[So, I'm looking forward to the day when you turn back into a whale, I'll go back to the dormitory first.] 】

Well.

There you go.

I'll go shopping again.

The screen went blank.

Next to a small puddle.

Left view......

Look right......

Not a single one.

I picked up a plastic watering can on the ground.

Spray water on lotus flowers that are planted high above the water.

Yes.

If only I had a watering can like the Emerald Star Stone in the Rose Maiden.

But that's just a thought.

If there really is a puppet girl who is more pseudo-Lori than Pseudo-Lori, it appears.

Then the campus will definitely be.

Let's start a craze for puppet toys that are more figurative than Barbie dolls.

A man with his back to the camera stepped on my foot with his hands on his hips.

[Give me back the watering can.] 】

Cuihua Cuihua, I am Xuehua.

Someone asked me for a watering can.

Should I give it to him.

[Cat waterlogging. 】

I turned and crouched down.

Face to face with the Emerald Star Stone.

Hand over the watering can with both hands.

Then he turned around and got up, stiffened and walked away like a puppet.

Leaving the screen, Cui Xingshi has been standing in the screen.

Twisting the direction of my head.

[Are you also a puppet, or a puppet?] 】

My voiceover sounded.

So I'm a shadow puppet controlled by a puppet beast.

[yes, I thought it was tiramisu.] 】

No way.

[Words ~ Say, doll, where are you going. 】

I'm going to go back to my hometown with a puppet book.

[All the way against the wind. 】

Thank you for your kindness, I'll go backwards.

[Sa. 】

I was blown back by the wind.

Back on the screen.

I pulled the Emerald Star Stone in my right hand, spread the five fingers of my left hand, put the back of my hand against my forehead, and opened my eyes that were blown by the wind and looked up at the sky slightly

Came to the campus.

Since it is a rare lunch break plus class time.

The couples here have all disappeared.

Hm.

The two of us shouldn't count.

Emerald Star Stone let go of my hand.

Rushing forward with a watering can.

Sprinkling water in circles.

The entire playground spread yellow-green droplets outward in circles.

Stout vines rose from the ground and devoured the last of the sand.

We're going to have a PE class in the Wizard of Green Leaves.

I'm sitting high in the air.

I just lay down.

Think about life.

Most of the pills are bitter.

The pills, on the other hand, are sweeter.

Is this the difference between the little girl pills and the cherry pills?

I blinked.

The Emerald Star Stone climbed up.

I closed my eyes and smiled.

Hmph, it's slow, snail.

As a member of our Beef Tendon University.

You have to be rich in taurine like Red Bull to be popular.

[What about you, play ~ doll. 】

Hmph, as for me.

That is, of course, the vent of human nature and the lagoon of evil!

Ho-ahhahahaha......

[A humanoid puppet used for dolls to play with.] 】

That's it.

So.

I'm going down.

I rolled over and fell.

The large font fell to the ground.

I stood up with my eyes closed, my hands drooping, and swaying.

The Emerald Star Stone floated to me.

[Xuehua, you remind me of Xuehua Qijing. 】

Hmph, I'm not her.

I'm just a gigantic failed breed.

It's the dregs of Dr. Zombie's big head.

It's not as high-end as Xuehua Qijing.

[At least at the level of snow beer.] 】

Well, that's what I mean.

[Wasn't it meant to match the emerald flowers?] 】

Of course, there are reasons for this.

In other words, how can we return to the original world from the tropical primeval forest of the green algae water hyacinth?

Hmph, is this a test for me, Gagantel?

Is bullying me toothless!

Whew!

Sauerkraut on the emerald flowers!

[Is this a unique way of complaining when you are angry?] 】

No.

Sauerkraut is the only food I can bite into.

[Isn't it true that you're jealous? 】

Hum.

I'm just eating the wreckage of lactic acid bacteria.

[You'd better drink and have fun.] 】

All right.

- Be merciful! Lactic acid bacteria that drink blood! ——

I had a burst of lactic acid bacteria on my face.

- Looks like I should let your men show mercy. ——

Pale orange drink splashed everywhere.

The vines in the playground were all emulsified.

It became an aquatic plant lactic acid bacteria.

I scooped up a scoop with a look of horror.

All natural and untreated.

With a fishy smell.

I drank it in my stomach.

Well~~~~~ it's like ice cream that hasn't melted completely.

All the others are pulled from afar and put into the screen of the advanced production line to remove the smell and freshness, fill the bottle and sell it out of the factory.

The production line was quickly withdrawn.

Feed!

Don't pile all your drinks on the playground!

[This drink can only be produced and sold by itself like a three-free girl, after all, no one will put expressionless guys everywhere.] 】

That's why someone paints smiley faces on eggs and fingers?

A whole bunch of lactic acid bacteria spoke.

- Hohohohoho, I'm not afraid of you now! ——

You mean Hogwarts but stuttered, right?

- This is the unique laughter of lactic acid bacteria, okay! ——

Now, Hogwarts, turn into a humanoid vending machine.

Then you become the skill of a pharmacist and a warden.

Vending machine too!

I'll be able to learn magic inside Hogwarts, too.

- Now, Potter, I'll teach you a skill! ——

Okay, what skills?

- Fly into the homes of ordinary people! ——

A large pile of lactic acid bacteria quickly spews out small droplets.

If you look closely, this is a bottle of lactic acid bacteria drink.

In line with the principle that you don't want to get what I can't get.

The lactic acid bacteria are very generous to destroy all the drinks.

It's like a child who gambles and turns out to be desperate.

Gave it all.

Ho~!

This really looks like me.

Fortunately, we ended up with a child who was able to combine many 'neutralizing and rewarding gifts that symbolize the generosity of others'

In his hand he held a pale orange lactic acid bacillus that glowed and stormed incessantly.

Like a bean worm, he wears a pale yellow vest and hot pants throughout.

Sure enough, the core of lactic acid bacteria fermentation is also very hot in this cold winter.

He's a core.

A molten steel core that is very different from the mildness and prosperity of the earth's surface.

He is a stubborn thick phlegm spewed out by the dying sun from the dead.

With his powerful magnetic field, he attracted the courtesy of many dirt and asteroids.

Finally got so big.

But suddenly it exploded.

This is clearly a reversal of the magnetic field.

Epiphany.

Or rather.

The lactic acid bacteria in his hand neutralized his magnetic field.

His poignant side face showed a hint of relief.

Then remove the lid.

Raise your neck.

I drank the lactic acid bacteria.

Then it was assimilated by generous lactic acid bacteria.

Well, it's not like me anymore.

Is this something to be thankful for?

Time.

I don't know how long it's been.

The petite and generous pseudo-Lori lactic acid bacteria who have successfully transformed came over and took the hand of Cui Xingshi, who was about the same height as her.

Then he took my hand again and looked at the watch on my wrist that had stopped reversing.

Take out the gadget and fiddle with it a few times.

The watch began to turn upside down.

- I'm a master mechanic. ——

It's really worthy of its name.

- My brother's punishment system has not yet arrived, has he? ——

Well.

I didn't see him.

Belch.

Ma Saka.

You want to form a four-hand skill icon with him and play a variation on the musical Frenzy Dragon!

Ho~!

It's terrifying!

- I'm sorry to scare you...... -

Belch.

You've wasted my handpicked time of boasting.

I looked sadly at the calm playground and whispered to myself.

You two go back to the dorm first, and they'll entertain you both.

Ah no.

Go to the platform of 9 and 4/4 to find a pharmacist.

I suppose your brother's Punishment Department is probably going to run rampant there.

Oh.

I mean pacing.

Belch.

Ignore my deep self-talk.

Go and do your own thing.

I walked gloomily to the middle of the playground.

Open your arms.

His face was sorrowful.

It's like being baptized by a torrential rain.

Shouting at the sky.

Classmates.

Class is over!

The voice.

This is the call.

Reverberates in.

in the hallway.

Inside the classroom.

in the hall.

Everywhere on campus.

It's all empty.

There is no medium that blocks the propagation of sound.

Nine and four-fourths of the room inside.

Between the pharmacist and the purple sand cauldron.

The two pseudo-loli stood facing her.

The Punishment Radio Wave Heavy Cannon (left hand) and the Mechanic Master Lactic Acid Bacteria (right hand) each hold a box of 3+2 biscuits that have been transformed into cannons

The outside of the brown cannon body reads '3 Series + 2 Ultimate Move, Full Open Double Sandwich Biscuits, Sponsorship'

On the inside, it's the 'Four-Hand Bomb Special Smoothbore Cannon Fodder!' Technical support'.

The head of the house, carrying his carp water gun, stood beside the pharmacist who sat in the palm of his hand in the couch facing the two cannons

The pharmacist smiled.

[The biscuits are given with a marker, so feel free to eat them.] 】

The two pseudo-Loli turned around and put the cannon into the coke in the purple sand cauldron and shook it for a while.

Then he pulled the silver-white bony cannon out of the pitch-black Coke and fired it out the window.

A cannonball flew towards me with flames.

Who told you that Black Oreo foams white milk.

If you soak a black coke in the brown cannon, it will turn white.

[We came according to the color of the vanilla filling. 】

Is that so!

I pushed open the door and walked into the sunny dormitory.

I don't know when, everyone got together again.

And the two bed boards and two sets of bedding that were originally missing have also been completed.

Rest assured, it's free.

You don't need rent, you have to say why.

Do the characters in the game still have to pay money if they live in the game scene?

[Hawkers, if players don't pay the rent for them, then aren't they also facing the nightmare of eternal sleep that is frozen and cracked by the snow. 】

Wind.

Place the bed sheets on top of the clothesline outside the dormitory window.

Blowing and shaking.

Everyone bowed their heads.

There was no sign of opening.

Hm.

Then I'm going to work part-time.

I closed my eyes and turned to leave.

A moment before I closed the door to my dorm room.

The guest officer lying on the top bunk jumped down and hung on my back.

Bring your mouth to my ear.

Said softly.

[Well, let me tell you a good story behind your back, my experience as a savage, what do you think, marker.] 】

To cut a long story short, I don't have a lot of patience with people who make small reports behind my back.

[Where is the small report not being fought behind the scenes? ] 】

Do you think that behind me is a court for you to fight a lawsuit!

Don't be next to my pawn car repair vault!

I took the guest officer to the back kitchen of the canteen to cut salted duck eggs.

Salted duck eggs are very hard.

You have to knock it with a knife first.

Then cut it off again.

But the guest officer was able to find another way.

With a knife-sharp claw, he slapped on top of the four salted duck eggs that were placed side by side.

Then use your thumb and index fingernails to separate the eggs from the inside of the seam and remove the yolk.

Filled her own belly.

This cholesterol is very high.

[Hawkers, this is the problem that fell when I ate egg yolk mooncakes. 】

I usually pick out the yolk.

[That's why I'm spoiled by a picky eater like you!] 】

I took the guest officer on my back to the osmanthus cake stall.

Emerald Star Stone sat on top of a matza with a watering can on his lap.

Turn your head to look at me.

[I have a new love so soon, play ~ dolls. ] 】

Ah no, I'm just the old love that I got from returning to my hometown and reuniting with broken threads.

The hour does not know the moon, and it is called a white jade plate. and suspicious Yaotai mirror, flying in the blue clouds. The heart is like a mirror, and the goodness is like water.

[Are you boasting about your strong compatibility with all kinds of girls again?] 】

Uh, but for me who doesn't know Sister Moon, it's just the extent that Spiegel stops the water and is dumbfounded.

I'm just expressing my longing to see the light of reality in the mirror of the guest's powerful mind.

[It turns out that everyone is expressing their own opinions, and you are extremely dazzling at this moment. 】

Uh, isn't it, eclipsing you, sad, eclipsed, eclipsed, my dear Emerald Star Stone.

Why do I always think of the opposite side of things? I muttered to myself as I crouched down next to the other Maza.

The guest officer got off my back and sat on the mazaar.

I stood up sadly and thoughtfully.

Stand facing the playground.

The craters there have long been refreshed.

But it has long been blocked by fire.

Our pseudo-loli foursome are all together.

The mage girl is also a bare-bones commander.

I'm afraid the Suiren clan will knock back the car with the pendant.

And then flew over at the speed of light.

Now we also need warriors and priests.

Combatant!

Haven't you two finished working on the foundation yet?

[Well, I'm here.] 】

A man with a flocculent white winter melon core in the shape of a large snowflake on his chest walked over.

[Snowflake~~~ I am the royal flesh shield paladin of St. Don Quixote. 】

Oh oh, hello Xihong midwife.

[Shi can be killed, but not humiliated, you dare to humiliate me rose mirror cake quill! ] 】

Aren't you a paladin with a royal meat shield?

[This is the ID I use in the game for others to copy and paste each other's brushes and sprays.,My official position and legal name are the royal meat shield.] 】

Do you have to give up complaining and answer my questions first!

[Because I won't complain.] 】

Sprinkle! The honey three knives of the honey belly sword!

[When did I change my name to this!] 】

The opponent's smoothbore artillery attack is fierce!

For this we need a meat shield!

It's decided!

Just hand over this glory~!

【Enjoy it yourself!】 And what better flesh shield to attract fire than you! Gagon Ter! 】

Uh-huh.

Hum.

Then let my Gaguntel, who only has 6000 durability, show you what it means...... Bombarded into a pile of ash by corn cannons

The big red eyes on my pitch-black skull blinked, returned to their normal white, and landed on a pile of soot on the ground

I don't remember buying you a corn-flavored 3+2! Why does the conjured cannon automatically spray corn on the cob, sisters?

[This is a super kill released by consuming Cheetos on the cob.] 】

Where is the kill to death shot, you caramel macchiato corn, horseshoe Marilyn Monroe!

[It's coming.] 】

Belch.

The paladin covered his eyes with his bangs, dragging my head with his right hand and walking forward without looking back.

I was grabbed by his neckline with tremendous force, and my face was facing the heat wave in the distance from behind.

The air was vaguely steaming upward, and a mirage appeared in the distance.

Oh.

She spoke.

Not too loud though.

But it was clear to my ears.

- Not a mirage, I am, on the verge of collapse, durability to zero. ——

Chapter 29: The Mirage

- I told you that I'm not a mirage! ——

To prove this.

A gorgeous arrow with a pair of large white wings slashed past me with a yellow-green glow, striking the paladin with a thud and sending out a circle of golden light.

The paladin stopped and leaned over to my side.

[I am full of piety, comparable to the incarnation. 】

- Don't you know about the 24-second violation! ——

The paladin turned and continued on his way, marching reverently.

[I can also open the avatar to make a phantom, and then get you an eggshell.] 】

- You two stop me! ——

Many arrows drew a high parabola from a small point of light in the distance.

Flew over, crackling in the sky over here, and a rain of yellow-green arrows fell.

The paladin struck his weapon at a golden shield that appeared in the air in front of his chest.

With a clang, the shield phantom shattered, sending a golden shockwave around it.

At the same time, attach a golden transparent round shell around the two of us.

Uh, you two are competing between the phantom of the royal meat shield and the mirage!

- So I'm not a mirage! ——

[I'm not a royal meat shield! ] 】

Hm.

I'm a soldier.

It is impossible for me to call the regimental commander his ID.

I'll call him Captain.

His official position and legal name!

I'm also an ordinary person.

I'm interested in natural phenomena.

Only his scientific name can be called.

It's impossible to shout that his ID is on the edge of collapse, and the durability is zeroed.

- I am a natural spirit, not a natural phenomenon, not a natural illusion! ——

Chicken quack!

Wow!

(Sharp voice) It's a new 'New Year' in the first month, and the white clouds and black soil have come to the TV station.

——While singing, the two of them turned to learn what kind of trouble they were going to make! ——

In a word.

You are not a mirage.

But......

- Uh~ I'm so pleased. ——

Don't rejoice too soon!

You've had a good time this year!

- Who is the annual leader! ——

Hmph, the guy who can complain is more tongue-free than the guy who doesn't like to complain.

Because they can draw inferences from each other on their own.

Ho-ahhahahaha......

- Laugh at your sister. ——

I made a figure-eight shape with my right hand and pointed to the mirage.

All in all.

You're one.

Year Beast!

There was silence.

Puff forehead......

The paladin let go of my collar and put me on the ground, and walked forward alone, his white coat shaking in the wind.

I lay on the ground and watched his flipping back fade away, and when I saw this, he slipped back to the stall and sat down.

- Hmm, it wouldn't have been so much trouble to pronounce my abbreviation earlier. ——

I also just had an epiphany.

I sat up and patted my back.

The Nian Beast blinked and asked quickly and curiously.

- What did you have an epiphany? ——

Your name.

- No, big brother. ——

What's wrong?

- Don't ask me innocently what's wrong, didn't he run away because he was afraid of my terrible name? ——

Sprinkle.

- If you don't even know what to sow, who else will know. ——

[My hands are numb. 】

Look.

- What to see. ——

Hmph, you and the Paladin.

[It's a paladin.] 】

There is also the Suiren clan.

'Age' uses the pendant to tap the QR code on the touchscreen mobile phone.

And then flew into the game world.

hugged the Nian Beast from behind and put it on her face.

There are all kinds of ambiguities.

- Is this a three-and-a-half-sentence concluding statement? ——