0180 I don't believe it
I sighed, I really regretted chatting with Ah Tian and Shang Shang, trampling my dignity to the scum, but I couldn't let my brain stop thinking, to avoid falling into despair and confusion, so I turned my head to the old man with rat whiskers, thinking in my heart, I can't compare to Ah Tian, the ruthless killer, the exciting and fragrant life, and I have to look up to the extravagant life of the county lord before Shang Shang's death, so I can't compare to him?
What kind of work did he do before his death, I remember, it was the third steward of a family, to put it bluntly, just a minion, and it was not the highest level of slaves, just three stewards, there must be a big steward and a second steward in front, presumably this person must have lived a very undignified life before his death, and he must have been enslaved and squeezed by people as cattle and horses, he must have been very painful, and he didn't want to be a slave.
Thinking about it this way, although I live in poverty and do nothing very smoothly, at least I am a normal person, not anyone's slave, I don't need to look at anyone's face to live, and I live quite freely.
Coupled with past grievances, I decided to stimulate him well, open the wound in his heart, and make him regret that he shouted when I escaped from prison.
Thinking of this, I looked at the old man with sympathetic eyes, snorted lightly, and said, "You were a slave to others when you were alive? ”
The old man looked at me, his nostrils turned to the sky, and said in a very chic tone: "Yes, I was sold to the Qi clan of Funan County as a slave when I was five years old. ”
"Then you're pathetic." I snorted and laughed, while searching my intestines and scraping my stomach to organize the most ugly words to humiliate the old man with rat whiskers, "I was only five years old, and I was sold to be a slave, I feel sad for you, think about it, you must have lived a very miserable life in this life, you must have lived a very painful life, you were beaten and scolded at will, when you died, it must have been very painful, I guess, you must be thinking that you must not continue to be a slave in the next life, am I right?" ”
I stared at the old man without blinking, trying to see him sad, sad, angry, and embarrassed, but after waiting for a while, I didn't see him, but he glanced at me and smiled contentedly.
"You're wrong, I wasn't in pain at all when I was dying, on the contrary, I was very happy, but it's a pity that my twelfth concubine is a lovely person, and her skin is tender and can get out of the water, although she is an eighteen-year-old girl, she also has the advantage of being old, that is, she is sensible......"
The more I listen, the more unpleasant it becomes, the twelfth concubine? What is the situation, does it mean that the old man of the rat whiskers married twelve daughters-in-law during his lifetime, and the twelfth daughter-in-law was an eighteen-year-old girl? This...... It doesn't seem to be what I thought.
"Alas, it's a pity, although I have been diligently practicing the Qi clan to pass on my exercises to strengthen the body and prolong life, but the foundation is still too poor, and the body is not as good as a year, I didn't expect to spend candle night in the cave room, just took off the red belly pocket of my twelfth concubine, and was about to pick up the gun and get on the horse, but because the mood was too excited and passed, alas, alas, it's a pity, it's a pity."
The old man shook his head and muttered in his mouth, but I was already completely stupid when I heard it, and blurted out: "Aren't you a slave, and you have married twelve daughters-in-law?" ”
Hearing my questioning, the rat whiskers looked at me with idiot eyes again, and pouted: "It's good that I'm a minion, but I'm a slave of the Qi clan!" It's a three-butler! Every month, there are tens of thousands of amethyst coins in my hands, and those who want to take my place can be lined up from South Street to North Street, that is, the local Taishou and City Defense will see me and have to politely call me a third housekeeper! ”
"It's just a twelve-room concubine, what's it, if you want to say my favorite, it's still the Oiran Ruyan girl of the red-sleeved building that I raised, that's both talented, and considerate, especially a pair of buttocks, like a full moon......"
I stared at this shameless old pervert with my eyes, and my heart was about to explode, I wanted to find some self-esteem in this old man with rat whiskers, but I didn't expect that the old man with rat whiskers lived a life of slaves, clearly the emperor, married twelve daughters-in-law, not to mention, and raised Miss Oiran outside, and there is no heavenly reason.
The old man smiled when he said the proud, and looked at me: "If there is an afterlife, I will be reincarnated to be a slave for a famous family, if I can go to the Shangnan Mansion to be a slave and become a housekeeper, then my life will be completely complete." ”
Shang Shang frowned, and didn't seem to like the old man with rat beard as a servant in his house.
I despise him fiercely, I don't have any pursuit and ideals as a man, I even want to be reincarnated and be a slave, it's so unproductive, I can't be considered a man!
But when I thought that the old man with rat whiskers married twelve young and beautiful daughters-in-law, and had the ability to raise a junior outside, he was respected by high-ranking officials on weekdays, and even died on a woman's belly when he died.
Thinking about it like this, I felt a faint feeling of envy, and I couldn't help lowering my head sadly, it turned out that I was not as good as a slave.
"I don't believe it, there are at least two or three hundred ghosts imprisoned in this drug prison, and none of them are more miserable than me in my life, and I can't listen to them more comfortably."
With this in mind, I looked diagonally across the street into a drug cell, where a thin man resembling a hemp pole was being held, who looked so thin that he was most likely starved to death.
I took the initiative to say hello: "Brother, when are you from and how did you come to the Netherworld?" ”
The man turned his head and looked at me with blank eyes, and it took a long time to react: "Are you talking to Ben Baylor?" ”
Baylor? As soon as I heard it, I felt that it was too bad, and it didn't seem to be quite what I thought.
Sure enough, this person did not starve to death, but smoked to death, identity, I just said it myself, Baylor, the emperor's relatives, the lord of the golden rice bowl.
"Alas, I really want to take another sip, even if I take my ten thousand family wealth, use my eight wives and concubines, and exchange my six mansions."
"Grass, shut your mouth, smoke and die, and say with a face, do you know that the land of China was plagued by your group of people, so that the eight foreign devils can be trampled on casually!"
The more I listened, the more angry I became, this was clearly a naked show of wealth, so I scolded him fiercely.
That Lord Belle may have been corrupted by the smoke, and after being scolded by me, he silently returned to his sluggish appearance, and he was not angry with me.
I don't believe in this evil, even if I can't find someone worse than me, at least there should be someone similar to my living state before my death, it is impossible for every mouth to have a room of beautiful daughters-in-law, several big houses!
I searched around again, my eyes glancing over every face, and also observing their clothes, which could also tell the quality of a person's life.
I searched and searched, and the emperor lived up to his painstaking efforts, and I found a man dressed in tatters, like a begging for food.
"Hey, bro, how did you die?"
The man in tattered clothes sat up, as if he was used to life, although he had not changed it even though he was dead, he reached out and plucked his ears, glanced at me lazily, and snorted in an unkind tone: "Who are you, call Elder Ben brothers, be careful that I ask my eight hundred men to kill you." ”
Me: "......"
He had a very bad attitude towards me, but I didn't bother with him, and asked him what he did when he was alive.
"I'm the Six Bags Elder of the Nanling City Beggar Gang."
"Elder Six Bags, hehe, isn't that also a beggar?" I said with a little weakness.
"You look down on us beggars? If it had been when I was alive, I would have called me ......" Elder Liubao looked arrogant.
"Tell your eight hundred brothers to beat me, right, okay, okay, don't say these unnutritious words, let me ask you, how did you hang up, aren't you very awesome, look at your age, you don't look like you died of old age and disease." I said.
The corners of the six bags elder's mouth twitched, and he snorted, "Why tell you?" I was beaten to death by the execution of the gang rules. ”
"Oh?" My eyes lit up, I was killed, it sounded miserable, I laughed secretly, while urging to say why I was killed, it would be better if I could have a handful of peanuts and melon seeds.
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