The next morning, the sun rose as usual, and the final result of yesterday's conversation with my master and sixth uncle could only be unhappy.

They didn't expect to lose control of me because I wanted them to recognize the partnership between us. After all, no one wants to be used as a gun.

My mother used to put on incense in the morning, but she didn't expect that the incense couldn't be lit.

"What's wrong with this incense?" My mother looked over and over with the incense in confusion, but didn't see anything wrong.

"My sons are back, what incense do you still burn?" My dad said on the side: "Maybe it's the old fairy who asked our son to go to the incense." ”

When my mom heard it, she thought it made sense. So he handed me the incense and said to me, "Son, go and go up!" Let's see if the old fairy misses you. ”

I smiled helplessly, it's strange that this incense can be lit. This is Tangying is angry with me, a little fairy of the snake family doesn't know who instructed him, he ran out and spit on the incense, and the black mucus poured the incense tightly.

I broke the incense where it was stained with the saliva of the little fairy of the snake family, and then passed it with a lighter, and the incense was quickly lit.

My mother watched me break off the incense stick, looked stunned, and asked me, "Is it really damp?" Do I need to take the balcony to dry the incense barrel? ”

"No, you don't." I said to my mother, "If I go again, you won't have to incense me." ”

"Why?" My mother was puzzled and asked, "Since it has been erected for others, how can you say that it doesn't matter?" Isn't that right? ”

"It's okay!" I smiled at my mom and said, "I have it in my heart, and I have it in my body!" ”

I put the incense in the censer and bowed three times. Three Huang Xian'er suddenly ran out of the camp, and after seeing me, they said with a cold face: "The sect leader has an order, and he is not subject to the incense of his younger brother." Offended! ”

After saying that, the row of incense roots I had just inserted was broken.

My face sank.

My mom and my dad were looking at me with smiles on their faces, but the sudden sign frightened both of them and quickly asked me what was wrong.

Without saying a word, I cleaned up the incense table, pulled out the incense roots, wrapped them in yellow paper with the broken incense, and put them in the drawer under the offering table.

"You kid, what's wrong, talk quickly." My mother was in a hurry and asked me, "Is there anything bad?" I was worried when I couldn't light the incense just now, but don't do anything. But when I thought that you were back, there should be nothing, so why did this happen? ”

My dad also asked, "yes, what's going on, let me and your mother worry about you?" ”

"What's the matter, what are you asking me to say?" I reluctantly said to them: "Isn't it just fried fragrant, and if you are in a bad mood, you will fry it." ”

My mother was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why are you in a bad mood?" Are you in a bad mood or is the old fairy in a bad mood? ”

"Do you need to ask?" My dad said on the side: "It must be that my son came back today, you didn't make a big offering to the old fairy, and the old fairy took care of it!" Why don't you go out and buy it yet! ”

"Oooh!" My mother hurriedly responded, and unbuttoned her apron to change her clothes and go out as she promised.

Let me stop them and say, "What do you want if you don't have a festival?" It's not like that, it's with me. You don't have to worry, I know my own cousin. ”

"What did you do wrong?" My father's eyes suddenly became fierce: "Is it all ill-gotten wealth that you have earned with your mouth?" I didn't have a bottom in my heart last night, and I didn't sleep all night, so I thought it was unsafe for you to do this business now, and something really happened, right? ”

"Don't you guess?" I said to my dad, "It's complicated to talk about this. ”

"That's what I have to say!" My mom glared at me and shouted.

I can't hide from it, but if I tell the truth, they obviously can't accept the fact that their son has become Lei Zhenzi. I can't accept such a mysterious thing that the entire Northeast Earth Immortal Realm wants to change the sky. So after thinking about it, I made up a lie and told them, "It's because I didn't put on the incense when I came back yesterday." ”

"Look at it, don't blame the old fairy for picking on it. How long have you been gone, and you didn't say anything about giving people incense when you came back. My dad said, "Say something nice to your old fairies, so that they don't get angry, you know it's wrong." ”

"I said it just now, and they will forgive me." I smiled and said, "The old fairy is actually the same as us, and it makes sense to be angry and have a coax." That's a lot of no identity, so you don't have to worry about it, I'll just put on the incense again at night. ”

"Then I'd better go out and buy something to offer!" My mother said, "The right is to apologize to the old fairy." ”

"You don't have to go, you don't know what to buy! I'll go! I went back to the house, changed my clothes, and said to my mother, "Don't wait for me at noon." I may be eating out. ”

"It's so unclean outside, do you know what materials they use?" My mom chattered endlessly, so I quickly put on my shoes and ran away, and if I didn't leave, she would give me an example.

The style of the cities in the north and south is not at all different. The southern city is as graceful and beautiful as an elegant ink painting. The north is rugged and atmospheric. I'm used to drinking Erguotou, and I must feel sweet and delicious when I taste sake coldly, but if you want to say it, it must be Erguotou.

When Wang Jiao was there, I thought that I had been corrupted into a moth by the luxury life of capitalism, and I would definitely not be used to it if I went home. But when I set foot on the northern land again, I didn't have any thoughts at all.

Walking on the street, looking at Miss Bao and the small advertisement for the certificate, I felt steady. Crossing the street and competing for a chance to survive with a fake car running a red light, not to mention how exciting it is.

Saying that buying things is just an excuse, and I am too depressed to stay at home with that lifeless appearance. Just imagine that there are hundreds of immortal families with gloomy faces in the family, who can catch their breath?

Just as I was wandering aimlessly, a figure suddenly flashed out of the corner of my eye, which immediately attracted my attention.

Not because she was wearing a miniskirt on a cold day, but because she had a weird aura on her.

Since I have been closed for more than three months, I have an additional ability to passively detect special power fluctuations. The hot girl who just emerged from my peripheral vision had clearly piqued my interest with her unique eerie aura.

This woman's ...... How strange is that?

She is strange because she feels bad about me. The way the power fluctuates is a bit like my fairy family, and a bit like my big rooster. In short, the difference with people is quite big.

So out of curiosity, I quietly followed.

A hot girl is a hot girl, taking me around the mall, and several times I have no sense of direction around her, but she can find the right way out. This is the talent of a beautiful woman, and I can't compare. They have a natural instinct for complex terrain, where they have come and where they haven't, where the dress is being sold in which store, and what the price is. This information doesn't need to be memorized, they can really remember it.

Finally turned out of the mall, the hot girl walked all the way and led me to a sparsely populated alley, then turned around and looked at me with a sneer: "After following me for so long, if you don't do it, I'll be home." ”

This is a hint that I don't have a "flat" roar when I see the road, and I will shoot when I should shoot?

My little heart pounded, and then I ran for a big wave of babes......

"Handsome guy, you shouldn't want to date here, right?" When the hot girl saw me approaching, her eyes were like silk, and the 360V current broke through the quasi-insulating medium of air and rushed towards me.

Fortunately, my brother also plays with electricity, so can he be afraid of this?

I'm worried that I won't be able to resist giving her a show of eyeball discharge, and then blowing up someone's house.

"Beauty, can you ask a question?" I asked her with a smile.

The hot girl looked me up and down and said, "It's not a good question to ask here, is it?" ”

"Why isn't it appropriate to ask here?" I looked around in wonder, there was no one, and smiled and said to her, "Then where do you say you should go and ask?" ”

"Go to Lao Tzu Taoist Temple!!" An old, extremely arrogant voice almost startled me, and suddenly a large ball of blue flew down from the second floor on my left, and I hurriedly dodged it.

"Ouch! Fuck me! "That mass of things didn't seem to be able to put down the landing gear when it landed, and a goose that had been a good flat sand fell turned into a vicious dog pounced, grabbing the ground with his head and almost making me think that he was looking for a short-sightedness.

"Oh, Master, you're all right!" Seeing this, the hot girl hurriedly ran over, grabbed the old man in a Taoist robe who was about to roll over before the show, and helped him up from the ground.

The old man is really resistant to falling! It's all fallen like this, and I didn't even scratch the skin, and I thought it was going to be at least broken! It can be seen that this person must be extremely thick-skinned!

"Holy shit, what game do you play?" I looked at this strange combination of old and young in amazement and asked, "I didn't do anything!" ”

"Demon, look at Lao Tzu who has taken you!" The old man couldn't help but say, and rushed over directly, but he didn't expect that the high heels of the hot girl who had just lifted him up stepped on his ill-fitting robe, and the old man instantly lost his balance again, and was about to slap flat on the ground, I immediately closed my eyes, I couldn't bear to look at it directly......

Just as my eyes were about to close, the old man suddenly stopped at an angle of more than 45 degrees as if he were defying gravity, and struck me with a palm.

Depend on! I was deceived by this old man! He's acting! Deliberately distract me!

A flash of fire struck, but I felt a familiar power.

With a bang, the firelight hit my body, and the old man laughed triumphantly.

I exclaimed in surprise: "Palm Thunder?!" ”

"Huh?" The old man was suddenly a little dazed, and exclaimed: "Good ability, I was hit by Lao Tzu's palm thunder and didn't have anything?" Apprentice, help the teacher! ”

"Hmm!" The hot girl answered, her body turned, and her two eyes suddenly electrocuted me.

What the fuck? Charm!

This woman is really not human!

While she seduced me, I also saw her prototype clearly, this guy was a fox. Unlike Hu Feixue, she is not a fairy god, but a fox spirit who has transformed into a human, which can also be called a demon.

It's a rarity. Can there still be vixens now? No way! Zongju clearly stipulated that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the beasts who cultivated immortals were not allowed to become essences, which suddenly made many spirits who took this road lose the meaning of living, and the road turned black, I didn't expect this old Taoist priest to pick up such a treasure?

In the past, when I read and talked about Zhai Zhiwei, most of the heroines in the book were fox spirits, and they turned into women to hook up with readers. At that time, I wondered, are female foxes smart, why do fox spirits refer to women?

Later, I learned that in fact, no matter whether the male or female fox becomes a human, when it becomes a human, it will choose to transform into a woman, which is conducive to survival, which indirectly proves that throughout the ages, this world is a world of faces. It's just that the scholars and poor boys who are kept in the dark are suffering, and the love between humans and beasts is just that, and it is very likely to be same-sex humans and beasts...... It's so beautiful that I can't even look at it!

The moment I was seduced, the old man slapped me a few more times, without exception, all of them were palm thunder.

This old man doesn't have the eyesight to see it, I know that I can't hide from this thing, it's okay to stand and chop me raw, and he blushes and keeps MJ's classic tilt with a thick neck, and I work hard here, it's really annoying.

I wanted to teach him a lesson, but I was worried that the masses who didn't know the truth would say that I was bullying the elderly. If you have the heart to ignore him, it still makes me really troubled, and the onlookers will also feel that they are really angry, and they are only beaten and do not fight back, which is unpleasant!

I'm embarrassed!

In fact, I think too much, how can there be a crowd in this ghost alley! Some are just vixens, old men and me.

The old man is the main attacker, and the vixen assists. I stood still, so tired.

The vixen probably saw that his master's trick was really of limited use to me, so he reminded him loudly: "Master, the idea is piercing, let's talk about the wind?" ”

Damn, this was made before the founding of the People's Republic of China, right? The black words of the dreadlocks are all out?

I smiled and said to the vixen, "The plate is not stepped on, and the hanging is not smashed." If you just talk like this, your face will be on your cheeks! ”

The vixen didn't say anything when he heard me, but the old man blushed. I don't know if I'm tired or I'm really embarrassed.

I filled my body with the power of thunder and lightning in an instant, and the blue arc of lightning slashed across my body, directly neutralizing the flaming palm thunder that the old man had struck at me without a trace.

The old man's eyes widened for a moment, his body stood upright, and he exclaimed, "You are from the Divine Thunder Sect?" ”

After speaking, the old man waved his hand at the fox spirit: "Apprentice assistant, let him go for the time being, wait for me to ask clearly, so as not to rush to the Dragon King Temple......"