After sitting in the flowers and thinking about it for a long time, I felt that I still couldn't let my life be ruined like this, so I gritted my teeth and decided to slip away as soon as possible.

I quickly took off a fierce ghost costume, jumped out of the flowers with empty hands and a body as light as a swallow, and was about to leave, when I saw a sweaty little fat man running over and asking me: "Brother! Have you ever seen a brown Chihuahua? ”

I swallowed and shook my head.

The little fat man seemed to be really in a hurry, and he couldn't help but get into the flowers behind me, but I hurriedly stopped him and said, "You wait! My girlfriend drank too much and threw up in it, I'll carry her out first, and then you go in again. ”

Fuck, because of a little cheap dog, and now he has a personal witness, and he can't even grease the soles of his feet.

I entered the flowers with a bitter face, and carried the girl's corpse behind me, I don't know if I was nervous, and suddenly increased my strength, or if the girl was too careful to keep in shape before her death, and she was as light as a child.

In order to behave realistically, I walked out of the flowers with the girl's corpse on my back, and pretended to be angry and scolded: "Drink! Drink! Know how to drink every day! Look at what you drink......"

At the same time, I was also muttering in my heart: Heavenly spirit, earth spirit, no wonder......

It is estimated that I was suppressed by my mighty and domineering man, and the little fat man watched me walk out of the community with a confused face. When I got to the street, I hurriedly quickened my pace to find a suitable place to dump the body, but before I could find a suitable place, I met two groups of pedestrians one after another, and in desperation, I could only pretend to be angry and scolded the girl's body twice.

In this process, I also found that the woman who scolded him was particularly imposing, so that the two groups of pedestrians I met one after another all stopped and watched with a confused face.

Ay...... With so many more personal witnesses, I really can't continue to throw corpses.

For now, I can only bring the body back to the rented house first, and then make further plans. Fortunately, her body was not sinking, and with her back behind her, it felt lighter than a pair of twenty-kilogram dumbbells. After walking for more than ten minutes, before I could sweat, I had already carried her body back to the rented house.

I turned on the lamp in the living room, put her on the sofa, and looked at it through the light, and my past aesthetics were immediately completely subverted.

This guy is beautiful, it's just not like words, if it weren't for the terrible white face, he would kill all kinds of tender models in minutes. With these curly eyelashes, delicate nose, sexy soft lips, and delicate chin, she is completely a fairy descending to earth, but unfortunately, I was scared to death......

In addition to the guilt, I also felt unprecedented unwillingness, feeling that I had scared to death such a peerless beauty, which was really a great sin.

Then I thought, since this is already the case, should I treat the dead horse as a live horse doctor, and try to save her, in case she is saved?

So I started pressing her chest...... Don't think too much about it, as a normal man, wouldn't it be better for me to save her......

After about three to five minutes of compression, I found that it didn't work, so I tried to give her artificial respiration again, pinched her mouth open, and inhaled hard...... I didn't see any effect, so I checked it on the Internet, and then I realized that artificial respiration was to blow into the other party's mouth......

I took a deep breath in frustration, said to myself, and then pinched her mouth open and blew hard into it. it! There was a reaction......

The so-called reaction was that I made her eyelids flutter a little when I was blowing. Don't look at the slight throbbing, it at least means that the person is not dead, and I am so happy that I almost didn't cry. After all, who the wants to be a murderer at such a young age?

But strange to say, I blew on her a few breaths, and I felt dizzy, groggy and just wanted to sleep. In order to completely revive her, I cheered up and continued to blow into her mouth, but after just a few blows, I felt an irresistible sleepiness attack, and unconsciously lay on her and fell asleep.

I slept until the morning, opened my eyes in a daze, and yawned long, but I still felt sleepy. Looking at the girl who was stunned by me, although she didn't wake up, it seemed to be dreaming, and the expression on her face changed slightly.

Fortunately, she didn't die!

Sensing that her body was still cold, I guessed that she might have been frightened, so I carried her to the bed and soaked up the soft and bright sunshine of the morning.

At the same time, I'm still thinking, who the fuck is messing with whom? Instead of scaring the dog man and woman, he almost scared himself to death. Then I had a more desperate idea, that is, to take a few photos with the beautiful girls around me, pretend to send a circle of friends, but block other friends, only let Xia Xiaoyu see it, and let her break down.

I even thought of the title instantly, and called: After leaving you, I met her, is she ten times more beautiful than you? Whoever is that, please don't sit in the right seat.

Oh my god, this title is classic, and even I feel numb.

Thinking so, I lay down next to the beautiful girl, put my arm under her neck, and pretended to hug it, pretending to be two people tossing for a night.

However, seeing that her skin exposed to the sun seemed to be a little whiter, I couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said that this is not good, her skin is as white as paper, it looks too unhealthy, if Xia Xiaoyu sees it, maybe I can find a vitiligo or advanced liver cancer for me.

For such a thorny problem, I was quick to think of a solution. That is, isn't it possible to download the Meitu app on your phone? Since you can whiten, of course, you can also tan, I took a few intimate photos with the beautiful girl, and then tanned, and properly sour Xia Xiaoyu, who lost her conscience.

Thinking of doing it, I immediately hugged the beautiful girl, put my face on her mouth, squinted my eyes, and took a group photo beautifully. Then I didn't think it was enjoyable, so I changed a few intimate shapes, and took N photos with a snap, hehe, just with the appearance of this beautiful girl, I turned it over and put it in ancient times, properly fascinated the emperor, and made the life miserable.

I went to the Meitu show, and found that it could really adjust the brightness and darkness of the skin, and at the same time, I opened a photo of me and the beautiful girl.

Groove ...... That's not right! Why is it just me?

I looked through the other photos in a daze, and found that each one was just me, but I couldn't see the beautiful girl who took a photo with me.

So I turned my head to look at her again in confusion, and found that she was in the sun, her skin was getting whiter and whiter, and the expression on her face was getting more and more painful.

This...... His body was cold, he had no pulse, he was not breathing, his complexion was as white as paper, and he disappeared from the photo......

I'm going to Nima! Hell yes!

I was so frightened that I jumped straight out of bed, running out the door, shouting for help, until I rushed out of the unit door, and then I was relieved a little, thinking about what the hell was going on? Obviously pretending to be a ghost to scare people? Why are you still bumping into the hell?

Was she a ghost before I scared her? Or did you become a ghost after I was scared to death?

If she was already a ghost before, and she was scared out by me, it would be too much, right? Come to think of it, it's still more likely that I'm scared into a ghost......

I just want to pretend to be a ghost to scare the dog man and woman, but I scared a big living person into a ghost, uh God, why don't you say it if you want to play to death?

No wonder the little fat man and the two groups of pedestrians last night stopped to watch me with a confused look when they saw me carrying the female ghost home, maybe in their eyes, they could only see me acting strangely and scolding......

Okay now, I just rented the house yesterday, and I moved my clothes, bedding, and daily necessities into it, but there was a female ghost lying on the bed, didn't it kill people?

Even if you are as witty as me, you have no idea at all.

I stood at the entrance of the building for most of the day, and saw that the sun was hanging high and warm at more than ten o'clock in the morning, and I wondered if I could wipe out the female ghost under the sun. It is said that ghosts are afraid of the sun, and if they directly dry her, I will go to the Begging Temple tomorrow to make incense and make a wish......

So I sat downstairs and waited, and at twelve o'clock in the afternoon, when the sun was in the middle of the day, I had the courage to return to the upper floor, opened the door and looked into the inner room, and saw that there was still a pale-complexion girl lying on the bed, and I was still frightened enough.