Chapter 159: Three Tricks to Abuse the World's Scum 7
When the emperor and the empress dowager next door heard this, their whole faces turned black.
The second **, Gong Lichen and Anyang Mantong also joined in.
Third**, many families and officials who don't like Nangong Ling Yao joined in.
It was only at this time that Nangong Ling Yao, who had always been complacent, realized that something was wrong. applauded herself, except for Gong Lichen, all of them were her enemies. And looking at the faces of the father and the ancestor who were darker than the bottom of the pot, the whole person was not good in an instant.
Distracted, twisted under his feet, there would have been a perfect split after falling from the air, but he was stunned and fell down.
With the princess's wrestling, the music stopped abruptly, and Nangong Ling Yao was like a frightened little white rabbit, and the whole person squatted on the ground aggrievedly, looking at his father with a black face in horror.
She didn't know what she was doing wrong. asked Lu Xiaoxiao to perform before, but her father agreed, just to see her make a fool of herself. And after she appears, if she succeeds, Lu Xiaoxiao will be disgraced in the competition with her.
But she danced so well, why was her father so unhappy?
"Father, ......" Nangong Ling Yao was so frightened that she didn't know what to say.
"Oh, why don't you help the seventh princess up. Seventh Princess, don't be discouraged, in fact, you behaved quite well just now, didn't you hear so many of us applaud you? Although Fang just accidentally fell, but it's nothing, failure is a successful mother, one day you will succeed! Come on, come on, don't be aggrieved, come to Aunt Huang, and Aunt Huang will give you a bunch of bananas. โ
"Poofโ"
Gong Lichen, who was raising a beneficine smile and pouring a sip of liquor into his mouth with his red lips, couldn't help but spray when he heard that Lu Xiaoxiao was going to reward the seventh princess with a bunch of bananas.
Then, just like Lu Xiaoxiao saw him at the palace banquet before, Gong Lichen was still drinking spirits, and he sprayed the spirits from his mouth and nose at once, and he was really drunk. This is the worst time in Gong Lichen's life that he has been choked.
There were still a lot of guests who followed Gong Lichen to spray wine, and Nangong Ling Yao finally reacted that her good imperial aunt was playing her like a monkey.
Thinking about the time when others yelled "yes" before, she was still very happy, and now that she thinks about it, she really can't wait to get into the cracks in the ground.
"Aunt Seventh Emperor, Ling Yao has finished performing, is it your turn?" This sentence, the seventh princess said it was called a gritted tooth.
"Me? What should I do? Lu Xiaoxiao asked in a blink and pretending to be stunned.
"After Ling Yao's performance is over, it's time for the Seventh Imperial Aunt to perform, and the Imperial Aunt won't repay the debt, right?"
"Huh? Did Concubine Ben say that she wanted to perform? Lu Xiaoxiao looked at Nangong Jin.
However, Nangong Jin did not speak.
"Facial paralysis, talk!" Lu Xiaoxiao's voice was whispered. Anyway, someone knows that they have martial artist-level skills.
"Give this king a pill from last time, no matter what tonight, this king will be on your side." Nangong Jin whispered and took advantage of the opportunity to blackmail.
"Pill your second uncle's uncle's milk!"
Nangong Jin: "......"
"Princess, this king thinks you should learn more etiquette and politeness!"
"Courtesy peat!"
Someone has obviously been mad by the guy next to him who is taking advantage of the fire.
In other words, how can a person be shameless and shameless to such a point?
"As long as you give this king another one, don't talk about this banquet, in the future, whenever there is a palace banquet, this king will stand on your side unconditionally. The princess can think about it and not be in a hurry. โ
After that, Nangong Jin ended the secret sound, not Lu Xiaoxiao, the old god continued to tease Dudu while he was there.
"Aunt Huang, there is still a limit to cheating, Uncle Huang didn't hear you say that you don't jump."
"Well, I promise you! But you are not allowed to give Xia Rumeng any more, you have to give that white lotus again, and I will give you anything in the future. โ
"Good! Deal. This king didn't plan to give it to her, and you said that you can only take it once. โ
Lu Xiaoxiao: "......" rub!
The disgraceful transaction between the two had just been completed, and the upright Uncle Seven Emperor immediately spoke.
"It's true that this king has never heard that the princess doesn't dance, but if you think about it, this king hasn't heard her promise to dance."
"Uncle Seventh Emperor, how can you be so selfish? She clearly said that Ling Yao jumped first. Now that Ling Yao has jumped, how can she be fooled? โ
"Seventh Princess, this concubine did let you jump first, after you jumped first, those jugglers continued to perform!"
"You ......"
"Oh, think about it, why would I promise you to go up and perform? Not to mention that my identity is not suitable for performance, just say that I am a waste wood, where can I dance any sword? Xiao Qi really thinks highly of the imperial aunt. โ
"You ......"
Nangong Ling Yao's face turned white. She didn't understand how thick this woman's skin had to be to say such an unspeakable thing as being a waste of wood so high-sounding.
She just wanted to ridicule this woman as a waste of firewood, highlighting that she was a martial artist at the age of 15, so she suggested sword dancing.
Seeing that Nangong Ling Yao's eyes were full of tears, Lu Xiaoxiao hurriedly persuaded: "Don't cry, otherwise people will think that this concubine is bullying you." Wasn't Concubine Ben the first to applaud you, the first to applaud you, and the first to reward you with bananas? Come on, come on, eat a banana and don't get angry. โ
Lu Xiaoxiao's words caused the guests to laugh again.
The seventh princess is really pitiful, the mother is crazy, and she wants to be in the limelight and is turned into a juggling monkey by the seventh princess. Ay...... It's better for you to give an apple to the princess than to give her a banana, right?!
Finally, Emperor Hongde realized that he was no longer a dog. Today's royal scandals and royal jokes are all because he met Lu Xiaoxiao and tried to attack her, embarrassing Lao Qi.
Now that Emperor Hongde knows, even if he goes to Japan in the future, the Tibetan mastiff will not be able to provoke Lu Xiaoxiao!
Nangong Ling Yao stomped her feet and ran away crying.
Disgraced in front of her beloved, she no longer has the face to remain in the main hall.
What is intriguing is that she did not run away from the exit of the high platform, but went around to the stage and ran away crying in front of Gong Lichen. I guess I want Gong Lichen to chase him out and have a look......
Lu Xiaoxiao scratched her head, and three words popped up in her heart: scheming!
After watching the scenes of this palace banquet, Tu Tu laughed so hard in the space that he couldn't help it, and finally his stomach hurt so much that he turned into a dragon to have fun in the space.
The palace banquet ended in Lu Xiaoxiao's perfect victory over the White Lotus in one move, the defeat of the green tea in two moves, and the abuse of the scum of the world in three moves.
At the banquet, several Supreme Divine Sticks were pretending to be high, and Lu Xiaoxiao hadn't spoken to them. And as the protagonist who is not the protagonist today, she is brilliant enough. After everyone realized why this seventh princess was called the first concubine by the people of the Western Jin Dynasty, no one dared to try it.