017 I think you're cute
"Ahh I started screaming 0.01 seconds after I fell, and I felt strongly that I was jumping off a building to commit suicide, and everything was beyond control. That unprecedented fear took over my whole body and mind, I was helpless, hopeless, scared, lonely...... I seem to be infinitely approaching hell, and death is coming to pick me up.
The dead man named Ah Fei was completely murdered.
The feeling of weightlessness came flooding over, and my heart was so uncomfortable and desperate. My mind went completely blank, I couldn't control it at all, and I screamed heartbreakingly...... The color around me seems to be green, but it doesn't seem to be, and I seem to have my eyes open, but it doesn't seem to be.
After a moment of trance, the person came to his senses, and there was a clear blue sea below, which rapidly expanded in the field of vision, and when the blue color took up almost the entire field of vision, the descent stopped, and then a great force pulled me up again......
In the process of pulling up for the first time, the emotions began to explode again, and the body was extremely uncomfortable, especially the node of the transition from overweight to weightlessness, and the critical point where the person was bounced to the highest point and fell again, I think the two most terrible processes. The body is manipulated by rubber bands and the gravitational pull of the earth, and it is completely unable to control its emotions and body. I remembered that I should have done a pose, but I couldn't do anything about it.
In the process of falling again, I began to relieve my fear, and I had the ability to pay attention to my surroundings, the sea in front of me, and the green mountains in the distance. There were a lot of people watching halfway up the mountain, but none of them I knew. They were exclaiming, and another fool became their scenery in this second.
After that, the process is very relaxed, one of the most terrible has passed, the bounce is getting smaller and gentler, and the body has adapted to switch between overweight and weightlessness. I remembered that I was going to pose again, so I spread my hands out, crossed my legs, and made a big pose.
Eventually, the bands stopped bouncing and I was dangling in mid-air, and I felt a little bit free......
When I landed on the boat and was unloaded by the staff, Ah Fei was already waiting here. He smiled like a good show and asked, "How is it, beauty, is it exciting?" ”
Before I could fully recover from the fright just now, I looked up and came into contact with his gloating face, and I couldn't help but scold: "You bastard, if I have a knife in my hand, believe it or not, I'll kill you right away?" "Yes, if he were my boyfriend, I wouldn't hesitate to break up.
"Ha, let's get rid of your anger first, did you come back alive and unharmed? Someone pushes you to know how good you really are. As he spoke, he took out something similar to a small award certificate and handed it to me, "This is the 'Brave Certificate' issued to you by the Bungee Jumping Recreation Center, keep it as a souvenir." ”
At a glance, the certificate reads: Ms. Bai Shenshen, who has passed the 75-meter height bungee jump test at the ×× Bungee Recreation Center, pays tribute to the brave ×× the Bungy Recreation Center, and this certificate is hereby issued!
Although this kind of thing is just for entertainment, just for entertainment, I saw him give me such a thing seriously, and I instantly felt quite happy, and my "hatred" for him began to plummet. I sighed and shook my head: "People like you must be cheap to a certain level...... So much so that I thought you were cute. ”
"Cute?" He deliberately glanced at me, "As a pure man, I don't like this word very much, so change it to a nice one." ”
"Do you want it to sound good? No! ”
With that, I ignored his inch, picked up my bag and walked towards the exit.
Anyway, it's time to play and it's time to part ways with him.
He quickly caught up and walked side by side with me again, chatting without words: "I was thinking, you must have greeted all the eighteen generations of my ancestors in mid-air just now?" ”
I glanced at him: "It seems that you have played tricks on others, you seem to be very cool and have a special sense of accomplishment,"
He smiled cheaply: "You won't really be angry, will you?" Then I solemnly apologize to you, I'm sorry! You see, I'm such a stupid person, for the sake of a momentary refreshment, I even tease women, and I don't have the heart to pity the jade at all, otherwise I wouldn't be a poor single dog! ”
It turns out that he is single?
I ignored him, and he continued to whisper in my ear: "Nowadays, many men, when getting along with girls, the routine is called a deep, which is not something that an honest man like me can understand, so I can only follow the sex...... If there is something offended, please don't worry too much about Miss Bai. ”
"You're an honest man?" I glanced at him and said, "Look at you, every cell in your body is full of cunning!" ”
"Oh? You see me all over my body? Sharp-eyed! ”
Being teased by him again, I said angrily, "Get out! ”
"Don't be like this, I don't think you look like a woman who can't make jokes, why bother with me?"
"Hey, we've only known each other for a long time, why do you think I can joke around?!"
"yes, I haven't known each other for long, don't you also have a preconceived idea that I am 'full of cunning in every cell of my body'."
I was choked instantly.
Looking at him again, I unhurriedly clasped my hands in front of my chest: "Let's be straight, at this pace, are you still going to have dinner with me, and then open a room or something after that?" ”
His eyes flashed, obviously not expecting me to ask such a question: "Hehe, I didn't expect that Miss Bai was so open-minded, and I, an honest man, said that I was frightened. ”
"Take your flam tongue to the other girls......" I glared at him again and turned to leave.
"Wait." He followed in a few big strides, and suddenly became very serious, "Okay, Miss Bai, I won't make these nutritious jokes with you." You see, didn't we get along quite happily at first, repairing cars together, eating together, and going bungee jumping together, since we were so fateful, we left a good impression on each other. If there's something that makes you uncomfortable, just laugh it off. After all, there are many men like me who have accosted you, and after today, you may not remember me. ”
I nodded, and said lightly, "yes." Don't worry, I'm a very open-minded person, and I won't put these little things at ease. ”
He smiled, said nothing, and said goodbye to me, walking towards another exit A.
When I walked to Exit B of this bungee jumping amusement center, I was a little worried, because this was originally a tourist attraction, far away from the city, the entire parking lot was private cars and tourist buses, there were few buses and taxis, and there were many people. If you want to take public transport, you have to wait in line for at least an hour.
Hey, I haven't crowded the bus for several years, and it's really inconvenient to have no car.
When I was helplessly about to go to the queue, I heard someone next to me honk the car horn a few times, as if to greet me. I subconsciously looked back and saw a large SUV appear in front of my eyes, with Ah Fei who had just left sitting in the driver's seat. He smiled at me and said, "Hey, beauty, don't wait, get in my car!" ”
I was a little confused and stared at him blankly.
But in just a few minutes, where did he find an SUV?
"What are you doing, come up! With so many people, when do you have to get in line? ”
I didn't think much of it and walked towards his car. The people in line next to me threw strange glances at me, and I was uncomfortable, as if I was vain, and when I heard a man shouting, I got into his car, and I was not afraid of being unsafe?
"This ...... What's going on? I got into the passenger seat and couldn't help but ask him.
He slowly started the car to get around the crowd and explained: "A friend of mine has a car and asked him to pick me up temporarily. ”
"What about your friends? Doesn't he go along? I looked at him suspiciously.
"He's going to do something nearby, and I'll be back tomorrow."
"Oh."
I was really tired today, so I didn't say anything more, and generously sat in his car and went home. Because he happened to be passing by my house, he decided to take me downstairs as a matter of course. Probably he was tired too, and for the next long time, I didn't talk to him very much, and then we both fell silent. He was intently driving, and I was drowsy on my phone for a while.
There was a traffic jam on the road and a long distance, and it took about two hours to reach the outside of my community. It was seven o'clock in the evening, and it was getting dark.
"Thank you for taking me home." As I spoke, I pulled out a hundred-dollar bill from my wallet and handed it to him, "This is your fare, hard work." You should go back early. ”
He didn't take my bill, and said with some displeasure: "You really think of me as a taxi driver?" ”
"No, don't get me wrong." I said solemnly, "Look, it's a few tens of kilometers to drive here, so I have to pay for the fuel to you." I don't like to owe favors, let alone ...... We don't know each other. ”
"Huh." He laughed again, but this time it was a sneer.
"Okay," he said seemingly happily as he took my money, laughing at himself, "after all, my profession is a driver, and I am used to receiving money from customers, so there is no reason to refuse your share." Throwing the red bill casually in front of the car window, he took out another fifty yuan bill and gave it to me, "This is fifty for you, since it is the fare, I will naturally come according to the market price, and I will not charge you an extra cent." ”
"Oh." I took the fifty dollars he was looking for.
"Anything else to say?" He glanced at me with his peripheral vision.
"It's gone."
"Then get out of the car." The tone was like an eviction order.
Knowing that he was angry, I was bored for a while, and wanted to organize a few words of comfort in my heart, but I felt that we would never see each other again in the future, so why bother talking such nonsense? So I pushed the car door open and went down. When I turned around and tried to say "bye-bye" politely, his car was already quickly starting and turning...... I took the words back.
Come to think of it, he was also the only man I had ever accosted without asking for my contact information.
Maybe he was really bored to spend so much time with a strange woman like me, and never thought about what story to have with me?