Chapter 34 If you want to practice this skill, you must first-
"You are ruthless!
You are cold!
You are selfish!
You are cruel!
You—
You have no conscience!
It's just a slut!"
When the female Shura heard Zhu Zhulan's words of not admitting his death, her mentality suddenly exploded, and she scolded rhythmically, regardless of the occasion.
The first school flower Yuelu is recognized as the "national school flower", and all netizens agree that the beauty that comes out once in 10,000 years, just by virtue of the peerless beauty of Yuelu, Zhu Chulan should not deny that Yuelu is not his girlfriend.
Besides, the female Shura and Yuelu grew up together since childhood, and they are good girlfriends who are as close as one, and the boyfriend who her girlfriend publicly admits denies the boyfriend and girlfriend relationship in front of her, which even she looks down on as a female Shura!
"It's all so rhythmic!
I appreciate your anxious scolding appearance, you are more temperamental when you are fierce!
Hey—actually, I've only met her once since I was a child......
At that time, she was six years old and I was five years old, and we played and got married, and she called me my little husband, and I called her my little wife.
It's a pity that I haven't seen her again for thirteen years after 'getting married', and now that the eighteenth year of the female college has changed, you call me a dead wife?"
Zhu Zhulan was not angry when he heard the rhythmic scolding of the female Shura, but recalled it, and his kind and angry appearance showed the real relationship between him and the first school flower.
Hearing Zhu Izulan's words, several people around him were shocked!
Is it—is it—is it—
The first school flower of the 10,000-year-old beauty has always imagined that Zhu Chulan is her little husband?
This is a bit of an idol romance drama routine......
It's just because I played once and got married.,Since then, I think you're the one who is destined for him.,It's now a YY plot where the goddess falls in love with me......
"What you say is true?
Are you sure you're not lying?"
The female saura seemed to think of something and hesitated.
"I swear with my handsome face, if I tell a lie, let a white-bearded old man take me away and soak my girl!"
Zhu Zhulan solemnly pointed to his handsome face and swore poisonously.
What he thought in his heart was that I haven't had a blackened gold finger - I'm not afraid that I'll be taken away from now on!
"Big brother is big brother - with his own goddess only loves my physique!"
"Envy, jealousy, hatred, envy, jealousy, hatred!"
"It's romantic! It's so romantic—
That's the rhythm of the goddess trying to bring me down!
Woo woo ~ woo woo - "
"Big brother, please don't spill dog blood anymore!
The fat man who is single always feels that there are ten thousand ten thousand points of damage floating over his head-"
"Big brother, please tell me how to successfully cultivate the spell 'The goddess wants to tease me'?"
......
......
......
The three fat men began to tout Zhu Izulan, and the three fat faces looked flattering and expectant.
"Don't worry, this kind of spell can be learned as long as you have money, make money and become a local tyrant!"
Zhu Chulan smiled back.
"Wow, big brother!
A white-bearded old man behind your back!"
The Black Sun King spoke amazingly.
"Whoa-oh"
Zhu Zhulan looked back and exclaimed, he really saw a white-bearded old man appear a meter behind him at some point.
Did you just swear an oath and be punished?
"Zhu Izulan, you see that the oath you swore with your handsome face is simply a great summoning success!
The female Shura laughed a little strangely.
"Young man, I won't take it away, I won't flirt with your sister-
I'm here to arrange for you to eat and live, and I'm the acting dean of Huaxia Film and Television Academy. ”
The white-bearded old man looked like a fairy and had an ethereal temperament, and he introduced himself to Zhu Zhulan.
"Ahh
You are the only one intact dean left in the entire academy, as long as the food is good, we will send additional people to protect you!"
Zhu Zhulan sincerely praised the old man and made another request.
"These are not problems!
Young people, sometimes people have to conform to the will of heaven, sometimes they have to go against the sky, dare to love and hate, not just love one person, so that in the red dust is to cultivate immortals!"
The white-bearded old man's compassionate speech made everyone feel bright.
Zhu Chulan nodded to indicate that he was taught, because he was first and foremost a student, and the acting dean taught him to dare to love and hate in the first class, and to be brave in picking up girls......
What a loving and respectable elder this is!
He also found that this white-bearded old man had a strong and light body, as if he had a deep inner kung fu in his body, no wonder he could not let people notice that he naturally appeared behind Zhu Zhulan silently.
"Wang Lao, Chu Jian, Tiange, everything of you is arranged by the acting dean and this beautiful girl Li Yitong, I will go to rest first!"
Zhu Zhulan pointed to the female cultivator and instructed the people of the Heavenly God Research Department.
He had to go and rest alone, everything that had happened to him in the past few days was so shocking and strange that he needed to take care of it.
"Okay, great—my lord, do you have anything to order! Actually, I know the acting dean and me. ”
Elder Wang of the Heavenly God Research Department replied very respectfully.
Although Zhu Izuran's aura of God is no longer there, he still respects Zhu Izuran as a god and master, this is because of the wisdom and life-saving grace shown by Zhu Izuran.
"Well-it turns out that you are the invincible king of the Wang family, why are you so young?
Do you want to push your hand with the old man, and if you have a trick, my hands will itch as soon as I see you!"
The acting dean was surprised to find that Wang Lao Wang was invincible, and obviously expressed his intention to explore.
"It turns out that you are all masters of the house, then I will rest assured!
Then I'll rest first!"
Zhu Zhulan finally felt relieved, there was a master of the house, and his sense of security rose greatly.
Finally able to rest, Zhu Chulan came to the arranged room and closed his eyes to sleep.
But I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning, and I was worried about everything, and it was difficult to calm down.
"What kind of system is that......
After scanning the various attributes of my body, I want to see if I am extremely talented and suitable for what exercises?"
Zhu Izuran called out in his mind to the system that was said to have kidnapped him.
"Ahh
My real name for this system is actually "Gibberish System", and what I say is often gibberish, and I myself feel that I can't believe it!
You see, I have so many 'I' when I speak, which proves that I am very egoistic.
So, do you still want to check your peerless talent attributes?"
The words of the system made Zhu Zhulan speechless,
What the hell is going on with this system?
Why are you so ego?
Or do you want to learn about this system that kidnaps people later......
"After paying off the debt owed to you in the future, let's break up peacefully!
You play yours, I do mine, the universe is peaceful, hello me hello!"
Zhu Zhulan wondered if he could lose this pit master's system and sell it away!
Otherwise, if this system unknowingly tricks people into trouble, he may not be able to bear all kinds of amazing consequences......
"Universe Peace, hello and I am good!
You don't believe such nonsense!
As a unique self-contained cheat system, I was stupid enough to believe it!
So now it's still a bit of a professional one, how to pretend to be forced?
How to play people?
How do you flirt with your sister?"
The words of the system are really self-excessive, and they are invincible and domineering and confident.
"I'm too lazy to chat with you, I'm an elegant person, I'll learn the cheats given by the super first!"
Zhu Chulan didn't plan to fight with the system anymore, and opened the secret book of the divine boxing technique "Dragon Elephant Fighting the Sky" in his mind.
"Well--Shenquan Zhenshi, male, if you want to practice this skill, you must first go from the palace, and female, if you want to practice this skill, you must first flatten your chest!
I'm going to go - what kind of bullshit title page is this, actually playing a routine!"
Zhu Zhulan planned to take a look at the cheats first, at the end, was the tip a joke.
(To be continued)
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