Hey! What's the matter with this old man? I've made it clear that I'm here to help him deal with trouble, why is he still hypocritical?

I looked at him with a frown, and he glared back at me not to be outdone, and I asked tentatively: "Grandpa, can you tell me why you don't need me to help you?" ”

"You don't have to worry about our family's affairs." The old grandfather's anger was a little difficult to contain and said: "Jinzi, if you have this old grandfather in your heart, you will hear that the old grandfather will send you back in a car after you have eaten and drunk enough, if you don't hear about it, the old grandfather will find your father and mother, and I won't believe that you don't even listen to your old man's words." ”

Hearing the noise in the house, the old lady just came in to dissuade her. The old grandfather was worried that he had no place to sprinkle his anger, and now it was all sprinkled on the old grandmother's body, and the nose was not a nose, and the face was not a face, and the old grandmother was scolded.

As soon as I saw that this old man had really drunk too much, I was worried about how to persuade him to end this farce, so I saw Huang Tianchou standing at the door with a cold face and giving me a look and motioning for me to go out.

It's okay to go out, I think about my grandfather's current state of excitement, I must say that everything is in vain, and he has to set a car to send me back, this is a drunk driving, do I dare to sit? What if the horse has a gimmick? So while he was scolding, I also pretended to be angry, put on my shoes and went to the ground angrily, and dropped a sentence: "I don't care about your family affairs, how can you do it!" ”

With that, I walked out.

As soon as the old grandmother said "hey", she was stopped by the old grandfather's voice, and she heard him stretch his neck and shout: "Loser old lady, you dare to go out of this door, see if I don't discount your legs!" The old lady suddenly stopped moving.

I paced to the head of the village, took a dip under the roots of the big tree, and asked Huang Tianchou what he meant by the way.

Huang Tianchou said to me: "Brother Shui, haven't you understood it yet? Your grandfather is not easy to do! If you stay at his house any longer, you might really have to take you back in a car. We only have three days, and we can't waste it on the road. ”

"Damn, that's easy for you to say, so what do you mean?" I tilted my head to look at Huang Tianchou and asked, "Could it be that you let me sleep on the tree at night?" I can't let the mosquitoes eat it alive, right? ”

"Big brother, can you have a higher vision?" Huang Tianchou said helplessly: "Mosquitoes are fart, what we want is merit, do you understand?" ”

"Yes." I said angrily: "But now that the family has issued an eviction order, let's lick our faces?" ”

"Don't worry!" Huang Tianchou smiled and said, "Don't worry, your old grandmother will definitely come over in a while, and it will be easy for her to come." ”

"Really?" I don't believe it, the old grandfather's fiery temper is now burning, and the old grandmother dares to go against the wind?

Huang Tianchou smiled slightly and proposed, "Why don't you ...... Do you get some sleep first? ”

I stretched my waist and yawned, found a more comfortable position to lean on the trunk of the tree, closed my eyes, and fell asleep in less than a minute.

I felt that I had fallen asleep for a while, someone called me, I opened my eyes a little slit, and saw a red-faced man wearing a set of brown clothes, his red face was a little colored with his clothes, I rubbed my eyes and asked him, "Is there something wrong with you?" ”

The red-faced man asked me expressionlessly, "Where are you?" ”

"I ...... Sleep. "I was a little confused by his question.

The red-faced man said unhappily: "You sleep when you sleep, you are blocking the gate of my house?" My little cub can't get out of the house, do you think I shouldn't touch you? ”

"Your door?" I glanced back and asked, "Isn't this a tree?" How did it become the door of your house? ”

"You take your big belly aside, and see for yourself if the door of my house is blocked for you." The red-faced man said angrily.

As soon as I heard him say that, I understood that I had blocked the hole of something. I hurriedly stood up and looked back to see a large tree hole under my buttocks, and there seemed to be something poking my brain inside.

I hurriedly apologized to others: "Dude, I'm sorry, I drank a little wine this afternoon, and I was sleepy for a while, but I didn't expect it to be so coincidental and block the door of your house." Don't mind. ”

When the red-faced man saw me say this, his attitude softened: "That's good to say, you don't have a heart." Lucky for you, my little cub wanted to bite you in the belly, but thanks to me coming back. If you don't dislike it, come into the house and nag? ”

"No need." I waved my hand and said, "I'm already causing trouble, so I don't want to bother anymore." ”

"It's okay, look at your face, it's not us, right?" The red-faced man stretched out his hand and made a gesture of invitation: "It's time to visit the door, what else do you have to be polite?" ”

I don't want to be polite, but who knows where this guy came from. Where did Huang Tianchou and Hu Feixue go? I raised my eyes and looked around, I didn't look at their shadows for a long time, I shouted twice with my heart and didn't move, the red-faced man looked at me expectantly, I saw that it was difficult to resist, so I had to grit my teeth, clench my fists and say to him: "Then disturb!" ”

Originally, this tree hole was only the size of a leather ball, but this red-faced man expanded to more than one person with one finger of his hand, and it was convenient for me to walk in, and I could pass through with a slight bow.

Looking inside outside, the tree hole was dark, but as soon as I entered, there was a hole in the sky. The big tree is hollow, and when you look up, the sky above it looks like a bright moon, illuminating the hole through the layers of leaves. And it's not as unbearable as I imagined, it's very dry and tidy, four bare-chested little dolls wearing red belly pockets look at the tiger's head, and when they see me coming in, they pounce on me and don't recognize life at all.

I have a natural phobia of children, I am afraid of being entangled by them, but today I don't feel this way, I think these four children are very rare, the most important thing, I don't know why, they have a strange fragrance on their bodies, which makes people smell clear-headed, smart ears and eyes, I can't help but smell them one by one.

The red-faced man sat down on a tree stump and said to me, "The house is relatively simple, so don't be disgusted." Feel free to sit down! ”

After speaking, he yelled at the four fleshy little dolls: "Why don't you hurry up and do what you should do, what are you going to do here!" ”

The four fleshy little dolls laughed, and you said a bunch of inaudible words without saying a word, and made a grimace at the red-faced man, and ran away without a trace.

I looked at the four round butts and asked the red-faced man, "I don't know what to call a dude?" ”

"Hey, I don't have a name, I don't have a surname, you can call it whatever you want." The red-faced man smiled disapprehantly.

"Hehe, okay." I smiled at him: "My brother's hometown is in this tun?" ”

The red-faced man nodded: "Yes, since I was born, I haven't been out in this square area." ”

"My brother is really meritorious." I laughed and said, "No wonder this tunzi is in good weather, it's all up to my brother Ze." ”

"You say this, it's false." The red-faced man said mockingly: "How can I be worthy of you saying that." ”

"The fruits on the seedlings and slopes on the crops of this land are all owned by my brother, how can they not be called?" I smiled and said to him, "If it weren't for my brother, why would the land here be so soft and fertile?" ”

The red-faced man was stunned for a moment, and then laughed "haha": "I'm a father, I can't see it, you are quite treacherous, and you actually saw through it." Okay, well, the old king in our tunzi doesn't know what my real body is, you actually say a word, why are you so powerful? ”

I smiled and said to the red-faced man, "Dude, can you tell me your name this time?" ”

"Let's call me Hongsan!" The red-faced man said with a smile.

"It turned out to be the third master." I got up and bowed: "I often hear the fairy brother in my family mention that grass, wood, insects and ants are the most difficult to cultivate. First, the longevity is short, and secondly, the divine consciousness is incomplete, and the third master can cultivate to today's supernatural powers, it is really not easy, and I will worship it! ”

With that, I slammed it to the ground. Hongsan hurriedly stood up and hugged me: "What are you doing here?" I'm embarrassed. I know that acquaintance is fate. It's nice to meet you today, and look at you. I wanted to invite you to come to the house to sit and make friends, but I didn't expect to be invited, you are the master. I'm nothing. ”

"Why should the third master be too humble?" I smiled and said, "I'm also pleasantly surprised to meet you." ”

"Hey, stop being polite to me, I'm dizzy for a while." Hongsan smiled and said, "You sit down quickly, I'll get you some delicious food." ”

"Third master, no need...... Let's do it! "Before I finished speaking, there was an extra plate in Hongsan's hand, and he handed it to me, and I looked at it, good guy, what is this? Look at the rhizomes of all plants!

I picked up a root that was still sticking to the soil and asked him, "Third master, is this ...... Old ginseng? ”

"Where can I get you to get old ginseng?" Hongsan said: "This is not old ginseng, but it is also very rare, this thing is called dragon root grass, the most yang supplement, you eat and try!" ”

"Replenishing the yang?" I was stunned for a moment: "What yang to make up?" ”

"Don't you know if you eat it?" Hongsan said with a smile.

I tried to bite a little, and Hongsan immediately frowned: "Eh, what's the use of biting so much?" It's sweet when you eat it. ”

I want to eat it too, but isn't it muddy? But when I thought of Hongsan's true body, it was estimated that he really didn't take this mud as a dirty thing, so I had to bite off a big bite.

Not to mention, this thing is really like what Hong San said, a little sweet, and a little ...... Teeth!

It's strange if you eat a mouthful of dirt and don't have teeth. Fortunately, there was plenty of juice in the roots, and I swallowed everything in my mouth with the slightly sweet juice.

Suddenly, a warm current rushed straight to the umbilicus for three points, I damn it! I finally understand what kind of yang this dragon root grass is supplementing! No wonder it's called such a name, and it's still Longgen...... This thing is not a yang tonic but an aphrodisiac!