Before she could go out, Xiao Shanzi ran over: "Auntie, I told my father, you are going to take me to play today, where are we going!" “

I looked at him with a smile, "Did you listen to Auntie?" I didn't drink water at home. “

Xiao Shanzi shook his head and looked at me ignorantly: "You said I didn't drink water in the morning, but I ate porridge and steamed buns." I'm not thirsty at home, but I'm a little thirsty when I came here......"

I poured out my other hand and grabbed him: "Bear with me first, Auntie will lead you to see the excitement first!" ”

The third sister's attitude towards me was naturally puzzled, but she didn't understand what was wrong with Hou San'er, her whole face was written in the clouds and fog to follow me, I pulled one in one hand, just walked to the open space in front of the commissary, and before I got closer, I saw that the villagers had formed a big encirclement, surrounding Hou San'er and his daughter-in-law.

It seems that the view is blocked. But it doesn't prevent you from hearing the sound, especially Hou San'er's screaming in his mouth, and his daughter-in-law's scolding is particularly obvious.

I don't have to look at it, I naturally know what's going on, since it's my masterpiece. How the director directs, how does the male lead have to cooperate.

"Jiaolong, what's wrong, why did everyone surround Hou San'er."

The third sister didn't come close to see it, and the cultivation that Rong Danfeng brought to this body made the third sister not like to join in the fun, but everyone has curiosity, so she looked at me as if she knew everything, and she couldn't help but ask.

I looked into the distance, the only advantage of being tall is that I can vaguely see Hou San'er's bare arms and his figure rolling on the ground with a slight tiptoe, and I opened my mouth gently: "Everyone is watching how Hou San'er behaves as a demon, and if you celebrate the New Year, you should watch the show......"

"But. Hou San'er shouted something in his mouth, why couldn't he understand a word. ”

I laughed, "You'll know in a moment." ”

With a sweep of my eyes, I saw the shopkeeper behind the villagers. That is, the eldest daughter-in-law of the village chief, heh, there is a positive angle, it's time to play a big show, thinking, I touched the belt of my trousers directly with my left hand......

"I am the Monkey King!! You're a good old man! I can't fly out of your Five Finger Mountain!! ”

Hou San'er's words were very clear, and the surrounding villagers burst into laughter at that time, and the third sister frowned: "Who, he said he was Sun Wukong?" ”

I pursed the corners of my mouth and chuckled, listening to Hou San'er's daughter-in-law scolding: "You really think you are a monkey!" Come home with me in Salem! I think you've drunk too much and your brain is not good! It's a shame! I won't go with you if I continue to do this, and I'll lose my face!! ”

"Phew!! Don't be arrogant!! See how I, Monkey King, treat you!! ”

Hou San'er shouted again, and the crowd continued to laugh, but the laughter didn't last for a few seconds, and the old man and the old lady took the lead in blowing up: "Oh, mom! Hou San'er, what are you doing here!! How can you take off your pants!! ”

Some of the onlookers covered their faces one after another, and the screams in their mouths came and went

"Hou San'er! You bastard! You're peeing on my pants!! I can't live this day! I can't get by!!! ”

The crying voice of his daughter-in-law was in stark contrast to Hou San'er's rampant evil laughter: "Hahaha! I, the Monkey King, came here to visit!! ”

I felt a little embarrassed in my heart, and suddenly felt that I was very evil after releasing the small universe in my heart, and I really couldn't offend Mr., and I couldn't offend a child like me, otherwise, this good fruit is really a lot to eat!

Hou San'er didn't know how to lift his pants after peeing, so he jumped in the crowd, so that the encirclement immediately dispersed, the third sister screamed and covered her eyes, I can see clearly, his daughter-in-law's pants were wet by him, not to mention, his face was actually written by him with something black, I can vaguely distinguish what is here, sitting on the ground at the moment, Hou San'er's clothes are held in her arms, all kinds of claws cry helplessly.

The advantages of the small mountain village are revealed again, I am not in a hurry to step forward, because this kind of place, there is never a shortage of bright-eyed elders, the first one to step forward is Aunt Chen, that is, her own dog died and I pointed out the way to find the place of the aunt, no matter how you say it, they are all people who have come over, not like a big girl and a little daughter-in-law, you have to cover your eyes and dare not look at the miniature grenade swaying under Hou San'er, when Aunt Chen saw me standing not far behind the crowd, she walked directly to Hou San'er's daughter-in-law, and looked at her whispering somethingand pointed at me.

I looked at the eyes of Hou San's daughter-in-law and turned around at that time: "Let's go back." ”

"Huh?" The third sister didn't react yet: "I'll go back." ”

I turned my face, but I smiled and said nothing, I have to say, I lack virtue and there is no one left.

Just a few steps away, there were hurried footsteps behind him: "Mr. Ma! Mr. Ma! You wait!! ”

Pretending to be puzzled, I looked at Hou San's daughter-in-law who was chasing: "Did you call me?" ”

Hou San's daughter-in-law's hair was scratched by Hou San'er's mess, and one leg of pants was wet by Hou San'er, it didn't look like an ordinary embarrassment, she touched a handful of tears, she looked at me a little embarrassed but nodded expectantly: "Sir, I heard Aunt Chen say that you helped her find their dog at a glance, can you help me Hou San'er see, why did he suddenly feel ashamed!" ”

I looked at Hou San'er, who was still doing monkey play in the same place, and frowned slightly: "This, it seems, is very serious......

Hou San's daughter-in-law's expression was obvious: "I also think it's serious, he got up in the morning and was eating, that's it, what did he rush to, there was no problem in this area before, I beg you, sir, this person has been lost to the whole village, you help treat it!" ”

Aunt Chen, who was behind her, also followed when she saw this, and looked at me as if she was thinking about it and thought I didn't want to show it, "Sir, I know that you are a good person, look at it, they are all from a village, why can't you watch people go down like this!" ”

Don't dare to say anything else, the elders who live in the village are very tolerant, generally as long as you don't do anything to kill people and set fires, people just don't want to see you anymore, but if you are in trouble, no one will sit idly by, how to say, even at the critical moment, you can still see the goodness of people's hearts!

I looked at the heat and nodded, "Okay, since you believe me, then I'll try it......"

As soon as Aunt Chen heard this, she quickly opened her mouth and shouted, "Let me!" Let's make it! Sir, I showed it!! ”

I think, this is Aunt Zhu's absence, otherwise Aunt Chen's job would have to be done by Aunt Zhu, that is also a warm-hearted person, thinking, I walked in front of Hou San'er in a kind of high-profile eyes, at first, Hou San'er dragged the pants that had retreated to the knees, exposing the thin thighs and still doing 'gongs and drums, Firecrackers rang out, but as soon as I saw that I had passed, the expression was obviously a little frightened, and I moved a few steps back, but my pants were not strong, and I couldn't take a big stride, so I grabbed my fingers: "Say!" Where did the stuff come from!! ”

Hou San'er had a convulsion at that time, she rolled her eyes when she was pinched by me, and an exclamation came from her ears again, "Oops, I just said that I was entangled by something!" ”

"But isn't it, it must have been recruited, otherwise it could be stupid!!"

I exerted force in my hands, my eyes were slightly closed, and my lips were stirring up and down, as if I was silently muttering something, Hou San's daughter-in-law looked at me in shock and fear, and slowly moved to my side: "Sir, this is ......"

The play is almost over, and I don't like to act, so I opened my eyes suddenly, and slapped Hou San'er's Tianling Gai: "How can people be taken away when you say you want to take them away!! ”

Hou San'er lay down on the ground with a soft sound, and his daughter-in-law was even more excited, frightened by my appearance, and looked at me with wide eyes, "This is, what's the matter......

I let out a long breath and looked up at her in a gesture of retribution: "It's the mountain god who wants to take him." ”

"Huh?" Hou San's daughter-in-law was stunned: "Who, the mountain god?" Why? ”

I looked around at the villagers who were slowly approaching and wanted to listen to my white work, cleared my throat and continued to open my mouth: "The mountain god told me that Hou San'er's heart is not right, and he often does some things like chickens and dogs, and he has a lot of resentment, so he wants to take Hou San'er's soul away to prevent him from poisoning everyone in the village again......"

As soon as the words fell, before Hou San'er's daughter-in-law could react, these villagers immediately realized that they were whispering in groups, and they didn't know who said a sentence It seems that God still has eyes, this sentence almost made me laugh, God knows how hard it was for me to make up such a play!

"The mountain god wants to take in my family's marquis!?"

Hou San's daughter-in-law is not happy, can she be happy, especially when she looks at the villagers one by one, she is not angry: "Why do you accept my Hou San'er, yes, my Hou San'er is sometimes a little out of four or five, but isn't that also brought by others!" Even if he is accepted, it won't be his turn! Why don't you collect that ......?"

was shouting, Hou San'er's daughter-in-law was not surged by the blood, and at a glance saw the face of the village chief's daughter-in-law Tie Qing, and swallowed the words behind her, although she was a little unwilling, she didn't dare to say more, she could only look at me and whisper for help: "Sir, you can think of a way, if the head of the house is gone, how can I live this day, my sister is not a few years older than you, but there is a two-year-old child at home, looking at the child's face, you can't let Hou San'er be taken away like this." ”

I made an empathetic look and sighed: "I understand your mood, Hou San'er has done a lot of wrong things, he also has a wife and children, I just watched Hou San'er still have old and young, so I didn't let the mountain god continue to grind him, you also saw it, he is now suppressed by me, however, I am a palliative trick, I can only let Hou San'er last for ten days and half a month, if he doesn't break the profit, he still has to go......"

"Don't, sir, you can help, you can't let Hou San'er go!" Blood.

Seeing this, Hou San'er's daughter-in-law was about to kneel down for me again, and I reached out to hold her: "Don't kneel for me, don't I give you ideas......

Aunt Chen also spoke beside her, "Yes, Mr. Ma, you have a good idea, Hou San'er is still young!" ”

Hou San'er's daughter-in-law cried with tears and snot: "Yes, sir, he is still young, although he is not a thing, but who told me to marry him blindly, the child is still young, you can help us, please." ”

I let out a long breath: "Don't cry, it's not a way, it's up to you to do it!" ”

Hou San's daughter-in-law nodded again and again when she heard this, and kept sobbing: "Do it!" Do it! You say, why do we all cooperate! “

I nodded, and said with a straight face: "It's easy to say, it's hard to say, it's difficult, first of all, to take the three splashes of the boy's urine showerhead, this boy needs to be born in the year of the lunar calendar, the zodiac is a dog, the house is a native life, and the age is seven pure boys!" This party can hold Hou San'er's life, wake up immediately, and after waking up, he must make merits for three years, and collect 999 praises from the mouths of men, women, and children, so as to relieve the anger of the mountain god. ”

As soon as the villagers heard my solution, they turned their heads and ears again, and Hou San'er's daughter-in-law looked at me and stripped my words vigorously: "That is to say, you have to find a boy to urinate to save your life first, and then you have to do good deeds to praise when you wake up?" ”

I nodded: "Of course, but the mountain god is in the sky, and his eyes are everywhere, if you want to cut corners, or coerce and lure the villagers to praise yourself, not only will it not have an effect, but it will also anger the mountain god again, and when the time comes, no one will be able to break it." ”

"I know, I understand, don't worry, if he wakes up, he dares to do a little bit of that stealing chicken and touching the dog, my leg will be discounted for him!!"

Hou San'er's daughter-in-law immediately said cruel words, and looked at me with a sincere face: "Find the boy first, right, a dog, seven years old?" ”

I nodded: "Yes, you can look for it slowly, but I see that you can't find it for a while, so I'll go home first." ”

"Don't! I can find it, I'll look for it in the village now! ”

Hou San'er's daughter-in-law was in a hurry, but the third sister gave her strength, and looked at me not far away and shouted: "Jiaolong, let's go back first, Xiaoshanzi said that he is thirsty, I have to take him back to drink some water!" ”

"Xiaoshanzi?" Hou San'er's daughter-in-law's eyes lit up at that time, and she swallowed a mouthful of saliva and looked over: "Isn't Xiaoshanzi seven or eight years old!" ”

"Yes, Xiaoshanzi belongs to a dog!" Aunt Chen is also powerful.

Hou San'er's daughter-in-law rushed over at that time, and the appearance of eating him scared Xiao Shanzi and hid behind the third sister, Hou San'er's daughter-in-law grabbed his shoulder: "Shanzi, you tell your aunt, what are you, are you seven years old, ah?!" ”

Xiao Shanzi looked at her in fright, this child is not easy, I don't let him drink water in the morning, and then I followed him and stayed dry for a long time, thirst is certain, nodded his head: "It's a dog, but I'm not seven years old, I'll be eight years old after the New Year......"

"That's your Mao age, you're still seven years old!" Hou San's daughter-in-law looked back at me like a treasure when she picked it up: "Sir! Xiaoshanzi can't do it! ”

"If it's a pure yang boy born in the year of Bingxu, it's okay, that is, to see if he has urine."

I didn't respond in a hurry, and walked over slowly: "Xiaoshanzi, do you have urine?" ”

Of course, Xiao Shanzi shook his head, and he didn't drink any urine from a sip of water: "Auntie, I'm thirsty......"

"Drink water! Auntie, I'll get you water to drink now!! Hou San'er's daughter-in-law thought that Xiao Shanzi was talking to her, and when she turned around, she called out to the eldest daughter-in-law of the village chief: "Sister-in-law, scoop some water out for me!" ”

I raised my eyebrows slightly: "Drinking cold water, the child is angry, and the boy's urine will be useless at that time......"

"That, that's ......" Hou San's daughter-in-law didn't pay attention, and patted her thigh, "Sister-in-law!" Get me a drink! I'll buy a case of drinks!! That one...... Sir, is it okay to drink the child? ”

I thought, "I guess so." ”

Xiao Shanzi shook his head: "Auntie, my grandfather won't let me take other people's things outside, I can't eat them casually......"

"Auntie begs you to drink, you are saving my aunt's life, child!!"

Hou San's daughter-in-law was in a hurry, and as soon as the drink was moved out, she inserted the tube and stuffed it into Xiao Shanzi's hand: "Drink, child, if your father is angry, I will come to the door and say, I have to thank you, really, drink!" ”

It's just an ordinary carbonated drink, and the parents of the children in the city are not allowed to drink it, but Xiao Shanzi can't drink a sip here all year round, he is really thirsty, of course, he is also greedy, so he looked at me after being pushed into the drink by Hou San's daughter-in-law, I nodded slightly, the child swallowed the saliva and drank it, Hou San's daughter-in-law looked at him with blank eyes, and I couldn't wait for Xiao Shanzi's intestines to be direct now, drink it above, and urinate on the bottom.

Not only Hou San'er's daughter-in-law, but also the people in the village also looked at Xiao Shanzi with a smile, and they all wanted to witness the miracle of Hou San'er being woken up by the child's urine, which made Xiao Shanzi drink shyly, but as soon as the tube was pulled out of his mouth, Hou San's daughter-in-law stuffed it for him: "Drink!" Child! Gulp down!! ”

"Wow!!"

After a gap or two, Xiao Shanzi's 'bar-ta' mouth sent out most of the remaining half of the drink: "I can't drink it anymore." ”

"What's wrong? Got pee? Hou San's daughter-in-law asked expectantly.

Xiao Shanzi hiccuped twice more and shook his head: "No urine, there is gas, and I resisted the ......" machine