I jumped out of bed almost reflexively, and the first thing that came to my mind was, Li Zhao is back?

My excitement lasted only three seconds, and I was immediately vetoed!

No way! He's not the kind of person who will waver on his decisions!

So, immediately after that, my brain had a horrible thought, damn it, a thief!

I quickly searched around the room in the dark, finally found a slightly sturdy clothes rack, and then crept out!

Because I didn't wear shoes, I barely made a sound, and when I felt the stairs to the first floor, sure enough, I saw a man crawling in through the kitchen window, still dragging something in, and I didn't even notice that I was approaching him step by step!

When I approached, I suddenly felt that the clothes rack in my hand was a little weaker, in case I didn't faint him, and I was countered by him, it would be dead!

So I improvised the pot on the stove that still contained instant noodle soup and smashed it into the man's head!

But what I didn't expect was that the man reacted quickly, and immediately turned around and raised his hand to intercept the pot.

The pot did not smash on top of his head as scheduled, but a pot of leftover noodles and soup poured all over his head.

I took a closer look, the little brother in front of me seems to be good-looking, Nima is so high-quality as a thief now?

I immediately turned on the light with a lunge!

When I saw the person who came, the whole person was stunned!

Isn't this Brother Yichen? I saw that his hair was mixed with a few curly instant noodles, and he was greasy with diced red pepper and sauerkraut on his face!

I saw Teng Yichen, who was so chic and sassy on weekdays, and now with this black face, Nima almost laughed!

Teng Yichen held a pot and stood in front of me, and the two little phoenix eyes were round: "Xiaowan!" Have you endorsed diet pills lately? ”

I was stunned for a moment and snatched my pot back, and said angrily, "Why are you running to my house in the middle of the night?" How did you recognize this? What does it mean to come, not to go through the door, to climb the window? Seems like you have special abilities? ”

He was aggrieved: "I knocked on the door for more than 20 minutes, but no one opened the door, so I went around and saw that there was a window open, so I didn't just say."

Speaking of this, he smiled ambiguously: "You are a single abandoned woman, and you are at home alone and deliberately open a window, are you seducing a man?" ”

I was so angry that I raised the pot again and was about to smash him, but he immediately begged for mercy and asked me to borrow the bathroom miserably, saying that he was about to become an old jar of sauerkraut.

So I had to lead him all the way to the bathroom, and just as he was about to change his slippers, I immediately shouted, "Stop! That's not what you can wear! ”

Then he grabbed an electric shaver in his hand, and I shouted, "Stop! That's not what you can use! ”

Then he said helplessly: "Do you have men's clothes at home?" ”

I nodded, "Yes." ”

"Find me a replacement."

I slowly turned my head to him: "Stop! That's not what you can wear! ”

Then, half an hour later, Fuji Yichen ran out in a pair of underwear very shamelessly, without clothes, and ran barefoot in front of me!

I immediately covered my eyes and shouted at him, "Are you fucking perverted? ”

He still flashed aggrieved little eyes: "It's not that I don't want to wear it, I'm also shy!" You didn't touch anything for me, and I threw dirty laundry into the washing machine! ”

His hands cover an indescribable position, his hair is damp, and with that demonic and somewhat feminine facial features, it is definitely a special standard small sufferer, but it's a pity that my mental health is not cold to such a small suffer!

And then, I, just, watched, this little light slipped out, yes! I read that right! He covered an indescribable position, pouted his little buttocks, opened the door, and went out without saying a word! (PS: His boxers are full of red lip patterns)

What kind of rhythm is this? Can't see that this little brother still has such a wild exhibitionism?

However, in about a minute, he dragged a suitcase and came in naked, and it turned out that this was what he had been trying to drag in the kitchen just now!

Then, in front of me, he opened the suitcase and had a cross-dressing ceremony!

After he finished changing his costume, I dared to look directly at him before I suddenly smelled something wrong, and suddenly stood up and pointed at him: "What do you mean?" ”

He calmly picked up the big apple I bought during the day and took a bite, not treating himself as an outsider at all!

By the way, he said to me: "Oh, tomorrow's flight is too early, I'm afraid you'll have slept over, think about it or come at night, I'll sleep here, and then we'll go together tomorrow." ”

I was so confused! Hurriedly asked him, "No, where are you going?" ”

"Sister Wan Town, let me tell you, tomorrow we will fly to Kunming first, and then drive to Mangshi, if you can't stay there for one night, and then go to Sister Sue the next morning, when the time comes"

"No, no, stop, stop! Who told you that I was going to sue my sister? What did Su Fengwei say? ”

Teng Yichen nibbled on the big apple with lipstick again: "Yes, she called me and asked if I had time, I was hugging a hot girl to enjoy the California sun, didn't I just get off the plane and rushed over, didn't you notice that I am very energetic now?" I haven't gotten jet lag yet! ”

I immediately felt dizzy, picked up his suitcase and opened the door: "Slow down and don't send it!" ”

Teng Yichen's seductive little eyes smiled charmingly at me, and slowly cocked his legs on the coffee table: "It's no problem for me to go, anyway, I still have a few activities in the past two days, and it is worth it to make money than to accompany you to Yunnan, but what about it, if you know one in the end, I will give you a place to popularize the popularization sister."

It is located at the junction of China and Myanmar, and it is connected to the town of Mujie in Myanmar, and those children in Myanmar want to smuggle in, as long as they lie down on the cart and then come over, it's as simple as that.

In the same way, if you want to kidnap a Chinese girl, you only need to throw it on the cart, and then you will have to serve the Burmese men obediently, they will not be as gentle as me to you, and they will not be as handsome as me, and they may not be as standard as me.

If you go over there, you will find that there are dirty children everywhere holding your legs and asking for money, and if you don't want to give it, I'm sorry, I guess you won't be able to go to the village for a day.

Know what's the most out there? There are the most drug dealers, and some people with yellow faces and thin muscles go to small clinics to buy a needle for a dollar or two.

Oh, by the way, I heard that when the last time there was civil strife in Myanmar, the army was in an uproar on the road, and I hope you don't encounter any turmoil when you go!

Finally, I wish you a gorgeous and beautiful return, unscathed! ”

After saying that, he retracted his long legs, slowly stood up, I glared at him and said, "You don't scare me?" ”

Teng Yichen pulled the luggage in front of me, patted me on the shoulder with a long way to go, and smiled lazily: "Am I scaring you, you will know when you go, remember to bring an extra mobile phone with you, in case someone robes, you can still have a spare." ”

After speaking, he walked slowly to the door, thinking that Little Tail had told me that Teng Yichen seemed to have been in many places across the country, and what he said was somewhat credible, and then his palms sweated, and shouted to him: "Stop!" ”

I didn't say anything, the thing turned around and pulled the luggage with a smile: "That's right, we can still have fun together." ”

After saying that, I slipped into the house again, and closed the door by the way, and stood in place with a confused face, deeply feeling that I was being tricked!

I didn't pay attention to him and planned to go upstairs to sleep, but who knew that this shameless man actually followed, and was kicked down by me: "Lie on the dead sofa!" ”

He rubbed his stomach: "Fierce mother-in-law! ”

So the next morning, we stepped on the plane to Kunming, as soon as we got on the plane, Teng Yichen really did not reverse the jet lag as he said, and fell asleep!

How enchanting is that sleeping position, how enchanting it is, and I don't know what delicious I dreamed of, and I smirked vigorously, saliva flowed out, and I saw that the flight attendant looked shy, I only kept taking tissues to help him wipe and wipe, and I felt like I had brought a mentally handicapped child out!

This place in Yunnan, it is embarrassing to say, this year has come back and forth three times, and Nima is more and more heartbroken every time!

Teng Yichen is dressed like a showy show, a flower-colored tights, with long-legged white pants, a very short pigtail tied behind his head, and a pair of big sunglasses stuck on his face, I am afraid that others will not know that he is engaged in art!

In contrast, I was dressed in casual clothes, just like his assistant, the key was that his legs were long, one step to my three steps, swaggering to the front, and saying that my sofa was too hard, I didn't sleep well last night, and my arms were weak, so I dragged two suitcases behind his buttocks, and I was even more like an assistant!

Out of the airport, I thought we were going to stop a taxi or something, but I saw a man with a black appearance greeted him, and he hugged Teng Yichen very enthusiastically, the picture is too beautiful, I dare not look at it!

Then the black man threw a car key to Fuji Yichen, and the two chirped crookedly for a while, and the black man left, and when he left, he showed me two rows of big white teeth with a particularly happy gaze!

Teng Yichen turned around and finally took the luggage with a little conscience and said to me: "This is my buddy, who mixes well in Kunming, and is a rich generation!" Lent us a car for the past two days. ”

I'm not embarrassed to say that your friend has a lot of rhythm at home and a good fertilizer, it's really hard to associate with rich people!

As a result, Teng Yichen pressed the car key, which made my little brother angry, and I saw the bright yellow Humvee lights up not far away!

After Fuji Yichen threw his luggage into the car, he took me all the way to Ruili!

Listening to the wild clamor of the Hummer engine, I am ashamed to have questioned that black brother just now, these days, real people are not good-looking!

Halfway through, Fuji Yichen and I swallowed two bowls of rice noodles by ourselves, plus drank the soup clean, and I finally felt that I had lived so big and found a competitor in eating!

Teng Yichen bought a bunch of junk food and threw it to me, so I ate potato chips while enjoying the beautiful scenery of the blue sky and white clouds!

His black friends don't know if it's more retro, and there are a bunch of old songs from the eighties on the car, one called "We Were Nineteen Years Old That Year", although I sang it, I still listened to it very much!

By the time Fuji Yichen noticed me, I was already full of flesh, and he said, "!" How can you still eat two packets of Lay's, three ham sausages, a bag of jelly, a box of bayberry, four oranges, and a bottle of Coke when you cry like this? ”

I looked at him with a grudge: "The baby is hungry!"