Chapter 406: The petty bourgeois youth that accompanies the gardenia chestnut flower
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"What are you bunnies arguing about!?"
This loud cry in the night almost scared a group of little rabbit cubs out of Xiang, it turned out that the noise of this group of teenagers did not pose any pressure on Wang Wu, but the people sleeping inside were woken up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Uncle Jack's prestige is extraordinary in Titanic Village, and when the teenagers heard this roar, they immediately dispersed, leaving Wang Wu at a loss.
Uncle Jack walked out with his upper body and blood-red eyes - anyone who was woken up in the middle of the night would inevitably get angry. As a result, when the uncle came out and saw Wang Wu, he couldn't help but be stunned.
"What are you doing here?"
Wang Wu said: "So far, the mission process has progressed to the stage of teaching a new stranger, and is trying to decipher the identity of this person. ”
The uncle had just been woken up and was confused: "What did you say?"
So Wang Wuyuan originally relayed what he saw and heard, and Jack suddenly gasped: "How stupid are you!?
Wang Wu was also taken aback: "This has an egg relationship with me, I am not a noble child and I don't want to murder Tiffany, and the two conditions are not met...... Uncle, you better go back and wash and sleep, you can't figure it out when you are confused. ”
"Damn, it's your turn to teach me?"
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In the night, the two stood outside the house and talked for a long time, and Jack felt that he was going to be emaciated, so that Wang Wu believed that he was the unscrupulous nobleman who tried to murder Tiffany.
Wang Wu was really surprised by this conclusion: "I didn't expect that I was actually from an aristocratic background." ”
"I can't think of your mother...... Hurry up and put me back to sleep!"
Uncle Jack pressed Wang Wu's head while sneering in his heart: This group of little rabbit cubs in estrus is indeed undereducated, and I will teach it a lesson tomorrow.
The next morning, Uncle Jack forgot about the night. Because I woke up once in the middle of the night and got up too late the next day. He was thrown straight out of bed by Aunt Ruth. All the way to the fart, where do you remember what Wang Wu?
As for Wang Wu himself, he still walked out of the room with an open mind and took a deep breath.
"Today the P2.5 index is close to zero. The air quality is good, please breathe as much as you want, right?"
After speaking. There was another girl's coquettish laugh in his ears, and Wang Wu suddenly had an illusion of crossing over.
"Tiffany?"
The long brown braid flicked as the girl walked, and the girl smiled brightly: "Good morning." ”
"Good morning...... Wait a minute. What are you doing so close?"
The girl's eyes widened: "What's wrong?" Can't?"
Wang Wu sighed: "It's dangerous, I'm a noble kid who intends to be unfavorable to you, you better stay away from me." ”
"Che, you know that too? Harry's stupid bunch knows that they are talking bad about people behind their backs, and I can't see the good guys and bad guys?"
"Huh, can you tell?"
In Wang Wu's memory. Knowing people is quite a high-level skill, Titanic, a novice village. Could it really be Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?
Tiffany listened to Wang Wu's question, still smiling: "What a fool." ”
"You're a fool, your whole family is a fool!"
“!!??”
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At this time, ten kilometers away from Titanic Village, Xiao Zhen and three apostate priests were surrounding a water basin, and a three-dimensional phantom in the water projected the scene in the village. The four of them gritted their teeth when they saw it.
"The master is really coquettish, when the two countries are fighting, he actually leaves the war alone, and is happy alone. ”
"Hey, I see that there are often such episodes of amnesia and sexual encounters in League storybooks, and I thought it was extremely vulgar, but the result was ...... It is true that art comes from life and is higher than life. The owner is worthy of being the hero of the alliance, and the coquettishness is beyond the reach of the dust. ”
"The third child's words are wrong, the master goes deep behind enemy lines and takes the beauty of the empire, which will not only make the empire's morale plummet due to the green on his head, but also may cause the deterioration of the empire's race, which can be called a plan to draw wages from the bottom of the kettle. ”
Xiao Zhen commented: "Pump your uncle!"
Let Wang Wu enter this remote mountain village to help him recover his memory, but not let him come here to expand the harem!
As for the war between the two countries, Xiao Zhen doesn't care, and whoever dies or lives doesn't matter to her. And some time ago, the Divine Beast King beat the empire too badly, and now the alliance has begun to gradually turn around, General Patton and General Yinshuang successfully met in the southern provinces, and the two joined forces to defeat the emperor ** team all the way back hundreds of miles, and the current battle line has been transferred to the eastern provinces, and in two days, Mozhou City will return to the control of the alliance - although only a wasteland remains.
In such a situation, Wang Wu's role is no longer indispensable, it is nothing more than icing on the cake, so although Xiao Zhen knows that many people in the alliance are looking for Wang Wu now, she is completely pretending to be stupid.
Because she knew very well that the current Wang Wu was far more beneficial to the alliance than the previous Wang Wu. More powerful power, as well as more mentally retarded emotional intelligence, the key is that you don't know how to defend against people at all, and it's very easy to use!
If she were an alliance, she would make full use of such treasures, and as for recovering her memory, then hahaha~
Xiao Zhen has a high level of distrust of the Alliance, but now it seems that with her and three stupid followers, things are really difficult to handle.
And at this time, the priest next to him suddenly clapped his hands and laughed: "The plot that the masses like to see is here!"
Xiao Zhen turned his head and gasped: "What a vulgar unfolding this is!?"
It turned out that Wang Wu and Tiffany were talking, and last night, the group of teenagers in heat gradually surrounded them, showing a situation of being trapped.
At this time, the third child asked, "Do you want to do something?"
Although he is a quick-track master, he is also a grandmaster after all, as long as these high priests are interested, they can use their dream-building techniques to influence the minds of people a few kilometers away at any time.
As a result, Xiao Zhen gritted his teeth: "Don't care! It's vulgar, don't give him some stimulation, he really thinks he's here for a vacation!"
But if you want to talk about stimulation, it is really difficult for a group of ignorant teenagers in estrus to stimulate such a powerful person as Wang Wu. What's more, Wang Wu has a teammate by his side.
"What do you want to do? Get out of here!"
Tiffany cleared up, and the teenagers were so frightened that they didn't dare to approach.
It's not because this girl looks like a fairy and has the level of Princess Xiangxiang, it's just that ...... Her father is the captain of the garrison, the number one master in the village, and her family skills make her invincible opponents all over the village.
Harry was beaten up by Tiffany and crawled all over the ground not once or twice, thinking to himself that if the fight fails, we will fight.
"Tiffany, don't let him fool you! there's nothing good about this kind of aristocratic kid!" said Harry.
Tiffany raised her eyebrows and was about to refute, but Wang Wu next to her actually nodded in approval: "Indeed, the children of the nobles are the most hateful." ”
Tiffany almost fainted without taking a breath: "What kind of wave are you?"
"Bo Da Nabo?"
“...... Boda?"
was interrupted by Wang Wu like this, and the momentum of the saber rattling weakened, and the two sides stared at each other for a long time, and Harry preemptively relented: "Tiffany, I am also good for you......"
"Get out. ”
“......”
The incident ended, and Wang Wu from beginning to end, except for accidentally injuring Tiffany and Co. with friendly fire, defeated Harry and other teenagers in heat without much effort.
With such a result, Wang Wu himself didn't care, but Xiao Zhen, who was dozens of miles away, was unhappy.
"Hell, what the hell is this novice village doing!? In addition to the brain-dead estrus boy and the brainless upside-down village girl, can you produce something valuable!? I want to be stimulated, I want to be stimulated!"
can make the key to truth go crazy and roll, even if this group of teenagers is immediately struck by lightning and killed, it can be regarded as a well-deserved death, but no matter how Xiao Zhen jumps her feet, the fact has come true, she can only grit her teeth and discuss a new round of stimulation with the three stinkers.
The result was not unexpected, she herself as a machine spirit, in fact, is also ignorant of the world, the three stupid people around her are even more first-class waste, and the four stinkers are added together, breaking through not the upper limit but the lower limit, and three days have passed. Xiao Zhen only saw that Tiffany was getting more and more interested in Wang Wu, and she was around him all day long, and Wang Wu seemed to think that this was a good opportunity to learn more about society, and she didn't reject it at all!
On the fourth day, Tiffany's village aunt actually took the initiative to hook Wang Wu's hand, and the two walked hand in hand in the village, which made many teenagers in heat sad. And seeing Tiffany's smiling and youthful beautiful posture, Harry and the others were even more fascinated and passionate.
As a result, early in the morning of the fifth day, it seemed that the whole village was filled with a strange fragrance of chestnut flowers. It's really a youthful age.
Xiao Zhen had already despaired of his layout ability, and only had the strength to wail dozens of miles away: "Contemporary Chen Shimei! Who hears the old people crying! At home, Kelly looks through the autumn water, Yinshuang is born and dies for your country, and Sister Liuli's life and death are unknown! You actually colluded with the imperial village girl to do unscrupulous things! Shameless, shameless!"
The three wastes around him had long been disheartened, and when they heard the boss roaring, one of them who was most like a dog-headed military advisor was bored and said, "Why don't His Highness Xiao Zhen take action personally and seduce Wang Wu back to show revenge?"
As soon as these words came out, Xiao Zhen was furious: "Such a good idea, why do you say it now!?"
To be honest, it's not that Xiaozhen is in estrus, it's really that she can't wait to resurrect Liuli. Although the body she has created now is a little better, she still has a lot of confidence in herself when she thinks that Wang Wu doesn't even dislike the silver frost.
knew that this was the case, why let him go to Titanic Village to be seduced by the village girl, and the palace himself was not captured?
As a result, just when Xiao Zhen was about to sacrifice herself heroically for her good sister Ruri, her long-awaited excitement finally arrived......
A large wave of soldiers poured into the village as if they were showing off their might, bringing a sense of slaughter to the peaceful Titanic Village.