I'm really convinced, and I can still come out with a 'fear of crime', the fourth aunt's posture is going to 'dominate the world' at all, if you want to escape, you won't be so blatant!

Don't say it, this Xiao Liu. Don't look at him talking a little bit bit pretentious and likes to drag some professional words, for fear that others won't know that he is the 'patron saint of the people', but when he talks to Sanlin and his cousin, he also knows the seniority, Uncle Lin, the third uncle is also very pleasant, therefore. From this point of view, I don't have any disgust with him as a person, at least not really pretending, if he really pretends, then he will be a person.

"No, Xiao Liu, what's the situation now, isn't the fourth aunt seriously ill once before, and the village has issued a death certificate, but later, the fourth aunt cheated the corpse."

Uncle Cousin explained with a little difficulty, about the point of time. It's really a problem, most people have heard of the corpse at that time, who would have thought that it was actually a corpse that could eat and chatter?

"When did it happen? Who has seen it, and who can testify? ”

Xiao Liu immediately opened his mouth. After speaking, he frowned again: "No, Xiao Tao of the second uncle's family got married today." I also went to catch up with the courtesy, and I saw the fourth aunt also eating at the table, what kind of corpse, third uncle, this is a harmonious society. Stop talking nonsense and spreading superstition. ”

"Xiao Liu, who can deceive people with this, you go back and ask these villagers, what happened to the four aunts! Whoever you catch, you have to bite whoever you don't say, and the blood on your face, the good skills are boundless, the old high wall of our house, she rubbed it up, Xiao Liu, you must know, a good young man can't run up, that's a seventy or eighty-year-old old lady! ”

Sanlin said anxiously next to him, and pointed to his musket: "I just saw my daughter-in-law being bitten by her leg before I took this out, and then she bit her mouth and didn't tell her mouth, it was useless to drag, I was in a hurry and fired a shot, so she let go of her mouth, then I bit off such a big piece of meat for my daughter-in-law, it hurts to watch!" ”

Xiao Liu looked at Sanlin's expression but became slightly serious: "Uncle Lin, did you shoot again??" I said that I heard a bang in the office just now, and I thought that someone was setting off a cannon battle at night! It turned out that you fired the gun, Uncle Lin, do you know how dangerous this thing is, you are going to break the law! ”

Sanlin suddenly realized that he was pouting baldly, and looked at Xiao Liu's helplessness in his eyes: "I don't open her mouth and don't talk about it, your aunt was in pain and was going to faint, I just scared and scared, hit her feet, don't talk about it first, she didn't have anything to do, she just ran out, I didn't hit people!" No, I hit a dead man! It's not right, I don't care what it's doing, she's fine! ”

Xiao Liu's face turned cold: "Uncle Lin, you can't talk nonsense, I have lived for more than 30 years, and I have never seen any corpse fraud, let alone heard that corpse fraud can be done on the body of a living person." ”

"This is true, Mr. is there, don't you believe it, ask Sir!" Sanlin saw that he couldn't speak clearly, so he pointed his finger directly at me: "She was specially invited by your third uncle, this is an understanding person!" ”

The cousin on the side also nodded again and again: "Xiao Liu, this matter is definitely not as simple as you think, science can't explain it, the fourth aunt is really a deceitful corpse, we didn't tell a word of lie!" ”

Xiao Liu looked directly at me, maybe it was his professional relationship, I was a little disgusted by his careful look from top to bottom, cleared his throat slightly, and stretched out his hand: "Hello, Officer Liu, I'm Ma Jiaolong." ”

He didn't stretch out his hand, but said with a wary face: "You are not from our village. ”

"Yes, she is"

"Uncle Cousin, I'll do it myself." Uncle Cousin was in a hurry to introduce me next to me, I glanced at him, interrupted his words, and looked directly at Xiao Liu: "I am from Anton, I have known Uncle Cousin before, and I am friends with Uncle Cousin's nephew Xiao Ke, I came here this time to attend Xiao Tao's wedding, and coincidentally, I sprayed the matter of the fourth aunt, and the rest, Officer Liu, you have seen it yourself." ”

Xiao Liu's eyes were still staring at me, and when he saw that my hand was still in front of him, he symbolically shook it with me, and then reached out and scratched his chin: "What did you tell them about the fourth aunt's corpse?" "Zhuang pounces on garbage.

I exhaled softly: "Of course, I said that the fourth aunt was abnormal, but Aunt Erli didn't believe it, and then, the fourth aunt went crazy and bit Aunt Erli." ”

Erli also nodded beside her, and stretched out her hand to Xiao Liu: "Xiao Liu, look at it, this is what my mother bit me, I really don't know, why did my mother cheat the corpse, I also thought it was nonsense at first, but who would have thought that such a big thing would happen!" ”

Xiao Liu didn't answer, and it seemed that he was still very suspicious: "Then can you explain why the fourth aunt was fine before, but as soon as you came, the fourth aunt began to cheat and bite people." ”

I looked at him a little speechless: "Officer Liu, I am an outsider, and my profession is still very special, it is normal for you to be curious about me, but the matter of the fourth aunt, I don't think I need to explain too much, first of all, I can't control whether she bites people or chickens, and secondly, her skills are obvious to everyone, if you think I am bewitching the fourth aunt to deliberately let her cause a riot in the village, then I don't think I need to explain anything, first of all, I can't make an old man as dexterous as a young man, Secondly, I don't have that ability. ”

Xiao Liu lowered his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking, but I think he held his arms and the posture was a bit like 'Conan' to see too much, either reasoning blindly there, or borrowing the introduction to have a good time here, after all, a rural village may not be able to produce a criminal case in a year, and it is not something that he can fix with a small village-level police station.

"Xiao Liu, you don't have to sum up this matter, leave it all to Jiaolong, Jiaolong just said, in just one or two days, she will be able to deal with the matter of the fourth aunt."

Uncle Cousin looked at Xiao Liu and opened his mouth directly to persuade: "Don't spread this kind of thing, outsiders don't know what's going on, it's easy to cause riots, even if it doesn't cause riots or anything, the impact is not good, let's try to minimize things if we can minimize them." ”

"Third uncle, you should do this little thing."

Xiao Liu looked directly at his cousin: "My profession is to protect the security and peace of our village, and now there is such a big thing, although I haven't figured it out yet, how can it pass so vaguely, and besides, you also said to hand it over to one, a gentleman to do, she said that Mr. is Mr., why do you believe it so much!" And these folks, how can you believe her words like that! This is foolishness! Wait, I dare to put it down, if you believe in her more and more, then she will definitely come up with a set of rhetoric to avoid wealth and disaster! Is it easy for you to make some money, that's all"

"Xiao Liu, Jiaolong is not that kind of person! You're talking about someone else, but it's definitely not Jiaolong, two years ago, our cousin was anxious to defend me, who knew that Xiao Liu directly raised his hand and interrupted, "Third Uncle!" Don't talk yet, you've been brainwashed now, it's sad! Listen to me first! ”

The more Xiao Liu spoke, the more excited he became, and when he licked his slightly convex belly, the corners of his mouth were about to foam

"Third uncle, folks! This is the 21st century, I go door-to-door to publicize to you every day, just hope you understand that in this world, there are no ghosts, gods, we don't want to classify the ghouls as soon as we encounter some abnormal phenomena, we must believe in science, there is nothing in this world that science can't explain, let alone some charlatans, remember that our village has always been a peaceful and peaceful small village, and these policemen from our village police station are the ones who protect the safety of the people in our village. Property security and crime fighting professionals, trust me, trust me"

"Help!! Damn!! Help me!!! ”

Xiao Liu is saying righteous indignation, I can't wait to directly expose me as a liar who deceives the world with gossip and trickery, who knows that there is a screaming sound far away from the gate of my cousin's house, it should be far away, but it can be heard very clearly, it can be seen how loud the sound is, the villagers in the courtyard were in a commotion, and Sanlin directly picked up his earthen gun: "Here it is again!" It must be who the fourth aunt is going to bite again!! Quick, close the door, close the door!! ”

"You don't have to close the door! Just when I went out to have a look! By the way, let you know that there is no phenomenon of deceitful corpses biting people in this world at all! Don't listen to some people's nonsense! Wait until I'm done with this first, and then help the villagers pierce her mask! ”

Xiao Liu said, full of righteousness and awe-inspiring face wanted to walk to the door, the villagers in the yard were crowded together, collectively moved to the corner of the door of the cousin's warehouse, no one went out, this is called once bitten by a snake, ten years afraid of the well rope, and the one who suffers is Officer Liu, a person who does not know the height of the sky, he is still inferior to his cousin, at least my cousin should be scientific and folk, after all, my great Chinese culture is broad and profound, and the most important thing to be a man is to learn to brainstorm, and I must know how to be flexible. You can't say that you haven't encountered something that you haven't encountered and you will die in one bite.

Officer Liu was good, but he went straight into that dead end, and he had to bump into it himself, so he answered that sentence

Haven't you served?

served.

Thinking about it, there is no ambiguity at all under my feet, although it is not pleasant to be called a liar, but I have heard this kind of words since I was a child, and my ability to resist beatings is acceptable, so although all kinds of belly slander still carry the pillow of the fourth aunt and follow quickly, if there is really any unknown situation, an inexperienced person like him who does not know what to be afraid of is the most dangerous.