The snowflakes didn't fall, but the end of the world came. After school at noon, Bi Haohui and Li Ru pulled me to the snack bar next to the school, ordered four dishes, asked for a mention of Tianya, and forced me to ask what I was doing yesterday, they didn't believe that I would skip class to celebrate someone's birthday.

"If I say that I am a hero to save the United States, will you believe me?" I asked tentatively.

Bi Haohui asked me suspiciously: "You go to the toilet to save the beauty?" Do you go to the men's or women's restroom? ”

"Fuck off!" I gave him a blank look: "Who told you I went to the toilet!" ”

"Then why did you go?" Li Ru bit the lid of the beer and poured me a glass: "They are all brothers, don't fool people!" ”

I touched my nose and laughed, "Then if I say it, you two don't send me to a mental hospital!" ”

"Brother Shui, don't worry!" Bi Haohui raised his glass and said, "I believe everything you say, the premise is that you have to tell the truth!" ”

"Good!" I had a drink with the two of them and told them all about last night, including Xiao Jiu.

After chattering, I noticed that their eyes were straight, and I stretched out my hand and shook it in front of their eyes: "Hey, what's wrong with you two?" ”

Li Ru looked distressed: "Brother Shui, you still say that you are not stimulated!" You're so obvious, why don't we go to the hospital and take a look? If you feel aggrieved, I'll let Fang Gang put on a plaster cast this afternoon! ”

I put the chopsticks down: "Damn, didn't you say okay, you will believe whatever I say?" What do you mean? ”

"Brother Shui, we believe everything you say, but don't fool us as fools!" Bi Haohui said with an embarrassed face: "I don't say why you are still talking about yin and yang, just say that you pick five, why don't you do this, I don't believe it on anyone!" Unless you are a master of the world, and your kung fu is hidden and not revealed, otherwise, you have nothing to do, this ...... I can't say it! ”

Li Ru nodded thoughtfully on the side and agreed.

I originally wanted to hide the matter of the hall and tell them that I had yin and yang eyes, but now that they actually caught me and asked about it without any injuries on my body, I had to turn my heart and say to them: "Then I will break the news for you again!" ”

At the moment, I told them that there are immortals around me at all times, and there may be more in the future, and there is a great posture of occupying the mountain as the king and opening a sect, this time the two of them did not say that they did not believe it, but counted the beer bottles.

Li Ru asked Bi Haohui: "Isn't this just half a bottle?" Brother Shui, this is too much? ”

Bi Haohui shrugged: "It's the first time I've heard that someone is half a bottle of beer!" ”

I took a deep breath and said weakly, "Ouch, fuck your uncle, do you two want to be angry with me?" ”

"Brother Shui, is what you said really true?" Li Ru frowned and confirmed, "Why don't you make an oath?" ”

"I have half a lie, let Fang Gang's kid succeed tonight!" I swore a poisonous oath.

This time, Bi Haohui and Li Rucai completely believed that their eyes were all flashing with little stars, and let me talk in detail about Huang Tianchou's buddy, who was so particular that he actually carried all the injuries, isn't this the legendary knife for the two ribs of the brother!

Immediately, Bi Haohui beckoned the waiter to add another pair of tableware, poured another glass of wine and placed it next to me, pointed with his hand, and shouted: "Brother Huang, please!" ”

"Why don't you scare people?" I hurriedly looked around, someone had already noticed our side and pointed at it, I hurriedly said to Bi Haohui: "Your brother Huang is injured, you should not drink!" ”

"Then eat the vegetables!" Bi Haohui called the waiter again: "Do you have any chickens here?" ”

The waiter nodded: "What do you want?" ”

Bi Haohui turned his head and asked me, "Brother Shui, does Brother Huang like to eat raw or alive?" ”

I waved my hand at the waiter and said with a smile: "Don't pay attention to him, half a bottle of beer, drink too much and talk nonsense!" Sorry ha! ”

The waitress smiled at me without smiling or smiling, and turned to leave, and I heard her mutter, "Neurotic!" ”

I pressed my hands down and told them to calm down, or they would want to hear me brag in the future.

Li Ru hurriedly took a sip of wine and pressed it, and Bi Haohui also breathed a sigh of relief. Both of them began to look high.

"Brother Shui, you said that your strength is so amazing, so we have to worry about you!" Bi Haohui said: "Last night, Li Ruguang and I studied for half a night for you, and several sets of tactics were formulated, just waiting for you to discuss with you today whether we are here for martial arts or art!" ”

"What do you mean by art?" I asked curiously.

"The art of violence!" Li Ru took a bite of the dish, and said while eating: "Those who come to martial arts should really knock it and see who is the stone and who is the egg." If you come to art, draw the next line, let's go on, play according to the rules, and see who can't afford to play first, just get out. ”

"That's what you two discussed for half a night?" I asked.

Bi Haohui nodded: "We have to play to our strengths and avoid weaknesses!" ”

I took a sip of my beer and asked, "What does Yang look like?" What to avoid? ”

"Do you need to ask?" Li Ru said on the side: "In terms of learning, we are definitely not as good as others." On looks...... I won't talk about this, anyway, everyone has eyes. In terms of means, what have you bought for Chen Rui? People can buy chickens when they come up! ”

"It's a flower, not a chicken!" I corrected, "It's called the Blue Enchantress, not a real chicken!" In addition, let me ask you, what do you mean by looks, everyone has eyes? Does that kid have more noses or more eyes than I do? ”

"People's sword eyebrows and starry eyes, broad shoulders and bee waist, hips or awl face, Brother Shui, what do you have?" Bi Haohui looked at me with a frustrated face and said, "Ordinary people, ordinary students. Your hidden strength is really fierce, you tell Chen Rui to try it, when I think of the fairy and ghost around you all the time,, I have goosebumps, not to mention a little girl? At this point, we're completely defeated! ”

As soon as I was about to speak, Li Ru took over the conversation and said, "Fortunately! We still have an advantage that he can't match! ”

"Fighting, yes?" I asked, pouting.

Li Ru nodded: "Have you seen it?" I've been working on this all summer! What is the composition of other people's gangs, how to close the core brothers, how to grab the territory, how to stand up, I wrote a large book of notes, and I will sort it out for you when I have time! ”

"Now show me?" I asked.

Li Ru shook his head: "Not now, you can't read it if you give it to you, it's all written down by me at any time, and I don't know some words myself!" I had to remember what I had written! ”

"You're awesome, you can write wordless books!" I teased.

"It's talent, there's no way!" Li Ru said cheekily: "Listen to me give you an analysis of our strengths and weaknesses." A scholar like Chen Rui may not be interested in Fang Gang! They are competitors, and together they can only be full of gunpowder, oops, you are one point higher than me, I will not be good with you! They have to be like this! Unlike you, you have no competitiveness with Chen Rui, and you can't arouse her fighting spirit at all. So at this point, we have an advantage over Fang Gang! It's one! ”

Li Ru continued: "Let's talk about the second again, Xiaohui said just now, you are defeated, don't mention it!" ”

"It's a one-to-one draw, right?" Li Ru said: "This third point is the means, whether he buys a demon queen or a roast chicken, what is this called?" It's romantic! You can't do it, can you? But it doesn't work in romance! At critical moments, men have to talk with their fists. You also said that you don't want me to use you to set up a stick, let me tell you, what a good opportunity, my stick is not for myself, but for our brothers, when the time comes, you will see whether Chen Rui likes his little white face, or likes a fierce man like you! Maybe when the little girl comes to you, Chen Rui takes the initiative to stick to you, you have to think about it! ”

"Alright, don't dream!" I drained the beer in the cup: "I'll talk to Chen Rui in the afternoon and ask her what she means, this thing can't be forced, if she thinks that kid is good, then I have nothing to say, if that kid is pestering him with a dead face, I won't be polite to him!" ”

"That's pretty much it!" Li Ru smiled and said: "But it should be changed slightly, even if Chen Rui changes his mind, then he can't let go of that kid, this breath can't be swallowed like this!" ”

"Let's talk about it!" I picked up my chopsticks and said to them, "Eat!" ”