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Soldiers are of course soldiers of the Empire, and although the war is going well, the Alliance has not yet completely recovered its territory, and it is not known how long it will take to counterattack the Empire. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When the villagers of Titanic Village saw their own soldiers, they all showed excitement on their faces, showing the situation between the military and the people.

"What are you bastards doing here!?"

"You just paid your taxes last month, and you're here again!?"

As a result, from a group of tall soldiers, a dwarf-like figure came out, who was the legendary tax officer, and as soon as he appeared, he sneered: "I ate yesterday, do you want to eat today? Last month's tax is last month's, of course you have to pay this month!"

The villagers at the entrance of the village shouted: "Fart! Last month's payment is the whole year!"

The dwarf nodded: "Yes, so this time I will pay for next year, you eat today, and you won't eat tomorrow?"

"Damn, there is still a prepayment? This year's grain hasn't been beaten yet, what are we going to pay for next year?"

The dwarf's eyes were cold: "So, you don't want to pay? Interesting, in the empire, any law-abiding citizen has to pay taxes, and if you don't pay, does this mean that you will rebel next year?"

The villagers of this remote mountain village had never seen this kind of sophistry, and they were immediately suffocated.

The dwarf didn't talk much nonsense, and took out a small notebook from his arms: "Then the share you have to pay this time is, xx catties of grain, xx catties of meat, and xx gold coins." ”

As soon as this amount was exported, there was a gasp all around.

"How...... So much more than last month?"

"The war on the front line is tight, and the rear should have a lot of support. ”

", aren't we going to starve to death after handing over this batch of food?"

The dwarf really spoke of the lotus: "It is better to starve to death than to be defeated at the front line and become a slave of the country, right? At least it is a well-deserved death~"

The villagers still wanted to talk to him, but by this time the village chief had already stepped forward.

As the village chief, he naturally has different knowledge, and as soon as the old village chief came forward, he showed the iron bones of Titanic Village, and saw his facial muscles move. The old face suddenly squeezed out a smile.

"Well, Master Jimmy. You have a lot of adults, but don't meet those ignorant general~"

The dwarf saw the old village chief, and his expression softened slightly: "It's not that I want to embarrass you, but the task assigned from above." I can't help but finish it, right? This time the amount of payment is indeed more, but your Titanic Village has always been rich, so you can't pay it, right?"

"This, of course, will be handed over......"

As a result, before the old village chief finished speaking, he heard a loud middle-aged woman behind him: "Hand in a fart! How much grain have you collected here? We will have our own rations left, and if we pay any more, the people in the village will go hungry!"

The dwarf Jimis glanced at the middle-aged woman: "It's good to be hungry twice for your size." ”

"Fuck you!"

The village gate suddenly became noisy again, and after a while. The soldier who followed behind the dwarf simply drew his sword, and the village suddenly fell silent with a flash of cold light.

"How. You want to use force?"

At this time. The key figure who pressed the scene finally appeared, a burly and strong middle-aged man, slowly pacing inside, carrying a longbow on his back. A spear with two short axes pinned to his waist. It's simply a mobile arsenal.

The macho man is worthy of being a macho man, and he faces a dozen or so heavily armed imperial soldiers alone, without the slightest fear.

"If you want to use force, Lao Tzu will accompany you. ”

Seeing this person, the dwarf Jimis couldn't help but scold: "Bad luck!"

Just because of this guy, the tax work of Titanic Village has always been a stain, and it sounds like a lot to pay a year a month!

If you want to overcharge, you can find a gentleman to overturn the captain of the garrison in this village, but unfortunately for many years, several tax officials have not been able to bear it.

Fortunately, this time Jimmy transferred a few real masters from the army, and when he saw the other party appear, the dwarf waved his color to signal everyone to do it.

, teach you to be rampant!

Crackle, bang!

After a flurry of punches and kicks, there were a few more shrimp-like soldiers on the ground.

The macho man wiped the corners of his mouth and spat at the foam: "Weak chicken." ”

Jimmy's eyes were about to pop out: This is the legendary retired special forces who kill people without blinking? Doesn't it mean that special forces are omnipotent in the sky and on the earth? As a result, they can't even handle a villager? What the fuck is this village?

And yet at this very moment......

"Daddy!"

A girl with long brown pigtails suddenly ran out of the crowd, led by a young man with a blank face.

"Tiffany, go back. ”

The middle-aged macho man was startled, and as soon as he stretched out his hand to stop his daughter from approaching, he turned his head and saw Jimmy's eyes glowing.

The middle-aged man's heart twitched, and his heart said that this time it's fucked, when he went to Blue Seal City some time ago, he once heard someone in the tavern that the newly appointed tax officer Jimmy is a lustful nymphomaniac, if it was just for the issue of taxes, Jimmy would probably not be too serious, but once he moved his lust heart, it would really be useful for any means. The forces behind him are not weak, and a mere Titanic village can't resist it.

Now that Tiffany is exposed to Jimmy, the consequences are really unimaginable......

With this Jimmy's reputation, there is really a mad dog spirit in the word color, and he will never say it when he bites it, and now Tiffany is favored by him, and it is impossible to end well. In that case, it is better to ......

Hey, anyway, I have a bad life, and it's a pity that I will probably affect the villagers, but I really have no choice!

The middle-aged man's face changed several times, and he was about to make a move, when he glanced at it, he saw that Jimmy really showed a look of intoxication, but the focus of his eyes went beyond Tiffany and locked onto ...... That new Wang Wu!?

The middle-aged man suddenly felt that his eyes were dark.

Then I heard Jimmis moan, "What a handsome and beautiful boy......

"it!?"

The middle-aged man's face became more ruthless, this time it was disgusting!

At the same time, dozens of miles away, one master and three servants rolled on the ground with laughter!

"Oh, I'm damn, Wang Wu is too lewd and domineering, both men and women eat, and there is no race limit! Just won a beautiful girl of the Terran race, and immediately locked a dwarf ugly middle-aged man! It's love without a limit!"

"What a handsome and beautiful boy~ Oh, I'm sorry, God unfolds, this is the God unfold that the masses like to see!"

Xiao Zhen also leaned back and laughed, although the joke unfolded by this god is a little disgusting, but I like it!

Moreover, after this incident, Xiao Zhen is more confident in the recovery of his master's memory.

Subjected to such a strong stimulus, Xiao Zhen didn't believe that he could be indifferent! But any normal man would not treat it as if it hadn't happened!

Then, there are some things that really can't be guessed according to common sense.

In everyone's surprised eyes, Wang Wu smiled slightly: "You're polite, you're also quite handsome." ”

As if time had stopped, everyone felt lightning and thunder!

Handsome motherfuck......

Only the dwarf Jimmys suddenly revealed the shy feelings of a young girl: "Oh, it's over, the slave family can't afford it." ”

Slave, slave, slave, your uncle, your whole family is a slave!

The people present, even Aunt Ruth, Uncle Jack and other nervous people also felt their stomachs churning, and as for Tiffany, a village girl level, she took dozens of steps back, and her face turned pale. Only Wang Wu was still fine, standing in place and continuing to tease Jimmys.

"Seriously, your nose is very distinctive, and from a different aesthetic point of view, it is very kind and natural. ”

"yes, is that so? I always thought a nose was annoying. ”

"That's prejudice. ”

"What about the blackhead on the nose?"

"It symbolizes the high flowering of sesame seeds, a celebratory omen. ”

"And my face?"

"It symbolizes a windfall. ”

“......”

Now Wang Wu is perfectly executing his primitive instinct, which is mirror reflection.

As soon as the dwarf met, he praised him for being handsome, Wang Wutou reciprocated the peach, and also used the color, who wanted to talk and talk, the dwarf was very happy, and the villagers around him all had a ghost expression, and walked farther and farther.

Even the soldiers who were beaten all over the ground by the macho uncle looking for tonsils dragged their wounded bodies and crawled into the distance.

What's wrong?

Wang Wusi looked around, but didn't find anything abnormal?

You're the biggest anomaly!

Not far away, Uncle Jack was discussing with Ruth: Is it a mistake to take in such a pervert?

No matter what others say, Jimmy himself is really transparent, and sighs with satisfaction at this time: "This trip is really worthwhile, although the tax is confiscated, but it is worth it to meet a beautiful boy like you...... Interested in coming with me to Blue Sound City?"

"Not interested. ”

In Wang Wu's opinion, the novice village has not been completed, and it is certainly not interesting to rush into the big city.

Jimmys looked clear: "I can understand, Tiffany is indeed a good girl, but I will never admit defeat!"

As she spoke, those sharp eyes glared at Tiffany fiercely, sending chills down the girl's body.

After that, Jimis led the team away, and the tax matter was completely forgotten, and the villagers of Titanic Village naturally cheered, while Xiao Zhen, who was dozens of miles away, had already dropped his jaw.

"What the hell is this god unfolding!? I want to stimulate Wang Wu, not be stimulated by Wang Wu!"

The original plan was for this greedy tax collector to run rampant in the village with a group of hooligans to bully men and women, and preferably a favorite plot to seize the people's daughter, Tiffany. In order to stimulate Wang Wu to recover his memory. But I don't want Wang Wu to lose his memory, he is Wang Wu after all, Wang Wu who can't be considered by common sense.

In the face of bullies, he easily and neatly solved his opponent with just one trick of seduction.

"I really can't go on like this, I have to think of another way. ”

However, just when Xiao Zhen racked his brains, a new round of stimulation kicked off. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )