Chapter 139: Possession of the human body
I handed over the roast chicken and liquor I was carrying, and when the old grandmother took it, I gave her a look, her eyes lit up, and then beckoned to me: "This child, come here, what are you going to take, hurry up and sit on the kang, the old lady will bring you a pair of dishes and chopsticks, and you will accompany your grandfather to drink something!" ”
I hurriedly waved my hand: "No, no, I came here this time to apologize to my grandfather." There are some things that I can't decide, so don't be angry, my mother told me when I got home, didn't I come to see my grandfather and my grandmother. ”
The old grandfather pouted, put down his chopsticks, and waved his hand at the old grandmother: "You dare to take the gold too?" Send it back! ”
As soon as the old grandfather said this, the old grandmother immediately became embarrassed, looked at me and then looked at the old grandfather, the old grandmother frowned, and complained to the old grandfather: "What are you doing with a child?" ”
The old grandfather's eyes stood up: "Am I with gold?" I'm not...... Forget it, Jin Zi came up to have a drink with the old grandfather! ”
When the old grandmother saw that the old grandfather's attitude had changed, she turned her anger into joy, took the roast chicken to the outhouse, tore out a plate, and brought it to us.
I was also surprised why my grandfather's attitude suddenly took a 180-degree turn, and I casually looked at the door and found that Huang Tianchou was shaving his leg hair with a big knife.
I rolled my eyes, okay, is this a bandit or a robber?
The old grandfather poured me a glass of sorghum wine brewed by himself in Tunli, I took a sip, and suddenly a trip to the line of fire burned to the stomach, I grinned and asked the old grandfather: "How many degrees is this wine?" ”
The old grandfather smiled: "It's only over sixty." ”
"That's it?!" I took a peanut and put it in my mouth and chewed it vigorously: "Grandpa, do you drink it every day?" ”
The old grandfather nodded: "Three meals of wine a day, never leave your hand." ”
"Your grandfather is happy to see you come to see him. Look at him like that! The old lady said with a smile on the side.
The old grandfather threw chopsticks on the table and yelled at the old grandmother: "The old lady knows a fart? Feed the pigs! ”
The old grandmother gave me a look while going to the ground: "Don't let your grandfather drink too much, he drinks too much and talks more, and the grinding is endless!" ”
"!" The old grandfather waved his hand impatiently.
The old lady turned around and went out of the inner room, and went to the outhouse to work on the pig food.
The old grandfather just took the wine cup in his hand, and asked me with a gleam in his eyes: "Jinzi, the little family can't fight the old thief, aren't you here to apologize to the old grandfather today?" ”
I smiled lightly, sandwiched a piece of scrambled eggs, and asked, "Grandpa, why do you say I'm here?" ”
"Why are you here?" The old grandfather smiled "hehe": "I guess you are here to meddle in business." ”
"Oh?" I smiled and said, "Who doesn't know you in this tunzi, how dare I care about the gossip of this tunzi?" ”
"Jinzi, don't knock your grandfather." The old grandfather smiled: "Saying this from your little mouth, I don't feel good to listen to, you have sealed my family's hall, I am a slippery in your eyes?" ”
"Don't mind, grandpa, if you say that, then I won't be able to eat this meal." I said to my grandfather with a look of embarrassment, "I did come to see you today!" ”
"Don't fool the old grandfather, the two immortals of your family are sneering at me at the door, don't you know what's going on?" The old grandfather said: "Although my hall is sealed, isn't that not allowed to watch things?" Isn't my family, this old immortal family, still there? I don't know anything, what's the matter? ”
I pretended to look up and look around casually, but I didn't find that my grandfather's Baojia Immortal was outside, could it be ...... I looked my grandfather's body up and down, and I was taken aback at the fact that a fluffy tail was sticking out from under my grandfather's ass.
, it's the Hu family! This is not a bundle at all, this is not even a possession, this is to occupy my grandfather's body!
I frowned, and all kinds of thoughts rushed to my heart, what the hell is going on? Does my grandfather know? How could his family's Bao Jia Immortal do such a thing?
I decided to find out my grandfather's words first!
"Grandpa, drink less." I squinted my eyes at him and said, "Drinking too much is not only a lot of talking, but also easy to expose your tail." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the tail under the old grandfather's ass shrank back, but the old grandfather took another sip as if he didn't notice it, and said, "When people are old, they are useless, so they rely on this little thing to stand up." You can skip the meal, but you can't skip the wine, drink one less meal, maybe I'll just pass! ”
I smiled awkwardly and said to him, "What did grandpa say?" Drinking too much and talking nonsense, right? ”
The old grandfather waved his hand and said to me, "Little gold, it's rare that the two of us can get together at a table to drink." There are some things you can't say to your father, your father doesn't believe in us, so tell your mother? Your mother is a girl doll again......"
I interjected, "What's wrong with the woman?" My mom believes that. ”
"The old ladies all have long hair and short knowledge." The old grandfather's tongue was a little straight and said: "There are some things that I don't understand with them, just let us know it in our hearts, don't tell the woman everything, it's bad!" ”
No wonder the old lady will treat me as a lifesaver, the old grandfather's machismo is a bit too strong, and he doesn't even say anything, what does it mean for the two of them to live together?
The old grandfather still said to himself: "Jinzi, did you say that the old grandfather drank too much?" But my heart is bright, and I know that if I don't drink this wine, then I will be happy to sleep. How many are waiting to be taken away? Everyone inside and outside this courtyard is waiting for me! ”
I heard him say a little mad, so I leaned in front of the windowsill, looked out on my stomach, and then turned back to my grandfather and said, "Grandpa, are you confused?" Why didn't I look at what was going on inside and outside the courtyard to take you away? ”
The old grandfather smiled bitterly, shook his head, didn't look back, took a bite of the dish, and said while chewing: "Jinzi, do you know a six?" Can you see in broad daylight? Do you know that your last old lady came to see me every night? Lying in my ear and saying that you want to take me away? My only son, drill into my arms every night, do I dare to hug me? I'm desperately kicking out of the bed, it's like kicking an ice skate, pulling out the cold! ”
Oh my god! I thought these two were here to scare the old grandmother, and when I heard the old grandfather say this, I dared to pick him up!
I frowned and asked him, "Grandpa, what's going on?" They're coming to pick you up? Where's your two old fairies? Your old Huang'er is not low! ”
"Gold?" The old grandfather turned his head suddenly, I looked up and looked at him, which startled me a lot, his facial features were gathered together, and his mouth was still tugging, it was clearly a fox face! Thanks to my hands covering my mouth quickly, I would have to scream.
At this moment, the old grandmother came in from the outhouse, I was afraid that she would see the old grandfather's current appearance, then she would not be scared, but I looked, but she was startled, the old grandmother looked evil, smiled at me "hehe" thief, and asked in a sharp voice: "What are you two still eating?" ”
No way! What's going on with these old couple?! I jumped up from the kang at once, looked at the old grandfather sitting on the kang table drinking, and then looked at the old grandmother leaning on the door frame, and I didn't know what to say for a while.
The old grandfather waved his hand at the old grandmother: "As soon as you listen to the chatter, you can't hold it down, hurry up and feed the pigs!" Got Bather's! ”
After speaking, he turned his head and smiled at me: "Jinzi, are you afraid?" ”
It's to say that I'm not afraid, these two are the same as old monsters, but Huang Tianchou and Hu Feixue look disapplieving, I think about it again, Huang Tianchou has the ability to suppress his family protection immortals, not to mention that it is not only my newspaper horse who came today, but also my envoy from the camp, but I don't know where to hide.
I have backup, I have reserves, so I shook my head and said calmly: "Don't be afraid, grandpa, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Doing business." The old grandfather smiled self-deprecatingly: "I lent my body and your old grandmother's body to my immortal family, and my immortal family will keep us two years old, do you think this transaction is cost-effective?" ”
"This ......" I was speechless for a while, it seemed to be a win-win situation, but I knew in my heart that this would not be so simple at all, what should the immortal family do when they occupy people's bodies? I know that I am practicing by borrowing the body, but it is not such a borrowing, this is not borrowing, this is occupying!
The old grandfather said: "In my life, I have done enough bad things, and there are some good things anyway." It's hard to buy such a family business, and we are reluctant to throw it away. I have no children and no daughters, so I have to enjoy it by myself. It's a pity that this person is old, and all the troubles will come up. I think when I was young, how could these messy people dare to come to me to wander around in this courtyard? I don't dare to step into the threshold of our house by half a step, but now it's good, anything can enter my house and scare me. I know that this is because I am old and my yang energy is insufficient, so I came to Xiong I and wanted to take it away. But can I do what they want? I still have a trick, I have this guy! ”
The old grandfather picked up the wine glass and shook it at me: "This thing is a good thing, not only can it replenish some yang energy for me, but it can also let my immortal family occupy my body to practice, how good is this?" My immortal family is the general lock that locks my soul, as long as my immortal family is here, anyone will take it down. Jinzi, you said that I am not in this immortal family? ”
I asked him noncommittally, "Grandpa, why are you telling me this?" It's not just small talk, right? I think you mean something else, right? ”
The old grandfather nodded, and said with a smile: "I did it on purpose, what are you supporting today, I feel like a mirror in my heart." Don't forget that your old grandmother has my old Huang'er in her body, you just said that Lao Huang'er's Taoism is not low, so she can still hide her little from me? ”
I nodded and said to him, "Grandpa, if you know the purpose of my visit, you will understand that I am here to help you." I'll send away the old lady and your child who are going to take you away, won't you be quiet? ”
"No!" The old grandfather stretched out his hand and said to me, "This is my business, you don't have to worry about it." When you're done eating, you're gone. If you don't have a carriage, I'll send you back! ”