Seeing Xia Liu's text message to me, I was a little stunned for a while!

This guy either doesn't look for me, or when he finds me, he says these inexplicable things, what does it mean?

I quickly called back, and as soon as the phone was connected, I immediately asked, "Xia Fatzi, what do you mean by that?" ”

On the other end of the phone, there was a comfortable moan.

"Well, that's it, hey, baby, you tap ......" Xia Liu seemed to be talking to someone.

I frowned, uncle, when is it, it's still cool over there? And don't call me along!

"Fat Xia, let me ask you, what do you mean by what you just said?" I'll ask again.

Xia Liu lazily scolded me on the phone: "Grandma is a bear, don't you know that this Taoist is talking about life and ideals with beautiful women?" If there's something big about it, I'll talk about it tomorrow. ”

"I lost your sister, didn't you send me a text message first?"

"Hehe, this Daoist likes to play with you like this, how to drop, if you have something to say tomorrow, this Daoist is going to discuss some in-depth questions with beauties......"

"What's that?"

"You stupid boy ask a fart, do you know the difference between a woman and a man?" Daoist Xia said triumphantly over there.

I said, "It's not all people, so what's the difference?" ”

"Hehe, this Daoist will teach you today, remember. The difference between men and women is that women have two advantages, but there is a loophole...... As for men, although they have no merits, they have a strength...... Well, don't talk nonsense, Ben Dao Ye is going to use his strengths to explore the ...... of beauties"

Before Xia Liu finished speaking, I had already heard a tingling woman's coquettish voice from the other end of the phone.

Soon, Xia Liu hung up the phone, leaving me still in the same place with a confused face!

"Strengths? Leak? , is this Xia Liu really a Taoist priest? I couldn't help but mutter.

Then I glanced at the dog meat that I had eaten before and walked over, I couldn't help but nod and said, "Evil Sect, who are the people I touched!" When a monk is like a dog thief, when he is a Taoist priest, he is a prostitute......"

Half a sound later, just when I was still wondering what Daoist Xia Liu said, Monk Hua had already walked over with a full hiccups.

"Boy, the deity just taught you the second Buddha to ascend to heaven, and you have learned very well."

"Well, you're taught, I know."

"Hehe, even if you kid is self-aware...... Monk Hua suddenly rolled his eyes, and whispered to me: "Boy, the two Buddhas have taught you, shouldn't you also express it?" ”

"What does it mean?"

"You promised the deity, have you forgotten?"

Monk Hua picked those two thick eyebrows, and he didn't look angry and arrogant!

Seeing this, I quickly thought about it, and suddenly I couldn't help but feel a stir in my heart......

Monk Hua patted me on the shoulder with a hippie smile, "Let's go, I've learned my skills, and I'm going to do business with the deity." ”

Without waiting for me to speak, the flower monk dragged me out of the house, and at the same time said to me with a mysterious expression on his face: "Boy, the deity is lucky today, I met a fat dog below, think about the fat on the body, stewed into a pot to match the wine, it is simply wonderful......

A few minutes later, I had been dragged by Monk Hua to the door of a room that had obviously been renovated a lot.

"Uncle, you don't really want me to help you catch the dog, do you?" I wanted to cry without tears.

Monk Hua raised his eyebrows, and said with a serious face: "What, aren't you happy to let you do the way for heaven with the deity?" ”

"Happy, it's good if you're happy, it's just that the dog doesn't seem to have done anything harmful, right?" I said with a bitter face.

Monk Hua shook his head, stared at me with a solemn face, and said: "You don't understand this, everything is born and die, that dog is extremely evil by nature, and the deity caught it just to prevent the evil dog from hurting innocent people, do you say ......?"

I have to say that Monk Hua is simply a good material to be a MLM lecturer!

It's obviously stealing other people's dogs to eat, but you can still say it so righteously!

But what makes me strange is that Monk Hua is also perverted enough, and he loves this dog meat to an indestructible realm......

Monk Hua pulled me into the corner next to the house, and then he walked to the door with a smug face.

Monk Hua cleared his throat, reached out and knocked on the door, "Is there anyone?" Express delivery! ”

"it!!" I was stunned all of a sudden, looking at the virtue of Monk Hua, I could even think of this.

"Why don't you say check the water meter?" I despised the Dao.

Monk Hua didn't let me continue at all, and seeing that no one was talking inside, Monk Hua knocked on the door a few more times.

"Is anyone there? Express delivery. ”

Monk Hua's voice was very sharp, and the yin and yang were very angry, but soon, there was a sound of dogs barking in the room......

Monk Hua was overjoyed, and hurriedly said to me: "The dog is here, the person is not there, the kid has a chance." ”

"What chance?"

As soon as I asked, Monk Hua had already found a thin wire from his body that I didn't know where to pick it up......

And just under my stunned eyelids, Monk Hua was very familiar with the way to stuff the wire into the door lock, and then poked it lightly, squeaked, and the door opened.

"Against the sky?" I was stunned, and Monk Hua was already smiling at me.

"Boy, go in, the deity is here to show you the wind, you go in and catch that fat dog!" The corner of the flower monk's mouth was dripping, and before the dog could catch it, it seemed that he had already thought of the scene of the dog meat in the pot.

"Why didn't you go?"

"The second Buddha ascended to heaven and taught you? Do you want to learn the third trick? Monk Hua said impatiently.

Well, before the buddy could resist a little more, he was already crushed by Monk Hua's words.

Uncle, isn't it just some kind of Breaking Killing Nine Styles? What's the big deal, I can't go catch the dog?

I succumbed to the threat of the flower monk with great worthlessness, you know, the trick that the flower monk taught me before the two Buddhas ascended to heaven, I felt that it was several times more awesome than the first move of the birth of the Buddha.

If I can learn another trick in the future, then I will not be able to go to the peak of my life and marry Bai Fumei?

Before I could fantasize more, Monk Hua had already stuffed me into the room and said to me, "Hurry up, the deity will show you the outside." ”

Looking at the thief appearance of the flower monk, I wanted to cry without tears for a while!

Good manners, dude, I just became a dog thief? Fall!

But when I think of the power of the two Buddhas' ascension, I think to myself that if I fall, I will fall, anyway, I'm used to it, isn't it......

Monk Hua showed me the wind at the door, and I cautiously touched into this room.

As soon as I entered the room, my eyes were first black, but after I became familiar with the light here, I realized that there was actually a lot of space inside!

This house can be said to be a finely decorated type, and the owner who lives here seems to love cleanliness too much, everything in the house is neatly placed, not to mention, even the air, there is a very good smell......

But when I walked in a little more, suddenly, I saw a dog lying on my stomach not far away!

When I saw the appearance of the dog, I was stunned for a moment, and then quickly realized: Uncle, isn't this dog the Korean woman Han Yun? I'll see you today, and this guy is barking at me!

"What's the matter, stealing the dog and stealing it to her house...... "I really feel a pain in my heart, this is to let Monk Hua teach me the killing nine styles, I am also hard enough!"

"Wang!"

Suddenly, the dog started barking, but fortunately the dog was tied to the other side, and it was still some distance away from me, so it could only stare at me and bark.

"If you bark again, I'll pluck all your hair, braised it!" I glared.

When the dog saw me, he barked again, but fortunately it was on a leash, otherwise it would have pounced on me!

"Wow!" The dog was still barking, and before I could think about whether I should knock out the black hand and throw it out to the flower monk, suddenly, I heard a lazy voice coming from the room behind the door.

The sound was in Korean, and I didn't understand what it meant, but what hurt my eyes was that as the Korean voice fell, I saw that the door was slowly opening......