Chapter 001: The Bride Is a Man?!
"Since you don't want to marry, then exchange clothes with me, and I will sit in this sedan chair instead of you, how about it?"
Last night, when Qiao Shuyu, who was sheltering from the rain in the broken temple, said this calmly, he didn't expect that he would regret it so much today!
His words rescued the bride-to-be Qian Yunyun, who was about to elope with her sweetheart while the people in the welcoming party were asleep, but he also hurt himself.
First of all, this woman's wedding dress looked a little small and extremely uncomfortable on his big man, and secondly, after sitting in the sedan chair on this day, the bones of his whole body were about to be bumped apart.
These are not the key, the key is that the phoenix crown on this head is so heavy that his neck is about to be crushed, I really have to admire these ancient women!
"Miss, don't worry, I'll be able to get to the city soon, and then I'll be able to meet my future uncle."
The maid who was accompanying her outside the sedan chair sighed when she heard the sigh in the sedan chair, thinking that her own lady was a little anxious, and hurriedly comforted her.
Qiao Shuyu in the sedan chair couldn't help but roll his eyes, thinking that your young lady doesn't know which one to flee to, you should keep this future uncle and see it by yourself!
"Alas, if it weren't for the fact that I was hiding from those madmen, I wouldn't have bothered to suffer this crime!"
Qiao Shuyu thought about it in pieces, thinking that he was unlucky enough, the original new human beings in the twenty-first century, at this point in time, should be playing games in the Internet café, who knew that he would be in this inexplicable Xi country because of a car accident!
Let's cross over, it's not uncommon in these years, but the headache is that as soon as he opened his eyes, a group of people circled around him, constantly muttering in his ear that the rivers and lakes had just gone through a turmoil, and he urgently needed him, the new leader of the martial arts alliance, to preside over the overall situation.
"Hell martial arts alliance leader, Lao Tzu doesn't want to die!"
The owner of this body he crossed is named Qiao Jue, it is said that he has strong martial arts and a cold personality, Qiao Shuyu is hehe, since his martial arts are strong, is it hair or braids?
There are two reasons, either this Qiao Jue's martial arts are not as good as the legend, or the person who killed Qiao Jue has higher martial arts.
However, no matter what the reason, it is enough to prove that this river and lake is really too dangerous, a rookie like him, he doesn't know how he will die at that time, and if he wants to live, he can only slip away!
He slipped away, and that group of people should re-select the alliance leader, right?
It turns out that Qiao Shuyu's idea is really too simple, he seems to have underestimated the perseverance of that group of people, these days, they can chase him wherever he flees, if he is really desperate, he will not be willing to pretend to be this bride!
"Miss, I see my future uncle."
The little maid's somewhat happy voice pulled back Qiao Shuyu's thoughts, and slowly felt that the sedan chair stopped, and then heard some conversations outside, Qiao Shuyu secretly looked out, and now he just arrived at the gate of the city.
It didn't take long for the group to continue to move forward, Qiao Shuyu didn't dare to open too many curtains, so he could only see a small part of the scene, all in all, judging from the onlookers next to the street, this city should be not small, and it is quite prosperous.
"Miss, don't worry, the slave has seen it for you, this future uncle is really as talented as rumored, handsome, no wonder so many women want to marry him!"
Qiao Shuyu rolled his eyes again when he heard this, and wanted to reply that Lao Tzu was not interested in this Laoshizi's aunt for half a dime, and he was not a beautiful woman with white skin and long legs, if it weren't for thinking about going to this Ye Mansion to make some entanglements, he would have slipped away a long time ago.
That's right, he just went to blackmail money, the main thing is that Qiao Jue is really poor, he rummaged through the room where Qiao Jue lived, and found a piece of silver, which had already been spent along the way, and I heard that the person who was going to marry this time was very rich, so ......
Qiao Shuyu was complacent about his next plan, when a series of firecrackers suddenly exploded in his ears, he was startled, and almost cursed, and then felt that the car door was kicked open.
didn't dare to desert again, so he hurriedly sat upright and listened carefully to the movements around him.
"Please let the bridegroom carry the bride into the door."
Hearing the matchmaker say this, the maid hurriedly stepped forward to help Qiao Shuyu, Qiao Shuyu bent over and got out of the sedan chair, and before he could stand up straight, he felt that his feet were empty, and the whole person was hugged horizontally.
it! It's a princess hug!!
Qiao Shuyu couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth in his heart, but thinking that he still had to make money, he endured it, to be honest, a big man was hugged by a princess, in fact, it was quite embarrassing, but if he was embarrassed, he would be ashamed, anyway, no one here knew him, not to mention that he was still covered with a hijab.
What Qiao Shuyu didn't know was that some of the unmarried women around him were now looking at him with envy, because he had married the person they wanted to marry the most.
Although the city is not the largest town in the Xi country, the academy is famous all over the country, and the person who marries today is Ye Tingyuan, the current president of the academy.
Qiao Shuyu didn't know what this group of people thought, but even if he knew, he didn't feel it, he didn't care whether this so-called uncle was tall or short, fat or thin, in his opinion, money was the most important.
"The auspicious time has come, and the bride and groom worship heaven and earth."
Qiao Shuyu was stunned for a moment when he heard such a sentence as soon as he was put down, eh, he didn't expect this, let him worship heaven and earth with a man???
At this time, there was some chatter around, and the person who presided over the wedding feast shouted again: "Worship heaven and earth." ”
"Miss, worship heaven and earth."
The maid reminded him softly beside him, and Qiao Shuyu came back to his senses and bowed in the direction.
"Two worship the high hall."
"Okay, my grandson is finally married, grandma is happy."
A relatively kind voice came from above, Qiao Shuyu looked down at the shoes on his feet, didn't everyone notice that he was wearing men's shoes?!
And it's still black!
"Husband and wife worship each other."
Qiao Shuyu was pressed by the phoenix crown on his head and his neck hurt, so he thought about getting rid of it quickly, and suddenly wanted to know, if the other party knew that the bride who was now married to him was a man, I don't know what kind of expression it would be?
Hahaha, it's definitely exciting!
Qiao Shuyu made up for it heartlessly, and then was led to the new house, as soon as he stepped into the new house, he couldn't wait to tear off the hijab on his head and throw it on the ground at will, and then took off the phoenix crown and threw it aside.
"Oh, the bride can't lift her head by herself, this is a ......"
The matchmaker hurriedly stepped forward to stop her, but when she saw Qiao Shuyu's appearance, she was stunned, and wondered: "Eh, why do I feel that Miss seems to look different from what I saw a few days ago?" ”
When the maid heard this, she was immediately surprised: "Ah, who are you?" ”
Qiao Shuyu, who took off the phoenix crown, finally breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at the matchmaker and the maid, and said lazily: "Come on, don't alarm too many people, go and call your uncle, Lao Tzu has something to discuss with him." ”
"You... Where's my young lady? Where did you hide my young lady? ”
The little maid was about to cry, Qiao Shuyu rolled her eyes, how did he know where her young lady went, looked at the Ye Mansion maids who were also surprised at the door, afraid that if the delay continued, it would be difficult to clean up the matter later, so he urged impatiently: "You go and call the person surnamed Ye first, and I'll tell you where your young lady went, OK?" ”
The little maid didn't understand what he was talking about, but looking at the flow of people in front of her, it didn't seem to be a good person, so she hurriedly rushed out.
Qiao Shuyu had been hungry for a day, and now he had no strength, he saw a bowl of dumplings on the table, so he walked over and scooped one with a spoon and took a bite.
"Phew, how is it raw?"
Could it be that Yefu is also poor? Wouldn't his plan be in vain?!
"It's for the bride to eat, so it's naturally raw."
"Tsk, what a slam on the door!"
The matchmaker's face was white and green, and she wanted to say that eating raw dumplings was for a good meaning, but seeing that the person in front of her was completely a gangster, she was afraid that it would be difficult to provoke, so she simply stopped talking.
Qiao Shuyu saw that there seemed to be a lot of food on the bed, so he walked over and sat on the edge of the bed, took some longan peanuts and the like and ate them, and the maids next to him stopped talking.
When Ye Tingyuan rushed to the new house, he saw such a scene, a person in a red wedding dress resting on the bed with one foot on the ground, sitting at the end of the bed and eating, and the ground next to the bed was full of peanut longan shells.
Qiao Shuyu's face was not very good, because it was useless to eat these when he was hungry, he thought that he could eat a big meal when he arrived in Yefu, but it seemed that he should go out and find a restaurant to eat something good after the money was in hand.
"Oops, hey, you... You are the bridegroom......"
Qiao Shuyu looked at Ye Tingyuan, who had just arrived, and paused, uh, he looked his eyes up and down at the person standing in front of him, hey, this height is about 185, a bright red wedding dress, with a gold belt, which makes the figure more slender.
No, this person is taller than him, if he stands up and talks, his momentum will definitely be worse, so let's sit like this, his eyes moved to the other party's face, well, he looks more beautiful than the girl's family, a little white face, it is estimated that the force value should not be high, and if you really want to talk about it later, you should have the upper hand.
With such a tall family background, a typical rich and handsome, I don't have to worry about not being able to marry a daughter-in-law, the only little guilt left in Qiao Shuyu's heart suddenly dissipated without a trace, he grinned, and said shamelessly:
"You are the groom, what, your bride ran away because she didn't want to marry you, of course, I didn't come to you mainly to talk about this, I wanted to say, if you don't want to be known that the person who married you today is a man, just obediently take out five hundred taels of hush money to Lao Tzu!"
Ye Tingyuan: "......"