"Didn't you meet us?" I said to Huang Tianchou, "You can clean it up now." ”

Huang Tianchou shook his head and said to me, "There is Xiao Jiu, let it deal with it, let's not interfere." ”

I was puzzled and asked, "Why?" ”

Huang Tianchou said: "This thing is bred by filth, one word: bury it!" I don't want to clean it up! Besides, Xiao Jiu's duty is to do this, what kind of business do we have to meddle! ”

"Isn't that the joy of helping others?" I said to Huang Tianchou: "Didn't you come down the mountain to help people, why are you still doing it?" You can't pick the fat and the thin! ”

Huang Tianchou smiled and said, "The merit book has not been approved, and it has been done in vain." ”

"What kind of consciousness are you?" I asked Huang Tianchou, "Is it to complete the task with you?" ”

Huang Tianchou shrugged: "Aren't they all like this now, you are embarrassed to talk about us, as if you are much stronger than us." We are trying to work for nothing, and we can do it well. You don't care what kind of urgency you make, don't you pay and don't see a doctor, did you do it? ”

"If you don't learn the good, you learn the bad?" I glanced at Huang Tianchou: "If this is the case, I won't lead you out, go to whoever you like!" ”

"Don't mind, won't I just complain." Huang Tianchou immediately smiled and said: "How can I not go out because of me, I can't afford it." I can't deal with it now! ”

"Why bother with such a pleasure earlier." I glared at him, "Ma Yu'er!" ”

"I can't get up." Huang Tianchou pointed to his injured leg: "Didn't you see that I was lame?" ”

As soon as I heard him mention this stubble, I immediately stopped drumming, this is a personal favor, and I always feel shorter.

Huang Tianchou's method of dealing with it was very effective, he opened the door and said to the pouting roller: "Get out!" ”

The thing really fell headlong, pushed it on the ground with the hand on its chest, rolled out of the doorway like a crush, and then suddenly turned into a puff of black smoke and disappeared.

Huang Tianchou hurriedly slammed the door shut, fanned hard with his hand in front of his nose, and muttered in his mouth: "This thing tastes too good!" ”

"That's it?" I asked curiously.

Huang Tianchou nodded: "Yes!" ”

I frowned, "What's going on?" I thought you'd give it a click! ”

Huang Tianchou waved his hand at me: "If you don't click, I won't be alive anymore?" I don't have any memory about this thing, so I just walked away. I won't come back, as long as you tell Ye Peiling that this girl will not go to those song halls, bars and nightclubs in the future, where the perennial yin atmosphere is shrouded and the sun is not seen, there will be nothing. This thing is scary to you, but to us it's like seeing flies and mosquitoes! ”

I asked Huang Tianchou suspiciously: "Then I asked Xiao Jiu to dispose of this thing just now, why did it point at the black guy and then at himself, and waved his claws at me?" ”

"That's a chicken thief!" Huang Tianchou said: "Everyone knows that this thing stinks to death, with you, of course it doesn't do it himself." Don't look at this thing and listen to me like your grandson, if Xiao Jiu picks it up like this, it may not give face. This thing also knows who is soft and who is hard! ”

I sat next to Huang Tianchou and asked him, "When you were fighting today, you said that you were on me, so why am I still beaten so badly?" ”

"Where's the misery?" Huang Tianchou looked at me with slanted eyes, and asked rhetorically: "You fight five at a time, and you are not satisfied with this result?" Am I really omnipotent? I'm also limited in my abilities! ”

"Then what did you do then?" I asked, "Why didn't you and Xiao Jiu disappear after the fight?" ”

"Damn, I drunk Ye Peiling with bad intentions and beat you into a pig's head, can this matter be over like this?" Huang Tianchou said indignantly: "I can't lead Xiao Jiu to take revenge?" ”

"Revenge?" I asked him, "How did you two get revenge?" ”

"Don't worry about revenge, anyway, you know, those scum won't be able to trouble you for a while!" Huang Tian said proudly.

"What did you do with them?" I asked worriedly, "Nothing serious, right?" ”

Huang Tianchou smiled and said to me: "Anyway, the ambulance is here, whether you will die or not, it is certain that you will hurt your muscles and bones." Xiao Jiu and I lifted their car and went directly into the ditch, haha! ”

I nodded: "You deserve it!" ”

Then I sighed again and said to Huang Tianchou, "Why am I going to school tomorrow?" I didn't talk about going to the toilet and didn't come back from school, this one hurt ......"

I looked at Huang Tianchou with a wicked smile and asked, "Why don't I discuss something with you?" ”

Huang Tianchou immediately looked vigilant: "Damn, if you don't say it, I know what you think in your heart!" ”

I laughed "haha": "Then what are you waiting for, let's start!" ”

"You're so ruthless!" Huang Tianchou stood up helplessly: "Lie down and sleep!" I can't get you alive! ”

I snapped my fingers: "Turn off the lights!" ”

Smack - the lights are out!

The next morning, I was refreshed, got up from the sofa and stretched comfortably, all the pain of last night was gone, Huang Tian was sad and bruised, his face was swollen, and he sat on the chair in front of me with his legs crossed and dozed off.

There is only Xiao Jiu left on the bed, and Ye Peiling is gone!

What about people?! As soon as I stood up, I heard the sound of water coming from the toilet, and after a while, Ye Peiling, who was exhausted and had two dark circles under her eyes, walked out of the bathroom without makeup, and when she saw me, she frowned and scratched her head: "Wan Qian Shui?" Why are you? ”

"How much did you drink yesterday?" I frowned and asked, "Fragments, huh?" ”

Ye Peiling rolled her eyes and thought for a while: "I don't remember, I may have an impression!" ”

I gave a thumbs up: "You really can!" If Xiao Jiu hadn't asked me for help yesterday, you wouldn't know what the consequences would have been now! Do you know that yellow hair? ”

Ye Peiling patted her head: "Damn, I remembered, yesterday I was drinking with Huang Mao, what happened later?" What about them? ”

"Do you know they're not a good thing?" I said to Ye Peiling with some displeasure: "When I went, Huang Mao was pouring wine into your mouth!" ”

"Holy!" Ye Peiling heard this and scolded: "His uncle's yellow hair is dead, see how the old lady cleans him up!" ”

"I said, Sister Peiling, you look at a very quiet little girl, why are you so short-tempered." I said to her with a sad face: "Yesterday, it was fortunate that Xiao Jiu found me, otherwise...... You say! ”

Ye Peiling smiled at me embarrassedly: "Then I thank you." I didn't expect Xiao Jiu to be so interesting, and he knew how to blow the whistle! ”

"Don't go to that kind of place in the future, won't you?" I persuaded her: "Isn't youth so playful?" ”

"Cut!" Ye Peiling stroked her hair nonchalantly: "If I don't play in my youth, I'll wait until I'm seventy or eighty years old to play?" That's not fun, that's death! ”

"Yes, I won't listen to you!" I said to Ye Peiling: "I have to go out for morning exercises, you can take care of yourself!" With me this time, Xiao Jiu may not be able to find me next time. Sister Peiling, you are so self-conscious! The hotel has a free breakfast, and when you check out, remember to charge the front desk for a deposit, and I will go first! ”

"Hey, you'll be there!" Ye Peiling shouted to me: "How much is the house money and deposit, I'll give it to you!" ”

"No need!" I waved my hand: "I took it from your wallet!" ”

I took a taxi to the school and started to assemble in a queue. When I arrived panting, I saw the instructor looking at me with an iron face, and I thought to myself that the time to come will come!

Sure enough, a good morning exercise turned into my criticism meeting, and the instructor was angry. Yesterday I took leave to go to the toilet and never returned, the instructor thought I fell into the toilet, and called the instructors of other classes to take a flashlight and a bamboo pole together, and went to the toilet at night to play with Hola maggots with a big tail.

Finally, I called home and found out that I was celebrating someone else's birthday.

Before the school officially started, I was given a major demerit!

I looked up at the sky and said in my heart, why don't you have snowflakes?