Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Sound of Firecrackers (Part I)

[One year old. 】

The spring breeze brings warmth.

[Mary Sue.] 】

Have you ever eaten a little pastry?

Do you want to go to Peach Blossom Spring?

[I've eaten it, I want to go.] 】

Then sing with me.

Little Mary, your birth is a gift from heaven.

Please use your innocence to see the world clearly

Turn life into a song and dance

Little Mary Crisp

Happy Club is up to you

Please open the windows of your heart

With the right to dream comes the obligation

Progress every day is the greatest asset

The sound of firecrackers rang out.

A dark corner of the playground.

A whip is bursting.

Today is Yuan Day.

New Year's Day.

The dark sky has a hint of blue.

There were wisps of white transparent glass beads like clouds.

I'm going to go shopping.

[Are you going to Peach Blossom Spring? 】

No.

It's just an ordinary walk.

The white-haired witch hugged the female ghost again and looked at me with a blank face.

I stepped on the red paper of firecrackers.

Walk around the campus.

My soul is in a state of flux, but I can run faster than my body.

It's true.

The foreign teachers will probably not return until after the New Year's holiday.

Before that.

I saw the playground filled with all kinds of couples talking about love.

It's so laid-back.

But I'm only one person, so I have to move forward quickly.

That's the only way.

Never stop walking without stopping to avoid mundane things.

But first.

I want to avoid being blown up by firecrackers that didn't explode and go back to running away.

Peach Blossom Spring.

I'd better wait until I'm back at ease.

A flyer blew in my face.

Leaflets shook in the wind.

I'll take it down and read it.

The leader of the mage group, who made a bioweapon-grade dish that even Brother Jie praised and wrote a long Mary Sue masterpiece when he was young, died like this.

The guest officer took the leaflet from me.

[Are you still watching the woman who grabbed the man with Algerta?] 】

Hm.

Why wasn't she with Algerta?

To borrow a phrase from a KFC advertisement.

Together, how can it be so easy.

But she can try.

[There's nothing to work on. 】

It looks like you've already experienced it yourself.

This feeling of weakness in the cramps of the fingers.

Yes! O evil spirit that dwells in my right hand!

I quickly regained my serious face, my right hand pointing into the distance.

Snape! What are you peeking out under the shade of a tree!

The character of Aunt JK Rowling from the United Kingdom, Aunt Rowling, who likes to collect pounds, walked over.

[Are you still looking at me, the woman who grabbed a man with Algerta? 】

Aren't you supposed to be sealed inside that vial by Voldemort!

Why did you suddenly change to another way of receiving bento!

[Times have changed. 】

Yes, you who were supposed to live in modern times suddenly traveled to ancient times!

Aljeta, live your life with Jay! I'll help you keep this woman in antiquity!

[What did you suddenly look up to the sky and howl? 】

Go ahead! Snape! What are you entangled with that mage girl in a world that goes back in time!

What's that mage girl's name!

[Lily.] 】

So how did she go!

[Hung up.] 】

……

What a short response.

I turned my back on them with sorrow.

What is lodged inside you.

[Woman. 】

I shouted with open arms and looking up to the sky.

Then let him.

Burst out!

The guest officer blinked.

[Isn't it enough to have me with you. 】

Hum.

I'm a rude person.

One of my most common sayings is no!

I can't show that someone as rude as I am!

The beautiful feeling of swaying lily and aloe vera!

Absolute!

No way!

[It turns out that I don't have confidence in myself. 】

So!

You two!

[I think you two should hurry up and get started.] 】

But there is obviously a woman in his body!

You're the one who cowers like a woman. 】

Are you complimenting me for being lewd!

[I didn't say that. 】

Hmph, I laughed.

【Light snow.】 】

Don't call me Xiaoxue!

[It's cold, let's go back to the dormitory.] 】

Ma Yi, I'll let you go like this today.

[I'm not going to let you sleep when you're behind on your rent!] 】

So Snape followed me back to the dormitory.

Hey, guys, pay attention, the housekeeper is coming to check the room.

The white-haired witch lay on the bed with the female ghost in her arms and blinked.

I was dumbfounded.

Where did you get the sheets!

The cow ghost crouched on the ground and beckoned to me.

[Spell it out.] 】

The puzzle I put together is for this.

[There is still a quilt missing, you come and fight.] 】

The guest officer walked past me.

"I've always lived the life of a savage, and it's easier to wake up early this way. 】

I'll wake up in the middle of the night.

The cow ghost also lay down on the other bed.

[I have thick skin. 】

This pinch.

Snape slipped into the last bed in his black robes.

[I'm not afraid when I wear clothes. 】

Where do I sleep.

[Just put the quilt together and lay it on the floor.] 】

Isn't it a sample, come with me.

See if I don't beat you all over the place looking for braces.

I turned on the lamp and started to make quilts.

If only this was like an electronic puzzle and pressing F5 would automatically put it together.

As a result, I spelled.

Fought all night.

Ay.

Puzzles are desperate.

One night time.

I put together several boxes of puzzles.

If it weren't for the 1,000 and 2,000 pieces, they would have been sold out.

I'm not going to spell 3,000 pieces.

Masochism.

Luckily, I found a bag of colorful sponge puzzles.

It's the kind of mat that is laid on the floor of a children's playground.

I put together a bag.

Then I will sleep on it for the night.

Wake up the next morning.

Everyone was making the bed.

A mattress, a sheet.

Not a single quilt.

Three empty wire beds were laid in a row.

The white-haired witch rummaged through the bottom of the box to find the puzzle pieces of three boxes of quilts.

[It's just the New Year's Day holiday, so it's good to spell a box a day.] 】

I can't spend all my New Year's Day life on this!

Time!

Let's go backwards!

[He said in his sleep, leave him alone. 】

Why can't you go backwards!

Ay?!

What about my watch?

Why didn't he turn it upside down!

Is there no power?

Is it soaked in water~!

No way!

I want to find a watchmaker to fix him in line with the idea of not abandoning and not giving up~!

[Let's go to the boiler room to get hot water first.] 】

So I went to the boiler room to get hot water.

Maybe.

The watch was poisoned.

Blanching it with hot water can sterilize it~!

It's my turn!

Yes!

Who just finished the water and didn't turn off the faucet!

I'm burning my watch!

Although he was originally dead.

And this water.

It's ice water.

Ho~!

It gives people a feeling of wind oil.

I took the kettle back to my empty dormitory.

Puzzle with the practice glass that the white-haired witch just got from the sketch student.

Spell out a few glasses.

Pour tea inside.

I turned my head to look.

In the dormitory, there was a mage girl wearing an exaggerated headdress that looked like a big head.

Who are you?

[Didn't you just shout about going back in time. 】

That's right.

So you're going back to the game world. 】

So.

[I'm a dramatic housekeeper. 】

Oooh.

"Your sheets are very good. 】

Overpraise.

[And I hid the quilt for fear that I would say that the tofu blocks you stacked were not standard.] 】

This is not the case.

[Come on, the foreign teacher has asked you to take class.] 】

What classes are taken?

【St. Don Quixote】

I sat with the aunt in an exaggerated headdress where I sat with the headmaster.

Voldemort opened his arms on the podium, holding a wand in his right hand, arching his nose and smiling.

- Shoes, today we have a lesson in the dark arts. β€”β€”

So.

Since the first period of PE class is indoors, we should too.

The first session is a paradise-like outdoor activity class.

- Don't run out of the classroom while talking to yourself! β€”β€”

Voldemort and I ran out of the classroom and came to the playground with the discharge of the pia pia.

Yes~!

This is my paradise~!

β€”β€”You make osmanthus cake and come to Taoyuan to be happy with a bird! β€”β€”

Hmph, it looks like you're not done yet.

Let me tell you.

In this world.

I have long since become Gagantel.

It's no longer Simon blowing snow!

- For slow singing songs that suddenly start rock in the middle of the song! β€”β€”

It's your favorite shocking reversal!

- I'm talking about you who don't study hard and run to play games! β€”β€”

Ah~ Because everyone else is studying hard, no one plays with me.

I had to find NPCs in the game to accompany me through this time.

Aunt Butler came to Voldemort's side.

In his left hand, he holds an open magic book.

Lean over and stretch out your right hand.

Whip out a fireball that unleashes a strong wind on the inside and red on the outside.

Hm.

It's really slow.

By this time, the archers had already blown me away with their yellow-green whirlwind balls.

Aunt Steward's red eyes also became orange on the inside and red on the outside, orange, yellow, orange and green.

"Eggs!"

Who's calling me.

"Look at the back!"

I turned my head to look.

A Q version of the little ghost head came out of the pen holder I was carrying behind my back.

Oh.

Turns out that this can also be reloaded.

I grabbed the little imp's head.

Pulled him out and put him on the ground.

The head of the little ghost bends three fingers upwards with the back of his hand, and uses his index finger and thumb to swing the shape of eight towards the ground, pointing at the fireball in the distance

"Let the horses come!"

Don't!

I'm not ready!

NO!!!!!!!!!

A huge ball of fire flew in with flowing flames, devouring the mahogany amulet on my chest, burning him all away

This amulet saved my life.

But there are follow-ups!

Lost the repression of the amulet.

My chest cracked.

A soul came out of it.

Float to the imps.

It snapped together.

The body of the imp grows and becomes beautiful.

She slowly raised her right hand.

At the moment when I finished growing up.

Make a fist with your right hand.

A small yellow-green ball of light the size of a basketball enveloped the right fist.

It also produced a larger, hemispherical yellow-green ball of light around the body, which rotated rapidly and emitted a whirlwind

Completely conceal the looming form in a translucent whirlwind.

An ethereal voice came from within.

"I'm old."

The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year.

You also have a brother named Nian, right?

We are generally accustomed to keeping the New Year.

So rest assured, we will come according to custom.

The blue-eyed Immortal ran from inside the dormitory.

[How did the demon soul I refine become so beautiful. 】

Whatever you want.

[Words~ Say, how can the demon soul I refined with your foreign teacher's virginity follow me~ This is not in line with common sense, of course, it must be abandoned]

I was excited o(β‰₯v≀)o and bowed my head and clenched my fist.

Virginity.

Well done!

What a powerful stain-removing Tide laundry detergent!

Ho-ahhahahaha......

[You just let me help you cook the bed board and wash off the blood stains and mud on it...... Tell you the truth about my pot]

I'll buy you another one if it's scrapped.

[Where does this spirit come from!] 】

Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Little Brother Who Pours Tea

Now, let's get out of the dormitory.

Come with me to the game world.

Here's what I put together four quilts.

I bought four more boxes of canteen stir-fry.

Then talk to them about the conditions.

They conditionally agreed.

[We'll go over when our lunch break is over.] 】

Bull ghosts, snake gods, guest officers, white-haired witches.

Each of the four of them sat on a wire bed with a cup of red, orange, yellow and green tea.

The white-haired witch raised her right hand and threw a pile of rolled puzzles into the air.

A sheet floats past the camera, and then all four of them lie neatly under the covers.

The empty teacups were all placed on the bedside table in the tray with the kettle.

The space around my body was filled with all sorts of intricate retro elements.

I held out my hand.

Syllable.

The lights went out.

Groov.

I closed the door.

Driven by the winds of recovery.

and Snape walked out of the dormitory.

Come to the playground.

He took out three paper balls from his pocket and stuffed them for her.

If there aren't many people, I hope you can keep this dormitory for me.

I have a friend who probably needs to stay in it for a while.

All right.

Let's go.

I swirled irregularly around the pitch-black playground.

Finally it coincided with a vague silhouette.

There was a flash of light.

And then it was resurrected.

I move my fingers.

Well.

Very good.

This way of resurrection of mine is also unique to the light attribute.

Purify wounds with divine light.

The Dark Attribute will spew several streams of ink in all directions.

Detoxification.

It's like Melancholy Mushroom Zeng.

A petite and cute pseudo-lolita trotted to me with a carp speargun.

[Marker.] 】

Oh, the captain.

[It's time for our whale spray combo to have a second battle.] 】

Oh oh yes.

Well, you're alright.

[OK.] 】

Anyway, I'm not a whale anymore.

And you're holding a carp gun.

Let's just call it the carp water gun combo.

What about your existence. 】

I'm just a little brother who pours tea, so there's no need to show up and be embarrassed.

Besides, I don't have a weapon.

Wait until I get my weapon.

'Golden Strength Long-Spout Teapot' after we were able to be promoted.

[Carp Watering Can Combo - Sprinkler Carp! 】

So I'll continue to watch this time.

[Let's try it, now you don't use a big wooden stick, but use an aircraft carrier sword, right?] 】

I'd rather use a sword.

[But don't you already have a flint clan who can use a bow and arrow, willing to accompany you? 】

So I have used my greatest blessing to instruct him to bathe with wind oil essence every day.

The real world can't be without people, can it.

Or rather.

Do you want to create a Ding Kaile who fights bosses on Happy Planet in the real world?

I was able to catch the moon.

I will use countless dreams.

Hold up countless oars.

How are you candidates for each profession?

[It's okay.] 】

That's good.