Thunder on the ground!

The two men in front of them, who were busy with their own things, were frightened by her sudden angry voice, and they all turned their heads to see what was the condition of this woman.

Liang Yuwei was still talking to Luo Wei on the phone with a blushing face, completely ignoring the two stunned men.

"Luo Wei, Manager Hu is a good friend of mine, do you know why I want to hold a class reunion here? Because I want to bring him some business, Xiaohu is my friend, he was fired from the "drunk and dreamy" bar for me, I brought him some business, let him earn some commissions, why not? ”

"Yu Wei... Over the years, you have spent more than 300,000 yuan in the "Drunken Dream Death" bar, haven't you earned him enough money? ”

"Dead fatty, what do you want to express?"

"What I'm trying to say is if you're interested in him? Or maybe he's interested in you..."

……

During Liang Yuwei's phone call with Luo Wei, his brother drove the car and quietly said to Xiao Ran, the co-pilot, "Brother, look at the women now, all of them have such hot tempers!" She's supposed to be on the phone with his boyfriend, hey... Her boyfriend should have the demeanor of my youth, and I am also a master who is led by the nose by a woman. ”

Xiao Ran, who was holding the dog, took the initiative to take a cigarette from the driver's cigarette case in the center console, took a puff, swallowed the smoke out the window, and flicked the cigarette ash, "She shouldn't have a boyfriend..."

"How do you know?"

"I guess!"

……

"Dead fatty, your heart is inversely proportional to your physique... What kind of jealousy do you eat, let me tell you, except for Shen Xiao in my heart, there is neither him Hu Weidong nor you Luo Wei! But before you get jealous, you'd better figure out the situation for me, he Hu Weidong is a family man, how can we ever have a relationship..."

"He has a family, why are you helping him so much?"

"I helped him because... You wait..."

Liang Yu put down the phone slightly and yelled at the driver, "Brother driver, give this girl a cigarette!" ”

's brother was stunned for a moment, and then honestly said "oh", handed her a "Hibiscus King", and lit a fire.

Liang Yu lit a cigarette slightly, and continued to yell loudly at Luo Wei on the other end of the phone, "You want to know so much about my friendship with Manager Hu......"

Liang Yu was halfway through his words, and suddenly realized that the two men in front of him were looking at him dumbfounded, and lowered his voice, "Okay, then I'll tell you, it's inconvenient for me to talk in the taxi, wait for WeChat to get back to you!" ”

Xiao Ran stroked the sleeping Samoyed dog, and glanced at Liang Yuwei quietly: This woman's personality is more complicated than he imagined, and she is a little moody.

"You are the wind, I am the sand, lingering around the world..."

An old song came, and Xiao Ran picked up the phone, "Hey, leader..."

Liang Yu lowered his hair slightly, heard the ringing of Huanzhu Gege, and glanced up at the man.

"Xiao Ran, where are you?"

"Leadership... What the... I can't hear clearly! Say it again! ”

Xiao Ran took a puff of cigarette and laughed at the leader.

For him, going back anyway is to be scolded, it's better to pretend to be forced in front of the beauty behind him now.

"I said where are you?"

"I'm in the car, I'm stuck in traffic!"

"What traffic jam?! Hurry up and call here! ”

"I'm fighting right now! You told me at the moment, I really can't fly here! ”

After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he spat out the window of the car.

"Woooooooooo

The Samoyed dog couldn't stand the smell of smoke exhaled by two men and a woman, and began to bark.

Xiao Ran glared at it angrily, "Wangcai, don't be naughty, give me peace!" ”

"Who do you scold for being rich?"

"Leader, I didn't scold you, I'm talking to a dog!"

After Xiao Ran finished speaking, he glared at the dog angrily.

The roaring Samoyed dog, seeing Xiao Ran's sharp eyes, suddenly seemed like a switch, and stopped when he said stop.

"It's eleven thirty-five, and you have to be there at twelve!"

"Leader, I haven't rested for two weeks, and you still let me work overtime, or by temporary notice! Are you talking about the past? ”

"I'm training you!"

"You asked me to work overtime to do the census a few months ago, and that's what you said!"

"That coordination meeting is very important, if you don't come, no one will write the minutes of this meeting, you are the strongest writer in the unit, if you don't come, who will come, come quickly!"

And is it very important? Phew!

If it was really important, I wouldn't have notified Lao Tzu at short notice.

Xiao Ran raised his middle finger into the phone and continued to call, "Leader, do you know that it was because of you that Lao Tzu lost the thief who stole my bicycle!" Lao Tzu can't catch up now, look at the creation! ”

"Xiao Xiao, pay attention to your attitude and rhetoric, don't open your mouth and shut up Lao Tzu, when Lao Tzu was born, you were still young."

"Leader, I get a salary of more than 3,000 a month, and I am still called by you to exploit the surplus value without compensation. Did you talk about the past? The coordination meeting of that community has been fucking held a few times, those departments, don't come early, don't come late, and now the contradiction has expanded, and then there is a fart to adjust! ”

"Xiao Ran... You also eat this bowl of rice, pay attention to the way you speak and your words. ”

"What's wrong with me... We work outside, you read the newspaper inside, the black cauldron is all on our back, and the credit is all on your heads..."

Xiao Ran was already heartbroken and irritable because of the loss of the bicycle, but now the leader urged him again and again, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he simply raised his voice and fired at the other party.

The more he spoke, the more excited he became, he glanced back at Liang Yuwei, and apologized playfully, "Miss, I'm sorry, my temporary guest is more grumpy, don't mind!" ”

"It's okay... This person dares to call himself Lao Tzu with the leader, and he is also quite individual! ”

Liang Yu glanced up at Xiao Ran and took a puff of his cigarette.

"He forced himself into the car, and you still praise him?"

Before Liang Yuwei could speak, Xiao Ran temporarily put down the phone and yelled at the brother with a side face, "Brother, Lao Tzu is in a bad mood, give me a cigarette!" ”

The brother was stunned, rolled his eyes at him, and threw a cigarette.

Xiao Ran took the cigarette, stuffed it into his mouth, lit it with a lighter, and pointed his mouth at the earpiece of the old man's machine, "Leader, I call you a leader to respect you, last time you were drunk and dreamed of drinking in a bar, I didn't block the wine for you, you let me wear small shoes, I put up with you for a long time!" ”

"Xiao Ran, don't be big or small! It's the order, you have to come! You can arrive within half an hour! ”

"Hey..."

Xiao Ran yelled at the phone a few times, and when he saw that the other party was silent, he scolded angrily and hung up the phone.

"Brother, you temper... It doesn't seem to be much better than the girl in the back? ”

's brother talked to Xiao Ran with a side face while driving.

"Brother, don't laugh, hurry up and drive, you can drive as far as your thoughts!"

Xiao Ran finished speaking irritably, flicked the cigarette ash out of the window, looked in the rearview mirror again, and found that the woman in the back seat was looking at him with a strange look.

"Girl, what are you looking at? Never seen a man quarrel? ”

Xiao Ran glared at Liang Yu and smiled slightly.

"You've also been to the Drunken Dream Bar?"

Xiao Ran was about to answer, and the brother next to him came from Daolang's "Impulsive Punishment".

's brother picked up the phone, "Hey, wife, am I driving?" If you have something to say, I'll hang up if you're okay! ”

As he spoke, Liang Yuwei threw away the cigarette butt, and Xiao Ran took another cigarette from the rental car driver's cigarette case.

Liang Yu squinted slightly, Xiao Ran, who asked the driver to take three cigarettes in ten minutes, and asked coldly, "Hey, you haven't answered my question just now!" ”

Xiao Ran stared at Liang Yuwei and smiled evilly, "The tone is so cold, I won't tell you!" ”

"Love to say it or not!"

Liang Yu pursed his lips slightly, stretched out his eyes to the crowded city road outside the window, and quickly moved his eyes to him while he was teasing the dog.

What kind of man is this?

A man who talks well and is addicted to smoking! A sloppyly dressed man with a sunny look! A scoundrel and greedy man!

"What?! Stinky bitch, you say it again!! ”

After yelling at the phone, he slapped the steering wheel angrily.

His verbal and hands-on actions made Liang Yuwei and Xiao Ran look at each other, and a cold sweat broke out on their foreheads:

What day today, in a taxi, there were three grumpy people, two men and one woman.

"Stinky girls, divorce is divorced, the property is divided in half, and the child belongs to me! I've put up with you for a long time, and I don't want to put up with it anymore today! I'll spit out what you drink!! ”

Xiao Ran couldn't help but pat his shoulder and reminded the emotional brother, "Hey, buddy, there's something to say, don't get excited!" ”

The driver glanced at Xiao Ran on the phone, and roared angrily, "Dude, didn't you treat your leader so loudly just now?" ”

“……”

Xiao Ran was speechless, asked the driver again to take a cigarette, continued to hold the dog, and looked out the window.

Liang Yu chuckled slightly, Xiao Ran turned his head following the laughter, only to find that the woman's complexion had already returned to calm.

"I'll go to you, Lao Tzu drives during the day, opens a restaurant at night, gets up early in the dark, works hard, and it's not for you. The son is not ugly, the dog is not poor, what are you? I'm telling you, I've put up with you for a long time, let's get a divorce! ”

After roaring, the brother hung up the phone.

Xiao Ran took a cigarette from his brother's cigarette case and handed it to his brother, "Brother, smoke a cigarette to dissipate your anger, we can get angry, you can't, you still have to drive!" ”

The elder brother sighed coldly, shook his head and said, "Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read!" Brother, it's not that I want to lose my temper, it's that the stinky girls at home are really cheap! ”

Xiao Ran patted his brother's shoulder with a cigarette in his mouth, "Brother, it's almost enough, although it is easy to fall in love, it is not easy to get married!" Do it and cherish it! ”

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.

This delicious chicken soup for the soul drifted into Liang Yuwei's ears with the smoke.

She didn't expect that this decadent young man who never left his cigarette could still say such touching words.

It seems that you really can't just look at people by their appearance!

Liang Yu sighed slightly, put Xiao Ran's words into the circle of friends, and attached the black humorous group photo of the noon class reunion by the way.

This is the seventeenth circle of friends she has posted in 20 days, although compared with Zhen Huanni, who she posted three times a day on WeChat, the Taoism is still a little shallow, but compared with the one she posted every three months in the past, this increase is also amazing.

……

The green Sonata drove out of the crowded old street with difficulty, Liang Yuwei just wanted to open the mobile phone to see what comments the mysterious "Seeing the rainbow after the rain" would post this time, iphone4 sounded "Wandering Song", and at the same time, the ringtone of "You are the wind and I am the sand" came from the front.

Liang Yuwei and Xiao Ran glanced at each other and picked up the phone at the same time, but what they didn't expect was that a dramatic scene was unconsciously staged in front of them...