Seeing that I could eat when I died, Teng Yichen kept shaking his head: "Your behavior of turning grief and anger into food will cause me to keep stopping to find a toilet for you later!" ”

I was stunned, it turned out that his focus was on this, and then I suddenly stopped crying!

When we first arrived in Mangshi, we happened to pass by a street, steaming hot, very lively, like a food street, I was just about to say to Fuji Yichen let's stop and eat something!

Before I could say anything, the foodie immediately pulled over and said, "Xiaowan, let's go down and have something to eat!" ”

So two people with the same smell are so tacitly compatible, the two of us plunged into the snack street, eating and drinking, during the period, because Teng Yichen was dressed too sassy, it was a little too eye-catching in this place, resulting in people of various ethnic groups watching along the way.

I felt embarrassed and embarrassed to go to Aunt Eight's house, and I had silently distanced myself from him, but I didn't know about this product, and I kept shouting: "Alas, Xiaowan, this is delicious, come quickly!" ”

So not long after I left, I deliberately took advantage of the chaos to go wrong with him, no other reason, anyway, this street to the end and back is so long, I just want to walk around by myself, by the way, to vent the depressed mood in recent months, I don't want to hear him always chatter, force to chatter, than chatter!

Walking and walking, I inexplicably thought of the time I went to Jiangnan Water Town with Li Zhao, he carried me on his back and took me to buy food, and I was shaking my legs very much, I didn't feel anything at that time, but now I recall that even if the surroundings are noisy, I still feel cold!

Then I found out after pulling out the cool, Nima was distracted, how did I open my bag?

I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, flipped through it, and the special mobile wallet was all gone! !

So I didn't have time to hurt the spring and autumn, so I hurriedly looked for vine Yichen all over the street, but I ran back and forth on both sides, but I didn't see that guy, and I was sweating profusely! I almost rushed into the police station!

When I first had that thought, I happened to see a man in a flower dress sitting in a small restaurant in the distance!

I immediately rushed over, grabbed his pigtails and scolded, "How can you eat so leisurely? ”

Teng Yichen didn't raise his eyelids: "Didn't you come to me?" ”

I sat across from him and told him that I had just been burglarized, and my wallet and phone were gone, so he asked him not to eat, let's go to the police first!

As a result, the goods on the other side didn't move at all under the temptation of food, and said very calmly: "Lose it, how much cash can you bring." ”

Seeing his indifferent attitude, I slapped the table: "The key is the mobile phone!" ”

"iphone8,9,10 are coming out, buy it again if you lose it."

I covered my chest and burst into tears: "I call it hundreds of iphones, my mobile phone has text messages with Li Zhao, and a group photo, if I can't see it, I can't sleep at night." ”

Teng Yichen stared at me for a long time with narrowed eyes: "Is there anything wrong?" Chasing stars? ”

"Maybe something is wrong!"

Teng Yichen glanced at me, opened a bottle of beer and put it in front of me: "If you are sick, you should treat it as soon as possible!" I see that you are terminally ill, and the fortune teller said that I will do more good deeds this year, forget it, I am merciful and invite you to a big meal! ”

As soon as I heard the feast, my eyes suddenly lit up, you must know that the little brother in front of me is a very high foodie, and it is estimated that it is very awesome to be called a big meal by him!

Before the big meal, he and I drank two beers, and he began to talk to me about the marriage customs of some local ethnic minorities in Yunnan.

It is said that there are 56 ethnic groups in Yunnan that can be made up, anyway, I drank in a daze, and the name is not very easy to remember, just listen to what he said, there is a clan, can only marry close relatives, such as the elder brother marries the younger sister, or the uncle marries the niece, a village of dementia fools and young deaths, resulting in the development of this ethnic group to the modern thousands of people, and what other ethnic group, said that before the girl got married, the young man climbed in from the window at night to sleep with her, and then climbed out the next day, even after the marriage also crawled around!

At that time, I said in my heart, the eight achievements of the vine are from this clan!

What other clans, they are all strong women, saying that after getting married, women go out to work hard for money, and men play mahjong with their children at home, when Teng Yichen talks about this clan, those two peach blossom eyes shine with the light of a thief and a thief, and they yearn for it!

Said that there is still a sex holiday, married men and women come to a fixed time every year, and they can make an appointment with others in a bright and bright way, I wipe! There is such a thing as hanging! I suddenly had an infinite yearning for Yunnan!

It's simply a magical place!!

Then it didn't take long for the big meal to come up, a big pot, it looked very powerful, I asked Fuji Yichen what was in here? How do you feel the rhythm you haven't seen?

Fuji Yichen told me that this is full of protein, and my skin will be white tomorrow after eating, and I said this is good, and I ate it violently

After eating and drinking, I also drank too much, and walked out of the restaurant tremblingly, and many vendors on the street closed their stalls.

I felt a little fluttering, and almost tripped over a stone and died, but Teng Yichen stretched out his hand and saved my little life, which was not too valuable, and then said to me: "You have been crying and laughing for a while since this morning, don't you think you are a little two hundred and five?" ”

My face was hot and red, and I looked at him with a confused look and nodded: "Not really." ”

Teng Yichen was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly and pinched my face: "Xiaowan, why are you so cute!" ”

I pinched me and it hurt, and I stepped on him angrily and scolded: "Why do you keep pinching my face?" ”

"You're thick-skinned!"

"Assi!"

And then that's probably the last memory of that night!

People say they're drunk, and when they wake up the next day, they can basically forget about the things of the day before!

However, when I woke up the next morning, my brain was surprisingly clear, and I recalled a handful of details from last night, I was drinking with Fuji Yichen, and he said that he was going to invite me to a big dinner, and then the big meal came up, and I ate a lot in a daze!

What kind of protein does Nima eat in his stomach, it's obviously a whole worm feast! How can I vaguely remember chewing on a big fat green worm! That taste, chirp, chirp! it!

I rushed into the toilet and vomited three liters alive, and when Fuji Yichen came to me on the road, I was still vomiting, but the thing that spit out, as soon as I saw Nima, I immediately went up and grabbed Fuji Yichen's neck, and he pressed me to the ground, so the two of us had a fight in the hotel room!

It's a real fight! As a result, he was scratched by my fingernails, and my shoulder was bruised by him, and then we were happily on the road together

On the way from Mangshi to my sister, I kept hiccups, and even I was crazy and wanted to bang my head against the glass window!

Teng Yichen finally couldn't stand it anymore, and as soon as he stopped the car on the side of the road, he leaned over and squinted at Xiaofeng's eyes, and the faint aroma suddenly drilled into my nose, making my heart beat sluggish!

"Can you stop fighting?"

I covered my mouth and said, "I'm nervous! ”

"People say that the best way to treat hiccups is to be stimulated, and if you want to hit me again, I will kiss you!"

And then I stopped fighting

He continued to drive

When I arrived at the place where my sister sued, there was a bit of an exotic taste, and there were jade rough stones sold everywhere, but I was getting more and more nervous, and I didn't have much to look at, to say that I was really held by two dirty children and asked for money, when Teng Yichen was refueling, I was scared to pee when I stood on the side of the road alone, because I was worthless! Nimana can't give it if he wants to! I didn't call Fuji Yichen for help!

When I was desperate, a man behind me took off his sunglasses and lifted his sleeve fiercely, revealing a tattoo on his arm, and said to the two boys, "Don't get out of here!" I can't make it impossible for you to walk! ”

I saw that this little brother pretending to be a Hong Kong boy was Brother Yichen, only to see the two children left, Teng Yichen quickly pulled me into the car and drove away, I asked him why he drove so fast, he said: "Nonsense, there will really be a group of people later, just the two of us, we must be killed and by women!" ”

When I heard him say this, my heart trembled!

The car shuttled all the way to my sister's notice, and Fuji Yichen pointed out to me from time to time which were Burmese, and I found that the people in this place went abroad as if they were playing, and they went abroad as soon as their feet were stretched.

I'm finally glad now, fortunately I came with Fuji Yichen, I almost didn't bother to get to this place along the way, this place, it is a little difficult for me to touch it alone, and people always look at us strangely, I guess if it weren't for a man around, I would have been slaughtered as a little fat sheep!

When we were about to arrive at the village, close to noon, Teng Yichen suggested that we go after lunch outside, I thought that the mood to see the woman was urgent, I didn't expect that it was not appropriate for the two of us to run to someone's house to eat so recklessly, fortunately he reminded us.

The village is almost the closest to the border between China and Myanmar, separated by a few high iron fences, and Teng Yichen told me that it is Myanmar over there, which is quite magical.

There are no decent restaurants in that place, so we just ate at a roadside stall, and it was convenient for me to stay anywhere, and wait for him to come back.

Later, I saw a Chinese walking to the iron fence with a few bottles of drinks, and then handing them to the Burmese over there, and the Burmese paid the Chinese.

Later, when those two people saw that I had been staring at them curiously, they both turned their heads and glared at me!

It happened that Teng Yichen came back, and I also said to him: "Burmese people come to China to buy drinks from China?" Isn't our drink sweeter? Are there enough additives? ”

Teng Yichen glanced back at me and asked, "Have you finished eating?" Let's go after eating. ”

Then he couldn't help but say that he would take me away, his expression was yin and yang, and it was not until he got in the car that he told me that the two people just now were very likely to be engaged in drug dealing, and I was very curious and stared at people.

Teng Yichen pulled my face: "Stupid, I'm not afraid that the Burmese will shoot you!" ”

I was immediately so frightened that my face turned pale, and he was so happy to see me laughing like this!