Chapter 238: Lonely Men and Widows (2)
Wei Nong didn't think about it that much at all, she just watched Yuan Che suddenly get up and open the tent, and thought that he wanted to take the opportunity to take away the Thrilling Sword. Although Yuan Che kept saying that the role of the Sword of Surprise had been completed, who knew if there were any other mechanisms in the place where the book was hidden that needed to be opened with the Sword of Shock? She thought about it, but still put the sword into the sword bag and wrapped it around her waist again.
At the beginning, Yuan Che still listened attentively to the slight movement, but he tossed and turned for half a night tonight, and he was so tired that he fell into a deep sleep unconsciously and had no dreams all night......
The next day, he was awakened by the midday sun. The moment he opened his eyes, the whole tent was filled with dazzling sunlight, and he had been used to it for a long time. When he was completely sober and hurriedly grabbed the dragon sword and walked out of the tent, he found that Wei Nong was gone! Her parcel and tent are gone!
Yuan Che didn't seem to believe what was in front of him, and it took a long time to accept the truth. He couldn't tell what it was like in his heart, as if he had raised a well-behaved pony and was very obedient to her, but when he kept it, the pony became a wolf, bit him and abandoned him!
Yuan Che held the dragon sword tightly, and slashed on the grass as if venting, shouting as he slashed: "Bastard! Brute! White-eyed wolf! Stinky woman! β
In a short time, a meadow had been cut to the ground. He simply sat down, and continued to scold with the dragon sword, but this time as soon as he scolded twice, footsteps sounded in his ears.
"What are you doing?" Wei Nong slowly approached, looked at the messy grass in front of him, and asked in amazement.
The sound pierced through his limbs like a heavenly sound, making his whole body feel refreshed indescribably! He hurriedly got up: "Where the have you been?" β
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw slightly wet hair, and her clean robe. So he said again, "Oh, you're going to wash!" He never dared to say the word "bath".
Wei Nong glanced at him faintly: "I got up early to hunt and soiled my clothes, so I simply washed them." β
"Oh." Yuan Che didn't know what to say.
Wei Nong glanced at him again: "I'm going to start the barbecue." β
"Oh." He's still the same word.
Wei Nong didn't speak again, turned around and left. Yuan Che awkwardly followed her, only to find that she had already chopped the wood and re-erected the fire not far from last night. Not only that, Yu Shangqing's body was also gone, and there was nothing unusual about that place last night except for some bloody gas and a pile of burned firewood. Even the blood was absorbed into the soil, leaving no trace.
And Weinong also shot two birds, which had been plucked and washed, and she was planning to skewer the meat. Yuan Che saw that he couldn't help, so he had nothing to say: "Where is your tent?" β
"I've laid my clothes by the fountain." Wei Nong replied casually, and his hands kept moving.
This time it was Yuan Che's turn to be stunned: "How many things have you done in one morning?" β
"I didn't sleep last night." Slightly thick, concise and to the point.
Yuan Che frowned: "Then how can you hurry?" β
"Didn't you say you would have a full day off today?"
It seems that he did say it himself yesterday...... Yuan Cheol felt that he had recently started to forget.
Wei Nong didn't pay attention to him anymore, concentrated on being a cook, and waited until the game was almost roasted before he looked up and asked him, "Do you have any way to test the poison?" I don't want to 'sacrifice my life' anymore. β
Yuan Che was naturally prepared, turned around and ran back to the tent to find the baggage, and took out a box of silver needles after a long time. He was very cautious, pricking the two roast birds from head to tail to make sure that each piece of meat was not poisonous, and then pulled out the needles one by one: "It's ready to eat." β
Wei Nong looked at the game covered with silver needles, and couldn't help laughing.
Yuan Cheol also smiled. The two of them had a hard meal, and after the meal, Yuan Che exclaimed that his skills were good, and the latter accepted the praise with peace of mind, and went to the spring to collect clothes.
Yuan Che followed with a dead face, and saw in the distance next to a bubbling spring of living water, and the tent was as clean as new! And the hooks around him were full of clothes, and among them were ...... Women's intimate clothing.
All but two of the robes were half-dry. Wei Nongmian put away his clothes without changing color, and said while closing them: "The sun is good today, and there is wind, don't you wash it?" β
"I ......" Yuan Che can't say that he doesn't know how to do laundry. When there were four people in the past, because of the smallest division of labor, she volunteered to wash clothes for everyone. But Yuan Che will not be naΓ―ve to think that she will wash him in the future.
"I'll make do with it for a few more days!" That's all he can say.
Wei Nong ignored him, and went straight to the tent, hanging the dry clothes on the branches.
Yuan Che began to be speechless again: "What time is it?" Why is it still so hot? What's the afternoon arrangement? It's boring not to rush. β
Wei Nong replied to him one by one: "Look at the sky, it's not yet Shen Shi; Spring warmers will get hotter and hotter; It's boring not to hurry, so I was going to do your laundry in the afternoon, but unfortunately you refused. β
Yuan Che was suddenly choked speechless, and he didn't know whether to cry or laugh: "You! You, you, you, you! β
"I'm not finished yet," Wei Nong held out a finger at him, "wash your clothes once, and roll up the national policy." β
The two originally said that Yunchen's twelve volumes of national policy would be divided equally, and each would take six volumes. Wei Nong, this is clearly going to stand out for Yunchen. Yuan Che suddenly became annoyed, and a certain emotion called anger in his chest ignited again: "You fucking take advantage of the fire to rob!" β
Wei Nong was very innocent: "I didn't force you, this is a deal you are willing to make." β
Yuan Che was so angry that he kicked on the trunk of the tree: "Even if Lao Tzu is naked, he won't let you get your wish!" Hum! β
He shrugged his shoulders, but his face couldn't hide his tiredness: "Then you please." β
This whole afternoon, Yuan Che spent it sulking. Wei Nong was busy for a while, and in the evening, he set up his tent early and lay down to sleep.
Yuan Che didn't feel that he needed to do laundry, but after being reminded like this, he couldn't help but open his baggage and take a look - there was only one set of clean clothes! Everything else is dirty! If you go down like this, you won't be able to survive the descent!
So he gritted his teeth and decided to do the laundry himself! He immediately sprang into action, carrying a pile of dirty clothes and walking towards the fountain where he bathed. In the twilight, the sparkling spring water shimmered with orange-gold waves, like a seductive koi fish, tempting him to go into the water to catch it.
Yuan Che has always loved cleanliness, and remembered that Weinong had bathed here, so he took off his robe and jumped into the spring. The mountain stream at the end of February was still a little cool, and Yuan Che couldn't help but feel excited, but when he remembered that Wei Nong dared to jump in and wash, he didn't say anything.
He endured the coldness and took a pleasant bath in the spring water, and the more he washed, the more comfortable he felt. After a long time, he went ashore naked, changed the only clean robe on his body, and began to do his laundry.
The dignified prince of Wei Hou is so noble, he has never washed anything since he was a child, and he doesn't know how to start at all. He didn't even know what the soap horn looked like or where to look for it. Standing by the spring and thinking for a moment, he simply threw all his clothes into the spring, squatted down and planned to rub them twice.
But the water flowed so fast that it washed away all the robes at once! Seeing this, Yuan Che chased after him, shouting while chasing: "Hey, hey! Hey, hey! Hold it! β
It's a pity that the water is flowing too fast, and it flows to the depths of the unexplored jungle, and he really has nowhere to stay, and he is powerless to chase after it. After chasing like this for a long time, even the robe on his body was wet, and in the end he only got back a piece of clothing and a piece of dirty pants, and he didn't have a belt.
Yuan Che looked at himself who was drenched, and the clothes and pants that were wet on his hands, and he only felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his life! He didn't want Wei Nong to see such an ugly state at all, so he had to return to the camp silently, strip naked and get into the tent. I didn't want to care about the wet clothes, so I threw them in a mess in a corner of the tent, and I was depressed all night.
Fortunately, in the second half of the night, he suffered from a cold wind, his eyes were hot, his throat was swollen and sore, his mind was dizzy, and his breath was weak.
And Wei Nong was too tired in the past two days, and slept very soundly last night, although she heard some movement from Yuan Che during the period, she was too lazy to get up and watch, so she slept until dawn. Early the next morning, she went to the spring to wash and was about to pack up the tent and continue on her way, when she heard coughing from the tent next door.
She was afraid that Yuan Che had played some trick again, so she stood outside and didn't move. But Yuan Che had already heard her movements, and immediately shouted hoarsely, "You come in!" β
Wei Nong knew that something was wrong when he heard the voice, and hurriedly ran in: "What's wrong with you?" β
Yuan Che sat up strongly, revealing his thin and naked upper body, and looked listless: "I was cold in the bath last night." β
Wei Nong immediately turned his back to him: "You put on your clothes first." β
Yuan Che coughed weakly: "It's all wet, I can't wear it." β
"How can you get your clothes wet in the shower?" Wei Nong paused, but still didn't dare to turn around: "Also, why do you bathe at night?" Shouldn't you go to the bath at noon? β
Yuan Che raised his eyebrows: "Is it still time to bathe?" I've always bathed whenever I wanted. β
Wei Nong smiled helplessly: "That's in the Weihou Mansion!" Not in the wild. If there is plenty of sunlight at noon, the spring water will become hot, so you won't get cold when you bathe! How can you go to the bath at night, don't you feel cold? β
Yuan Che was speechless for a moment, so he had to say stiffly: "I don't think so!" β
Wei Nong tried hard to hold back a smile: "Then dare to ask His Royal Highness, can you still be in a hurry today?" β
"Can you turn around and speak?" Yuan Che sneezed: "It's too rude to talk behind my back!" β
"That's your rudeness!" Wei Nong froze and did not move.
Yuan Che knew that he was naked now, so he had to lift the mattress up and cover his chest: "Okay, you turn around!" β
In fact, he wants to go light, if not for anything else, it's not bad to tease Weinong. She is usually too serious, and he really wants to see her look ashamed, but he is afraid that the other party will turn his face in anger and abandon him when he is most vulnerable...... With this analysis, he decided to be honest.