Seeing the reaction, Hongsan also fussed and shouted, "Huh? Why is your reaction so big? Are you a child? ”

Fucking bullshit, do I look like I've been broken?! I kept taking deep breaths to try to calm down. Because in front of a big man, I really think this picture is a little weird.

Hong San pursed his lips on the side, "Hey, hey, hey" and laughed non-stop, laughing so much that my heart couldn't calm down.

His eyes were like poisonous snakes, as if they were about to burrow into my crotch, and I turned my back while secretly scolding this grassroots If it is not weird, it is a natural Viagra, this red three is really lacking in virtue, give me this food well. When I calm down, I must settle accounts with him!

Originally, I planned to be very good, and I could avoid his ambiguous and weird eyes by turning my back, so I took a deep breath and calmed down, but I didn't pay attention to the environment here......

When I opened my eyes, a big black face was facing me, and there was a burst of laughter, and I was so shocked that I ducked back, and suddenly realized that the environment around me was different.

Isn't the person in front of me my old grandmother? I scratched my head in confusion, and then I heard the old lady say to me, "Why are you asleep here, you child?" ”

Sleep? I looked up and down, left and right, and found that I was lying under the big tree, with my head resting on a thick tree root that was exposed to the ground, and a nodule the size of a human head was next to my head.

It turned out to be a dream! I let out a long breath, suddenly realized that something was wrong, and looked down to see that the tent was so big......

Depend on! I hurriedly sat up, hiding my stiff embarrassment. I said how the old lady smiled weirdly, this is a loss for adults. I knew that this would happen in the morning, and who would have thought that a nap in the middle of the morning would be like this.

As soon as I sat up, I understood why such an embarrassing thing happened at noon - holding my pee!

I forced myself to ask the old grandmother: "Old grandmother, are you okay?" Why did my grandfather let you out? ”

The old lady sighed with a smile: "He drank too much and fell asleep." Won't I just come out to look for you? I guess you can't leave, you came here today to support the old lady's business, right? ”

I nodded, "yes, that's right, but didn't you see that too?" My grandfather won't let me interfere, and if I do, I'll have to find my dad, so I'm also very embarrassed about this now. ”

The old lady said: "I know, but you have to help the old grandmother with gold, if you don't help me, I really have no tricks." After you left for the first two days, your grandfather scolded me, let me keep my mouth shut, don't talk about anything, or he will clean me up. He must have known that I was telling you something, I knew his ability, but he didn't help me. ”

"Old lady, you misunderstood." I smiled and said to her, "Grandpa didn't help you, but he didn't tell you." Actually......"

"Ahem!" Huang Tianchou didn't know where to come out, coughed at me twice, I looked up, he was shaking his head at me with a cold face, seeing his cold expression, I was more eager to pee.

"Actually, what?" The old grandmother couldn't hear Huang Tianchou making a move at me, and asked vigorously: "What didn't your old grandfather tell me?" ”

"Ah, that, actually...... Actually, you have to think long-term. I folded a lock of silk and said, "Grandpa didn't tell you how big his ability is, he just doesn't take care of those things that scare you at night, if he comes up, then deal with this matter in minutes......"

"You don't know, gold." The old grandmother said with a sad face: "If you want to say that he is twenty years younger, no, ten years old, if your grandfather is ten years younger, I really don't worry." But now his body is getting weaker and weaker, and he can't do any work. My family and the land depend on me. Your grandfather's body was okay with the bones ten years ago, and if anyone had a problem, he walked around and coughed twice. But now it doesn't work, every night he is panting in his throat, and he can't sleep well with his hands and feet, and I can't touch him yet, and when I touch him, he will be anxious with me. I was so frightened that I was like the old hen, and I didn't dare to make do with him. ”

"That ......" I hesitated and didn't know what to say, I raised my eyes and glanced at Huang Tianchou, Huang Tianchou shook his head slowly at me, I understood that he meant to let me stop talking nonsense.

"In that case, old lady, you go home first." I smiled and said to her, "I'll see if there's anyone in the city in a while, and I'll take a ride back." When I came, I didn't dare to tell my dad that he was here to help your family. I'll go back and tell him to go, so that when my grandfather sues, I will have the confidence, right? ”

"So, what about today?" The old lady obviously didn't want me to leave like this, so she asked me with a bitter face: "Besides, it's afternoon, and no one will take a car into the city." Then why don't I wake up your grandfather and send you back? ”

"No, if he sends me, then my dad won't know what's going on all at once." I coaxed her and said, "I'll go back by hiring a car." You can go back first! ”

"Why are you coming back to the gold?" The old lady asked worriedly.

"Soon, rest assured!" I comforted her.

I watched the old lady go back step by step, and when I saw that I was far away, I quickly pulled my belt and wanted to solve the internal emergency. Huang Tianchou stopped me, pointed to the roots of the tree, and said to me: "I was so happy just now, but now I am going to flood people's Chentangguan?" ”

I looked in the direction of his finger, and found that there was a small hole with the thickness of a finger under the root of the tree, similar to the hole in my dream, that is, much smaller, I thought about the position where I was lying down just now, and suddenly realized that at first I was indeed sitting in this position, that is, using my ass to block the hole, and then I don't know why, I actually fell asleep, and also pillowed on the root, and because of the hateful eyes of the red three in the dream, I accidentally hit the nodules.

Dare to love that is not just a dream!

I raised my head, frowned and asked Huang Tianchou, "What happened just now?" Where did you go? That Hongsan made me a hole inside, and fed me aphrodisiac grass, why are you a talisman to report the horse? ”

Huang Tianchou smiled and waved his hand and said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not aphrodisiac grass, it's dragon yang grass, it's a good thing to replenish your yang energy, you are purely holding urine, don't blame others!" ”

"Then where am I going to sprinkle?" I asked with a blank look.

Huang Tianchou led me to a tattered firewood pile and said, "Here, that tree is all enlightened, and you are not good at urinating on others." ”

"I'll just say, that tree is so big that it's a little bit of a thing." While savoring the pleasant feeling, I asked Huang Tianchou: "What the hell is going on with the red three?" Has he really cultivated and become an immortal? It's the first time I've seen this thing cultivating immortals. ”

Huang Tianchou said with a smile: "Everything in the world has spirituality, and there are many who become immortals if they are not careful. I found out about that guy as soon as I got here, but I didn't pay much attention to it because it was too weak. I deliberately hid with Feixue today, otherwise, do you think he would dare to come out? ”

"You two are bad enough, aren't you afraid of any accidents with me?" I lifted my pants and took Huang Tianchou to the small forest behind the firewood stack, which was quieter than under the big tree, unlike the people coming and going at the entrance of the village.

"Don't worry, we know it!" Huang Tianchou smiled and said, "Feixue has your situation in hand." And that guy really didn't have the intention of harming you, he finally cultivated into an immortal, and he couldn't be guilty of breaking the immortal path and destroying the immortal root for the sake of an ignorant person, right? Didn't you see that he was still entertaining you with good things? ”

"Aphrodisiac grass?" I glared at him.

Huang Tianchou corrected me and said, "It's Longyang grass!" It's an ordinary grass that grows on the eyes of the pure yang, and you can't see the difference on the surface, even more wilting than the grass that grows elsewhere, but the roots below are different, do you think about the grass roots you eat, do they taste the same as ordinary grass roots? ”

I thought about it for a while and said to Huang Tianchou: "It seems to be different...... Phew, when have I ever eaten ordinary grassroots! ”

Huang Tianchou laughed evilly, and I said to him helplessly: "Big brother, can you stop playing like this in the future, I don't know if you are not by my side, okay?" Thanks to the dragon didn't try to trick me, would I still be able to stand and talk to you? ”

"It's not like we're out of fart and keep our throats, that earth dragon is actually very useful!" Huang Tianchou said: "Don't look at the low mana of others, but after all, it is a land-sitting household here." We know more than the land lord, we want to find out the situation of your grandfather's family, he is the most suitable person. It's just that you didn't think about it, but you slapped people on the back, and I gave you goosebumps...... But speaking of which, I just remembered that he didn't say what his real body was, how could you guess that he was an earth dragon? ”

"Hard to guess?" I sneered: "Don't forget what Qingru taught me!" ”

Huang Tianchou thought for a moment and slapped his thigh: "Oh, it turns out that this is the case, you can understand it quickly!" ”

"That's right, the smell of those little cubs is wrong, and then contact them to call them father and mother, and there is one who says that I will be a pig's brain." I triumphantly said, "Quite surprised, huh? I might as well tell you that before I entered the cave, I used my feet to make a hexagram and got a heavenly peace, otherwise I could rashly go in with him? Cut! ”

"Okay, you!" Huang Tianchou smiled: "I really have to be impressed with you!" ”

"Less sycophants, get down to business." I asked Huang Tianchou: "Why didn't you let me tell the truth to my old grandmother today?" ”

Huang Tianchou sneered: "Why? Hum! Just because your grandfather lied today! ”