Chapter 239: Lonely Men and Widows (3)
Wei Nong turned around and saw that Yuan Che's shoulders were still exposed. She was about to lose her temper, but Yuan Che had already shrugged her shoulders: "I tried my best, and if I lift it up, the lower half of my body should be naked again." ”
What he said was the truth, in order to be able to take the boat, he threw away everything that should have been thrown, and only brought a futon that took up the least space, and it was also the smallest and thinnest. He sleeps with his waist up on weekdays, but now he is pulled to his chest, and he can barely cover it below his calves.
Naturally, compared to the lower half of his body, Wei Nong would rather his upper body be bare, so he didn't care about it anymore, and asked generously: "Doesn't Yu Shangqing still leave a futon?" ”
Yuan Che made a disgusted look: "I threw it." ”
I'd rather get cold than use someone else's leftovers, but it's like the original style. Wei Nong had to ask with concern: "Are you serious?" Can you still make it today? ”
Yuan Che waved his hand weakly: "Rest for another day." No, no, two days! Forget it, it's still three days! ”
Wei Nong looked at his sick appearance, and didn't say anything, only said, "I'll go boil some hot water." ”
Yuan Che frowned: "Shouldn't you go to find medicine at this time?" ”
Slightly thick "hehe" smiled: "Do you know medicine?" I don't understand. ”
Yuan Che coughed lightly: "It seems that your thirty volumes of strange books are not useless, and medical books are a little useful!" ”
"It's too early to say that." Wei Nong blocked him again.
Yuan Che had nothing more to say, so he had to lie down again: "Okay, you go boil water!" ”
"A volume of national focus." Wei Nong took advantage of the fire to rob.
Yuan Che sat up again suddenly, and his eyes widened: "What did you say?" ”
With this laying, his upper body was naked again, and it was completely naked! Wei Nong was a little embarrassed when he saw this, so he stood far away in the corner of the tent and smiled at him: "The work related to finding books, of course, is shared by everyone, such as opening the road and cooking, this is my responsibility, and I will never shirk it." But it's a big deal...... We'll have to do the math again. ”
Yuan Che twitched the corners of his mouth when he heard this, and felt that his lungs were about to explode: "That is to say, in the past few days that I have been infected with wind and cold, every time you boil water, I have to give you a roll of national policy; You feed me two mouthfuls of food, and I have to give me a roll; You cover me with a quilt, and I'll have to give you another roll, right? ”
When he said this, he slapped his thigh angrily, ignoring the hoarseness of his voice, and laughed sarcastically: "You are really good at calculating, I have a total of six volumes of national policies, and you have snatched them all like this?" ”
"Forget it, I'll keep going, you will fend for yourself!" Still smiling, Weinong was about to walk out of the tent.
"The night is slightly thick! Twilight! Yuan Che was so angry that he called out indiscriminately, pointed at her and shouted, "You try again?" ”
Wei Nong made a frightened expression, and deliberately shuddered: "Shizi, this is already the end of February, and if you delay it any longer, snakes, insects, rats, ants, wolves, lions, tigers and leopards will all come out to forage!" I'll stay and take care of you, but isn't it worth risking my life to trade a book for a mere book? Or is your life not worth a book? ”
Yuan Che has been treated like this since he was a child, but he is pampered and can't take care of himself at all. Thinking about how to make it a few days, he was very itchy in his heart, so after thinking about it, he finally gritted his teeth: "Okay!" You take care of me for three days, and I'll give you a volume of national policy! ”
"One roll a day!" Slightly thick immediately increase the price.
"Two rolls!" Yuan Che looked at her with a gloomy face, and stretched out two fingers: "Just two rolls, and you have to be responsible for washing and wiping your body, serving soup and feeding medicine, until I recover!" ”
Wei Nong also knew that he couldn't get an inch, so he compromised and nodded: "A word is a certainty!" You can't go back on it! ”
"If I repent, can't I make a promise with my body?" Yuan Che tugged at the corners of his mouth again.
Wei Nong didn't bother to take care of him anymore, and straightened up: "Then I'll go boil water." ”
"By the way, I washed my clothes too." Yuan Che pointed to the corner of the tent and immediately began to make a gesture.
In order to get two volumes of national policy, Wei Nong really plans to be a cow and a horse. She walked straight to the corner of the tent, scooped up the clumps of soaked clothes, and asked Yuan Che, "Just a few pieces?" What about other clothes? I'll wash it all together. ”
Yuan Che's expression was a little awkward.
Wei Nong didn't understand what he meant, and asked again: "What about the other clothes?" Don't you need to wash it? ”
"I threw it." Yuan Che finally replied.
"Thrown?" Wei Nong really couldn't understand: "Why did you throw it away?" ”
"It's dirty, it's ugly, I don't want to wear it."
These three reasons ...... Wei Min couldn't hold back a smile: "You can wash your clothes if they are dirty, and you don't have to be too particular about it in the mountains, no one will look at it anyway." What the hell are you awkward? ”
"Why are you talking so much nonsense!" Yuan Che pointed to the door of the tent and gave an eviction order: "Let you wash a few pieces, wash a few pieces, what do you ask!" Roll on, go wash! ”
If it was in the past, Wei Nong would definitely not ask again, and he would more or less save face for him. But today, for some reason, she suddenly became interested in teasing him, and solemnly unfolded a few wet clothes:
"Huh? How did you get a few aquatic weeds? ”
"Huh? What's the rotten hole here? ”
"Huh? Where did this belt go? ”
Every time Wei Nong said a word, Yuan Che's face sank a little, and in the end, he finally became angry: "You dare to say another word?" ”
It's just that Weinong is not threatened at all, and still unfolds the last robe, and said with a smile: "Huh? ”
As soon as she said this word, Yuan Che had already lifted the futon with a "bang", and walked towards her with long legs neatly: "You say! Go on! ”
Wei Nong glanced at him in hindsight, only to realize that he was standing naked in front of her. She covered her face and screamed "ah", and immediately lifted the tent and ran.
Looking at Wei Nong and running away, Yuan Che was in a great mood, and followed out naked, demonstrating again and again: "Didn't you talk a lot today? Why didn't you say it? Yes? ”
Wei Nong no longer had any arrogance, covered his eyes and groped his way out of the grass.
"Hey, hey, be careful! Look at the road! Yuan Che watched her stumbling steps, and after all, he didn't continue to tease her, turned around and threw all the wet clothes in the tent out: "Go wash it!" Otherwise, Lao Tzu really has no clothes to wear. ”
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Wei Nong really has to go to the laundry. After washing, she hung her clothes on the branches of the trees by the spring......
Then the wind was so strong that it blew away a robe......
She felt that Yuan Che was about to kill someone, so she had to take a piece of her men's clothes to make amends. This time she learned to be obedient, did not enter the tent, only asked softly outside, "Is the prince asleep?" ”
"No, come in." Yuan Che coughed twice.
"I'm still not going in." Wei Nong looked at the robe in his hand and said, "That's the case...... Aren't all your clothes washed? You've been wearing no clothes...... It's not a solution, I have a men's dress that is cleaned, or you will do it first? ”
"Can I wear your clothes?" Yuan Che sneered in the tent: "You are too short. ”
Wei Min resisted the urge to slander him, and laughed dryly: "The robe should be wearable, about a little shorter...... But it's better than not wearing it at all, right? ”
There was silence in the tent for a moment, and then Yuan Che replied, "Why are you talking to me in such a tone?" ”
"I ...... What tone? "Weinong is a little weak-hearted.
"A flattering tone, a child's tone!" There was a rustling noise in the tent.
Wei Nong was afraid that he would come out naked again, and hurriedly covered his eyes with his hands and said, "Don't, don't...... Don't come out! ”
As soon as she finished speaking, a small breeze blew, and Yuan Che had already lifted the curtain and walked out, standing in front of her: "What? The queen mother, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is not never threatened by others? Don't even dare to look at me? He smiled wickedly.
Wei Nong was stimulated by him, and couldn't help but open a slit in his fingers, and when he saw him, he was smiling very poorly - but he was covered with a mattress, and the key parts were wrapped quite tightly. With a long sigh of relief, he hurriedly threw the robe in his hand to him, and hurriedly ran back to his tent.
"Hey! This son said that if you don't wear it, you won't wear it, and you won't wear it for me! Yuan Cheol shouted into her tent.
Wei Nong came out with a futon and threw it to him again: "You are sick, it is better to cover an extra layer." ”
Yuan Che's heart softened suddenly, he looked at the quilt in his arms, and couldn't help asking, "Then what are you covering?" ”
"I'm covering Yunxiao."
From childhood to adulthood, Yuan Che was a high-ranking almsgiver, and he was the only one who gave favors to others, but he never was the object of charity. Now holding the quilt in his arms, he seems to be able to smell the faint body fragrance, and his mood is a little complicated.
Wei Nong naturally didn't know what he was struggling with, and when he saw that his attitude seemed to be softer, he explained embarrassedly: "Shizi, you have a robe...... I washed it and hung it on the tree...... Blown away by the wind. ”
In her imagination, Yuan Che would definitely be furious about this, so she was also ready to be sneered at by the other party. Unexpectedly, Yuan Che just looked at her fixedly, and chuckled: "So I only have one clothes left to wear?" ”
Wei Nong nodded.
"That's why you're so attentive?"
Wei Nong nodded again, and then shook his head halfway through.
Yuan Che smiled: "Then you can return me a volume of national policy." ”
"Shizi!" Wei Nong believed it and quickly explained: "Can't I give you all my clothes?" Yunxiao's burden is here, I'll just wear her. ”
Yuan Che looked at her with a smile and was noncommittal.
Wei Nong hurriedly said: "Otherwise, tell me, where did you throw Yu Shangqing's burden, can I go and find it back?" Shall I wash all his clothes for you? ”
"You let me wear that traitor's clothes?" Yuan Che was obviously not happy. He is a pampered one
Wei Hou Shizi, where did you wear other people's second-hand clothes? He would love to wear his own clothes only once!
Wei Nong also knew that it was embarrassing for him, and he was at fault first, and it was not good to ask him for anything. But let her give up a volume of national policy because of this, and she was really unwilling.
How good is that? Wei Nong couldn't help but make a difficulty.