Chapter 002: Lao Tzu is a straight man

"Escaped?"

Ye Tingyuan narrowed his eyes slightly, his voice sounded a little cold, although it was just two simple words, but Qiao Shuyu couldn't hear the meaning that it was not easy to communicate.

"Yes, Miss Qian already has a sweetheart, so don't be too sad, even if she marries, she doesn't have you in her heart, alas, you ......"

Qiao Shuyu suddenly pointed to the matchmaker, and then said, "Bring the pot of wine on the table to the master." ”

Matchmaker: "......" she really provoked someone, this time the family affair was blown, and it is estimated that she will not be able to get the reward, and now she will be used as a subordinate to instigate!

"What are you doing? Let's go! ”

The matchmaker walked to the table with some anger and took the wine jug and handed it to Qiao Shuyu, who took it and took a sip of the wine jug.

"Good wine!"

"You said you ran away, how could my young lady run away with such a good look, you must have kidnapped the young lady!"

The maid cried and complained, Qiao Shuyu took out a letter from his arms and threw it to her, and said leisurely: "Don't you ancients like to recognize any handwriting, look at it yourself." ”

This letter was written by Qian Yunyun the day before she got married, and she originally planned to leave it by the maid's side on the night she fled, but when she met Qiao Shuyu, she gave it directly to Qiao Shuyu.

The little maid picked up the letter and opened it to look at it, Ye Tingyuan asked, "Is it your young lady's handwriting?" ”

"Yes......"

The little maid handed the letter to Ye Tingyuan, but Ye Tingyuan didn't seem to be very interested in the content of the letter, so he didn't stretch out his hand to take it, but instead instructed the maids in the room: "The old lady is not in good health, don't let her know about this matter first." ”

"Yes."

"You go down first, Zhu Xuan, and take the matchmaker down to receive the reward."

The latter sentence was said to the young man standing behind him, it seemed that he should be a personal guard, and the matchmaker immediately smiled when she heard that she actually had a reward.

After a while, there were only two people left in the new house, Qiao Shuyu and Ye Tingyuan, Qiao Shuyu instantly relaxed, it was better to fight alone than to be beaten by a group.

"Actually, I'll just go with the matchmaker to receive the reward, so that your guards don't have to run again."

Qiao Shuyu thought he was very intimate and reminded, Ye Tingyuan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Reward?" ”

"Hush money, you see that you are so rich, five hundred taels should be a piece of cake for you, don't worry, I, Qiao Shuyu, speak my word, as long as I receive the money, I will never mention tonight's matter to anyone in the future, and you can also choose a beauty again."

Ye Tingyuan frowned and said coldly: "What did you say your name was?" ”

"It doesn't matter what it's called, if you give the money, we'll clear it up, and we won't meet in the future, I know what the name is!"

The other party suddenly stepped forward a few steps closer, Qiao Shuyu looked at him with some vigilance, wondering whether to jump up and strike first, but before he could make a choice, he found that his hand was empty, and the wine jug was gone.

Uh, what the hell?

"You didn't really pick on the door to this point, did you? I'm just thirsty, and you can't afford to drink a little wine? ”

Ye Tingyuan didn't hear it, walked to the table leisurely, poured two glasses of wine, then put down the wine jug, walked back to the bed with two glasses of wine, and handed a glass to Qiao Shuyu.

Qiao Shuyu: "......" Ya's little white face is so girly? Do you have to use a wine glass to drink a drink?

"Didn't I say you, such a small cup, stuffed between your teeth, and I'm not in the mood to drink with you now, I know that you ran away from the bride may be a little sad, but can you solve the hush money first?"

Ye Tingyuan smiled when he heard this, and said in a soft voice: "This is not a drink to drown your sorrows. ”

"It doesn't matter what you are, come on, I'll have a drink with you, I don't have so much time to spend with you!"

Qiao Shuyu took the wine glass and took a sip, Ye Tingyuan said slowly: "Madam, handing over a glass of wine is not such a way to drink. ”

"Poof!!"

Qiao Shuyu didn't have time to swallow all the wine squirted out, Ye Tingyuan looked down at the corner of his clothes that were wet, and said helplessly: "Madame, do you want to wet your husband's clothes, so that your husband can take them off as soon as possible, and spend candles in the cave room with you?" ”

Qiao Shuyu stared at the guy in front of him who changed his face faster than the sky with a hellish expression, was there a mistake in the hell, didn't this person still look cold and unapproachable just now?!

I couldn't help it, he stood up directly, and said unhappily: "Hell, madam, Lao Tzu is a man!" ”

"Tsk, a lady shouldn't be so vulgar when she speaks."

"What lady?"

"Didn't you just say your name was Lady Joe?"

"Damn, lady peat, lady, you are a lady, your whole family is a lady, Lao Tzu's name is Qiao Shuyu, special special, give it, it's terrible to have no culture!"

In fact, Qiao Shuyu hasn't read much, but he feels that his knowledge level should not be a problem to communicate with people, but he didn't expect to meet a more illiterate person!

"It doesn't matter what it's called, let's drink a glass of wine first."

"Drink your size, I can see it, you are nominally marrying a daughter-in-law, but you like men behind your back, fortunately Miss Qian escaped, otherwise she would be miserable."

Qiao Shuyu looked disdainful, Ye Tingyuan not only was not angry, but smiled very gently, nodded and said, "Well, she escaped, so you stay to settle the bill." ”

"Get out of you, Lao Tzu is a straight man, if you want to stir up the foundation and find someone else, hurry up and give the money!"

"Look at the furnishings in this house, each one is more than five hundred taels."

"So what, how inconvenient it is to hold such a large item, and it's not a bank card, so do you give it or not? If you don't give it, I'll go out and shout to those guests right now that your daughter-in-law ran away, and you also worshipped heaven and earth with a big man, and then your face will be lost! ”

"Alas, you also said that we have worshiped heaven and earth, and that is the rightful husband."

"Are you still shameless?"

Ye Tingyuan drank the wine in the wine glass in one gulp, then casually put the wine glass on the cabinet next to him, and approached Qiao Shuyu step by step, and Qiao Shuyu was forced to retreat.

"What do you want to do? I warn you, don't think I'm afraid of you if you're a few centimeters taller than me! ”

"You let my bride go and asked me for hush money?"

"Well, even if I don't help, she'll run."

Ye Tingyuan sighed with a regretful face: "Then you will have no credit." ”

"I ......"

"Look, you've sat in a sedan chair, you've worn your wedding dress, and you've worshiped heaven and earth, so why don't you just make a mistake?"

"What do you mean?"

"What is five hundred taels, if you are willing to stay, you can spend five hundred taels a day even if you want to, how about it?"

"Why do you want to marry a daughter-in-law and want to go crazy?! Since as long as it's a person, then you can marry it casually. ”

"Of course not."

"Then let me stay?"

"Madame, haven't you heard an idiom called love at first sight?"

Qiao Shuyu: "......" fell in love at first sight, Qiao Shuyu now came out of his head and called a punch to put down!

"When I saw you for the first time just now, my heart was already captured by you."

Ye Tingyuan approached as he spoke, Qiao Shuyu had no way to retreat, and he didn't waste time anymore, so he swung his fist directly, but who knew that he was easily caught by the other party.

Qiao Shuyu wanted to withdraw his hand, but he tried it but didn't succeed, Ye Tingyuan effortlessly held his hand and lowered his head to kiss the back of his hand.

"Next Ao, you are a dead gay, don't touch Lao Tzu!"

Qiao Shuyu's other hand was grabbed as soon as he was raised, and then he was directly pressed down on the bed after a whirlwind, and he struggled for a long time to no avail.

Damn, who will tell him that the strength of this little white face is so great?!

"Madam, do you want to refuse or welcome?"

"Reject peat, open it to Lao Tzu!"

"Shhh, swearing is punishable~"

Ye Tingyuan said and squeezed it between his legs and rubbed it, Qiao Shuyu's hairs all over his body stood up, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, don't you want to seal your mouth, can't you do it?!" ”

When a little hooligan meets a big hooligan, he is destined to suffer, and this time it is planted!

"Madame, what posture do you like?"

Qiao Shuyu: "......" I rely on him, is this encountering a perversion?

"You see, I'm a man."

Ye Tingyuan raised his eyebrows, and said in a sincere tone: "Dressed so much, I can't see it very clearly, why don't you take off a few pieces?" ”

"Damn, if you dare to take off Lao Tzu's clothes, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will bite his tongue and kill himself in minutes?!"

As the saying goes, a soldier can be killed but not humiliated, Qiao Shuyu feels that he should be a person with backbone!

Ye Tingyuan's expression was a little innocent, and he reminded: "It hurts." ”

"Lao Tzu is not afraid of pain."

"Oh, that's good, don't cry later."

Qiao Shuyu didn't understand much, and just wanted to scold back, but seeing that his expression seemed to be a little joking, he realized what he was referring to just now, and his face suddenly turned red.

It's not shy, but angry, thinking that he has been on the streets for many years in modern times, but now he has been humiliated so much, but there is no way, he doesn't know martial arts, his strength is not as big as the person in front of him, and he still has some old injuries on his body, so he is not his opponent at all.

The big husband can bend and stretch, since the hard one can't work, he will come to the soft one (what about the good backbone??? )。

Ye Tingyuan looked at Qiao Shuyu's face and changed several times in an instant, and finally saw him smile flatteringly: "What... Brother Ye, look at you, you want to have good looks, money and wealth, what kind of person you want can't find it, why do you have to be on the bar with such a small role as me?! ”

"I said it, it was love at first sight."

"Actually, I have a lot of shortcomings."

"In my eyes, all your shortcomings are strengths."

Qiao Shuyu has a mouthful of old blood in his throat, he shouldn't come here to ask for any hush money, now it's okay, stealing chickens is not a loss and saying that he is like this!?

Although he's a man, he's not a person who messes with relationships, besides, as a straight straight man, how can he roll with a man/bed/sheet!

"Have you ever thought that tomorrow your parents... Well, how would your father and mother feel if they knew? ”

"It's such a sad topic, they've been dead for a long time."

"Well, what about your grandmother? Didn't you have a grandmother when you first visited the church? You can't bear to let your grandmother's hope of holding her grandson be disappointed? ”

"Madame don't have to worry, I will go and explain this matter to my grandmother tomorrow, I believe that her old man will definitely fulfill us, even if she doesn't agree for the time being, I will not give up on you."

Qiao Shuyu was so pressed that his legs were a little numb, and he thought of several ways in his mind, but it didn't seem to work, how could this ancient person be so open, could it be that this Xi country is more popular to stir up the foundation?

"Madam, it's getting late, it's time for the cave."

Ye Tingyuan said and was about to kiss down, Qiao Shuyu hurriedly shouted: "Wait, wait, I'm... Actually, I have a hidden disease! ”

"What hidden disease?"

"I ......" the man had to bow his head under the eaves, and at this time he couldn't take care of the face, he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't/lift." ”

Ye Tingyuan smiled disapprovingly, and said in a low voice: "It's okay, just do it for your husband." ”

Qiao Shuyu: "!! "Can you call the police?