"Jiaolong, you go to the village chief's house to see this matter now, what if you read it, and the village chief doesn't admit that he agreed to these three conditions."

Walking behind the village chief and Boss Song to his house, the third sister whispered in my ear with some worry.

I lowered my voice, "Don't worry. He didn't dare to deny it. ”

When I walked to the door of the village chief's house, I looked back and couldn't help but laugh a little, these villagers are really idle. I was curious, but I didn't dare to follow too closely, all the way was the village chief and Song Boss in front of the road, I followed the third sister behind, and behind us was a mighty group of villagers, I didn't know that I thought this battle was going to fight in a group!

"That's it! Let's all go back! Don't hang around in front of my house!! ”

When I was about to enter the door, Boss Song stood under the high wall of his house and raised his hand to drive away the curious villagers, and as Boss Song's voice sounded, Song Erhu, who was still smirking on the wall, suddenly looked at me with some horror, and then jumped from the wall to the yard, and ran to a small house similar to a grocery room built in the courtyard. I don't need to add it up to know that the hut must be the place where the villagers passed it on to the Yellow Skin to live in.

"Oops, the second tiger is scared! The second tiger is scared!! ”

The villagers were very sharp-eyed, and they didn't listen to Boss Song at all at this time. After all, this Song Erhu has been making trouble for two or three days, either on the room or on the wall, and he jumped down as soon as I came, and the effect was too immediate!

Seeing this, the village chief couldn't care about whether these people in the village could see the excitement anymore, so he pulled me into the door with one hand: "Sir, hurry up and go into the house to see your eldest aunt, it seems that you really have to go out!" ”

I pulled out my hand and looked at him unhurriedly: "Don't worry, since I'm here, that thing knows it in my heart." ”

As I spoke, I took out a cigarette and put it in my mouth, and the village chief looked at it and hurriedly took out his own Yuxi. For fear that I would escape: "Come, nephew, uncle." Uncle, this cigarette is good! ”

I waved my hand slightly, "No...... I'm just used to holding it in my mouth, not clicking. As I spoke, I took a cigarette in my mouth and motioned to the village chief with my chin: "Show me the way." ”

The third sister looked a little nervous with my bag, how to say that this is her first time, I can't use Zong Bao's play by my side to ask her, reached out and grabbed her shoulder, gave her a confident look, in fact, this life is really not big, just like the big snake that was grinding people at the beginning of my cousin's family, I didn't succeed when I dealt with that big snake, it didn't take much effort, look at it now, I inadvertently revisited the road I took when I first debuted, count the days, find livestock, and, Teach this demon beast a lesson!

Before I entered the house, I saw the eldest daughter-in-law of the village chief, the proprietress of the small store, running out of the house with an embarrassed face, and looked at the village chief and said directly: "Dad, three, Mom has made three roast chickens for a while, and let me get them for her!" ”

The village chief's face wrinkled, and he waved his hand a little habitually, and whispered: "What are you doing so loudly, what does she want, just go and get it for her......"

Boss Song's daughter-in-law nodded, looked at me expectantly, raised her feet and ran directly to her own shop, and when she ran away, the village chief looked at me and sighed, and her voice continued to be very low: "Jiaolong, you see, it's not that the uncle wants to make more money, there is such an aunt and grandmother at home, even if there is a mountain of gold, she can't afford to build it like this." ”

I didn't respond, but followed the village chief's side directly into the house, not to mention, the tile floor, what caught my eye was the big kitchen, all kinds of modern stoves, refrigerators and washing machines, spacious and transparent, according to the overall level of this village, the village chief's house, absolutely magnificent.

But as soon as you enter the big house, it is staggering, the house is messy as if it has just gone through the eight-year war of resistance, the cotton wool in the quilt has been taken out, and it is piled up on the kang in a mess, and the scraped white wall is full of oil mud.

A thin woman in her fifties is sitting on the kang, her legs are spilled chicken bones on the ground, not to mention, you take a closer look at the garbage on the ground, there are really the most chicken bones, her hair is messy and erect, the effect of the lightning strike I conservatively estimate that it has not been washed for a year before she can stand up on her own, there is no flesh on her body, but her face is shiny because of the chicken leg stuffed into her mouth, and she is not in her eyes, but her pupils are shining, and she looks like her upper body is not under her control.

Seeing me come in, she still stuffed food into her mouth as if she was not afraid of danger, and her mouth was accompanied by chewing and laughing: "What...... Is there someone who is not afraid of death coming? ”

The village chief looked at me with a timid face and whispered: "Jiaolong, tonight is my uncle's last fight, if you don't help your uncle send this god away, then your uncle won't be able to pass tonight." ”

I looked at him expressionlessly and said softly, "Lock the door." “

The village chief swallowed his saliva, and was about to close the door in the house when he turned around, who knew that before his hand was stretched out, the woman on the kang 'snapped' and threw down the chicken leg, and jumped up from the kang and glared at me: "I see who dares to lock the door, I am not afraid of heaven and earth, who can deal with me after three thousand years of Taoism!" ”

The village chief was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, and looked at what he was like when he was caught by this thing.

I looked up at the woman and laughed, "Three thousand years of Taoism? Do you know who I am. ”

"I don't care who you are! When the Jade Emperor comes, he has to give me face!! ”

It's really not a success, otherwise they wouldn't dare to say such a big thing, and the immortal family who has attained the Tao is not so ignorant.

I exhaled softly, I really didn't have the patience to waste time with her here, habitually stranded my hair from front to back, and then took out the lighter, and lit it with a 'click', Huang Xian'er's descendants, naturally learned that he would be an old man, lit it at the front end of the cigarette, wrapped it in a puff, and spit out a mouthful of smoke and said coldly: "Something that doesn't form a climate, three thousand years of Taoism will let you eat chicken through your human body?" ”

The woman on the kang was obviously a little afraid of the smoke I spit out, and took two steps back to look at me, "Let me tell you, uncle, I can come if I want, and I can leave if I want, and no one can do anything to me!" ”

I looked at her with a cold face: "Want to leave?" Spit out the food for me first!! ”

As soon as the words fell, the woman on the kang suddenly had a distorted expression, leaned forward, her stomach surged, her mouth was wide open, and she directly spit out the chicken that had not been digested in her mouth.

The village chief was frightened and retreated to the door continuously, always ready to run away.

The third sister was also a little uncontrollable, but I had taught her at home, and I told her that no matter what she saw, she had to believe me, as long as I was there, all the problems were not a problem, so although she was afraid, she still stood there with a pale face.

The woman almost vomited, and looked at me with a painful face, "Uncle, I won't play with you anymore!" ”

Seeing the yellow hair flashing on the woman's face, I shouted and stepped forward directly, "Did you say that if you don't play, you won't play!" A clamp grabbed her arm, and her middle finger was directly broken back, and she screamed in pain: "It's terrible!" Damn!! ”

I snorted coldly in my heart, this is going to die? Master, some of them are playing with you! Thinking about it, I frowned, took out the red rope from my pocket and tied it directly to her fingers, "You can't run out!" Three sisters! Needle to !! ”

"Oh! Good!! ”

The third sister didn't know whether she was frightened by me or by the sound of the woman's howl, so she hurriedly rummaged through the bag, took out the sewing needle that I had soaked before and didn't put it on the small square cloth and threw it to me, I spit out the cigarette butt, pulled out a fine needle directly with my mouth, rode my upper leg directly on the woman, and pushed it on her body with one hand. The folk also call pinching the yellow skin, which is to teach it a lesson, so that it must know how powerful!

A needle goes down, you must see blood, the woman's mouth let out a sharp scream that broke her throat, which shook my eardrums a little painful, or the current villagers don't need to deliberately slip through the wall, and they can be heard clearly by this terrible scream from a radius of several miles!

"Grandpa! Grandpa, please spare it! Spare me!! ”

The woman's face was distorted when she screamed, and her body was also covered with blood from me, and at this time she began to soften, and her mouth kept screaming and begging for mercy.

The movements of my hands did not stop, and my legs were still holding her and sitting hard: "Spare you!" Do you know that your grandfather cultivated on this mountain! By doing so, you're embarrassing your grandfather!! ”

"Oops!! Oops!! I can't! I can't!!! Spare me!! I'll be leaving right away!! I immediately went to the mountains to confess my mistake to my grandfather, I didn't dare anymore!! ”

Until a big bag bulged from the woman's belly, I pressed it down with my hand, in the eyes of outsiders, I was pressing the woman's belly, but only I knew that I was pinching the neck of the yellow skin: "God has the virtue of a good life, I will leave you a small life on the part of your grandfather and my deep affection, if you dare to harm people next time, don't blame me for letting you die here!! ”

"I was wrong! I was wrong! Don't pinch me! Don't pinch me! Where do I have children!! ”

As soon as the woman's voice fell, I heard the village chief exclaim: "Oh, mom, the yellow skin has entered the house!" At that time, it was to see that she was too old to jump and move, otherwise she would almost jump into the arms of the third sister, and the third sister was afraid, so when she saw that the living creatures had entered the door, she quickly stood on the root of the wall, for fear of occupying their place.

There were five or six little yellow skins coming in, they were lined up and looking at me under my kang, and they actually made an adult kneeling and kowtowing motion, holding their two front paws and making a non-stop move, and the woman was still shouting: "Admit your mistake, really admit your mistake...... Spare me...... Spare me...... Grandpa is here, I really don't dare to lie......"

I looked at her coldly, "Third sister! Red paper! ”

The third sister nodded, and quickly handed me a piece of red paper cut at home, when watching TV, some people may think that some Taoist priests use talismans as if they were wholesale, especially a lot, in fact, they are all prepared at home when they are fine, otherwise, how can they be inexhaustible at critical moments, and they will not be exhausted.

"Jiaolong, give ......"

I didn't look at the third sister, but reached out to take the red paper and directly pierced the woman's shriveled fingertips with a needle, and then wiped the red paper on the blood beads, and then lit a fire and stared at the woman: "I don't want to talk nonsense with you, but you remember ......" pointed to his eyes: "I'm staring at you here, whether I still want to kill myself, it's up to you." ”

"Oh, I really don't dare, I promise, from now on, I won't set foot in this village!"

That's nonsense, I'm quite tired after a long day just now, tearing open the red cloth strip wrapped around her fingers, the woman turned over directly, trembled twice and completely lost consciousness, the yellow skin on the ground was still rubbing with me, until I waved my hand lightly, they followed one after another and walked out as if standing in line.

The village chief didn't dare to breathe, and he carefully watched what was happening in front of him in a corner of the house, I sat there panting slightly, what a simple job, it was difficult to make it look a little difficult, it seemed that the ugly uncle was not an ordinary person who didn't want to see this village chief, he was really too lazy to care about this thing, but this foreshadowing was the right time and place for me, just to make this yellow skin make enough trouble, and the village chief was afraid, so that I could pick up a leak, and I could play a role to do something really good for this village, Otherwise, the ugly uncle will be cleaned up when he is young and relaxed, and the village chief will have nothing to worry about in the future, and he really won't be able to achieve today's effect!

After a long while, Boss Song entered the door in fear, opened his mouth and whispered, "Dad...... It's all ......."

The village chief wiped his sweat and glared at him: "Now that I know that I am your father, why didn't you come in just now!" ”

Immediately afterwards, he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart and walked in front of me, looked at the woman who was lying on the kang with some taboo, and carefully took out Yuxi in his pocket to please Lijia: "Jiaolong, you smoke one first, uncle will give you some, this matter is ......"

I pushed his hand away, "I don't smoke." As he spoke, he went directly to the ground, and looked at him with a long breath: "I'll solve this matter for you, this aunt, after waking up, she won't be awake for a while, you take her to the yard to bask in the sun more during the day, don't let her be scared anymore, maybe two or three months later, this brain, the reaction will not be too fast in the future, but normal communication is no problem, just serve well." ”

The village chief must not believe it, this yellow skin is going to make a fuss, why am I going to finish it by dividing it by two, "It's really okay, you mean, this nest of yellow skins of my family is gone......"

I nodded and looked at him firmly: "It's okay, don't worry, there is something pressing on it on this mountain, it doesn't dare to make any more trouble, go back and pick up the hut where Huang Pizi lived, and burn the thing with fire to get rid of bad luck." ”

"What about the second tiger, that is, what about my second child, Jiaolong, do you still have to go and see my second child......"

"Huang Pizi will be fine when he leaves, and he won't be making a fuss, but he will also have to be delirious for a while, remember, you can't see Huang Pizi again until he is good, otherwise, this courage will be frightened, and he will be completely stupid when the time comes."

The village chief raised his eyes to look at the unseemly house he had built with yellow leather over the years, and his eyes turned red when he looked at me: "Oops! Jiaolong, you are the great benefactor of our family, I feel like I haven't stopped for decades!! ”

I looked at him indifferently: "Don't talk about these uncles, I have wasted a lot of strength, you just remember what you promised me, I also hope that this village is good, right?" “

"Yes! You're so good!! ”

The village chief nodded in response, and glanced at Boss Song again: "What are you doing standing here stupidly, why don't you hurry up and put your little brother back to the house and lie down!" The yellow skin is gone, and what are you doing with him in that broken house!! "Mobu Gong.

Song Lao nodded loudly, looked at me and nodded and said thank you twice, and went to the hut in the courtyard to find Song Erhu, I chatted with the village chief in the house for a while, and waited until the daughter-in-law of Song Lao, who already knew the reason, came in, and I received a compliment that was naturally a foreshadowing.

I felt almost, I opened my mouth to say goodbye, the village chief's face that had been holding anxiety gradually calmed down under my repeated affirmation, knowing that I was leaving, he smiled at the corner of his mouth: "That's okay, old man, take out the red envelope I prepared for Jiaolong, thank him!" ”

Boss Song's daughter-in-law nodded when she heard this, walked to another room and took out a thick red envelope, my experience tells me that five thousand yuan is a big deal.

After a while, I couldn't accept it after saying something about the scene, and looked at the village chief and smiled: "Uncle, thank you for this red envelope Jiaolong, just when you hurt me, but you can't forget those three things......

The village chief is now starting to play sloppy with me: "This, let's discuss it again, Jiaolong, don't worry, you are in this village for a day, and you will be treated as my own nephew in the future, I promise, you will definitely ......"

"Talk again?"

At that time, I was not happy, and raised my eyebrows to look at him: "Uncle, can you not talk nonsense, I can think of a way to build the money for the school, but the receiving station, and the old man in the village, this is not a difficult thing for you." ”

"Mr. Ma, you don't understand the situation in our village, this is my father, it's heartbroken for this village! You see, we are ...... in this red envelope."

The village chief waved his hand, interrupting the eldest daughter-in-law's words, and looked at me with a grateful smile in his eyes: "Jiaolong, don't worry, uncle knows that you are good with Xiaoshanzi's child, so let's do it, I will definitely solve the problem of Xiaoshanzi's father's old insurance, although this procedure is a little complicated, but ......"

"Third sister, go to the door and take a look, what's ...... in the yard"

I didn't bother to listen to the nonsense of the village chief, I raised my eyes and looked directly at the third sister, although the third sister was a little puzzled, but obviously dissatisfied with the village chief's sudden change of attitude, raised her feet and walked to the door, and then shouted in fright: "Jiaolong!" There's also a weasel in the yard!! ”

As soon as this voice came out, the eldest daughter-in-law of the village chief was also frightened, and quickly followed to take a look, and turned around and shouted: "Mom! Mr. Ma! Why didn't you leave!! ”

The village chief swallowed his saliva, lifted the curtain and glanced into the courtyard, and there was indeed a little yellow hair sitting in the empty courtyard, "Jiaolong, this, this ......"

I exhaled lightly and looked at him, "Uncle, a spit and a nail, this is the promise between me and you, the spiritual things under my feet are listening all the time, I will leave one day, but these things will not go, unless, our village has left this mountain, you can not keep your promise, but if you don't keep your promise, my threat to Huangpizi will be invalid, they will not take advantage of me to leave here and move in with the family, then I dare not guarantee." ”

"Jiaolong, what are you talking about, isn't my uncle a person who doesn't do things, you hurry up and let this thing go! Didn't you say that my son would be stupefied when he saw this thing again! ”

I looked at him a little tired, is this person owed, it has to be serious to completely stop, "You can take a look again......"

"Run! Father! Ran!! “

With the voice of the village chief's daughter-in-law shouting, the village chief exhaled a breath with a tangled face, and looked back at me as if he was choking: "Cheng, Jiaolong, your uncle will do his best to handle your requests!" “

I smiled and walked in front of him: "Uncle, are you accumulating virtue for yourself again, you give me a lot of red envelopes, then I will tell you a few more words, Song Erhu's life is too chong, and the children are thin, if you want to hold a house of grandchildren, you have to do more good deeds, then Song Erhu's wedding day in the future, you must have a wedding banquet for seven days, no silver and no wealth, the guests are happy with smiling faces, do you understand what I mean." ”

The village chief looked at me with a twisted eyebrow: "Is it just to invite people to eat a seven-day banquet for nothing?" ”

I hooked the corners of my mouth to look at him: "Don't use the word white, remember, if you want to be a virtuous grandson, you have to accumulate blessings...... Third sister, let's go! ”

The eldest daughter-in-law looked at my back in a daze, and whispered to the village chief: "Dad, is there such a statement?" ”

I paused as I walked to the door of the house, and my ears easily caught the village chief's low voice, "I'd rather believe it than believe it......

I took a look at the red envelope in my hand, and I was very satisfied with the result, so I handed the red envelope directly to the third sister: "Go home!" "Machine