Before the story begins, I'll tell you a joke about a driver who accompanied the leader to a meeting, and when the leader went in, he was stopped by the security guards.

The driver also wanted to go in, so he pointed to the leader in front of him and said to the security guard: "I am in the same system as him." ”

Guess what the security guard said?

The security guard said, "!" Chickens and eggs are still a system! When did you see the cocks go in, and the balls go in? ”

In fact, there are no more than two kinds of men, one is a real dick, and the other is just an egg.

It's sad to say.,Although I've always wanted to dick up.,But I've always been an egg.,And,My girlfriend who has been in the middle for more than two years.,Was snatched away by a cock.。

Like many parents who want their son to be Jackie Chan, my parents have had high hopes for me since I was born, so they named me Wang Feixiang.

Even when my girlfriend proposed to break up, she didn't forget to complain about my name.

The day before yesterday, I bought her a necklace, 18K white gold, which cost a small 3,000, which is a ruthless blood for a junior of college.

Of course, I decided to bleed for a reason.

In our little-known pheasant university, my girlfriend is a well-known white beauty, and for more than two years, I have been looking for an opportunity to take her down, but I have never been able to succeed. I'm ashamed to say that the biggest scale between me and her is to kiss back at the cinema, when she was always staring at Wu Yanzu on the screen.

So I thought that this time I would exchange blood for blood, and I would take the blood first, and then take one of her blood while she was happy.

Unexpectedly, my blood had just finished coming out and it was still hot, so she called and cried for a long time, saying that I was a good person and must be with me in the next life.

I was shocked to hear this, and asked her if she had any terminal illness.

She said no, it's just that she met the bad guy in her heart in this life, and she is going to be separated from you for the time being......

Hanging up the phone, I thought about it for a long time, and then I cried very uselessly, in addition to feeling sorry for the deceived youth, but also worried about money. The necklace was already expensive, and it cost a small three thousand, and in order to get a blood, I rented a house in the new district near the school, for a quarter, including the deposit and room fee, and I just handed it over to the landlord two thousand three yesterday.

Even if you want to dump me, can you catch up with the payment of the room fee?

Now the blood and necklace are gone, and only me and a house of less than forty square meters are left, which is empty and makes me cry so much.

This time the loss of love is different from the past, in addition to the pain, I also feel unspeakable grievances, when I think of buying a necklace, she looks like she has been quiet and angry, and I want to slap myself a few mouths. Why don't you take a blood first and then give a necklace?

At least in that case, I can still say a word, it's really a dog. It's good now, I've been deceived into running out of eggs, but I don't even have a dog.

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I felt that this matter couldn't be left like this, and if I didn't retaliate, I would definitely be suffocated to death.

So I thought about it, and felt that I was a student from out of town, and I was weak, and I definitely couldn't fight it positively, and considering that the cock should send her home at night, I decided to pretend to be a ghost, hide near her house, and scare them hard at night.

If she can scare that cock out of her, or leave her and run away, it's just the right time for her to see who she's looking for.

Hum!

If my brother starts to be ruthless, even I am afraid of myself!

Her family is from the city, and she lives on Mingzhu Road, which is about a ten-minute walk from the community I rented. I stepped on it a little in advance, and felt that it was easy to scare others by hiding in the corridor, so I walked around the community and found that the flowers at the entrance of her building were good, and it was not easy to be found when hidden inside, and it could jump out at any time to be scary.

In the afternoon, I bought the cheapest black wig, a lipstick, two catties of flour, and four meters of white cloth at the wholesale market, and returned to the rented house to change the white cloth, and put a set on my body, only showing my head.

Then I looked in the mirror again, and with my ingenuity, it took me only two hours to come up with several scary schemes.

Hmph, everything is ready now, and it's getting dark. Xia Xiaoyu, you are a sassy sword, you cheat my youth and cheat me out of money, and that cock, grab a blood from me, it's strange to see if I don't scare you to death.

I forgot to say it before, my ex-girlfriend's name is Xia Xiaoyu, remember this name, because maybe I will abuse her on a whim one day, ten thousand times, ten thousand times.

It's the middle of September, the weather is dry, and the night is still a little cold, I took the things I prepared, came to Xia Xiaoyu's community, took advantage of the fact that there was no one around, got into the flowers like a cloud, and began to put on makeup.

As for my ghost makeup, I won't talk about it because I'm afraid I'll scare you out of a heart attack. I first put on a modified white cloth, put on a wig, and wiped my face white with flour, and then took out the lipstick, and painted the eyes, ears, mouth, and nose with blood dripping, and as soon as I finished painting, I scared a mosquito around me to death, really, I didn't want to say it.

In fact, when I was choosing a place, I ignored the large number of mosquitoes that will appear here at night, especially after autumn, the mosquitoes are poisonous and ruthless, I put on ghost makeup again, and I want to change places for fear of being bumped into, which is sour, really indescribable.

And I found that I seemed to have overlooked one point, that is, whether Xia Xiaoyu has not returned home yet. What if she had gone home before dark, and now that she had finished eating and was lying on the couch watching TV, I was wearing ghost makeup and hiding in the flowers downstairs of her house, and I was bitten by mosquitoes, wouldn't I have become a model in the world?

I grass! That's not going to work! I pulled out the phone in a panic and wanted to ask where she was now, and I called several times in a row, but she never answered. In this way, it strengthened my determination to let the mosquitoes suck them dry, and also scare them out!

After waiting for about two hours, although I was wearing a wig, I was still stung into a toad version of Amitabha, my body was itchy and itchy, and I was still holding my breath, and I was thinking about whether to call Xia Xiaoyu a few more times, when I saw a brown Chihua dog, running and rushing towards the flowers where I was.

Groove ...... If it finds out, it won't attract the dog owner......

In desperation, I hurriedly took a deep breath, intending to use my terrifying appearance and the terrifying posture I had figured out before to scare the little cheap dog away. Seeing that it was about to approach the flowers, I slowly raised my arm and bent my fingers, and was about to startle it unexpectedly, but I saw its body twitch suddenly, like a frightened bird, screaming and rushing towards the outside of the community......

This...... What's going on? I haven't started to scare yet, why did it run away?

Thinking back to when the little dog ran away just now, I glanced at the flowers, but it was not my position, so I subconsciously turned my head and looked behind my side. At this glance, I saw a girl in a white dress with a disheveled hair, who was also looking at me with a confused face, looking at each other, and scaring both of us enough.

I thought I had seen a ghost, and I instantly got goosebumps, was dumbfounded, and couldn't help jumping; And when she saw my frightened look, her raised arms and crooked fingers, she opened her mouth directly, and her eyes rolled and she fainted.

This...... Why did you get dizzy? Isn't it a ghost?

Who would have thought! In the big night, how can there be a person in the flowers?

I said don't frighten people, so I hurried over and pinched the girl's man. Fortunately, under my witty move, the girl slowly opened her eyes, saw my smile of implicit relief, rolled her eyes again, and fainted with fright.

I...... Grass! I was in a hurry just now, and I forgot to remove my mother's makeup......

Now I am a complete disaster, no matter how I pinch someone, I can't wake up, and I feel that her body is getting colder and colder. Nervously, he put his finger to the end of her nose, waited for a long time, and did not feel any signs of breathing, and then probed her pulse in fear, fainting...... It's gone......

I...... Scare people to death?

Realizing this, my heart suddenly cooled most of the time, and I only felt that my legs were weak, and I couldn't help but sit on the ground.

I'm just over 20 years old, I'm in my junior year, and I haven't officially entered the society and enjoyed life, so I killed people so inexplicably?