"Withstood ......"

Hou San's daughter-in-law was stunned for a moment, and then reacted to something, and turned her head and shouted at the village chief's daughter-in-law who had been selling nerds next to her: "Sister-in-law! Get me some kids' drinks, wahaha! And that juice! Fruit juice! No gas! Be good!! ”

Seeing this, the third sister seemed to guess something and glanced at me, I gave her a look without moving, if it was a normal child who had eaten and drunk everything, I couldn't let him open meat like this. But Xiaoshanzi has eaten too few good things, and I think it's not a big deal to take this opportunity to drink more!

At that time, it was a very funny scene, and most of the men, women and children of most of the village surrounded us. The eyes were all in place as a seven-year-old child was drinking a drink like lactic acid bacteria through a straw, until the child burped again and said, "I want to pee." ”

It gives you the feeling that it is a long drought and nectar, as if the whole village is relieved, just waiting for this child's pee!

Xiao Shanzi was shy, and he didn't agree to urinate on Hou San'er's face, and finally received it in the basin, and then Hou San'er's daughter-in-law splashed it on Hou San'er's face. The explanation is useful, Hou San'er's daughter-in-law will buy it again, and when Xiaoshanzi is tired, she sits on the drink box and drinks it, and the second splash. The third splash came quickly, and when Hou San'er's daughter-in-law splashed the last splash of urine on Hou San'er's face, this guy woke up, but the first feeling was cold, and the second feeling was that he had to let everyone see it like a monkey, until he saw the pants he took off, and then he screamed, "Who ripped my pants!" ”

His daughter-in-law went up and slapped him in the face: "Thank you, sir!" It's all sir who saved your life!! ”

Hou San'er hurriedly lifted his pants, he didn't even know what was going on, where did he know thank me, but he felt shameless when he was looked at by everyone, so he lifted his pants and ran away!

His daughter-in-law was in a hurry to chase after him, and only muttered thank you to me, and then said that the rest of the drink was given to Xiaoshanzi. Waiting for her to be busy with Hou San'er's affairs, she is coming to the door to thank her!

When these two people ran away, the villagers swarmed up and surrounded me directly. In addition to constantly saying that I am a god, I also asked me about the mountain god, I was serious but nonsense, which means that there is a mountain god staring at it, if anyone wants to do something that lacks virtue and smokes, it is all bookkeeping, I dare not say anything else, but I saw the face of the village chief and daughter-in-law pale for a while, and went back to the commissary directly, and then went back with the third sister holding the rest of the drink and going back.

Xiao Shanzi was full, but a little scared, afraid that his grandfather would go back and say that he drank other people's things, but he didn't have to worry about it at all, the speed of spreading information in the village was extremely fast, and before we sent him the drink back, there were villagers with good faith to find Xiao Shanzi's grandfather, and said that Xiao Shanzi had made a great contribution this time and saved people's lives!

The result is naturally happy, but I have been pestered by the villagers to ask and ask, and finally got out and went home, Aunt Zhu came to the door again, standing in front of me is this kind of regret for such a big scene, why is she not there, how can I also see the demeanor of my people, and finally blame the third sister for not going back to call her, and finally finally sent her away and muttered in her mouth, okay, I am relieved to have the mountain god, I will say, God has long eyes, although it is time to save people and be saved, but it is time for Hou San'er to have a long memory!

When the room was finally clean, the third sister raised her foot to close the door tightly, leaned over to me and whispered: "Jiaolong, you tell the truth, did you make this thing out......

I thought I wrote and directed this scene very well, so I took a sip of water and nodded, but there was no response.

The third sister frowned, "That's all fake?" “

"Where's the fake."

I raised my eyes and looked at her: "Is Hou San'er a fake illness, third sister, you should understand my intentions if you are so smart." ”

"Yes, Hou San should be taught a lesson...... "Evaluate the madness."

The third sister said, shaking her head: "But I can't say, how did you do it, will it be seen by others, and let Xiaoshanzi drink or something, will people come back to the taste, and return the mountain god?" Is this reliable? ”

"Reliable, especially reliable."

I looked at the third sister with a smile: "Just because I said that the mountain god is reliable, you may not believe it, because your growth environment is different, but the people in the village will believe it, I know what you are afraid of, why is it so coincidental to use Xiaoshanzi's urine to solve it, and I have to let him drink soda, everyone knows that Xiaoshanzi is close to us, if you are sick and make such a fuss, maybe people will think that I am a fake, you are a trust, and in the end they will doubt me, but Hou San'er beat me The whole village knows, he is sick, I will help, this is my generosity, He still has to thank me. ”

The third sister frowned: "But is this good, will it have any impact on yourself, I know that you are back, but this is not a matter of not saving people, but ......"

"I understand what you mean, third sister."

I took a deep breath and interrupted her: "To be honest, I wouldn't have done such a thing before, it's indeed taboo, because I asked Xian'er to be born, and the old fairy was the first seat, so I can't find something to do, but now I've put it down, think about it carefully, on the surface, I am Hou San'er who taught a lesson, so what is the role of this matter." ”

The third sister opened her mouth: "That's it, after he gets better, he has to accumulate merit......"

I smiled: "That's right, it's for this, I can't understand a person like Hou San'er, but I was scared once, and it will be certain that I will converge in the future, this is what my master taught me, it seems that there is no way but there is also a way, what you want to see is just the good karma behind the incident, you can rest assured, what to do, what not to do, I know it in my heart." ”

The third sister nodded: "I understand, in fact, I understand your intentions, I'm just afraid that you will hurt yourself." ”

"Put your heart in your belly, I'll be fine."

Saying that, I got up directly, "Hou San'er's incident is just an introduction I came up with, because there are more important things to do, in other words, I want the people in the village to see how my ability is, and what I have is the effect of knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger." ”

"Tiger?" The third sister had an epiphany: "Village Chief!?" ”

I smiled and raised my eyebrows, "Yes, you need to know what I want to work with me seamlessly!" ”

……

Hou San'er is the match I struck, although looking at it, I used him to burn his own yard, but in fact, I want to use the fire that was burned in their house to let everyone see clearly, Mr. False, my grandmother was deducted from her hat back then, will I always wear it!

This incident is continuously fermenting, the small mountain village is lacking in new things, and my matter is handled in the eyes of the public, and the power of dissemination and polishing is naturally amazing, just like when I pointed out the wrong way to Zhou Laoer's daughter-in-law, I was rumored to be the last delay in childbirth, and I was basically rumored to be a heavenly master alive, so to speak, if I organize a cult, then the village can immediately gather a bunch of cultists, the method is amazing, who dares not believe me?

In the afternoon of the same day, Hou San'er and his daughter-in-law came, either to do anything else, or to send me a thousand yuan, I did not hesitate, and accepted it after two resignations, it was true that it was not accepted before, but now it is a fake model, Hou San'er did not come, according to his daughter-in-law's words, he was embarrassed to go out, her father-in-law and mother-in-law knew about it, and they all thought he was ashamed, so he couldn't wait to dig a hole at home and bury himself, I looked at her with some concern: "It's not okay to avoid it, don't forget, there are merit things, you have to save your life." ”

His daughter-in-law nodded again and again: "Remember, now the whole village knows about this, who is not afraid of the mountain god to blame, don't worry, I will definitely remind him more, if he dares to steal chickens and dogs again, it means that he doesn't want to live!" ”

After a few pleasantries, she left, saying that she still had to buy some things to see Xiaoshanzi, and when she went out, the third sister looked at the money in my hand: "Jiaolong, I remember that you didn't charge money before." ”

I stuffed the money into her hand: "You keep the money and go to the town, buy a new schoolbag for Xiaoshanzi, as well as clothes, shoes and socks to wear in the four seasons, but this money is spent, and Hou San'er's kick for the child is not light, and the money should be collected." ”

The third sister nodded, and then stopped worrying about this matter, "That Jiaolong, what are we going to do next." ”

"Wait."

I opened my mouth: "The momentum is up, so I can wait for the big fish to come to the door......"

According to my previous thoughts, the next step, naturally, is to start Song Erhu, but this matter has to be a few days away from Hou San'er, the momentum has just risen, I have to arch the fire enough, the best time to do it is thirty children's Chinese New Year's Eve, I have the birth date and month that I inquired about at Mrs. Zhu's place, and some are to recruit him, the only thing I didn't expect was that I didn't wait for Chinese New Year's Eve when I shot at Song Erhu, Zhou Laoer and his daughter-in-law Yuqin came to the door.

To be honest, I haven't poured out the time to deal with Zhou Lao Er, but this guy nodded his back, and he went to the town to buy New Year's goods and came back and fell, and the big New Year's Eve broke his nasal cavity and swollen face and broken his arms, not to mention that two front teeth were lost, isn't this just in time for the stubble that I made out of the mountain god in the village, saying that the mountain god wants to clean up the people who were rampant and domineering in the village before, so Zhou Lao Er fell like this, which can be regarded as a weak heart, and he leaned on it.

In total, Hou San'er's life was saved by me, and this mountain god Lao Tzu is going to clean him up, isn't this afraid, with a purple and howling face, he came to the door with his daughter-in-law.

As soon as Yuqin entered the door, he kicked Zhou Lao Er twice in front of me, and scolded him for being a bastard before, saying that he should not have come to the door to find fault before, let alone follow Song Erhu to do something to me.

One yard to one yard, I have a grudge against Zhou Laoer, but Yuqin was indeed injured because of me, so I looked at her apologetically: "Yuqin sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I didn't point you out at the time, and I really blame me for your leg injury." ”

"Oops!"

Yuqin patted her leg: "It's nothing at all, it's just a misalignment, so who didn't look away, besides, I was also in a hurry that day, I didn't listen to you finish speaking, then you have real skills, we all saw it in our eyes when you showed it to Hou San'er, this deflated calf didn't dare to come forward at that time!" ”

Zhou Lao Er lowered his head in front of me, and muttered with a leaky mouth with a miserable face: "Mr. Ma, I was wrong before, you adults don't care about villains, can you help me see, I don't want to do something like Hou San'er, I will also accumulate merit for myself in the future......"

said, and looked up at me and opened my mouth: "Two days ago, when I didn't fall, I also deliberately helped the old Uncle Liu's family in the east to chop firewood, really, I am a person with a straight temper, plus, living in the village, our family has some relatives with Erhu, I can't offend him, in fact, he is a person, sometimes I feel too dark to do things, but ......"

"That's it! Don't talk about it! Yuqin interrupted him anxiously, took out a stack of money from his bag and put it on the table at my house: "Mr. Ma, this is the 5,000 yuan he stole from you at that time, I will send it back to you now, you can help, give it a look, don't let him have anything to do, you say, this New Year's Festival ......"

I raised my hand, interrupted Yuqin's words, looked at the five thousand yuan, pointed out two thousand, and sent it to Yuqin's hand: "One yard is one yard, this money is what I should give, there are medical expenses, and I apologize to you for pointing out the wrong word......"

"No need Mr. Ma, you don't need to apologize at all, it's all my second ......"

"Keep it!"

I accentuated my tone, forced the money to her, and then exhaled a breath and raised my eyes to look at Zhou Laoer: "Go back, I will solve this matter for you, as long as you don't follow Song Erhu in the future, the mountain god will not want to take your life." ”

Zhou Lao Er looked at me in disbelief: "You really help me?" ”

"What else are you talking about! Sir is good-hearted! Thank you, Mr. Ma! Thank you so much Mr. Ma!! ”

Yuqin kept praising me next to me, and I have to admit that sometimes, women are more observant than men, and they know that I don't want to dwell too much on some things, and she can immediately stop the topic.

Speaking of which, Zhou Laoer's incident gave me a surprise, and I indirectly saved a lot of heart.

The commissary is naturally open to me, as soon as I go out, I have to be welcomed by the villagers, I think the village chief does not have this treatment for me, on the afternoon of Chinese New Year's Eve, I called my mother, Zongbao has not arrived, my mother asked me why I haven't gone back, this has been too long, I still have those two words, soon.

This year, I made only a handful of calls, once every two or three months, mainly to ask about my grandfather's body, Zongbao called less, but before Xiao Gazi showed me Zhuo Jing to buy baby products, I went to one for him, asked about his recent situation, he likes to ask my address, in fact, it's not that I don't want to tell him, but I don't know where I am, his topic likes to be brought to Zhuo Jing, as if he wants me to know, saying how he is prosperous, My reaction at the time was still as flat as ever, but now I think that if Zong Bao was at my house and talked to me, I don't think he would say Zhuo Jing anymore, if Zhuo Jing had become a married man, or if he had done things first and then obtained the certificate, and he had become a father first, Zong Bao would definitely not have said a word if he knew this.

I'm pretending to let go, but if I really let go, it's not mine, I won't beg for it.

"Jiaolong! Fireworks! Come and see! ”

I squatted in the corner of the wall and was burning a palm-sized red paper figure, my mouth answered, and when the paper figure burned out, I clapped my hands and got up and walked to her side, the third sister grabbed my arm and looked at the night sky expectantly: "At the end of the year, only the village chief's family can afford fireworks." ”

If it weren't for filial piety and can't set off fireworks, I think, I would have bought it for the third sister, girls, they all like these.

'Bang!! ~’

Shining flowers bloomed in the night sky, and the third sister exclaimed excitedly: "Jiaolong! You see! You see! “

I looked at it in a daze, and thought about it one after another, but the fireworks that exploded suddenly shook the tip of my heart, my cheeks were cold, and I reached out and touched it, it was tears.

"Jiaolong! Look! How good is it...... What's wrong with you, remembering that you're unhappy? ”

The fireworks were still blooming overhead, and I looked at them blankly, muttering softly: "This year is not peaceful......

"What's the matter, it's not peaceful."

"South of North China......"

It feels like I've had it when my life is clear, and images flash in my mind, and at the same time, there will be a sense of powerlessness extending from the depths of my heart, very sad, but I can't do anything about it.

"Ah, what's wrong, it's a natural disaster, an earthquake?! Large earthquake? ”

"Nope."

I shook my head and pointed to the fireworks: "It's an accident......

Trembling, he exhaled and looked at the third sister's face: "It's also called **." ”

"I don't understand, Jiaolong."

I thought to myself: "Natural disasters and ** are parallel, any accident has its inevitability, but when this uncontrollable occurs, it is called **." ”

"What then, Jiaolong, we can ......"

Raising my hand, I interrupted the third sister's words, and suddenly the baby's cry came from my ears, clear and crisp

"What's wrong, Jiaolong."

Tears poured out like springs, and I opened my mouth in disbelief: "Giving birth to a child, giving birth to a child has come to the world...... opportunity."