"Don't stop, I'm not the Dragon King Temple, and you can only draw a map on the mattress." I smiled and said to the old man.

This sentence suddenly made the old man who had just stood up messy in the wind in an instant, and looked at me with unkind eyes: "Demon, you are really arrogant, do you really think that Lao Tzu can't help you?" ”

"Uncle, aren't we going to play?" I said to him helplessly: "I just look at a beautiful woman, as for you?" ”

"Humph! Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. The old man shouted: "I've been eyeing you for a long time, I deliberately asked my apprentice to lure you into the bait, since they have all come, do you still want to leave?" You don't take me seriously either! ”

I was stunned by the old man's ruffianism, and blurted out to him, "Then what do you mean?" ”

"Smack!" The old man clapped his hands like the boss of the black club, and the originally empty alley instantly erupted with a strong demonic aura, which made me goosebumps pour out like a mountain of mountains.

The windows on the left and right floors were pushed open, and all kinds of beautiful women appeared in the windows, and I immediately understood the true meaning of what the old man said, this is indeed not a place where you can walk if you want to......

I waited for a long time, but no one came out and grabbed my arm and said to me, "Big brother, come in and play?" ”

"Humph!" The old man smiled proudly: "Scared, right? ”

I nodded and said to the old man, "Uncle, let me go." I really don't have much money on me! ”

"Bastard, I don't rob money!" The old man said angrily: "What do you think of Lao Tzu?" ”

"Uncle, isn't it said that wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and the color is a steel knife that scrapes bones?" I said to the old man with a bitter face, "Are you going to chop me alive?" ”

"When you die, you're still so poor, it seems that Lao Tzu can't cross you." As soon as the old man turned around, he pulled out a whisk from his wide sleeve as if by magic, and it was not a mortal thing at first glance.

I frowned, how could I have somehow provoked such an old madman today?

The old man took out the dust, threw it at me, and shouted, "Girls! ”

"Yes!" Qi brushed and responded to the old man.

I was in a cold sweat, and I was really worried that the next sentence of this old man shouted: "Good life is waiting for ......"

"Kill!" The old man doesn't play his cards according to the routine!

"Yes!" There was another delicate shout, and I only felt that the sky was dark, as if a hundred birds were rushing towards the phoenix, and they all rushed towards me.

It would be nice if there was no murderous spirit, the ultimate dream of a man, the general feeling of being an emperor......

It's a pity that all of them are full of murderous intent, and they all seem to want to kill me on the spot.

In the face of so many beauties, I really hesitated to let me destroy the flowers. So I came directly to the wind and thunder and hid my figure.

The beauties pounced, but they didn't mess up. The old man in charge of the command shook off the dust: "Fence up!" ”

Bang bang - the beauties are on tiptoe, showing their skills, and laying a net in the alley.

I was still in a state of confusion until this time, these guys are not ordinary people at first glance, and the looming fluctuations on their bodies are similar to those of the vixen, and they seem to be changed by the goblins.

But this old man is an authentic human being, an old man with a group of goblins, what the hell is this for? Why are you still eyeing me?

The old man looked full of confidence, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he shouted into the air: "Demon, still not showing up?" Do you want me to set up a great array of fire and thunder and blast you out? ”

To be honest, I was a little tempted when I heard that he could set up a fire and thunder array. The little heart trembled, I want to ask him for advice, try whether his fire and thunder array is powerful or my Xuan Thunder Prison is more fierce, as for the Nine Heavens Thunder Punishment, I don't think it is suitable to be used on the earth, if this is discovered by the spy satellite, I still think we are conducting a nuclear test! No, how can there be a nuclear explosion test in a city? Spy satellites don't think we're in a nuclear attack, right?

The most suspicious thing is that the three fat men missed again!

I shudder at the thought of such serious consequences, and if I am not careful, I will have an international dispute. Don't use the ultimate indiscriminately!

When the old man saw that I had not shown up, he shouted: "Disciples! ”

"Yes!"

"Don't have it!" I withdrew from the wind and thunder, showed my figure, and said to the old man: "Uncle, what are you going to do, just say it!" Even if you want to arrest me, you have to have a valid reason, or you won't be a roadblocker? ”

The old man yelled at me righteously: "The evil devil is outside, everyone will be punished!" ”

"Don't mess with your hats." I glared at the old man with slanted eyes: "Let's pick and choose!" ”

“……”

When the old man heard me say this, his face immediately darkened: "Demon cub, you are really arrogant!" ”

"I said uncle! Are you my own uncle? I was upset by the old man's "demon" on the left and "demon cub" on the right, and said to him, "Which eye of yours has seen me fall into the devil?" Aren't you still afraid that the flood will wash away the Dragon King Temple just now? How can you change your face faster than pressing the HOME button now? ”

"Are you really going to be my old man?" The old man pointed to my chest and said, "You dare to swagger through the market, why don't you dare to admit your identity?" ”

I looked down and I rubbed! The Dark Day Rulai Pendant I wore casually was actually used as a status symbol by the old man.

Thinking back to yesterday when my master and sixth uncle also quarreled with me over this thing, I was speechless. What kind of trick did I provoke someone, isn't this just an ordinary pendant? What's wrong with me?

I explained to the old man helplessly: "Uncle, what does this mean?" Just a decoration! ”

"Decoration?" The old man's eyes rolled: "In this case, how about you give it to me, and I will let you go?" ”

"The beauty you want!" I rolled my eyes at him, and he took me for a fool? Not to mention that there is a stone heart on it, I can't throw it away. Let's just say that this is the first gift Wang Jiao gave me, and I can't just give it to an old man I don't know.

The old man sneered: "What? Didn't you say it was for decoration? What about giving it to Lao Tzu? Or you make a price, and Lao Tzu doesn't frown! ”

"Give me 200 million, this thing is yours!" I said with a sneer.

The old man said angrily: "To what extent is your moat, and what is worth 200 million for you to use as decorations?" ”

I winked at the old man and asked, "Have you watched "Journey to the West"?" ”

The old man was so angry that he almost wanted to go wild, but when he heard me ask this, he was stunned for a moment, and looked at me with puzzled eyes, as if he was wondering what kind of medicine was sold in my gourd.

"Yes, what's wrong?" In the end, he answered my questions truthfully.

"Remember when Guanyin transformed Xuanzang, did he become an old monk?" I smiled and said to the old man: "Those who are destined for the purple gold bowl and the hundred treasure robes will not take a penny, and those who are not destined will not sell their daughters!" Don't you know that? ”

"Little calf, you actually made such a big detour to humiliate Lao Tzu?" After hearing this, the old man didn't hesitate at all, and went straight away, and even said the truth: "Grab it for Lao Tzu!! ”

"Fuck your uncle. I already saw that you were robbed! I shouted, Tianwei Thunder Protector appeared, the thunder armor instantly draped all over the body, and those beautiful fairies who had been rushing at me retreated when they saw this, and they no longer wanted to fight with me in close combat.

All kinds of spells are soaring, I shake my hands and it's a Xuanlei Prison, damn it, whether this is next to the pedestrian street or not, these guys obviously want to cut Lao Tzu's path, and if they don't show some real skills, they really think I'm HelloKitty!

Since absorbing the Nine Heavenly Thunderbolts, my Thunderbolt spells have changed slightly. It may be caused by the change in the source of power, after all, the two qi of yin and yang have become colorful thunder, not to mention that these spells are more refined, and the color has become dazzling.

Xuanlei Hell is a large-scale indiscriminate attack, while trying not to damage the surrounding buildings, I also accurately aim at every beautiful woman who rushes at me, one person is rewarded with a heavenly thunder, and the rest of the dozens, I generously packed, all of them were given to the old man.

At the moment when the thunder and lightning were about to hit them, a Xuantie Broadsword flew through the air and was directly inserted in the middle of the alley, the Xuanlei Prison happened to erupt at this time, all the thunder and lightning were attracted by the Xuantie, and the silver snake in the sky turned into a giant dragon and directly impacted the Xuantie Broadsword, a sad cry came from the Xuantie Knife, and after the loud bang, the Xuanlei Prison was broken, and the Xuantie Prison was also destroyed and broken into two.

There are even ambushes of reservists around! No way!

It's good that this big knife is for saving people, but if it's for killing...... I'm really a little unsure of whether my lightning armor can defend against this purely physical attack.

As if attracted by the sound of the explosion, I keenly heard a large number of people running towards me without knowing the truth.

The old man, who was frightened by my thunderous momentum, obviously also noticed this, looked at me with sharp eyes, and shouted: "Do you dare to change places with Lao Tzu?" ”

"Don't go!" I don't want to have any more entanglements with him. I was originally curious about the power fluctuations of the hot girl, but I didn't expect to cause such a big trouble.

I'm going to go with him again, so won't I have enough to eat? Being able to ambush so many goblins as apprentices already shows this old man's ability. In particular, he may have arranged a reserve waiting for me to show his flaws, if I take the liberty of following up, then I will really joke with the gift given to me by Wang Jiao.

So I didn't hesitate to turn him down.

The old man didn't seem to expect me to refuse him, after all, it was I who had the upper hand in that blow just now. According to common sense, I should take advantage of the victory at this time.

"If you don't come, I'll harass you every day." The old man moved out of his housekeeping skills and played a scoundrel: "I think you can escape to the ends of the earth?" ”

"Uncle, I've served you!" I was completely defeated by him: "You lead the way!" ”

The old man sneered proudly, turned around and shouted, "Follow me!" ”

I thought that there would be a lot of beauties with me, but I didn't expect that only the vixen hot girl from before would follow, and the rest of the beauties changed to another temperament in an instant, and several of them were quite neutral and transformed into handsome guys.

The originally empty alley suddenly had a group of handsome guys and beauties hanging out, and the shops with closed doors around it also flew up, and in a blink of an eye, this small alley changed its appearance.

This discovery almost scared the hell out of me. Could it be that this place has been taken over by goblins?

Don't look at the old man's age, his legs and feet are really fast. It's not much better than the big shift of shape-shifting. Interspersed in the bustling downtown area, no one could see his shadow, at most he felt that there was a gust of wind blowing somewhere.

I cast the wind and thunder behind me, and effortlessly incarnated in the wind left behind the old man when he ran wild, and followed him for half an hour, and came to a place on a barren mountain that was barely called a Taoist temple.

The reason why it is reluctant is because there is really no other Taoist temple as magnificent and atmospheric, it is simply a small farmhouse courtyard. A sign was hung with three big characters written on it - Wind and Dust View.

It's really special enough, so many female apprentices, this shouldn't be an extremely hidden place for special services, right?

The old man finally stopped, panting and looking at me next to me, his eyes were full of shock, and he couldn't help but admire: "Good ability, I have been following for so long, and I don't even take a breath." ”

"Oh, I've always been taken away by you." I smiled at the old man: "So I'm not tired!" ”

The old man's face suddenly turned pale, and then pale.

His lips squirmed for a long time, and his nostrils snorted coldly: "Then I want to thank you for not taking the opportunity to hack me!" ”

"Don't dare!" I said truthfully: "If I swoop out to you, won't your beautiful apprentices eat me alive?" ”

"They're no match for you!" The old man said with an unkind look.

"It's not an opponent, I don't need to make an enmity with you, do I?" I said to the old man, "You have to rob me of something." It's not like I'm going to rob you, you'd better figure this out! ”

"Lao Tzu robbed you of something?" The old man sneered: "The spiritual treasure of the world is inhabited by virtuous people, you are an evil demon, and you are not worthy of wearing the heart of heaven and stone!" ”

"Yo roar, you're quite knowledgeable!" I didn't know what the material of this dark day was coming from, I thought it was an ordinary alloy that was old, but yesterday I heard from Uncle Sixth that this thing was made of Tiantie, that is, the legendary iron meteorite fell on the earth and was processed with that thing.

I thought that this was a bit of a match with the heart of the stone cut from the inside of the skyfall, otherwise I would still be entangled in why Wang Jiao was so rich and didn't get me a big gold chain with the heart of the stone.

"But even if you know the goods, I can't give it to you, because it's mine." I said to the old man, "I understand what you mean, isn't it just that I am wearing a dark sun?" What does this mean? I said I bought it at the stall, what can you do with me? How can this be called evidence? ”

"What kind of mess?" The old man frowned and shouted: "Lao Tzu, no matter how you got the Heavenly Iron and Stone Heart, and no matter what kind of darkness or light it is, Lao Tzu will recognize your demonic energy, do you dare to quibble?" ”

I was stunned, what is the demonic energy?