Chapter 33: My Girlfriend Didn't Grow Up......
"Special features?
Spell?
Black technology?
Is it a god or a ghost?
Or aliens?
I always thought I'd seen a man who could spell!
I feel like we've forgotten a lot of things!"
The female Shura stared at Zhu Zhulan with burning eyes, and her words were full of doubts, wanting to get an answer from Zhu Zhulan.
"What are you looking at me for?
Am I so good-looking?
Your question is so fantastical, if I answered in the affirmative, you would think I was lying.
If I answer in the negative, then as far as we can see, I am lying with my eyes open!"
Zhu Zhulan felt that he couldn't talk about unpredictable things in public, so his answer was ambiguous.
"Uh-
I thought you were so good and smart......
Turns out you're a big fool who doesn't know anything!
I've been worshipping you for days—
I'm so blind!
That—now, what are you going to do with it here?"
The female Shura didn't get the answer she wanted, and began to taunt Zhu Zhu.
Anyway, she is also a female assura and tsundere goddess in the special military world, with her own tsundere attributes, if a person is not ten times stronger than her, if she is completely obedient to orders, she will not be convinced.
"Actually, I'm a perfect male god!
In order not to let you indulge in the aura of my male god, in order not to let you go down a crooked path of obsessed sister freaked love, so - I try my best to show my ignorance and incompetence!
You must know that there are not many excellent teenagers like me in this world!"
Zhu Zhulan looked at the mobile phone lens in the female aura's hand, poked into his two dimples with the index fingers of both hands, tilted his head to learn the mysterious smile on the female aura's face, and shamelessly sold cuteness to the female aura's live broadcast, he used cuteness to explain to the female asura that at least I am handsome......
"Yo-I even praised myself, I don't know that men are shameful to sell cuteness!
Men who sell cuteness will be strangled!
I'm still live-
My 100,000 cherished fans make you cry!
They say they don't want a girlfriend anymore and want to be in a relationship with you......
Hahahahahaha
Hurry up and deal with things, I'm broadcasting, no one dares to mess around!"
The female Shura held her mobile phone and pointed at the cute and shameless Zhu Izuran, and finally announced that the "undead boyfriend" Zhu Izuran had returned from resurrection.
"Okay! You don't want to shoot anything scary.
Tiange, what age is the corpse specimen in the car, and what are the characteristics?"
Zhu Zhulan planned to do something serious and began to inquire about the case.
"Report to the eldest brother, the car marked that the body was from the sixties of the last century, and it has been half a century since now.
These corpse specimens look like zombies, all of them have died after being exposed to nuclear radiation!
You see, this is a high-definition photo, I guess you can see it more clearly than we can at a glance!"
Nalan Tiange replied seriously, and showed Zhu Zhulan the high-definition photos of the corpse, he was also very puzzled about the situation of the corpse.
"Why are these radioactive corpses preserved for more than half a century?
How did this big truck carrying corpses appear on the campus of an art university at Huaxia Film and Television Academy?
And to which institution owns these strange corpses?
Tiange, you all withdraw!
We don't need to investigate any of this, you tell Officer Kim Wumian all these questions, let them check the report, who called him a real policeman!"
Zhu Chulan raised a bunch of questions, and happily threw the pot to Jin Wumian, who told him to rush to investigate the case.
Moreover, the Jin family was pervasive and powerful in the entire Dahua Dynasty, and it was unreasonable to prevent the Jin family from being a good official and hindering the Jin family from performing official duties.
"That's it?"
The female Shura was very surprised by Zhu Izuran's approach, she had the ability to find out everything, but Zhu Izuran handed over the evidence to others, which made her puzzled.
"We all need to get some rest!
What is the most important thing as a student?
It's about studying hard -
Do a good live broadcast -
Make good money!
With so many weird corpses, I don't want to be in front of them all day at school, maybe they'll come out and talk to you at night!
Zhu Chulan has a good reason, their group really needs a safe and quiet place to rest, recuperate their spirits, and then start to really investigate the trick of Huaxia Film and Television Academy.
The student geniuses who "committed suicide" at Huaxia Film and Television Academy have all been resurrected, including Jin Wuyi, Nalan Tiange, Nalan Chujian and several beautiful students.
But there is no clue about other things, which requires an in-depth investigation into the world-famous star academy of Huaxia Film and Television Academy.
"Bah, Bah, Bah, I don't want to see the hell!
I know, I'll arrange for your hundreds of people to eat, rest and be on guard.
I won't make you feel insecure, I won't let you starve to death!"
The female Shura patted her full chest and agreed with a little disappointment on her face.
Her major general's father once told her: Zhu Zhulan is a perfect man who can do anything, and everything must be subject to Zhu Zhulan's decision.
Now it seems that Zhu Izulan's performance is indeed magical, and he has repeatedly escaped death and returned from resurrection.
However, the ruffian way Zhu Izulan spoke, and all the things she saw Zhu Izuran do, were 108,000 miles away from the male god she imagined in her heart.
"First Sight, Tiange, Wang Lao, let's all go in, I want to eat a bowl of spicy oil noodles!"
Zhu Zhulan waved his hand and ordered everyone, like a very imposing king, but his words instantly made his image fall into the mortal dust.
A god wants to eat a bowl of spicy oil noodles, although the gods have entered the world, but they can't be so down-to-earth and vulgar......
Therefore, when the fan sister Nalan heard that he was going to eat a bowl of spicy oil noodles, she looked at Zhu Chulan with a look of surprise.
She couldn't figure it out, could this god really eat oil and splash noodles?
"Let me tell you, this spicy oil noodles are a very healthy and tasteful delicacy that removes the cold and yin from the human body.
Therefore, you all have to eat with me, after all, you have been in that kind of place where you have not seen the light of day for a long time, and the yin and yang in your body are out of balance, and you need such a delicacy to replenish qi and improve yang. ”
Zhu Zhulan said a seemingly strange reason, I don't know if it was to test everyone, or if it was really something.
"Then we must eat, Sister Yitong will help us prepare!"
Nalan first saw the fan girl's attribute played, and quickly echoed Zhu Chulan, causing everyone in the Heavenly God Research Department to nod in response.
"Well, it's not that hard to do!
Lord Zhu Izulan, do you think there are any ghosts in this world?
Does anyone know how to spell?"
The female Shura agreed happily, and asked Zhu Zhulan's spell question very persistently.
She had a feeling that she had really seen someone who could spell, and she had a feeling that that person was Zhu Zhulan.
Walking towards the campus with everyone, seeing that everyone in the school looked at them but did not dare to approach, there was no abnormality along the way, Zhu Chulan finally entered the student residence of Huaxia Film and Television Academy safely.
Thinking of the experience that the gods, demons and demons have seen in the dark cage in the past few days, Zhu Zhulan does not intend to lie.
"If there were no ghosts, humans would have created ghosts themselves!
So, I'm going to tell you: I know magic!
I know at least one of the spells of "Men Love!"
While speaking, Zhu Zhulan used two fingers to hold up Nalan's small chin when he first saw it, staring affectionately, and said with a forced face: "You dare to swear that you don't love a beautiful man like me?"
Nalan's innocent face instantly became red when he first saw it, and he said a little hesitantly: "I-I-don't swear, my lord, you-are indeed loved by everyone!"
"Look, I know how to spell!"
Zhu Zhulan looked back and showed off to the female cultivator.
"People are sluts!
Flirting with girls everywhere, don't harm our family's innocence for the first time!
Go find your first school flower and make waves!"
The female Shura felt that she had been tricked and began to complain.
"Who is the first school flower? I don't know!
If I'm prettier than you, I'll go and make waves, uh-huh—"
Zhu Izulan's answer was very frivolous.
"Y-you dare to say you don't know Sister Yuelu?"
The female Shura felt incredible.
"I'm going to get to know her and cast my spell!"
Zhu Zhulan didn't hear the abnormality in the female Shura's words, and still had a romantic tone.
"She's your girlfriend who lives and dies for you!
Are you going to turn your face and deny people?"
The female Shura already had an accusatory tone.
"My girlfriend is in kindergarten and hasn't grown up yet - I've been waiting for her to grow up!
If the first school girl was my girlfriend, where would she be now?"
Zhu Zhulan resolutely denied it.
(To be continued)
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1 March 2019