When it was almost dawn, I fell asleep with the third sister embracing, and I woke up in a daze when the firecrackers blew up in the early morning, and then covered the quilt again, and continued to sleep, until it completely stopped, and I and the third sister did not wake up. When I am tired, my thoughts will fly when I wake up, and there is some sense of escaping in my dreams.

Until someone knocked on the door outside. I just got up, looked at Aunt Zhu who hurriedly entered the door, and before I opened my mouth to greet the New Year, she said with a anxious face: "Jiaolong!" Song Erhu has an accident!! ”

I was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Then he shook his head, there were too many things that poured in in an instant when I watched the ceremonial flowers last night, I almost forgot about Song Erhu, I still dug his pit for him, it would be strange if nothing happened.

However, my reaction was extremely normal in Aunt Zhu's opinion, she swallowed her saliva and continued to speak: "He jumped on the roof of their house all morning!" Everyone in the village saw it! No one can scream down! I'm going to collapse the roof!! ”

The third sister also got up. looked at Aunt Zhu and rubbed her still swollen eyes: "Then why did he suddenly jump on the roof......

As he spoke, he seemed to think of something, glanced at me, and was about to continue speaking. Aunt Zhu said next to her: "Who knows why he is suddenly abnormal, the people in the village say that the mountain god must be going to accept him!" He is the real scourge of the village! Listening to his sister-in-law, he said that when he set off the fireworks in the middle of the night last night, he didn't know that the tendon was wrong, and threw a firecracker into the house that they prepared for Huang Pizi! A thousand rings! Oops! The fried house is full of chickens and dogs! Their family's yellow skin, who has become a sperm, is also angry now! If you don't get cleaned up by the mountain god, you have to be cleaned up by the yellow skin!! ”

I took a deep breath and didn't respond, this is what I want to do, and this is what I want to see, it seems that except for some things that my arm can't reach, the current things are all according to my plan.

Lifting the quilt and going directly to the ground, I glanced at Aunt Zhu, and asked a little knowingly: "Auntie, then what do you mean by coming to me." ”

Aunt Zhu looked eager. "Jiaolong, of course you have to go and see such a big thing, you can control these things in our village. You're a gentleman! ”

"But the village chief didn't come to me."

I spoke directly, with a little helplessness on my face: "For the Chinese New Year, I want to show people like this, is it a bit of a bad luck." ”

"Where is this touching the head, you are here to help!"

I shook my head and pulled Aunt Zhu's hand: "Auntie, this is different, everyone sees the grudge between Song Erhu and me, I think the village chief is also Menqing'er, and you also know how powerful their yellow skin is, if he wants to ask me for help, he will come to the door himself." ”

"Jiaolong, what do you mean......"

"I don't mean Aunt Zhu, I know you have a good heart, but Shang Dangzi is not a business, this matter, unless the village chief comes to the door in person, otherwise, I will not help."

Aunt Zhu frowned: "Jiaolong, this village lives ......?"

I groaned: "Help, it's love, it's my duty not to help, the village chief knows the ability of this yellow-skinned man, I think he must also know that someone will come to me to take the initiative to help in such a big matter as their family, but I put my words here today, unless he sincerely comes to invite me, otherwise, I won't make a move." ”

Speaking of which, my intentions Aunt Zhu naturally knows it, although they don't know that I planned this matter, but I have to let the people in the village understand that Mr. is not so cheap, and I am not idle to come to the door to solve people's doubts, to this point, I just have to let the village chief know, without me, their family has not stopped, but still want to make a figure in me? There are no doors!

I've lived so big, I've seen high-end people, I've felt inferior, I've been bullied like Wang Ba Calf and I've been bullied like a dog I've also had, just a village chief, I don't believe I fiddle and don't understand!

When Aunt Zhu left, the third sister came to my side, "Jiaolong, did you make the firecracker that Song Erhu threw into the yellow house?" ”

'Hmm' I got down to the ground and began to wash my face, and the third sister put on her shoes and walked to my side: "But isn't that yellow skin very powerful, are you sure?" ”

I smiled and looked at the third sister: "You forgot, you also said that the ugly uncle didn't mean that he couldn't cure that yellow skin, but he just couldn't look down on the village chief's family." ”

The third sister frowned: "Then of course I have to talk to Uncle Ugly, but I don't understand this, since that yellow skin has been rampant for so many years with the body of the village chief's daughter-in-law, how can I be cautious." ”

"Don't worry."

I wiped my face and patted the third sister's shoulder: "Have you forgotten that I used to be a half-fairy?" No matter how powerful that yellow skin is, he has to call me an ancestor on my head! ”

When the third sister saw me, she was reassured, and then opened her mouth again: "That Mr. Zhuo is ...... over there"

"Don't talk about that."

I interrupted her softly, "Since we're staying here, let's stop thinking about those things, just go with the flow, eat and cook where we want, otherwise, we will only make ourselves unhappy." “

The third sister could only nod, and responded in a bad mood: "Okay." ”

I don't talk to the third sister about anything else, but I started to prepare to deal with that yellow thing, although I haven't officially met with the village chief, but according to my long-term understanding of him, he will definitely not come to me if he doesn't insist until the last moment, and I'm not too anxious, but things should be prepared and have to be prepared, not that I am not confident in myself, but everyone in front of everyone is calm and calm, and the silent cultivation behind it is indispensable.

Take a big rooster with a golden retriever and a red crown, sing with a quick knife, use half a bowl of blood, and then soak several sewing needles, connect the noon Zhengyang, and then take it out of the blood, pin it to the small square cloth, in order to keep it for later use. It's all over the place.

When I did this, the third sister saw it clearly, so I also explained a few words to her by the way, after all, if she watched things by my side in the future, it would be Zongbao's work back then.

When everything was properly prepared, I waited at home calmly, speaking of which, this village chief is still a little temperamental, and he just doesn't know how to pave.

In addition to Aunt Zhu who came to me, that Yuqin also came to me, because she is a sister of the village chief's daughter-in-law, and she can be regarded as the village chief's sister-in-law, so she also asked me to go out to help, but what I told Aunt Zhu, I also told her again, I want me to go out and let the village chief come!

As soon as these words were released, they spread all over the village, and some people said that I had a big shelf, and they all belonged to a village, or the village chief's family.

Some people say that the second tiger has beaten me, and the beating is not light, and he has been bullying me as an outsider, and this is not mentioned in black and white, and there is no one to admit his mistake, I definitely can't treat it as if it didn't happen to others!

But no matter how many factions the village is divided into, everyone is happy to watch the excitement, anyway, it's not their own family's business, on the one hand, they want to see if I will help, on the other hand, they want to see if the village chief will pull down his face to come to me, they watch this scene with relish!

The village chief has not come, and I don't have to go out, I can receive a real-time line report, yes, it is this group of villagers who take the initiative to go to my house to tell me the dynamics of the village chief's house, I don't know what their psychology is, anyway, it's not a big deal!

"Mr. Ma! That Song Erhu was bouncing on the roof of their house enough, and he went to the wall to call again! ”

"Mr. Ma! That Song Erhu took off his clothes! It's just like that Hou San'er! But Hou San made a fuss for a while, and you can take a good look at it, this Song Erhu has been stumbling for two or three days! ”

"Mr. Ma! The village chief can't sit still! I heard that he asked Boss Song to find Mrs. Cui to come over and show it! ”

Look, this is more convenient than a mobile phone, our family is about to become that ancient military camp, this one is gone, and that one is shouting outside again, 'Report!!' Then he ran in and hurriedly said, General Qiyu, our front line has reported that the enemy has gone to seek reinforcements!

I can't be troubled, I can't hold back my laughter when I look back at this scene, but this village chief is quite interesting, it seems that he knows very well what I mean by hanging him, if you come to me, you will definitely have to pay the price.

"Mom! Jiaolong, there are mice!! ”

I sat and watched without moving, listening to the third sister's exclamation, I opened my eyes and looked at her: "It's okay, I'm here to report the news." ”

The third sister looked at me with a touch of her heart: "What kind of letter?" ”

"Mrs. Cui has entered the village."

I replied lightly, "It's the half-fairy who the village chief found to solve things for their family." ”

"I know, didn't Aunt Zhu say that she was old, and the affairs of the village chief's family were not good."

I smiled: "But the village chief doesn't give up, he is willing to toss, so let's toss." ”

"Half-fairy, Jiaolong, you said that Cui Pozi is also half-fairy, is it the same as you used to be, they all invite fairies, they are all invited fairies, how can you not cure a yellow skin."

I said with a slight straight face: "There are many earth spirits in the mountains on our side, and the half-immortals are also the most, but the reason why they are called earth immortals is because there is a gap between the Taoism of the immortal family.

The immortal family with deep Taoism, the half-fairy is also taking advantage of the situation, and the immortal family with a shallow way, the half-fairy can only show people small illnesses and small disasters, plus there are not many half-immortals who can uphold the taboo of the immortal family, and many immortals will be blinded by money and delay the orthodox cultivation of the immortal family, so there will be fewer and fewer really powerful half-immortals, which is also the reason why the northern half-immortals are becoming more and more niche.

When the immortal family has not yet really Tao, the yellow skin is the most abrasive, nonsense, blind, seeing this yellow skin grinding the village chief's daughter-in-law for so long, there must be some ability, maybe the fairy on the old woman Cui can't hold down this yellow skin, but the yellow skin can be communicated, and the old lady Cui should also want to discuss it. ”

I said a little too much in one breath, listening to the third sister's face showed both shock and fear, people who don't know this, naturally feel suspended and suspended, the third sister's body Rong Danfeng has experienced more socialist harmony and advanced capitalism, where, will know some rural these spiritual things.

It's just that Mrs. Cui couldn't send away this yellow skin before, and now if she wants to simply send it away, it will be even more vain, and the house where the yellow skin was born let me blow it up with Song Erhu's body, and the yellow skin must be turned upside down, this thing is rampant when it is not collected, and the temperament is enough, let's make trouble, I just want to see it make trouble.

Before I finished chatting with the third sister, I came over again to report the news, saying that the old lady Cui had just entered the village, and looked at Song Erhu standing on the wall from a distance.

At that time, many villagers were gathered there, all looking at Song Laoda's anxious sweat, and Mrs. Cui looked at him with a frightened face: "Can I show it all like that!" If I get in, I'm going to have to get inside! There are masters in your village!! The master is sitting at home, waiting for you to come to the door. Wouldn't I be making a joke in front of others if I made a move! ”

As soon as she said this, Boss Song stopped doing it, and pulled her raw: "Cui Banxian'er, you are also a master!" ”

Mrs. Cui waved her hand again and again: "I can't fix it, my little fairy can't fix it!" Go find your village! Otherwise, if your brother doesn't die for two days, he will have half a life left! ”

When Mrs. Cui left with a resolute face, and Boss Song stood in place with a depressed face, the villagers stepped forward to make a move to hurry up to find me, saying that the master in Mrs. Cui's mouth was obviously me! So the people who came to report the news gave me a lively meal, really, now these people in the village pay attention to the village chief's house can be described as getting up early and greedy for darkness, and they go to the village chief's house to gather outside the door at dawn, as if they are going to work, don't worry at night, there are still people working overtime there, it's not interesting to go home, watch Song Erhu play weird!

I think it's normal for Mrs. Cui to be able to sense me, she has a fairy on her, which way fairy doesn't matter for the time being, but it's definitely not difficult to check my bottom line, even if I don't invite Xian'er to come now, but my old fairy is still covering me to a certain extent, just like a Shaolin disciple, isn't it still Shaolin martial arts, as long as I light a cigarette, it's the same as before, it's a skill at the open level.

In the evening, I didn't let the third sister cook, but followed her to make a bowl of noodles to eat, but as soon as the chopsticks were put down, the village chief who had been competing with me for a few days came to the door!

At that time, it was already half dark, but the onlookers were still standing at the door of my house and the low wall, I pretended to be puzzled and got up to look at the somewhat chubby village chief Song in his fifties and the eldest son who followed him, "Village chief, why are you suddenly free to come to the door?" ”

I know in my heart that this village chief must be dissatisfied with me, but people will definitely do the face project at this age, looking at me, with a sincere face: "Jiaolong, it's called Jiaolong, since you came to our village, I've always wanted to see you, look, what a young man!"

Ay! It's just that my second son doesn't make people worry, he knows to be a demon every day, I heard that he has some contradictions with you, don't take it to heart, it's all this father who is not educated well, this is specially to compensate you! Boss, hurry up, how can you still eat instant noodles during the Chinese New Year! I brought the roast chicken or something for Jiaolong! ”

Boss Song hurriedly put the fruits and food he brought on my family's kang, and looked at me and apologized for Song Erhu beating me at the beginning, "Jiaolong, my eldest brother knows that you and Uncle Ugly are distant relatives, in fact, Uncle Ugly used to have a very good relationship with our family!" Uncle Ugly's subsistence allowance was specially given by my father, so I'm afraid that Uncle Ugly will have difficulties in living with his third sister! ”

I smiled embarrassed but hypocritically: "Jiaolong knows that the village chief has done a lot of good things for everyone, in fact, I don't have any actual conflicts with Brother Erhu, it's all a trivial matter, and I'm really embarrassed to bother the village chief to come in person." ”

The village chief grabbed my hand: "There's nothing to be embarrassed about, Jiaolong, in the future, you will say that my eldest nephew, if you have any difficulties in this village, you can go to your uncle, and if your uncle can do it with you, then he will definitely be able to do it for you!" It's now, Uncle is in trouble, you have to help Uncle! ”

Yes, this is the point, I sighed and looked at him: "Since the village chief said so, then Jiaolong will call you uncle, to be honest, I also know what happened to your family, uncle, I also want to help, but this yellow skin, is really powerful, I'm afraid of myself, I can't fight it......"

"Don't, Jiaolong, this thing has been in my house for many years, if you let it continue like this, your uncle's family will really be ruined, Jiaolong, you are affected, as long as you can take this yellow skin! Then you can put forward any conditions......"

As he spoke, he glanced at Boss Song with some caution: "Boss, go and close the door tightly, and tell the big guy, what is there to make up for this excitement!" ”

Boss Song got the order, and then went out and shouted, "It's all gone!" Don't look at the excitement! Scattered!! ”

The village chief took this opportunity to whisper to me: "As long as you can explain this matter to your uncle, you can tell me a number, and my uncle will definitely not be ambiguous." ”

I raised my eyebrows, and this is what I wanted.

Thinking about it, I still looked at him with some embarrassment: "Uncle, Jiaolong has called you uncle, let's mention those don't mean the outside world, so let's do it, uncle, you let me think about it, this job is not easy to do, I still have to ......"

"There's no time, Jiaolong, you say, you can put forward any conditions!!"

Seeing the village chief slapping his thigh anxiously, I felt that the heat was almost over, so I gritted my teeth and nodded: "That's it, uncle, I just have three requests, if you agree, then Jiaolong will take his life to fight with that yellow skin!" “

"Three hundred are fine, as long as you go, really!"

I smiled slightly: "Don't be so happy to agree, uncle, such a big thing, my request is naturally not simple." ”

"You say, you say first, I'll listen first!"

I nodded: "The first request is to build a school in the village to solve the problem of children in the village who can't come back from studying outside." ”

"This ......" The village chief frowned: "I have applied, and my grandson will go to live in the school when he is not old, but the town's funds are tight, and I can't prepare for it, so I can't do it." ”

"I want to find a way to deal with the money, but you have to do the qualification of the school, as far as I know, there are quite a lot of children in the village, and many of them are of school age to the point where the normal school age has been delayed due to the difficulty of tuition fees."

The village chief nodded, "Okay, as long as the funds are in place, I will find a way to do the rest!" What about the second one......"

"The second is the eldest brother's recycling station, from now on, the villagers' mountain goods must be recycled at the market price, and the price cannot be deliberately lowered, uncle, you know what I mean."

"Jiaolong, this is ......"

"Boss!"

The village chief was completely different from Boss Song's anxious reaction at that time, he interrupted Boss Song's words but breathed a sigh of relief, I think he must know that I will call the idea of the receiving station, after all, he knows the matter of the third sister, but I didn't expect that I didn't want the third sister to open a business with his son, but let his son raise the recovery price, although the money is less, but the business is still theirs.

"Okay, I also promised this, I didn't deliberately lower the price before, the main thing is that the mountain road is difficult to walk, I let my son do this, it is also considered for the convenience of everyone, it is all a village, I lose some money and it's okay!"

Hey, what the village chief said was good.

I was noncommittal and continued to speak: "The third one is the subsistence allowance, I heard that ......"

"Do it, do it! I'll investigate it right away, and I'll do it as long as it's eligible!! ”

The village chief was anxious and grabbed my arm: "Jiaolong, you can come to the door to see it first!" As long as you look at it, I will agree to whatever you say!! ”

"Daddy!" Boss Song opened his mouth with some dissatisfaction next to him: "His conditions are a little difficult for our family!" ”

"What's the difficulty!"

The village chief's eyes widened: "What this Jiaolong said is what I should do!" O Jiaolong! Uncle is here, please take a step and take a look! ”

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