If you don't know how many glasses I drank that day

You won't understand how beautiful you really are

I wouldn't believe it either, the first time I met you

……

The ringtone of "Impulsive Punishment", as if not to be outdone, also rang inexplicably when Xiao Ran and Liang Yuwei picked up the phone.

The three of them glanced at each other and picked up the phone at the same time.

Liang Yuwei: "Hey! Zhen Huanni... What's up? ”

Zhen Huanni: "Sister Liang, the Korean guest said that the order of mohair scarf should be added by 20,000 pieces, so that the price of our dollar is slightly discounted, and then the delivery date should be in advance, among which the black scarf order will go to Shanghai Port, and the other colors will go to Ningbo Port, because this batch of goods belongs to different customers." ”

Liang Yuwei: "You send an email back to Jenna in South Korea and tell her that the price can be negotiated, but the delivery date cannot be advanced." Last time, the German Macgrady's order was almost undeliverable, we can't be too impulsive, the order can be less contacted, but there should be plenty of time! ”

Zhen Huanni: "Got it, Sister Liang." There are two more questions, the freight forwarding company in Shanghai suddenly proposed to raise prices, what should we do? ”

Liang Yuwei: "I just finished participating in the junior high school reunion and contacted an old classmate who opened a freight forwarder, I will give you her WeChat, you contact her." The one in Shanghai, after shipping the goods from Australia, don't cooperate. Shen Ying is not in the office, I want to explain to her about the Hong Kong exhibition..."

……

Xiao Ran: "Hey, Dad..."

Father Xiao: "Stinky boy, your leader Zhao Ke called me, saying that you are neither big nor small, and you always contradict him." ”

Xiao Ran: "Dad... Why did he still shout to catch the thief? I didn't care about the last time he put on my little shoes? ”

Father Xiao: "What happened last time?" ”

Xiao Ran: "He had a birthday that day, and went to the drunken dream and death bar on Jiefang West Road to drink, and I left temporarily because of something... If you can't help him fight for wine, he will hold a grudge against me. ”

Father Xiao: "Why did you leave at that time?" ”

Xiao Ran: "Go to save people, a friend was hit by a car and sent him to the hospital!" ”

Father Xiao: "You're always so willful... Suit oneself! ”

Xiao Ran: "Dad, I think I'm right!" He is a dignified cadre of an organ unit, and he still spends money all day long, I can't get used to it! ”

Father Xiao: "Just be yourself, don't mention how others are!" ”

Xiao Ran: "Dad, don't mention this, I have good news and bad news to tell you, which one do you want to hear?" ”

Father Xiao: "Whatever you want!" ”

Xiao Ran: "Then I'll tell you the good news first, I picked up a dog!" ”

Father Xiao: "What about the bad news?" ”

Xiao Ran: "I lost your bike!" ”

Father Xiao: "Don't come back for these three days, find a way to live outside for three days!" ”

……

's brother: "Stinky woman, if you have something to say, let it go!" ”

's sister-in-law: "Come back quickly, I'll divide our property!" ”

Brother: "What property can be divided, you eat mine, use mine, and go out of the house!" ”

's sister-in-law: "The thing I regret the most in my life is to marry you!" ”

Brother: "Such a coincidence?!" The thing I regret most in my life is marrying you! ”

……

Outside the car, the sun was shining, the sky was cloudless, and the fragrant fragrance of flowers drifted into the car with the wind.

Inside the car, the green fog was filled, and the high-pitched sound was continuous, like a thunderous roar coming out of the window with smoke.

The scene of three people talking on the phone at the same time lasted for five or six minutes, and Liang Yuwei was annoyed by the high tones of the two, scolded angrily "two crazy people", and hung up the phone first.

After she hung up the phone, Xiao Ran also ended the conversation with her father.

In the end, the only brother left was still driving and arguing.

Xiao Ran's brother who looked at him shouted loudly, and he didn't care about it at first, thinking that it was just an ordinary quarrel between husband and wife, but as the content of the brother's quarrel deepened, he began to realize that the matter seemed to be a bit serious.

's sister-in-law: "If you don't come back, right, if you don't come back, I'll take my son and run away!" ”

Brother: "You dare! Don't make a fuss, I'll come back, you wait with me! ”

"Brother, don't mess around, Lao Tzu and the girl are still in your car."

Xiao Ran reminded him to drive safely, but this weak words did not work at all in front of the angry brother.

"Stinky woman, you dare to take your son away, Lao Tzu is desperate with you!"

After hanging up the phone, he stepped on the clutch, hung up the gear, and suddenly changed two lanes in a row, and drove diagonally to the left turn lane.

This sudden left turn made Liang Yu, who was caught off guard, almost hit the backrest of the main driver.

"Hey! How do you drive?! ”

Liang Yu scolded angrily with a slight anger.

Xiao Ran grabbed the handrail tightly and yelled at his brother, "Hey! Dude, are you alright, where are you going? This doesn't seem to be the route to my unit?! ”

The out-of-control brother didn't hear their shouts at all, and forcibly turned around despite the red left turn signal!

Liang Yu slapped the driver's seat slightly, "Master, what are you doing, stop me, I'll get off!" ”

Xiao Ran also said to his brother, "Brother, I got in the car to go to work, not to accompany you, hurry up and relax, drive well!" ”

Liang Yuwei's face turned pale with fright by his brother's crazy actions, and he hurriedly ordered, "Crazy, stop, stop quickly, or I'll call the police!" ”

's brother, when he heard the woman in the back seat say that he was going to call the police, his mood eased a little, but his tone was still firm, "Lao Tzu is not powerful, that girl is a sick cat when I am a sick cat!" I've put up with her for a long time, and this time I can't bear it anymore. Trouble the two of you to give me a testimony for divorce, it's a big deal, I won't charge you for the fare, and I'll invite you to dinner upside down!! ”

"I repeat, let me get out of the car, or I will not only report you, but also call the police!"

Liang Yu slapped the Sonata center console slightly and continued to roar.

"No matter, you just report and call the police, and Lao Tzu is going to get a divorce!"

The brother roared, hung up, and accelerated forward.

Liang Yuwei took out his iphone4 and was about to call 110, but the phone seemed to be a little ignorant of current affairs, and suddenly turned off with 30% of the battery.

“……”

Liang Yuwei regretted a little, why didn't he replace it on the day he went shopping with his mother!

She tried to turn on the phone again, but the result was the same, the phone was turned on for a second, and she fell into a deep sleep again.

asshole！

Liang Yuwei made a rare English swearing.

She glanced at Xiao Ran, the co-pilot, and a terrible thought came to mind.

This sloppy man is halfway to get in the car, will it be...

She didn't dare to think deeply, straightened the graceful and graceful body under the dress, put her hands on her knees, and asked Xiao Ran with a pale face, "You... Is it complicity? Where are you trying to kidnap me?! ”

Conspirator? Kidnap?

Xiao Ran frowned slightly, turned his head, and asked Liang Yuwei, "Do you think I look like this kind of person?!" ”

"Like!"

"......" Xiao Ran took a puff of cigarette and asked Liang Yuwei, "How do you see it?" ”

"You're not that kind of person, why did you force yourself to get on the bus halfway? Did you premeditate?!

Liang Yu glared at Xiao Ran slightly angrily and asked coldly.

“……”

Xiao Ran shook his head and smiled, "I thought that you dared to fight with Lao Tzu's boss Zhao Ke in the bar that day, and you must have a different personality, but now it seems that I overestimated you!" ”

Liang Yuwei heard him talk about Zhao Ke and the bar, his face softened a little, and he asked suspiciously, "That short and fat man is your leader?" Were you at the bar that night? ”

Xiao Ran smiled evilly, "I can't get used to your style of bullying newcomers, this is what you said to Zhao Ke with a second pot head that day, right?" ”

Liang Yuwei: "......"

It seems that he was indeed at the bar that day, otherwise how could he remember my words so clearly?

Why didn't I see him that day, though?

Liang Yu frowned slightly and pondered, his brother drove frantically and ran two more red lights.

After three seconds, Liang Yu put away his fear slightly and released his coldness, "Since you and I have had a relationship, we can be regarded as half friends!" Please help me call the police, thanks! I'm getting off! ”

"Call the police? This old brother is driving very well, why should he call the police? ”

Xiao Ran looked directly at Liang Yuwei and asked with a light smile.

"Nonsense! If you don't call the police, are you still here to accompany him to go crazy? Call the police for me, I'm going to get out of the car!! ”

Liang Yu glared at Xiao Ran slightly.

"I said girl, this old brother is about to break up, let's go and witness it, it's not a bad thing!"

Xiao Ran smiled wickedly at Liang Yu through the smoke that came out of his mouth.

Liang Yu rolled his eyes at him slightly, "It's your business to be idle, I'm going to pick up guests, I'm in a hurry!! ”

The people in the car argued, and the ringtone of the driver's mobile phone "Impulsive Punishment" remembered again, and he picked up the phone, "Hey, dead mother-in-law, Lao Tzu will be here in ten minutes!" ”

After yelling at the phone, he turned his head to the back seat again, frowned and said to Liang Yuwei, "Girl, my old Jin Tie is determined to divorce her, you can help me witness with this brother, divorced, you should report it, you should call the police, I don't complain!" I don't have a wife right now, I just want two more friends! Meeting is fate, gathering is love, you will satisfy the heart of an old man like me! ”

Liang Yu glared at his brother slightly angrily, and roared, "Why do you old man want to waste our time to witness your divorce?" On what ground?! ”

After she finished scolding her brother, she yelled at Xiao Ran of the co-pilot, "Hey, my phone is out of battery, borrow your phone!" ”

Xiao Ran handed Liang Yu a light of doubt, "What are you doing?" ”

Liang Yu turned his head slightly sideways and replied impatiently, "Call the police!" ”

Xiao Ran smiled evilly, "Beauty, when you are angry, your red lips are slightly raised, your apricot eyes are round, and your thin eyebrows are frowned, but you look much better than when you are not angry!" It's okay to borrow your phone, but are you sure you want to call the police? If you call the police, this brother won't be able to divorce! ”

"Wonderful man! You still wish people would get a divorce, right? In the end, borrow or not! I'm in a hurry! ”

"Borrow, but let me remind you, even if you turn around and go to the airport now, I'm afraid it's too late!"

Liang Yu frowned slightly and asked, "What time is it?" ”

"One o'clock in the afternoon!"

“……”

Liang Yu's face turned angry slightly, and he shook off the Louis Vuitton bag next to him.

If it weren't for the fact that this brother suddenly went crazy, she would have arrived at the airport at this point!

This man, what's the matter, obviously heard him say what he was going to to a meeting, he looked anxious, and now this brother is crazy, not only does he have nothing to do with himself, he hangs high, but also lets his brother go crazy.

It's his business not to go to the meeting, so why drag himself into the water?

She deeply regretted that she should have asked Manager Hu to take her to the airport, instead of inexplicably getting on this taxi that is not a thief car, but a thief car.

"Girl, do you still want to borrow your phone?"

"No, you don't! Thank you, girl! ”

Liang Yuwei rolled his eyes at Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran smiled and said, "Girl, since you are late, just like Lao Tzu, let go of what you are doing, and witness this old brother's divorce with peace of mind!" ”

Liang Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned his head again, and said sorry to the jacky on the plane who came to China for a rare time.

Jacky, I'm sorry, I met a madman and a scoundrel today and there may not be a way to pick you up at the airport in person.

Liang Yu finished reading silently, and lit a cigarette in annoyance.