Zhang Qilin and I studied for a long time, but we couldn't open the helicopter hatch, and we couldn't help but look a little flustered.

In fact, when it comes to opening the door, there are only two buttons, one on the console in front of the driver's seat and one on the bulkhead next to me. Both of them are pressed, and both of them are not easy to use, which shows that the reason why the hatch cannot be opened, can only be that the hatch itself has failed.

This is really *** pit people who don't pay for their lives, pulling me to the middle of the desert for thousands of miles, waiting for top professional killers, mercenaries, and people from the special army to hook me to kill me, but his head was caught by the plane......

Didn't you say that you use technology to show off people's faces? Is this called technology?

also said that this helicopter is a black technology, and the hatch will be broken if it is soaked in urine......

I was really speechless at this point, they thought they had arranged everything and sent a person and a plane to protect me, but as soon as I arrived there, that person was caught in the head by a plane......

I'm grass***, just thinking about it, it makes people feel unspeakably hopeless.

Zhang Qilin was obviously also stunned, and said: "There is a multi-functional infantry shovel in the storage room, there are all kinds of tools on it, you can try it, can you pry the hatch open." ”

Speechlessly, I fetched the infantry shovel and studied it in the engine room for a long time, but I couldn't find any parts that could be disassembled. It's really a black technology, the whole hatch is actually one.

I said, "No, there's no place to demolish it." ”

Zhang Qilin poked his neck hard, looked under the hatch, and said, "Let's see if we can cut the rollers in the slide." ”

I crouched down and looked at the rollers he was talking about, alloyed, thicker than cucumbers; Then he looked at the serrations on the infantry shovel, and the two sides made a total of seven teeth......

After trying to saw for a while, it felt like cutting glass with a piece of paper, the rollers were unharmed, but the tips of the serrations were rounded.

I said, "No, are there any other tools?" ”

He said: "No, in order to move quickly, I didn't bring anything extra except for the necessities." ”

I said, "Grass! It can't be sawed at all! ”

He sighed in a daze and said, "Forget it, no one can move if the saw doesn't move, you don't have to worry about me, run by yourself." ”

Now I really couldn't help but curse, saying, "Fuck you!" You pulled me into the desert and the food and water were on the plane, and you let me run on my own? Where the am I going? I haven't learned anti-reconnaissance and anti-tracking, can I outrun those professional killers and mercenaries? ”

Zhang Qilin's face turned red and glared at me for a long time, and then he said a little dejectedly: "My neck is clamped, and I don't have a move." If you want to blame your father-in-law, this plane was built by your father-in-law's company. ”

Seriously, who can I blame for this situation? Who can I blame? It's thousands of miles away, and you can't even get through a phone call.

I said, "Is there any other way?" ”

He thought for a moment and said, "No, you can only fly the plane and try to avoid those who come to kill you." ”

I almost fainted and said, "I haven't even ridden a motorcycle, and you're going to let me fly a plane?" With the slightest slip-up, your body and head are separated. ”

He frowned and asked me, "What about the car?" Will it be opened? ”

I said, "No." ”

He was also so angry that he said, "Grass! Why are you so stupid? ”

I said, "You're not stupid? Your head is clipped by the hatch. ”

He said: "Elementary school students can drive, but you can't. ”

I said, "You will, but your head is caught in the hatch." ”

He said: "I don't even need to know, I can open it after watching others open it for a while." ”

I said, "yes, how good you are, it's just that your head is clamping the hatch!" ”

He said, "I'll fuck you!" Whose head got the hatch clipped? I'm not a head! Neck! It's the neck! ”

I said, "Isn't that the same?" ”

After arguing for a while, neither of us spoke. At the end of October, trapped in the middle of the desert, danger was approaching, the temperature was shivering, and most importantly, the hatch could not be closed......

If this continues, not to mention the water, even the refrigerator will have to be frozen.

I asked him, "Is it warm when the day dawns?" ”

He said, ", I guess it's going to be close to freezing." ”

I said, "What's in the fridge?" ”

"Medicines, mainly anti-venom serums," he said. ”

I asked him, "Are you afraid of the cold?" ”

He said, "I'm afraid, that thing is delicate." ”

I said, "Then I'm really out of tricks, I originally wanted to keep a few bottles of water in the refrigerator, and if this continues, we will have to freeze to death sooner or later." ”

He said: "There are two sleeping bags under the chair, find a way to seal the hatch with the sleeping bag, and then turn on the heater, don't be afraid of electricity, this plane is solar-powered, and the power consumption is not very large." ”

Speechlessly, I lifted the folding chair and took out a sleeping bag, and folded it vertically twice, just thick enough to barely fit into the gap in the hatch. Because Zhang Qilin's neck was stuck, I deliberately left a gap underneath him so that he could move his neck.

Then I asked for the heater switch, and after turning it on, the temperature in the cabin gradually began to rise.

Seeing that there was a set of winter field clothes under the folding chair, I removed the thermal lining inside, opened the hatch next to the driver's seat and jumped off the plane, wanting to help Zhang Qilin put the thermal lining on his body.

This guy actually stiffened his mouth with me and said, "No, it's not that cold." ”

I said, "Do you mean the head or the body?" ”

He said, "Grass! ”

After helping him put the warm liner on the inside of his camouflage uniform, I went back to the cabin, took out the beef jerky and water, and ate with him.

I asked him, "What's next?" ”

He sighed as he chewed on the beef jerky and said, "I still have to let you learn how to fly." ”

I said, "You don't have to think about it, it's impossible, just a little mistake, and your neck will break." ”

He said, "It's okay, I'm not afraid of death." ”

I said, "Now let's just two, is it fun to brag?" ”

He said, "What then?" The plane can't move, so we don't have to wait for others to kill us, and we have to be trapped here. ”

I thought for a moment and said, "You're right, if you really want to live, you still have to use this plane." After dawn, you teach me how to drive, and I'll drive the plane as a car, so that I won't break your neck. ”

He said, "Okay, that's it, you get some sleep first, recuperate your spirits, and tomorrow we will have to start running for our lives." ”

I nodded, opened the folding chair and took out another sleeping bag, jumped out of the plane and laid it under Zhang Qilin's buttocks. This guy relies on his height and long legs, and he always sits on the ground when he eats, and then he can only continue to wronged him, so he sits and sleeps.

After returning to the cabin, I studied the hatch for a while, and it was estimated that there was a problem with the parts inside, and it could not be opened at all.

Zhang Qilin's face was melancholy, he held back for a long time, and said to me in a very low voice: "I'm sorry for pitting you." ”

I said, "Forget it, didn't you also help me, or just sent WeChat to Moments, what you did was too inauthentic." ”

He said embarrassedly: "Dude, I was wrong, don't retaliate against me, then I will really have no face to live." ”

I said, "Who would be as boring as you?" ”

With that, I flattened the driver's chair and lay down on it to try to get myself some sleep. I've been tired enough after a day on the plane, and if nothing else, I'm going to be even more tired tomorrow.

Zhang Qilin looked at the wall lamp in the cabin with a melancholy gaze, not knowing what he was thinking.

This pit goods......

I closed my eyes depressedly, and thought about it for a long time, before I fell asleep in a trance.

I don't know how long I slept, but I faintly heard Zhang Qilin's sobbing, so I woke up and asked him, "What's wrong?" ”

With two lines of tears on his face, he said with a sad expression, "I want to." ”

I said, "Then you can pull it, and use me to help you with?" It's not that you can't untie your pants, and it's not that you can't squat. By the way, I'll have to help you get rid of your sleeping bag. ”

He said: "No, for the sake of flexibility, I only brought mineral water and beef jerky, anti-poison serum, and a multi-purpose infantry shovel ......."

I was puzzled and asked, "What exactly are you trying to express?" ”

He said, "Do you have paper?" I *** thought about everything, I just forgot to bring toilet paper. ”