Chapter 002: Helpless Girl
"A youkai caught me."
She replied with a bitter face, her expression and voice could be scored ninety, but it was too artificial. I've seen many really frightened women, but it's not like that.
"Why did he arrest you?"
Now that the conversation had begun, it was not easy to end it out of courtesy, so I continued to talk.
"He's going to eat me!"
The woman was frightened and said, "Please, kind sir, save me." The monster was boiling water, and he was about to come back, cut me into eight slices, put me in boiling water, and cook them, and ate them with peppercorns and ginger shallots, and dipped in human meat sauce! β
Oops, I know it so well, I even know what the youkai is doing, and I also know the recipe of this youkai clearly, it's amazing! Speaking of which, since I entered the Chaos Realm, I have not entered the grain, and all I have eaten is compressed biscuits and dry food.
Hearing her say this, my saliva flowed out, and I couldn't wait to go back immediately and find a hot pot restaurant to eat.
"What does that youkai look like?" I casually continued to ask, thinking about something else in my head.
"How can you do this, sir! Hurry up and get me down! β
Her eyebrows furrowed, and anger began to build up on that beautiful face. Tsk, what a lack of patience. Patience is a virtue, especially for those who make a living by cheating!
Of course, I'm not a liar.
"The youkai is coming back soon, but you're still leaving a beautiful, helpless, distressed girl tied to a stone and not moving."
The girl asked with a grumbling look in her eyes wide blinking.
What a "beautiful and helpless girl in distress"! I don't need to be reminded so much, and I know exactly what you are.
So, I said amiably, "Don't worry, how can such a big pot of water boil so easily?" And seeing that you've been tied up for so long, it's not a big deal to tie up a little longer...... What does he really look like? β
She pondered for a while, and then replied carefully, "It is a bull demon, he has long horns, eyes like brass bells, and hard hooves on his feet...... His skin was as black as charcoal...... All in all, very scary. β
Ha, it's terrible! The final summary is really just right, but it's a pity that the expression is not enough to match.
I smiled and responded, "It's scary, I'm afraid." Since he's coming back soon, I'd better run away. β
So, I turned around and walked back the way I came.
Behind him came the angry roar of a weak and helpless kind woman: "How can you be like this! Leave me here! β
Ahh It's really shivering with such a loud voice, and if you're pretending to be pathetic and cute now, maybe I'll turn back.
Without looking back, I replied, "It's simple, what's in it for me to help you?" β
She replied eagerly: "I will promise to be your wife, and I will kiss you deeply......!" β
And suck my soul out of my mouth? Forget it, thank you for not being sensitive. And girl, I thought you were all trained in human psychology.
"Girl, I'm not interested in your type." I laughed, and quickened my pace, quickly tossing her screams behind me.
It wasn't until her echo had also disappeared into the darkness that I stopped, looked around vigilantly, and rested.
It's dangerous, this place has never been safe, and it's too dangerous to cross this place alone without a group of heavily armed adventurers as companions.
In the Chaos Realm, there are all kinds of creatures, there are people, half-humans, ghosts, demons, and even demons!
These creatures are mixed together and live together as the natives of the Chaos Realm, you deceive me, and the weak eat the strong!
As for you asking me, why are there so many living beings in such a chaotic zone, shouldn't there be only the three realms of heaven, earth, and earth?
Then you couldn't be more wrong!
The Chaos Realm is the origin of the souls of all living beings, and this is a very simple arithmetic problem!
We have heard of the cycle of life and death, but we have also heard of the soul being scattered, and there is no transcendence in eternity.
In the cycle of life and death, one life consumes one soul, which is an equal cycle of energy conservation.
Although the probability of occurrence is not large, but after tens of millions of years of accumulation, the soul consumed is also a very considerable number, and there are always many good people who are killed and bad people who do evil in the world.
In the long run, where did those consumed souls come from, this is it, born in this chaotic realm.
The soul that has just been born is called the Yuan Spirit, which only has a weak soul power and does not have any consciousness, and it drifts in the chaotic realm with gusts of yin wind, and after thousands of years of evolution, it has evolved into various forms.
The vast majority of the primordial spirits turned into souls and were sent to the underworld for reincarnation, while some of the powerful primordial spirits evolved into entities, turned into demons, demons, or half-humans, and lived forever in the chaotic realm.
The so-called half-humans, similar to the people of the yang world, but not all, they do not go through reincarnation, nor are they born from the blood of their father, sperm and mother, although they are similar to human beings, but they have many abilities that humans do not have, otherwise in this chaotic world where the weak eat the strong, they will not survive at all, or they can only become slaves of other powerful creatures!
The innkeeper who spent the night with me last night was a half-human, and the kind girl just now, according to my deduce, was a succubus!
Of course, this kind of demon is relatively weak, and if I really meet a guy with black horns, I'm afraid they will eat me directly with human meat sauce.
No, let's retreat first!.
I remember that another philosopher once said, "A husband of great stature can grow up quickly, and then shorten it immediately if necessary." β
I don't remember exactly who said it, but it's better to run away quickly.
I trotted all the way in the dark, but luckily I didn't get lost, and the direction must have been in the direction of the sun.
Soon I was about to see the light of day again, and after I felt that I had run far enough, I relaxed my hands and feet and slowed down, although I am an onmyoji, I am not a long-distance runner.
Unaffected by the experience, I walked along the passages with a light pace and humming a song. Untilβ
Until I heard screams again.
The voice is still the same sweet, and even the content of the call has not changed.
"It's really tough."
I muttered, ignoring the screams and moving on. Then, in this dimly lit passage, I happened to meet another "beautiful and helpless girl in distress."
This time, the girl had pointed ears, fair skin, golden hair like honey, and was dressed in an emerald green elven costume.
As a native succubus, have you ever read Western literature? Otherwise, how can you understand the appearance of elves?
Either way, it's clear that now is not the time to care about these details.
She fell to the ground indecently, one ankle trapped in a terrible trap, but there was no bloodshed. She looked at me with a sad face, and said the same thing in a different voice than before: "Please, help me." β
Mmmm, what a bad script that makes people cry! A poor elf girl accidentally stepped on a trap thrown here by an unknown heartless hunter on the avenue in broad daylight, just waiting for a good Samaritan to come to her rescue.
Wait, it's just a dimly lit tunnel, what hunter would come here to put a trap?
In addition, I would like to add that in Western literature, the forest races are known for their shrewdness and hunting skills, and even traps placed in dark corners are difficult to hide from their eyes, let alone on the pavement of this platform, there is not even a camouflage.
The most disrespectful thing is that I haven't even changed my lines, Miss, do you think I'm a goblin kobold?
Changed her image, probably she thought I was an elf controller - well, I did control it once, but since I didn't play World of Warcraft, I haven't controlled it anymore.
- I'm not interested in elves anymore anyway.
In short, for an onmyoji who can break into the chaos realm alone, she still has to take a lot of trouble in choosing a role.
I looked at her impatiently, and forgot to salute - in fact, I had already bowed, and there was no need to do it again when I looked back, right? - Out of politeness, I still took the initiative to speak: "Girl, what do you want me to do for you?" β
When she saw the play, she was overjoyed, and hurriedly and eagerly shouted: "Kind sir, let me loosen the ties!" β
β¦β¦ Speechless, miss, did you drop your brain into the ground?
I can't wait to get along with each other now and show her how to deceive people in person.
In the Chaos Realm, succubi are known for being good at seduction and deception, and she is simply an alternative!
She saw that my expression was wrong before she realized that she had told her the truth, covered her mouth, and changed her words: "No, no, it's to open this thing quickly!" β
"Sorry, I'm in a hurry." I think it's an insult to my IQ to look at her any more and move on without her.
"Sir, don't you like this type?" Left behind, she asked in a loud voice.
I replied nonchalantly, "Elves and humans, I'm tired of it." β
She asked hopefully, "What about the half-demon?" What about female ghosts? Or orcs! β
I felt sick and yelled back, "I don't like it at all!" β
She asked aggrievedly, "Are you sick?" β
I was shocked by the tiger's body and pulled my hair hard. God, if I have a physical defect, how many innocent girls have to die of martyrdom!
If I hadn't known her identity for a long time, and she was a real female elf, I would have let her know how wrong she was!
So I didn't even bother to answer and went straight on.
This time I deliberately increased my cadence, but the direction was to walk back, anyway, if I went further, I would meet her again, and I decided to fool her in terms of IQ.
The question is whether the other party has an IQ or not?
I was going to get out of the passage and head back to the nearest town before she caught up with me.
Although the rules of the Chaos Realm are chaotic, a world can be formed, and some rules are still there, and in the town, at least there will be no danger to life!
Endure it all night, wait for this idiot succubus to lose patience, and it's not too late to leave tomorrow, it's a big deal to starve for one night!
If I don't mind eating those scabies toads, I don't have to!
My life is so noble that it should not be spent on such a simple scam.
It's a pity that God doesn't fulfill people's wishes, maybe this is the so-called fate. I had barely walked out of the passageway, and before I had reached two miles, I heard the same scream again.