College Entrance Examination to TM (2)
But when it comes to breaking the bend, I'm not sure if I'm really a straight man. Many times when I saw Wu Di, I always wanted to kiss him.
I stopped thinking about it anymore and started to look at the math curls in a daze. That's when I saw my score, 113. It's okay, it's not too low.
For some reason, I didn't listen to what Lao Zhang said. After forcing Li Min for a while just now, I couldn't sleep anymore. Before I knew it, I put the pen in my mouth and gnawed it down.
"Smack!"
I bit the cap of the pen, and I chewed it twice more in my mouth, making a crackling sound of the cap breaking. I spit out the fragment of the pen cap in my mouth and put it on a piece of paper, not noticing that Li Min looked at me with a strange look again. Actually, it wasn't just her, at least half of the class turned their heads to look at me. But I didn't notice it at all, looking at the scores on the test paper with empty eyes, putting the pen in my mouth and continuing to bite, making a crackling sound, which was very eye-catching in the quiet classroom.
Suddenly, I heard a familiar melody coming from the loudspeaker in the classroom. My whole person suddenly changed from exhaustion just now to energetic, my waist straightened up, my eyes could be opened, and my head was not dizzy or dizzy!
The bell for the end of class is like a cure-all, the most effective panacea in the world!
I heard Lao Zhang say: "You finish correcting the mistakes on the math paper as soon as possible, and I will check it in the next class." ”
I remembered that the next class was mathematics, and after looking at the test papers, I didn't listen to what Lao Zhang said in a class. If you can't correct your mistakes in the next class, you will definitely be slapped by Lao Zhang. Although I haven't been slapped by Lao Zhang, every time I see others being taught by Lao Zhang's slap, it can also make people tremble.
In desperation, let's ask for help from the big guy next to me first.
"Li Min, can you lend me the math paper?"
"Yo, Brother Yan, a brilliant genius, still needs to borrow a scroll from the little girl, the little girl is really flattered!"
I rolled my eyes impatiently, "Do you want to borrow or not?" ”
"Don't borrow!"
I really didn't expect Li Min to answer so neatly, I was stunned for a moment, turned in the direction of Wu Di, and shouted to him: "Brother Ang, lend me a math paper!" ”
"No, Xiao Yanzi, I'm afraid that after taking your papers, it will hit your self-esteem." Wu Di had a wicked smile on his face, which made people can't help but want to punch him in the face.
"Don't force it, give it to me!"
"Then you caught it!" Wu Di threw the roll over and threw it in Li Min's face with a "snap".
"Wu Di, you did it on purpose, you won't open the house for three days, right!" Li Min tore off the roll on his face, pushed me away and rushed towards Wu Di.
"Brother Yan, look at the roll yourself, I'll run first!" After Wu Di finished speaking, he hurriedly turned over the table and ran outside.
Damn, dog abusers can't die well.
I cursed inwardly and looked down at the paper. As I expected, Wu Di was a perfect score again. Come to think of it, he's already scored several perfect points in a row.
"It's just three months away from the college entrance examination."
"Wu Di? Didn't you just be ...... by Li Min?"
"Li Min has been dumped by me a long time ago, with her IQ, it is estimated that she is still wandering around under the teaching building."
I looked at him speechlessly, I really didn't know how someone like him could have a girlfriend.
"Eh, Brother Yan, I see that you sleep in class every day, and you don't review after class, how can you do so well in the exam?" Wu Di asked with envy, his grades have not been as good as mine.
"Then you don't see you in math class every day, why do you get a perfect score in math every time?" I asked rhetorically.
Wu Di was stunned for a moment and said, "Because I know." ”
"Both...... I really ......" I clenched my fists, holding back the anger in my heart, and gave up the idea of hitting Wu Di in the face with a fist. Will? TM's is teasing me. How dare you say such a bad thing? However, Wu Di was also very lucky to meet me, if it was replaced by Li Min, he would have been bitten to death a long time ago.
"Wu Di, you bitch!"
At this time, I heard Li Min screaming frantically at the door, and Wu Di hurriedly hid behind me, "Brother Yan, you have to help me, if I die, no one will answer with you during the exam." Wu Di's teeth chattered as he spoke.
"I don't need you to answer with me." I dragged him out from behind with an expressionless face, "Besides, you know what kind of person Li Min is, you can talk to her well, and then go to the hotel in the evening to have a good talk, won't the matter be solved?" I dragged him out, took him to the corner, gave Li Min a look, and then smiled at Wu Di: "I wish you two a happy day." If you are afraid, eat more wolfberries to nourish your kidneys. ”
Then, Li Min pounced, hungry tiger pounced on Wu Di's, I sat back in my seat, took out my mobile phone and turned on the video recording. Seeing that Wu Di's arm that had just stretched out revealed a few pieces of black blue, he couldn't help but want to laugh. You cannot live if you have done your own iniquity.
Wu Di seemed to see what I was doing and wanted to pounce and take away my phone, but he was dragged back by Li Min as soon as he climbed out of less than a meter. There was no way, Wu Di could only yell: "Zhang Yan, you TM are a brute!" Put your phone down for me! ”
Li Min heard it and was stunned for a moment, and Wu Di hurriedly ran away taking advantage of the gap.
"You've filmed it all?" Li Min asked me with an unkind face.
"Uh...... I didn't ......."
Li Min didn't wait for me to finish, snatched my phone and flipped it up, and after a while she handed it to me. I took a look and she had already deleted the video.
"You deleted the video, didn't you?"
"Of course, if you dare to shoot in the future......"
"I've sent it out."
Li Min was stunned for a moment, "Where did you send it?" ”
"The Twitter headline is 18-year-old girl ****** classmate."
Li Min's face changed, and he suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch my neck, ", old lady, if I don't abolish you today, I'll have your surname!" After saying that, Li Min pressed me on the table, causing the students to stop and watch, as if they were watching monkeys fight in a zoo.
Suddenly, I don't know that the pen shouted: "Wu Di, your head is a little green!" "It instantly caused the students to think about it, and now I don't need to think about it anymore, and they must be filled with some "weird" things in their heads.
Suddenly, someone said: "I saw Zhang Yan and Wu Di in the classroom after school the day before yesterday*, but I didn't expect Zhang Yan to ...... Tut-tut, it's so shameless. Immediately, a group of men and girls chimed in.
I suddenly felt Li Min's hand holding me loose, and I got up from the table, and I had been maintaining a lower waist posture just now, and my waist was about to break. Li Min glared at those people just now, the aura was like a demon god descending on someone, and no one dared to force a word.
However, a few goods came up to me and said, "Brother Yan, we all know that my brother's wife can share this matter, but you even give Angkor ...... Alas, brother, do it yourself, take care of your body, don't break your waist. ”
I was stunned for a moment, the day before yesterday after school was seen by others? It shouldn't be, but all kinds of evidence are indeed seen by others. Although Wu Di and I were not just because of Zhe* and Zhe* that day, it was not so exaggerated!
I returned the scroll to Wu Di, and when I saw that his face was gloomy, I didn't pay much attention to him. After returning to my seat, I found Li Min staring at me expressionlessly: "Say, what happened to you Wu Di that day?" ”
I was stunned for a moment and replied, "I was ...... with Wu Di that day."
"Applaud for friendship??" Li Min stared at me with a weird smile on his face, and I was stunned when I saw it.
"Hey, let me tell you what's going on." The man just now ran over at some point, "When I was going to pick up things in the classroom that day, I noticed that there was some movement in the class, and I quietly opened the door and looked, and I saw them on the ground, like they were fighting with dogs, and I couldn't bear to look at them directly." And looking at both of them, they are definitely not philosophers*. I also recorded a video, you see. He took out his phone, turned on the video and handed it to Li Min, without noticing my gloomy face.
I snatched his phone, deleted the video, and threatened him: "If you dare to take a secret film, you won't be able to save your life, you know!" ”
The man was a little angry when he saw me, so he didn't say anything, took back his phone and left.
"Did you and Wu Di kiss?" Li Min asked again.
"I ......" Actually, I don't know what happened to me that day, I don't know why my brain suddenly twitched, and I kissed Wu Di on the mouth after school, and then ...... But I can't say that I did that thing with a stroke of my brain that day, so please forgive Dad Li. To say this is to find death.
"Say! Dumb? Li Min stood up and yelled at me, which really startled me.
"Uh...... How to say it, in fact, Wu Di and I have already taken over the ...... in our sophomore year of high school."
"Sophomore?" Li Min's eyes widened, "Zhang Yan, if you said that you were like that because of the pressure of the college entrance examination that day, I can still understand a little, but you are a sophomore in high school...... Damn, my mother hasn't kissed him in her sophomore year of high school, you fucking ......"
"Dad, can you dissipate your anger? Belch...... It's almost class, can I let Wu Di explain to you after the next class? I saw that Li Min was still angry after listening to the words, and said to her again: "Father Li, it's only a few days before the college entrance examination, can you put these trivial things aside first?" The most important thing for us now is to learn, understand? ”
"You TM said it easily, tell you, if you have a girlfriend in the future, I will be the first to her!" Li Min looked angry and stared at me viciously. I suddenly felt that this kind of look was a little familiar, and when I thought about it carefully, damn, it was actually the same as Wu Di, the same treacherous, which made people's hearts itch.
"Well, don't worry about this yet, what if I'm looking for a boyfriend in the future?" I smiled at her and turned to collect my books.
"Damn, Zhang Yan, you pervert!"