Whew——

There was a sound of metal grinding in my ears, and after a while, the sound disappeared, and there was no sound in my ears at all.

Suddenly, someone next to me touched me. I felt disgusted, and I hated being disturbed during breaks.

"Wake up, Lao Zhang is here, still sleeping!"

When I heard the word "Lao Zhang", I immediately got up from the table, rubbed my eyes, and saw a dark-skinned man standing on the podium.

I twisted my neck, heard two "bangs, bangs" and felt better. After touching my hair, my hands were instantly covered with sweat, and I could wash my hair once.

It's a fucking day in this weather.

"Class representative, send the rolls out."

She pushed me away and walked out, although it was a girl, but her strength was strong enough, she pushed me to the desk at once, I gave her a blank look, I didn't expect her to reach directly to my arm and pinch it hard, and there was no mercy at all.

", Grandma, I was wrong, I was wrong. Don't dare again. ”

"Okay, call Daddy."

"Dad, I was wrong."

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances."

She walked up to the teacher and picked up the rolls and handed them out to the students in the first row, and when he walked up to Wu Di, I noticed that she made the most common expression between lovers to him.

I looked at my arm and it was already a little bruised. No wonder she's always changing tables, who wants to sit with such crazy women.

Seeing her come back, I hurriedly got up to make way for her, "Dad, please take a seat." ”

"Well, it's a bit like this time."

I clenched my fists, but finally held back. Angry, he sat down in his seat.

The scroll has been handed down. I glanced at it, and it turned out to be a new roll, and I thought it was a new roll.

I suddenly lost interest in listening to the lecture, dragged my head in one hand, held a pen in the other hand, put it on the test paper that had just been handed out, closed my eyes, and fell asleep groggy.

"Most of the people who did very badly in this test paper," Lao Zhang said loudly to the whole class, "You can't learn from Wu Di, Wu Di's test paper is a full score." You said he didn't have an extra head than you, so why is there a big gap between you? Lao Zhang said bitterly, "Especially Feng Chengcheng, the 120-point question only scored 23 points, I really don't know how you did it." Lao Zhang said, shaking his head.

"Now let's get to the papers. Question 10 is a difficult problem, but it should not be taken in the college entrance examination. Lao Zhang said, "I remember that Li Min solved this question well, Li Min, you can tell me about this problem." ”

She slammed to her feet and bumped me, but I didn't pay much attention and went back to sleep.

I don't know how long it took, but I suddenly heard Lao Zhang shouting: "Zhang Yan, you can solve this problem." ”

I was suddenly awakened, I didn't feel sleepy, I stood up all of a sudden, the sweat on my head was like someone had broken my head with water, in fact, I was not nervous, but the weather was too hot.

"Zhang Yan, you can solve this problem." Lao Zhang shouted again.

I looked confused, I didn't know what question he was talking about, so I quickly disappeared and asked Li Min next to me: "What about Lao Zhang?" ”

Unexpectedly, she replied ruthlessly: "Call Dad, call Dad, and I'll tell you." ”

I suddenly felt in my heart that there were thousands of grass and mud horses galloping by. I glanced at the blackboard, Lao Zhang usually used to write the question number on the blackboard first, this time it is the 23rd question, I hope I have a little luck, don't make a mistake.

I flipped through my paper, found question 23, and read out the process I had written. I hope I'm right. When I finished speaking, I secretly raised my head and glanced at Lao Zhang, and seeing that his expression did not change, I knew that I was right.

Luck was as good as ever.

I was happy in my heart, after doing it, I didn't dare to sleep, Lao Zhang's shout is really the best alarm clock in the world.

As for Lao Zhang, he is not a teacher I like, nor does he make me very annoying. He was swarthy and athletic, not at all like a math teacher, and he was very interested in our athletic results. As for me, in our class, in addition to the 1000-meter middle-distance running in the sports test, I was able to rank in the top five in the class, and the long jump and grip strength were terrible. I went from junior high school to high school in the long jump, and I didn't get a perfect score once. As for the grip strength, not to mention, although I look very thin, the weight is really not small. Even though I work out at home every day and have pecs and abs that aren't too pronounced, my arm strength is still not good. Athletic results naturally belong to the bottom of the class. Because of this, Lao Zhang regarded me as a thorn in the flesh, and invited me into the office several times to talk to me about the importance of physical exercise, but as a lazy person who even wanted help from others to wipe the blackboard, Lao Zhang's conversation with me was like a person telling a gorilla about the importance of learning French, and I couldn't listen to it at all.

Of course, when I was in physical education class, there were still some people who played basketball with Lao Zhang, which made some people in other classes think that our homeroom teacher taught physical education. In fact, some of the people who played basketball with him didn't actually know how to play, but just passed the ball to Lao Zhang's face in the name of a pass to repay the hatred they had been tortured by Lao Zhang's test papers. Like the big guy next to me. She's staring at me with bad intentions right now, and it's making me feel weak.

"You, you were ...... just now" Li Min looked at me with a wicked smile, I was wondering if I should also apply to change the same table with the teacher like everyone else, it is best to change me and Wu Di, although it is very unpleasant to see them abuse the dog, but if the results of the two of them go down, this bit of dog food is really nothing.

"What happened to me?" I looked at Li Min innocently.

"I said, Brother Yan, you were sleeping in math class just now. I'm a math class representative, can you give me some face, will I die if I admit my mistakes? ”

"Are you concerned?" I gave her a blank look, "I've been asleep for two years, and you TM only know." ”

"Oh, I'll just say you used to keep your head down in class and drag your head with your hands, why are you doing it! It turned out to be sleeping! Li Min had a suddenly realized expression, "By the way, what class have you slept in?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Math, Chinese, English, Physics, um...... There's also chemistry, biology, geography, history, fine arts, politics, music, uh...... I seem to have slept in every class. Except for sports. ”

"Alas, Zhang Yan, you are really, I want to kill you now."

I was horrified when I heard this, "Uh, brother, I haven't provoked you lately, I ......"

Li Min suddenly interrupted me, "Can you stop talking!" Alas, I want you to be a top student, you can still get such good grades when you sleep in class, but we are scumbags who work hard every day, but our grades have never surpassed you. ”

I laughed self-deprecatingly, Xueba? Although I am ranked in the top 200 in the whole grade, although Tsinghua University and Peking University are unlikely, the worst can also enter a class B. Speaking of which, Li Min's grades are not bad, he has always been in the top 300 in the whole grade, as long as he plays normally, he will be able to enter a university or a second class A book is still stable.

"Liu Yang is called a scholar." I glanced at Li Min, "Ranked in the top 20 of the whole grade, and every mock test is basically around 700 points, which is really perverted." ”

Li Min glanced at Liu Yang, and found that Liu Yang didn't listen to the lecture much, and actually wrote physics homework there! And he also discussed with the people next to him, and occasionally laughed quietly, while Lao Zhang turned a blind eye to everything, but as long as people knew that Liu Yang was not just discussing and studying, they seemed to be telling jokes.

"Alas, I really envy you scholars. It's almost time for the college entrance examination, and I can laugh out loud in class again. Li Min looked depressed.

"Don't you still have Wu Di? He's your boyfriend. "When I think of Wu Di, I can't help but feel a sense of jealousy. Not because he has a girlfriend or not, but because he has a super talent for mathematics. He is Lao Zhang's most optimistic student, and the math test is basically a full score, and occasionally one or two points are deducted because he is too lazy to bring the writing process. He never checks the calculation problems, because every time he does it, it must be all right, and sometimes even Lao Zhang sighs to himself.

Anyway, Wu Di is simply a science genius, although physics and chemistry are slightly inferior to me, but basically around 70 points, although his English score is a bit miserable, but anyway, Li Min is really lucky to find such a scholar.

Of course, this is a bit too absolute, after all, Wu Di's appearance is not as good as mine, but he is not ugly. However, compared to Li Min, it is still much worse.

I looked at today's date on my watch, and it was about three months away from the college entrance examination. I suddenly felt like I was a waste. During these two days, I either slept or drew in class, and I hardly listened to the class. I didn't memorize the notes, and my grades in the last mock exam had dropped a little bit, and I had a hunch that if I didn't surprise this time, I might have fallen even more. Not to mention that this is not yet plus sports. With the addition of sports, my ranking will definitely drop again.

"Actually, you are also quite powerful," I said to Li Min, "I am about to take the college entrance examination and still have the heart to fall in love, and my grades can be stable." I said that if you want to improve your grades, you can consider letting Wu Di go first. ”

Li Min looked at me speechlessly, "Don't think I don't know, you just have a crush on Wu Di." Do you think I'm going to trap Wu Di in your GAY minions? ”

"Damn, who told you that I'm GAY, I'm obviously heterosexual."

"You're GAY, we've had it since the first half semester of high school, haven't you? Walking so close to Wu Di every day, the two of you run out arm in arm after class and don't know what to do, if it weren't for me, Wu Di would have been bent by you! ”

Me: "Lean ......"