Chapter 135: Liu Qingsong's Life Experience
Ran Yan only felt that his head was sweating, and his fingers moved slightly, except for Sang Chen, this was the second person he met in Datang who wanted to dissect and find out. If Liu Qingsong and Sang Chen are put together, I really don't know what will happen, they are not related?
"Uh......" Liu Qingsong turned his gaze to Xing Niang and said stiffly, "Although I am a little older, I ...... Why is my fate so tragic"
Contacting the preface, Xing Niang naturally knew what Liu Qingsong meant, she was so old that she actually took advantage of a hairy boy, but she didn't care about it, and then her face was pulled, and she snorted, "Crazy, crazy, crazy"
Liu Shizhu ...... This Ran Seventeen Niang may be the same villager as you, you can talk about other things privately, the old nun wants to meditate and participate in meditation, the two of you can do it. With the wisdom of the owner of the nunnery, he obviously felt the danger of Liu Qingsong, and in order to avoid committing the next offence, he didn't care about what Zen machine he played, so he immediately ordered the expulsion.
Fellow? Ran Yan and Liu Qingsong were both stunned, and their hearts unconsciously became nervous.
Xing Niang was also slightly surprised, could it be that she was talking about her ancestral hometown?
Standing quietly for a long time, Liu Qingsong said tentatively, "2010? ”
Ran Yan's heart trembled, and he said slowly, "2011." ”
Liu Qingsong rushed forward, his eyes flushed, and instantly interpreted the sentence "When the fellow sees the fellow, the tears are full of eyes".
Ran Yan's heart was also shaken, but she looked much calmer than Liu Qingsong, looked at him silently for a while, and didn't pay attention to any "holding hands and looking at tears", but calmly turned to Xing Niang and said, "You go back first, I have something I want to say to Liu Langjun." ”
"This ......" Xing Niang hesitated for a moment, but immediately thought that Ran Yan was a measured person, so she didn't stop it.
Liu Qingsong couldn't wait to jump up, followed Ran Yan to salute the back of the nunnery, and then left.
As soon as he walked out of the maple forest, Liu Qingsong couldn't help but say excitedly, "Doctor Ran...... When did you come? ”
"Two months ago." Ran Yan replied, and then introduced himself, "Ran Yan, a professional forensic doctor, was murdered in June 2011 when he was serving as the head of the forensic team of the National Serious Crime Unit. ”
"Wow, that's a shame." Where did Liu Qingsong poke it, seeing that Ran Yan's face was not good, he hurriedly introduced himself, "Liu Qingsong, an amateur boy from a private medical center in Lanzhou...... Occupation otaku. Speaking of my crossing, it was simply an unfortunate misfortune, because I didn't know why I crossed at all, first, I didn't have an ancestral jade pendant, bracelet, and second, I wasn't hit by a car and struck by lightning...... I just looked at the computer and ate instant noodles, and then my eyes went dark, and I wore it."
"What does that have to do with jade pendants and bracelets?" Ran Yan frowned.
"You don't know? It's no wonder that you, with such a cool profession, definitely don't read those books. Liu Qingsong waved his hand, immediately came over, and whispered, "Do you have an ancestral jade pendant or something, you will generally open a golden finger, there is an attached space or something, there are mountains, rivers and hot springs, all kinds of fields to cultivate immortals, its long immortal fruit, eating one of the worst can also improve skin beauty and beauty, and if you are lucky, you can also connect to the future world......"
"Got that kind of thing?" Ran Yan thought about it carefully, looked back at Liu Qingsong with his neck stretched out in anticipation, groaned, and said, "I think, please allow me to do a ** test for you first to see if there is any mental damage." ”
"Don't be kidding," Liu Qingsong said hurriedly.
Ran Yan frowned and said, "I don't like to joke anymore."
"Well, well, you didn't." Liu Qingsong squatted on the stone in frustration, that kind of posture, if you put another cigarette, the standard second mix, the so-called second mix, is a confused young man who eats, drinks and then waits for death.
"It's good to have a company." Liu Qingsong held his chin and complained bitterly, "Don't you know, when I just crossed over, I was still a twelve-year-old child, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Xiao Song full of style, his face, that momentum, in my experience, he completely embodied two words."
Ran Yan asked with a slight raised eyebrow.
"Male protagonist" Liu Qingsong grabbed his hair that was already messy, learning the shocked expression at the time, "The first thing I did was to touch my crotch and find that I was still a man, can you understand that kind of mood Don't skip words."
Ran Yan definitely couldn't understand, "You are a man, continue to be a man, is it strange not to skip words."
"It's not strange, but such a magnificent male protagonist, I thought it was **, and Xiao Song and I, of course, there are many weak attacks at a glance, but you know that the probability is a few tenths of a percent, right? At that moment, for a young man who had no problem with his sexual orientation at all, it was like a thunderbolt on the Heavenly Spirit Gai."
"And then, you've been abnormal since then?" Ran Yan analyzed it according to logic, if it wasn't for the damage to the nerves in the brain, it would be too big a blow, leading to mental disorders.
Liu Qingsong had an expression of "you don't understand me", and said bitterly, "Then, Xiao Song's wives married one and died another, which seemed to confirm my guess step by step, with Xiao Song's insidious, despicable and cunning nature, I have reason to suspect that he likes men, and then secretly killed his newlywed wife to protect his innocence, my kind of torment...... Do you understand not skipping words.
Liu Qingsong looked at Ran Yan expectantly.
Ran Yan thought for a moment, nodded, and said slowly with Liu Qingsong's satisfied expression, "Well, as a man, it is difficult for that blow to cause mental disorders, it should be the pressure in the future, which makes you deviate from normal thinking step by step." ”
Liu Qingsong was deflated and simply sat on the stone weakly, "What is the diagnosis of Forensic Doctor Ran?" ”
"You're delusional." Ran Yan was concise and to the point.
The two stared at each other for a long time, and each felt that although they were from the same world, it was really difficult to find a common language.
One is a forensic doctor who faces the corpse as a whole, writes an autopsy report with a serious attitude, and is conscientious and conscientious, and the other is a forensic doctor who guards his ancestral business, faces the Internet all day long, and entertains life with a cynical attitude, as well as a half-baked Xiaolang who is entertained by life, I am afraid that only in the primitive society, can the two people feel the common ground with each other......
However, Ran Yan's appearance finally relieved Liu Qingsong, Xiao Song fell in love with Ran Yan fatefully, and there would be no situation he was worried about.
After being silent for a while, Ran Yan asked, "What are your plans for the future?" ”
Liu Qingsong frowned, held his chin and said, "This question, in fact, I have been thinking about whether I should break into the world as an ignorant teenager, or should I charge into battle with the mentality of a hegemon who conquers the world and sweep through thousands of armies." It's a deep question...... It took me thirteen years to think about ......"
Ran Yan's eyebrows trembled slightly, and he asked bluntly, "What is the result?" ”
"I didn't expect it yet." Liu Qingsong clipped his hand and looked at her innocently.
"Then the matter of conquering the Tang Dynasty, let me do it, you continue to think about it." Ran Yan dropped this sentence in a flat voice, turned around and left.
"Huh? Lady Ran, your domineering value has soared, alas" Liu Qingsong yelled at Ran Yan's back, rubbed his hair, and muttered to himself, "Is it a woman?" ”
Seeing that Ran Yan's back was about to disappear at the turn, Liu Qingsong panted and chased after him, "Ran Niangzi, I am also a good young man with ideals and ambitions, Ran Niangzi, I want to follow you and ask to take me in."
I don't know if everyone will think I'm a spoof, but the original setting of this book is to be serious when it should be serious, and happy when it should be happy, otherwise the light serious autopsy, plus the sadistic relationship, is not depressed when they look at it, and the sleeve paper says that they will vomit blood. So I ask you to understand the feelings of a pro**......
Liu Qingsong is Ran Yan's assistant at work, and Mu has a tendency to be a male protagonist. Moreover, when Liu Qingsong and Sang Ertu meet, it will be even funnier~~(: Don't think about it, these two trees have JQ. )
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