Chapter 160: Puff Puff - Poop!
Look at the imperial concubine, look at the concubine Yue, look at Concubine Li, look at the concubines who are about to be beaten in a while, and then look at the seventh princess...... None of the people who provoked her ended well.
Only the Queen Mother did not speak from the beginning to the end, and after the emperor called the end, the old woman took Lu Xiaoxiao's hand with a smile and said:
"The seventh daughter-in-law is so beautiful, and the mourning family likes it at first glance. Seventh, let your daughter-in-law stay in the palace with my old man for a few days. The old man I am lonely on weekdays, no one accompanies me, your daughter-in-law is a respectful old man at a glance, let her serve in the palace first, and send you back in a few days! โ
Send your brother-in-law!
Dead old woman!
Which dog of yours saw that your sister respected the old and the virtuous? You didn't say a word at the whole dinner today, your face was darker than the bottom of the pot, and the old chrysanthemums on your face deepened countless tonight, as if you had been exploded by 10,000 people, if you still like your sister like this, then you are really looking for abuse!
Why haven't you been abused enough?
Lu Xiaoxiao stood aside and scolded the old woman of the chrysanthemum brand without any lower limit.
"Queen Mother, Xiaoxiao was sick some time ago, and her health hasn't been good these days, I'm afraid it's ......"
"Old Seven, the mourning family knows that Xiaoxiao is your new daughter-in-law, and it is too late for you to love her, so you must be reluctant to let her go. You can rest assured, the mourning family is not an old monster who eats people, this time leaving Xiaoxiao is because your father's death day is approaching, and the mourning family is ready to worship the Buddha for seven days from tomorrow, Xiaoxiao can just help the mourning family copy some scriptures, so that your father knows that now you also have a daughter-in-law, he should rest assured. โ
Nangong Jin wanted to say something, but Lu Xiaoxiao affectionately took the arm of the Queen Mother.
"Lord, the Queen Mother and her old family are kind and kind, they look like Maitreya Buddha, and the concubines also like it. Since the queen mother asked the concubine to stay, then the concubine should stay. The Queen Mother said that her old man usually has no one to accompany her, and it just so happens that the concubine is fine, so she will accompany the Queen Mother and her old man. โ
After that, he said to the Queen Mother: "Queen Mother, if you want to be a daughter-in-law in the future, squeak, and the daughter-in-law will immediately enter the palace to accompany you!" โ
Holding back the right eye that suddenly began to beat faintly for some reason, the Queen Mother smiled on the surface: "Okay, if I miss you in the future, the mourning family will immediately announce you into the palace." โ
But I was thinking in my heart, I was also the granddaughter of the Generalissimo of the Western Jin Dynasty, vulgar and couldn't speak, what is a "squeak"? The mourning family is not a cicada!
Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao offered to stay, Nangong Jin's eyes lit up, he was a hundred relieved of Lu Xiaoxiao's safety, even if the palace was burned down, this woman would be fine. And once she really stays in the palace, then this means that Dudu will be alone in the next seven days! Thinking about it like this, the joy is almost overflowing.
But even if it was not beyond words, it was captured by Lu Xiaoxiao, an observant person. Momentary extreme contempt.
I know that this facial paralysis doesn't wait to see her, but it won't be so obvious in front of outsiders!
"Since you are going to stay in the palace for a few days to accompany your mother, then King Ben will take Dudu back first."
"Okay." Lu Xiaoxiao responded happily and generously.
So, Lu Xiaoxiao stayed in the palace like this.
However, Xiao Shizi also shook a few glances in front of the Queen Mother, although it is not a royal bloodline, as an elder, he can't help but give it.
So, on the grounds that Lu Xiaoxiao praised the Queen Mother for her beauty, this is suitable for children, and that can be placed next to children to ward off evil spirits, in less than a quarter of an hour, a jeweled Queen Mother was turned into a roast goose stripped of its feathers.
The Queen Mother was so angry that she wanted to vomit blood, but in order to keep Lu Xiaoxiao in the palace and slowly rectify her, at this moment, the Queen Mother endured it.
Just after the Queen Mother was stripped of a layer of skin by Lu Xiaoxiao, she finally saw that she was about to leave, but the queen came.
After giving a small gift to Dudu, he said to the Queen Mother: "Queen Mother, can the concubines invite the Seventh Princess to Fengyang Palace first?" Anyway, you have left the Seventh Princess in your palace to accompany you, and for so many days, you can get along with this daughter-in-law of yours. I heard that the seventh princess was proficient in pharmacology, and the concubine wanted to ask the seventh princess something. โ
The Queen Mother was depressed.
knew that the queen was going to come to Lu Xiaoxiao first, why did she come to her so early? It was so bad to give away so many things to the wild seed for nothing.
The queen and the queen mother are both daughters of the Xia family, and the current queen's deceased father happens to be the queen mother's own brother, so from this aspect, in the palace, the queen mother is definitely more protective of the queen.
The queen looked for Lu Xiaoxiao, and although the queen mother was depressed, she agreed almost without thinking about it.
"Lord Wang, Xiaoshuang and Bifan are by your side, and if Dudu has any needs, they can take care of them."
"Okay." Nangong Jin also agreed very happily. Anyway, the evil lady at home is not here, what can the two maids do with him?!
So, after parting ways with the Seventh Princess, the Seventh Emperor Uncle had a cold face, but in his heart he happily hugged his son and left.
Uncle Seven Emperor can be said to be a gifted good father, at least his posture of holding the baby is very skillful and steady. Chubby little toot in his arms, it was a stable and comfortable.
Several ministers saw the Seventh Emperor Uncle walking towards the outside of the palace, and thought that there were still doubts in their hearts about some things in the court this morning, so they took the initiative to come to him.
When he saw Uncle Seven Emperors with a sunny face and carefully holding the child born to the Seventh Princess and other men in his arms, he sighed in his heart:
Poor Uncle Seven Emperors is such a majestic man, and he is not a man. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have held other people's children in my arms so much.
But Nangong Jin, who was the party concerned, didn't think about it so much, and finally had time to be alone with his son, he decided to use these seven days to get along with Dudu, and he didn't want to go early. I hope that after seven days, the little guy can like him as a father, if he is not by his side, the little guy will not stop crying, then Lu Xiaoxiao can only call him to accompany the little Dudu.
"I don't know what Uncle Seven Emperors thinks?"
Nangong Jin had all kinds of small calculations in his heart, he didn't know what the ministers were talking about, and the only thing he heard was this question.
"What?"
The ministers were stunned for a moment, and they had never said it twice when they talked to Uncle Seven. What's wrong with Uncle Seven? Why is your mind wandering so bad?
"Poofโ"
Suddenly there was a muffled pop, and Nangong Jin only felt that the hand on Dudu's buttocks was warm for a while, and then, a pile of mud-like things swarmed out and slowly slid down his palms, arms, and clothes.
A surging purple robe, starting from the chest and abdomen, was covered by a stinky yellow-brown mud, and finally dripped onto the purple boots embroidered like flowing clouds.