I originally thought that Fuji Yichen was too drunk, but this person was still so drunk and strong, I said to him, "What kind of drunken madness?" Which 34d do you think I am? The old lady is your apprentice, see clearly! Don't hug blindly! ”

He closed his eyes and breathed a little heavily: "You are the first person I am willing to approach." ”

I straightened up, he let go of me, and I sat next to him, his eyes still closed.

Obviously, he was drunk just now, but now he seems to be just lying down so quietly, without a little drunkenness.

"I didn't have my parents by my side, that aunt was a sister of my mother in distress, she took me around at a very young age, and she delayed herself, and I couldn't bear to let her live that kind of upside down life again, so I left her.

By the time I tried to find her again, she had already passed away and had never married anyone in her life!

Since then, there have been many people in my life, but I know that they are all fleeting, and I will not let anyone approach me because I don't want to taste any more differences!

You're the first person I'm willing to approach, even though I hesitated at first! But I always feel that I can find a very warm feeling in you, just like family!

Xiaowan, I felt that the two of us were very similar from the first time I saw you, but you lived another me, you are vibrant, dare to love and hate, but I have always been careful everywhere, I dare not relax, I envy you, I really envy you"

After a long time, he stopped talking, I looked down at him, he was breathing evenly, he was already asleep, I sighed and covered him with a blanket and went back to the room.

When I got up the next morning, I saw the little master wearing an apron and humming some foreign songs, and when he saw me come out, he said very loudly: "I fried eggs, come and eat eggs!" ”

I was stunned for a moment, how could it be that the words came out of his mouth in the early morning of the morning!

The little master seemed to be in a good mood today, and he was smirking while scrolling through Weibo during breakfast, and I asked him, "Are you sober?" ”

He didn't even look at me: "Your master, I haven't been awake when I've been drinking!" ”

"Huh?" I was stunned again, and the little master's speech was getting more and more round.

After eating, he said to me, "Pack up and go." ”

I asked him where he went, and he said to go and watch how Gong Tianyin was arrested!

I'm confused!

Then the little master took me somewhere, the car was parked on the side of the road, I asked him what he was doing, he said wait for someone, and sure enough, after a while, a man with five big and three thick came out, holding something in his hand and handed it to Teng Yichen, that man was the man who drank at the food stall last night!

Teng Yichen talked to him for a few words, and then left with me, I asked him what was in it? Where are we going right away!

He smiled mysteriously at me, "Want to know? ”

I'm not talking nonsense!

He was very dragged and said: "It's okay to tell you, quickly praise your master and me, handsome, tall and mighty, love me miserably!" ”

I was a little speechless: "The first two sentences are barely okay, and the last sentence is too disgusting to say." ”

He gave me a very unhappy look: "You said that there will be no less meat, why is it so unpleasant?" ”

I pointed to the sky and said, "That's not good, my conscience will hurt if I tell a lie!" ”

So the little master took me to the police station with one foot on the accelerator, and said to me viciously, "You come down for me!" ”

I was immediately scared to pee, after all, I haven't been to this place before, and I've been locked up for a few days, there is a psychological shadow!

Hurriedly trembling and said, "I love you miserably!" Master, can we go? ”

He grinned and said, "No! ”

Then I was dragged out of the car by him and pulled into the police station, and a police comrade asked us what we were doing, I was so weak that I didn't even dare to look at the eyes of the police comrade, and I suddenly felt like a prostitute who was caught in a prostitute!

The little master said very calmly: "Call the police, about the mastermind of the brawl and death incident a while ago, the evidence is here!" ”

I looked at Little Master in amazement, and he winked at me, revealing two charming dimples!

What happened then went so smoothly that even Little Tail and I didn't expect it!

Gong Tianyin originally called a group of people to find trouble with Little Tail, but the fight broke out, and He Linjiang was killed, and the group of people were basically arrested, and several of the more provocative ones have been locked up until now, and before they have gone through the judicial process, about two or three people have been bailed out.

The five big and three rough ones are one of them, firstly, Gong Tianyin gave them hush money, and secondly, this group of people may also be legally illiterate, probably thinking that it was their own doing, but they didn't expect that Gong Tianyin might be able to reduce the sentence if they confessed it.

Anyway, that night, it was the night when Little Tail and I fed the mosquitoes, and Teng Yichen didn't know how to fool them, anyway, the big fat man ran to find Gong Tianyin, and recorded the conversation between them on the spot! The routine was probably also taught to him by Fuji Yichen.

So there was evidence of Gong Tianyin's personal admission, and the police arrested Gong Tianyin immediately after receiving the recording, and he probably couldn't help the torture, so he was recruited in three or five strokes!

Originally, Little Tail and I felt that Taishan was overpowering, but Teng Yichen only used a meal of wine to get it done very easily!

All I can say is that this man's reaction speed and IQ are also from outer space!

With Gong Tianyin's arrest, it was also involved, he had stolen the trade secrets of Little Tail's father's company and a lot of other things, and Little Tail's stepmother ran to her house to yell and make a lot of noise!

As a result, I beat my father, who was still recuperating in bed, and never dared to come again.

So this matter seems to be over, and the only regret is He Linjiang's innocent death!

Later, when I talked about this with the little master, I still wondered: "You said He Linjiang, when I first met him, he was simply a scumbag, he couldn't take people to make his belly bigger, and he didn't care about others, how could this kind of person turn into sex and fall in love with Little Tail in the end?" Do you think it's because you feel too guilty afterwards, so you always miss her? ”

When I asked this, the little master was combing Elvis Presley Jackson, looked up at me meaningfully, and said a little lazily: "You don't understand, the reason why a man doesn't have a heart is because he didn't meet a woman who made him pay attention." ”

Then I thought of a question very quickly: "Master, how did you manage to survive among the flowers without a single leaf sticking to your body?" I mean, you didn't take someone to have a big belly? You used to tell me that other people's women gave you a baby, is it really fake? ”

He looked at me with great disdain: "You are so simple, you can believe any story you make, I told you that my children are all over the country, do you believe it?" Naive! ”

I'm still wondering, "Didn't hit it once?" ”

He threw Elvis Presley Jackson aside: "This is technical work, if you want to study it with me, I don't mind going to the room to popularize it for you!" ”

I pouted with disdain, the little master's previous posture made me and the Jade Emperor, I am just that ordinary man, I can't contaminate him, I don't know what's wrong recently, and he will make this kind of joke with me, problem!

Then after the matter of the little tail was solved, I began to secretly pack up my things, and I didn't find out that I had actually made a lot of inventory in the past half a year that I had lived with the little master!

Little Master, this person loves shopping more than women, he goes shopping, and he likes to pull me as a coolie to help him carry things, sometimes he sees something beautiful and fun, he just wears it on me, I don't want it, he doesn't give it!

So after cleaning up, I found that I had unknowingly received a lot of things from the little master, and it was estimated that it was worth a lot of money to sell them!

The little master is sometimes slamming the door to death, and sometimes the money is very scary, but in general, he still pursues a high-quality life, so the things he gave me are quite expensive.

Thinking that I was about to move out, it was really inappropriate to take so many valuable things with me, so one evening I secretly knocked on Master's door, and after a while he said from inside, "Come in." ”

When I pushed the door in, he happened to put something in the drawer, I rarely entered the little master's room, I used to be afraid of suddenly entering his room and seeing a naked woman lying on the bed, how embarrassing!

Later, I got used to it, but it was him who went into my room more often than the toilet!

I looked at the room, and Nima was speechless, a world away from the one outside the room!

I still remember the first time I came to the little master's house and thought I had entered a haunted house, the black hole was hollow, but the little master's room was very fancy, even the wallpaper was in a postmodern exaggerated style, with a gust of wind blowing outside the window, the wind chimes by the window made a crisp sound, I frowned and said, "How can you hang wind chimes in the room?" What the hell! ”

He reclined on the bed and said disapprerovingly, "Yes, didn't I invite you!" ”

I was stunned for a second, and then I realized that he was calling me a ghost! I was so angry that I wanted to go up and pinch him, so I approached him, and he stared at what I was doing: "What is this?" ”

I paused and then carefully put things on the bed: "Master, the apprentice is not filial, and he can't accompany you to the end of his life, so I want to do that thing of forgetting the master, and I hope the master can understand the apprentice's infatuation." ”

The little master still leaned there without moving, but his slender eyes narrowed slightly and stared at me for a long time, and then glanced at the things on the bed: "What do you mean by these?" ”

"It was given to the apprentice by the master before, it is too valuable, and now that the apprentice is moving away, it is really inappropriate to accept these from the master, so the master should take it back."

He blinked slightly and nodded with a meaningful smile, and then the tail of his eyes suddenly swept towards me and said playfully, "Are you sure you can get along with him?" ”

I folded my hands in front of me, and the room was quiet, and neither of us said anything.

After a long time, he got up and threw the box back in front of me: "Take it back, you can sell it for some money if you encounter anything in the future, don't be sold for nothing at that time." ”

After he finished speaking, he lazily got into bed and covered the quilt: "If you want to go, let's go, I'm going to sleep." ”

So he closed his eyes and turned around, I picked up the thing in front of me, looked at his back with some reluctance, and said silently: "Thank you Teng Yichen!" ”

Yuanxi says: One shift on the weekend, don't wait.