "Do you still have a heart to see a beautiful woman?" Master Nanmo and Master Bayin looked like Kanjia! Lin Rihong's teacher said: "People die and everything is empty, but sorrow is not the same in Kyushu! People can do whatever they should do!" Niu Gensheng heard the song "Count You Ruthless" in his ears:

A cup of two pots choked tears

The ugly man does not look back

If you want to go, I won't stay

The love that stays is not going to last long

I can't tolerate loneliness and wander on the scale

Don't think that underground romances are airtight

I said you were ruthless and made good use of innocent eyes

I told the lie twice and I took it seriously

I said count my stupid soft ears

Just for the momentary atmosphere to make a belly of anger YA~

As soon as I see you, I think of the past

It immediately made my blood rush to my brain

I will only hate you forever in my heart

You eat and drink spicy food with others

Leave me alone here to blow cold air

I'm going to live well, and it's really okay

You really don't have a conscience to abandon me like this

I really don't have much to offer, and I can't put it down with you

What kind of wine to drink, what to worry about

Have a drink of "Please Walk" without looking back

After midnight in front of the bar

I'm gone, lest love fly again

(rap) WHAT'S UP SPEAK UP OR JUST SHUT UP

What is it about you that you are unhappy and unbalanced?

WHAT IS TROUBLED IS A MAN'S MOST FATAL SELF-ESTEEM, YOU KNOW

Or the woman's proud heels and red lips

Sichun's bug fate is stupid

If you can't open the door of your heart, you have to be sullen

You have to learn from Chen Xiaochun, who has been defeated many times

Otherwise, you are destined to be a bachelor for life

If you don't tell what is in your heart, everyone will know

Beloved, you have understanding, please be patient

A cup of two pots choked tears

The ugly man does not look back

A cup of two pots (table) choked tears (Cantonese)

Shengdan is ugly at the end of the net, and the hero does not look back (guest)

Niu Gensheng looked at the bright moon on the horizon, the world is like a flag! Life is like a dream! Don't you look at Master Nan, they don't understand human feelings and sophistication, in fact, they know life best, they know life best, they know best about birth, old age, sickness and death, and what is the way to die?

You are the protagonist of Master Nanmo's ode! Life does not bring, death does not take it! Amitabha!