I heard that Zhang Qilin wanted to poop without toilet paper, and I almost cried because of my own human nature.

Why? Because I happened to have half a pack of facial tissues in my pocket and gave it to him, I was useless.

But it was given to him anyway......

I took the infantry shovel off the plane again, helped him dig a pit under his body, stood in the sea of sand at more than ten degrees below zero, waited for him to finish pulling, helped him fill the pit and spread his sleeping bag on the ground again......

I suddenly felt like I had an extra ancestor......

Trembling back to the cabin, before it warmed up, I heard Zhang Qilin say again: "Hey, why don't I teach you to fly a helicopter now, it's very simple, let's move the helicopter somewhere." ”

I said, "Let's talk about it at dawn, aren't you sleepy?" ”

He said, "Grass! I'm under my body, how do I sleep when I sit on? ”

I said, "Didn't they bury it all for you?" ”

He said: "It's buried, you can come and sit for a while and try, it feels weird, I can't get over that level in my heart." ”

It's grassy, what's going on......

I said, "I'll give you 10 minutes!" Ten minutes won't teach, you just sit on the. ”

That being said, I actually learned it in less than two minutes. First, because it is simple, pressing the switch button between flight and land travel, there is only one steering wheel, one accelerator, and one brake operation; Second, it is also because of the yellow sand everywhere, and there is not even a single figure, so there is no psychological burden when it is opened.

It's just that if you want to drive, the biggest problem lies in Zhang Qilin. His neck was clamped, and the gap in the hatch was too short, even if he bent over and stepped on the gap with one foot, and held the hatch with both hands, his strength would not last long.

The two of us studied for a long time, and finally put the method into practice on the sleeping bag. A ring exists in each of the four corners of the military sleeping bag and is equipped with two harnesses with a length of almost six meters. The strap is specially used for weight bearing, much stronger than the ropes sold on the market, for safety, I used the rings and ropes of the two sleeping bags on one sleeping bag, and the table legs connected to the cabin floor were fixed, and Zhang Qilin had a hammock-like sofa outside the cabin.

This guy must be an optimist, sitting on the hammock sofa outside the cabin, he no longer has a sad face, and he also raised his head in the cabin and asked me to play a song for him.

The console is full of buttons with different functions, fortunately, most of them have text and graphics, in order to avoid mistakes, I asked Zhang Qilin again, and then the sound on the helicopter was activated.

Suddenly, a super beautiful song "See You Again" resounded in the cabin.

Through the singing, Zhang Qilin shouted at me, "Turn on the searchlight." ”

I said, "Won't it attract those killer mercenaries?" ”

"They can't be that fast, the sky above is already armed, and if they want to come in, they can only drive," he said. ”

I nodded and pressed the button for the searchlight. Four ocean-blue beams of light were terminated by helicopters, fanning out thousands of meters into the depths of the desert.

Through the window, I saw silver sand flying in the sky, which was the color of the light reflected by the wind and sand.

Start the engine, step on the accelerator, and the helicopter moves slowly forward like an olive-shaped station wagon.

Zhang Qilin shouted at me, "It's too slow! You drive like a! ”

I said, "Pull it down!" The girls are driving hard! ”

Saying that, I still stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, and the speed of driving suddenly increased, and I glanced at the speedometer on the console, which was close to 180 miles.

The speed of the step is still rising, 190, 200 ...... 230, 240, and when it reached 250, it began to beat slowly, and finally maintained around 260 miles.

260 miles, still in the desert......

It is worthy of black technology......

The music in the cabin automatically jumped to an English song that I had never heard before, and the rhythm was stronger, and the melody revealed a frenetic passion.

The searchlight line blurred the sleeping desert, and the sky and the earth were vast.

Galloping, rough and heroic, this feeling is really cool......

Zhang Qilin asked me in the back, "How is it?" Can't get enough of it? ”

I said, "It's okay, are you cold?" ”

He said, "It's not cold, it's just a little cold, do you want to go a little faster?" ”

I was surprised and asked him, "Can it be faster?" ”

He said: "In fact, at this speed, it can already take off!" But! And even faster! Don't forget, there are two propellers in the back! You press that button with two propellers on it! ”

I pressed it on the console as I said, and the speed suddenly increased to an alarming level. At the same time, my heart rate and blood pressure were constantly rising, and I felt that my eardrum was swollen uncomfortably. The speedometer jumped so fast that it soon exceeded 400 ......

The wind was blowing into the cabin, making it difficult to breathe......

Zhang Qilin pulled his neck from behind and shouted at me: "......"

I turned my head and asked him, "What did you say?" ”

He said, "......"

I said, "Be louder!" Can't hear you! ”

He said, "......"

Seeing him look like he was about to die, my heart was broken, driving so fast, this guy was outside, going for a ride......

I hurriedly pressed the button with the two propellers again.

The speed of driving gradually decreased, and only then did I hear Zhang Qilin's constant strange screams......

Seeing him like this, I chuckled in my heart and hurriedly stepped on the brakes.

The plane came to an abrupt halt.

I guess the brakes slammed on, and my body jumped forward uncontrollably, hitting the console hard.

At the same time, Zhang Qilin let out an even more terrible scream from behind.

I ...... grass

My heart is finished, it can't be a broken neck, right? I immediately ran over to check on him.

Zhang Qilin's face was full of tears and snot, and his face turned red and called out to me: "Wow...... Oh...... Whew......"

Seeing that he was not dead, I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Don't be in a hurry, speak slowly." ”

Zhang Qilin screamed for a long time, rubbing his neck, and shouted at me: "Grass...... Grass...... Grass...... Your mother! ”

I said, "How do you curse?" What the hell is it to me? Didn't you make me press it? ”

He was stunned for a moment, called twice, took out a tissue, wiped his tears and snot, and said, "Damn, I forgot that there is still wind resistance...... stubble"

Grass!

I gave him a thumbs up and said, "Awesome! Ruthless enough! If you are ruthless to yourself, you are really ruthless. ”

He complained: "Grass, you just released the accelerator earlier, or don't press the brakes so hard, I'm so miserable?" My neck is bald......"

With this lesson, Zhang Qilin no longer dared to coax. But I also secretly admired him, his neck was so hard, if it was me, the previous brake would be in a different place.

Feeling sleepy, Zhang Qilin and I had something to eat, and continued to drive forward.

It wasn't until the light of day, when the fiery red sun was slowly rising, that he seemed to suddenly remember something, and asked me, "Where are you going now?" ”

I said, "Go ahead." ”

He said, "Grass! I'm asking for directions. ”

I said, "It's a desert, I don't know where to go." ”

After saying that, I remembered that the direction can be judged by the sun. It is estimated that he also remembered this when he saw the sun.

Now the sun is on our right-hand side, and apparently the night before, we were all heading south.

Zhang Qilin's face was ugly, and he complained to me: "There is a longitude and latitude display on the control console, why don't you look at it?" ”

I said, "I'm a civil engineering student, and I don't know whether the warp is horizontal or vertical, what's the use of reading it?" Besides, with such a large desert, I don't always drive the same everywhere......"

Before I finished speaking, I was suddenly confused, and asked him with anxiety: "Is it in the opposite direction?" ”

He said, "Grass! You've just reacted! I originally wanted to create a gap in the distance, but you drove for a night, and there was a hairy gap, maybe when, I collided with those killer mercenaries. ”

I was so angry that I pointed to my nose and asked him, "Can you blame me for this?" If you let me drive, I will drive, and you didn't say the direction! ”

He opened his mouth with a flushed face, and then looked a little deflated, and said, "Forget it, now is not the time to complain, go back, quickly!" ”

I said, "Where are you going?" ”

He said, "North! Grass! To the north! You have to be told everything, can you have a little judgment on your own? Let's fly in from the south, and you go south for another night, and you have some basic common sense, can you use your own brain? ”

I was annoyed by what he said, and I wanted to cry without tears, this is really the left chasing soldier, the right dilemma, the wind and sand around the waist, the pit in the chest, it is difficult not to despair......