All Chapters_Chapter 369 Bottom to Heaven
I looked at my cousin with wide eyes, this matter is really big, it turns out that the loud bang just now is really a gunshot-
However, it is normal that the fourth aunt can't be killed by a gun, she is already a dead person, and she can move only because the qi in her body is doing tricks. How else do you want to get her dead? Unless it's crushed to slag, your headshot will still scratch people.
"Third Brother ......"
Erli was instantly blindfolded, and with tears in her eyes, she looked at her cousin and wanted her cousin to relieve her, and the two of them who stood in the courtyard and scolded her cousin for his lack of virtue and smoke.
Uncle Cousin was quite calm, and at the critical moment, he really showed his true colors as a man, and he looked directly at that Sanlin: "Have you seen it clearly?" How can you be sure that it is the fourth aunt. ”
Sanlin looked ashamed and pointed at himself, "I didn't see clearly, you were blind to me, my eyes were just a sight to be a bird, I was going to pull the fourth aunt at the time, you know no, if she hadn't bitten my daughter-in-law's leg and didn't tell her mouth, would I have shot, I was scared to death without the damnness!" I just want to ask Erli, the fourth aunt, what's going on! Why do you still want to eat people!! ”
"Yes, I'll tell you the third child, you are good with the fourth aunt's family, but this matter has nothing to do with you, my brother and daughter-in-law's leg have bitten off a large piece of meat, and now I don't know if the spirit can scare the problem, Erli has to give us an explanation for this matter. And that fourth aunt, what kind of madness did she have! ”
The man who came in with him next to Sanlin also opened his mouth and said, his expression was also indignant: "I said that the fourth aunt was going to die more than last month, and suddenly it was okay, is she a fake corpse!" ”
Yes, the countryside has this advantage, there is more land and more forests, so strange things are not uncommon for everyone, and I don't need to explain too much, and I don't need to see too much science or anything. It's normal people who can reason about one, two, three.
Uncle Cousin was slightly anxious, I understood the meaning of his previous words, he still wanted to suppress this matter, but obviously, this matter is not easy to suppress now, because the fourth aunt and grandmother hissed and bit off a piece of the flesh on the human leg, not to mention, and forced that Sanlin to even fire the gun, which shows how big this matter is.
"Sanlin, what do you mean by holding a gun?"
Uncle Cousin looked at him and couldn't help but take a few steps forward: "Even if it's a big matter, you don't need to bring a gun to find an explanation." We all grew up together, so we can't be so scaresome. "Zhuang Mo agricultural technology.
"Who scared you. It was the fourth aunt who scared me! I'm scared if I don't hold this thing now, you know, no, once she's hiding somewhere, she's popping up and biting me! Third brother, you know who I am, this thing hasn't been fired for many years, I'm hiding it! I just want to know what is going on with this fourth aunt, whether she is dead or alive, whether there is an infectious disease, and whether my daughter-in-law can be okay! Since Erli is here, you can let Erli say this, don't be in that gang, okay! ”
Sanlin was also anxious, looking at the grievances on his cousin's face and excited: "That's not ordinary scary, the blood on that face, how many people have bitten it before, I just want to know what's going on now!" ”
"Erli!! Erli!! You're not at home! You come out for me!! ”
As soon as Sanlin's words fell, there was someone else's shouting outside the door, I looked out, and my heart was tight, and more than a dozen people gathered outside the door shouting Erli's name loudly, Zong Bao stood beside me and said faintly: "This thing is really big......
"Erli is in the third brother's yard!!"
I don't know who saw it and shouted, more than a dozen people began to swarm into the yard, and before my cousin could speak, they began to crusade as soon as they saw Erli standing at the door of the house: "Erli, what's going on with this fourth aunt, just now I heard movement in my chicken cage, open the door and see it, why is the fourth aunt stealing chickens there!" This guy bit off all the heads of my chickens, and his face was covered in blood, so he didn't scare my mother's heart attack!! ”
"That's it, I also went to my house to bite the chicken, and the chicken and dog jumped for the chicken, and finally I turned on the light in the yard and saw that it was the fourth aunt who scared me too, I shouted, and the four aunts ran directly to me, fortunately I closed the door quickly, and I didn't dare to move at all when I scratched the door outside!!"
"I also went to my house, squatted outside the window of my house and bit the bird I kept in the bird cage to death! My little granddaughter hasn't slept yet, she saw wow wow crying, pointing outside and saying that there was a ghost, I looked out the window, she looked at me with the bird in my house, oops, my soul was almost not out of her body like that, Erli, what the hell is wrong with your mother!! ”
"And my family'......"
"Erli, what are you doing......"
Don't talk about Erli, I was stunned, the fourth aunt is definitely at the level of destruction, she has caused so many disasters in such a short period of time, it seems that she is not satisfied if she turns this village upside down.
Zong Bao secretly leaned into my ear and opened his mouth: "Why is that fourth aunt's appetite suddenly so big, can't she support it after eating so much." ”
I looked at the group of villagers who were still loudly asking each other what the tragedy of the other family was different from their own, I took a breath and opened my mouth gently: "She is not eating, she is excited, biting things is to grind her teeth......"
"Spare me!!!"
Erli suddenly collapsed, sat on the ground, and stretched out her fingers that had been bitten by the fourth aunt: "Look at it! Look at it, that's what my mom bit me! I don't know how she became like this, I just heard this gentleman say that my mother is fake this afternoon, I don't know that my mother is not my mother anymore, I really don't know anything, don't ask me to explain the law, I can't give anything, if you want me to lose money, you can say the number, don't talk about my mother biting things!! ”
The noisy yard was quieted down instantly by Erli crying, everyone looked at each other, as if no one understood what Erli said, but Sanlin took a step forward at this time, after such a brief exchange of experience just now, the fourth aunt of the female No. 1 in this commotion currently seems to have caused the most serious damage to Sanlin, because in other homes at least she is a scourge of chickens, birds or something, at least she didn't bite anyone.
Therefore, this Sanlin consciously stood up to speak on behalf of the people, of course, there is another reason I think has something to do with the fact that he took a very bluffing gun.
"Erli, we are not for money, we live in a village, who doesn't know who, that fourth aunt used to be a good person, even my daughter-in-law was the matchmaker that the fourth aunt told me for a while, I respect her very much, but why did she suddenly bite someone, we came to you, not for money, but because I think the fourth aunt's behavior is abnormal, how did she get to be like this, now you have seen it, biting so many families, this is definitely a problem!!"
Erli wiped a handful of tears and pointed at me looking at him: "Didn't I say it, Jiaolong said, my mother is a cheater, but she cheats differently than others, like a living person, I don't know why she bites!" ”
Sanlin's brows furrowed, and he looked at me again: "Aren't you the one who Xiao Tao got married and spoke on stage before, do you know what the fourth aunt is about?" ”
I nodded, it seems that Erli is not clear: "The fourth aunt was startled by the cat when she died, and she borrowed the qi, which is the corpse fraud that you all know, but the situation of the fourth aunt's corpse fraud is different, she also talks and eats, so Aunt Erli doesn't know that the fourth aunt is a corpse, thinking that she is really alive, but tonight the fourth aunt is crazy, so I also bit Aunt Erli, I am thinking of a way, you can rest assured, this matter, I will definitely solve it for you in the next two days." ”
"Deceived corpses......"
"I said that it must be abnormal, how can the four aunts come back to life if they are going to die."
"Oh, aren't we in danger then? I don't know anyone who cheats the corpse, and I bite it casually! I've heard this before! ””
The 'victims' of the fourth aunt behind Sanlin began to babble as soon as they heard what I said, and Sanlin immediately turned around and shouted, "Quiet!!" Then he looked at me: "Can you solve it?" ”
I nodded, "Try your best." "I have already suffered a loss today, and I must be cautious this time.
Sanlin frowned: "You are so young, can you do it." ”
"Sanlin, Jiaolong is the gentleman I invited, if it weren't for her, I wouldn't know that the fourth aunt is abnormal, and you don't have to doubt her Taoism."
I was quite embarrassed to hear my cousin talk to me like this, if I hadn't thought it through, how could this matter be so big.
Sanlin is really a person with ideas, looking at me and thinking for a long time: "Okay, the incident has happened now, it's useless for us to be afraid, since Erli didn't know about it at the beginning, she was also a victim, then let's deal with the matter of the fourth aunt first, and then sum up the others, otherwise the fourth aunt will be in danger for a day, you tell us what to do first, or ......"
'Ulau~Raou~Ra'
Sanlin was talking, and the sound of a siren came from outside the door, but the siren was too harsh, and it sounded like a ghost crying wolf, I was really shocked, oh my God, could it be that I could solve this kind of incident with the police one day?
"Who called Xiao Liu!" When my cousin heard the voice, he immediately looked at Sanlin: "Can Xiao Liu solve this matter?" “
I looked directly at my cousin: "Cousin, who is Xiao Liu?" “
"It's the public security police in our village, who will pull the siren whenever something happens, and the vigilance is quite high, but won't this matter make a big deal like this!"
Uncle Cousin said, his face full of helplessness: "I can't cover it or I can't cover it!" ”
"What's wrong with this, why are you crowded here, let go, what's going on!"
While talking, I saw a man in his thirties walk in, to be honest, it looked quite informal, he didn't wear a uniform, he was carrying a bag, and he looked a little hanging, my cousin stepped forward directly, "Xiao Liu, who called you, this matter doesn't need to go through you, we can solve it ourselves." ”
The policeman named Xiao Liu immediately frowned: "Third uncle, I just received a call from Aunt Qin in the west, saying that the fourth aunt went to her yard and caused trouble, and you suddenly told me to solve it yourself, what are you going to solve." ”
Uncle Cousin was anxious: "It's the matter of the fourth aunt." ”
"Is it that big?"
Xiao Liu was stunned and looked at the people in the yard: "I still wonder why there are so many people in your house at night, it seems that I have come to the right place, have these four aunts bitten so many chickens!" As he spoke, he looked directly at Sanlin: "Uncle Lin, your chicken has also been bitten!" ”
Sanlin looked depressed: "My daughter-in-law was bitten!" ”
"Ah?!!h
Xiao Liu raised his eyebrows: "What's the situation, why does the fourth aunt still bite people at such an age, what is the motive for the crime, how can it ...... Hey, Uncle Lin, what are you holding, why do you still have a gun, didn't I advertise that this thing must be handed in, you are ......"
"Xiao Liu, don't talk about me now, I'm here to see that my daughter-in-law was bitten, I hurriedly took it out to scare the fourth aunt, and this is not a gun, I did it myself, can't I turn it in when I turn it in."
Xiao Liu nodded and looked around: "Where did the fourth aunt go?" Call her out and I'll make a note. ”
I pursed my lips and suddenly couldn't hold back, don't say it, this Xiao Liu really has the strength to take it, and make a record? Why don't you give it a try?!
"I can't do it now, it seems like I'm going up the mountain!" Sanlin immediately answered beside him.
"What?! It's up the hill! Xiao Liu interjected his waist: "The fourth aunt is still afraid of crime and absconded?!! ”