To be honest, when Monk Hua asked me if I wanted to eat the dog meat he got together, I refused at first!

You know, this dog is the most loyal friend of man, and it is so cute and obedient, how can we eat their meat to satisfy our temporary appetite?

But when the flower monk brought out the pot of fragrant dog meat, I was gone, and ......

For most of the hour, beer with dog meat, after a big meal, I sat on the sofa with Monk Hua shoulder to shoulder, and Xiao Yuqi on the side still said with a tiger face that we shouldn't eat dog meat, dogs are such cute animals, it's not right for us to do this......

I gritted my toothpick, patted the flower monk on the shoulder and said, "Yes, it's just that you dog, where did you come from?" ”

Monk Hua squinted, with a look of enjoyment, and said: "This morning, the deity was downstairs to turn into a fate, and saw that this evil animal actually dared to roar at the Tao, and the deity was worried that this evil animal would hurt the innocent, so in desperation, he had to bring it up." ”

I have a look of contempt for Monk Hua, I obviously stole someone's dog, and I can still say it so magnificently, if I don't go to a pyramid scheme, it will be a condescension......

I patted the flower monk and looked back at the empty room again.

I asked Xiao Yuqi, "Where's my little brother Liangpi?" ”

Xiao Yuqi gagged her mouth, and seemed to be still haunted by the fact that I had eaten dog meat just now.

"I don't know, I didn't see him when I got up." Xiao Yuqi didn't have a good airway.

The flower monk on the side picked his teeth and said to me with a full hiccup: "That ice cube went out before dawn." ”

"Where?"

"I don't know." Monk Hua shook his head and said, "But the deity can feel that your little brother of the ice cube seems to be doing something in secret. ”

"Oh? Do you know this? Could it be that the kid went to wash his feet? I laughed.

Monk Hua shook his head, "Yesterday he also went out before dawn, but when I came back, I found that there was an extra smell on his body." ”

Listening to the words of Monk Hua, my heart was shocked!

This nose cow, you can smell the smell of the cold skin, and sure enough, the dog meat was not eaten in vain!

Without waiting for me to joke, Monk Hua's next words surprised me!

I only heard Monk Hua say: "Your little brother of ice cubes, there is an extra breath of death on his body." ”

"What's that? Dead air? ”

"Yes, the deity suspects that your little brother of the ice cube is very likely to have gone to kill someone......" said the flower monk.

At this moment, I couldn't help but feel a violent shock in my heart!

Although Monk Hua usually drinks and eats a little bit, the credibility of his words is actually quite high.

So when I heard him say this, I also secretly gasped!

Uncle, it's only been a few days of stable life? Why can't that kid stay still?

I frowned, this cool skin is also a newcomer here, and he shouldn't have made any enemies, no, when he comes back, I must ask him to see what the hell is going on!

After sending Monk Hua and Xiao Yuqi away, I lay on the sofa and quickly fell asleep.

And before I could sleep for long, I suddenly felt a hot pain in my face!

I opened my eyes and found that Monk Hua was staring at me with a serious face.

"Why?" I covered my face, and I was about to explode when I got up!

Monk Hua glanced at me, and then dragged me up!

"Now that you've had enough to eat, it's time to get down to business." Monk Hua raised his eyebrows.

"What's that? If you want to wash your feet, wait until I can sleep! ”

"Do you remember the trick that the deity taught you was born as a Buddha?"

I nodded dimly and said, "Remember, I was often abused because of the trick I used." ”

"Okay, take out the Buddha Sutra, the deity will teach you the second trick now."

Hearing Monk Hua's words, my mind was stunned!

"You're going to teach me a second trick?"

As soon as I was recruited, I suddenly couldn't react! What's going on? Why did the monk take the initiative to teach me skills? It's been a long time!

I remember that when I was born as a Buddha before, I was still stalking and forcing him, but now, this guy is so active, which makes me a little unaccustomed.

"What are you stunned about, it's rare that the deity wants to teach you, you don't want to learn yet? Didn't you stalk and ask the deity to teach you last time? If you don't learn it, you can say it, and the deity is too lazy to teach! ”

"Brother monk, I'll learn!"

Someone taught me skills, and I was naturally happy to do it; Not to mention the flower monk, who doesn't know the antiquities unearthed thousands of years ago, the ability of this teaching will definitely not be weak!

I quickly stretched out my hand and grabbed it into the crotch of my pants, and after fishing in it for a while, I grabbed the already yellowed Buddha Sutra and pulled it out......

Monk Hua took the Buddha Sutra, turned to the second page, and then raised his eyebrows and said to me: "Look at it, this is the second form of the Nine Styles of Killing in the Buddha Sutra, the second Buddha ascends to heaven!" ”

Monk Hua didn't wait for me to answer, he directly pointed to the pattern on the Buddha Sutra, and then stretched out his hand and pinched out a trick......

"In ancient times, there were two Buddhas, one Buddha was called good, one Buddha was called evil, and the two Buddhas restrained each other...... So the two Buddhas united, good and evil together, with good and evil power to destroy demons, since then, this technique is called the birth of two Buddhas......"

The flower monk said thoughtfully, and I quickly pricked up my ears to listen.

And what makes me so happy is that the flower monk over there is pinching the trick, and here in my mind is the same as the previous learning to catch the moon with meteors, it is the same kind of loop replay that appears in my mind.

In this way, my learning ability has obviously been greatly improved.

What others can only look at once, I can look at in an infinite loop...... See tired, see annoying.

At this moment, I was even a little secretly sad: If I could have been so awesome a few years earlier, then maybe I would be a super scholar, and all kinds of exams must have been captured, and at that time, what did the class flower school spend, didn't you obediently call me a scholar brother?

Just when I was fantasizing, suddenly, I felt another hot pain in my face!

"Uncle, you ......"

Before I finished speaking, Monk Hua was already raising his thick eyebrows, and said with a look of displeasure: "The deity said, to learn the Nine Styles of Killing, you must unite your mind and mind, look at your nose, look at your nose and mouth, and look at your mouth and heart...... Look at you again, your mouth is almost to the sky! ”

Looking at Monk Hua's unhappy appearance, I hurriedly said with a flattering face: "Okay, okay, I'm not distracted, what should you do, I'll listen carefully......"

After my gentle whispers and promise to accompany him to steal the dog at night, Monk Hua re-practiced the technique of the ascension of the two Buddhas to heaven with a slight dissipation of anger.

A few minutes later, under the eyes of the flower monk that were the size of copper coins, I rehearsed the trick of the two Buddhas' ascension to heaven without any mistakes.

Monk Hua stared at me, his two thick eyebrows were almost squeezed together, and his face full of horizontal flesh couldn't help but twitch!

"You kid, you learned it after watching it once?" Monk Hua asked incredulously.

I shrugged, "Didn't you see them all?" I'm such a genius, sir. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Monk Hua was already about to slap me in the face!

This time, however, I saw it clearly and easily dodged his slap.

"If you have something to say, don't hit me in the face, I will eat with my face."

"You kid said, how can you learn the ascension of the second Buddha to heaven just after watching it once? The last time you learned that a Buddha was born, it was no different from a piece of wood, so why ...... now?"

"I don't know the specifics, I just know that I've only recently started to become such a genius." I said helplessly, I don't want to become such a genius, but I can't help it, the things that are destined to happen, since I can't resist, I can only enjoy it!

Monk Hua still didn't believe it, and as I walked back and forth on the side, I shook my head, and simply didn't say more, ready to sleep again!

But before I could close my eyes, suddenly, there was a violent vibration of the mobile phone in my pocket!

I lazily took out my phone and looked at it, and found that there was a text message that I hadn't read.

I clicked on it and saw that the text message read: "Your friend Xia Liu is a handsome guy who has gone online, and left you a message: Comrade Xiao Zhou, do you feel that your IQ has soared recently, and it is so easy to learn anything?" ”