Chapter 44: Days with Zhang Sanba

The little hand was also pulled, and the little mouth was also kissed, and You Mi had to accept Zhang Qi's boyfriend, although she was worried that after being with Zhang Qi, she might lower her IQ.

Because, in addition to being a little shrewd, Zhang Qi is really the same two hundred and five.

When others fall in love, they all go shopping, eating and watching movies. But since being with Zhang Qi, You Mi has been constantly going in and out of places like game cities, zoos, toy cities and other places where Ma Ma took his son.

Watching Zhang Qi sit on the ground and build a set of toys for a mini train crossing the cave with a group of children, You Mi felt that Zhang Qi's mind was still eight or nine years old.

Therefore, You Mi gave him a nickname, called "Zhang Sanba". Because he is the third oldest in the family, and his mind is only eight years old, when combined together, he is Zhang Sanba.

"Zhang Sanba, look at the camera!" You Mi took out her mobile phone and pointed it at Zhang Qi, wanting to take a photo of him "mentally handicapped children are really happy".

Zhang Qi was also very cooperative, looking at the camera with a smirk.

"Your husband is really patient and plays with the children. My family wouldn't come to this kind of place. A young mother next to her looked at You Mi with envy.

"Hehe, it's okay." You Mi smiled, thinking, what a beautiful misunderstanding, you are with a child, I am with a boyfriend.

However, looking at Zhang Qi's appearance, he should like children very much, maybe he will be a good father in the future.

"You Mi, look, that giraffe looks like you!" After the two came to the zoo, Zhang Qi was very excited.

"I think that gorilla looks like you, especially with a lewd expression." Yumi pointed to a gorilla scratching his buttocks.

"! Is brother that ugly? Zhang Qi looked dissatisfied.

"A man must learn to listen to the truth." You Mi patted Zhang Qi's shoulder, with a serious face.

"At least, my ass isn't that red." Zhang Qi turned around and patted his buttocks, and made a grimace at the gorilla.

You Mi Fu forehead, brother, please bring your only IQ when you go out in the future. I really don't understand, how did such a second cargo become the marketing manager of the southwest area of Mobile. She was really worried that in the long run, Mobile would go out of business.

"Haven't you ever been to the zoo as a kid?" You Mi often came to the zoo before she was six years old, but she didn't come after the age of six, and she felt that the animals in the cage were not as good as those bouncing children.

So, after the age of six, You Mi became the king of children.

"No, my dad passed away very young, my mom worked in the field, and I grew up with my grandfather." Zhang Qi smiled bitterly, and his voice became even lower.

"Oh, that's right." You Mi didn't know what to say, she felt that Zhang Qi was heartless and must have been spoiled by his family. Unexpectedly, his life experience was quite miserable.

Perhaps, under his two hundred and five souls, there is a lonely child's figure.

Since knowing Zhang Qi's life experience, You Mi has become more in line with his childish behavior. The two would go to the amusement park to play bumper cars on weekends, and the children who played together would cry and cry for their mothers.

In the end, even the staff couldn't stand it, and said euphemistically, in fact, there are many fun amusement facilities in the amusement park, and it is recommended that the two of them go to play something else.

However, Zhang Qi just likes to play bumper cars, and You Mi is also a little woman who "I like what my boyfriend likes", so angry that the staff can only stare dryly.

After the two of them almost finished abusing the children who were playing bumper cars together, they began to play the "escape room game".

The "escape room game" has just become popular in Sichuan C, and You Mi is already full of curiosity about new things, coupled with Zhang Sanba, who has a child's heart, so the two hit it off and began to play this You Mi with one mind.

It's a pity that one big tiger and one with a low IQ can't even pass the first level and traps himself in the room.

However, the more frustrated they became, the more courageous they became, and after the two of them threw a lot of money into it, they finally passed the first hurdle happily.

The New Year's Day is coming soon, Zhang Qi wants to take You Mi to travel, and You Mi readily agrees.

Because they wanted to eat pure Chongqing hot pot, the two unanimously decided to go to Chongqing for a few days.

Zhang Qi booked a good hotel near Chaotianmen, but he ordered two rooms.

You Mi felt a little strange, the two were already a couple, and they had been together for two or three months, and everyone was an adult, so it was nothing to play a game of train crossing the cave.

However, You Mi didn't ask much, and followed Zhang Qi into his room.

After the things were put away, Zhang Qi hugged You Mi from behind, "Actually, I really want to sleep with you, but I know that your heart is not completely on me now." You sometimes look for the shadow of another person in me, so I want to wait until your heart is all over me before I sleep with you, and then let you feel my seven times a night. ”

"Poof! You're less bragging than your sister says you can't do it seven times a night. It was originally a very emotional topic, but after hearing the last sentence, You Mi couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"She knows a fart, a little girl, and she has felt her former scumbag for three minutes." It seems that Li Tong's ex-boyfriend's little secret has been known to everyone.

After Zhang Qi returned to his room, You Mi began to panic. She thought she was covering it up well, and she thought that Zhang Qi, the two hundred and five, would not notice.

Unexpectedly, just deceiving herself, she did often look for Song Xiaojian in Zhang Qi. It's not because she can't forget Song Xiaojian, but she is always comparing the differences between the two.

She didn't know why she was doing it, knowing that the comparison was meaningless. Perhaps, as Zhang Qi said, her heart is not completely on him.

After the two of them ate all the authentic Jiugongge hot pot in Chongqing, saw all the beauties of Chongqing, and climbed the steep slopes of Chongqing, the two decided to play something exciting.

So, two crazy young people came to Tongjing Hot Spring Scenic Area to feel the excitement of bungee jumping.

I found a hot spring hotel in advance, still booked two rooms, put away my luggage, and rested, and the two came to Tongjing bungee jumping, which is known as the "first jump in the southwest".

The scenery here is very beautiful, with green mountains and green waters, and even the negative oxygen ions in the air are particularly high.

"It's a great place to elope." Yumi took a deep breath.

"It's a great place to be martyred." Zhang Qi pointed to the bungee jumping tower not far away.

The bungee jump tower is 30 meters high, the cliff height is 36 meters, and there are green mountains next to it, and green water below, which is indeed very suitable for martyrdom.

The height of the bungee jump platform from the water is 58 meters, because it is the first time for both of them, they can only choose to tie their waists and jump, and they can't play doubles, which makes Zhang Qi feel a little regretful, and he also plans to confess to her at the moment when he jumps down with Youmi.

"You Mi, if we are all alive after the first jump, let's have a double jump, okay?" Zhang Qi changed his usual ruffian appearance and looked at You Mi with a serious face.

"Let's wait until I haven't fainted." Although You Mi is very bold, she still has no bottom in her heart to jump from such a high place.

Originally, women should be first, but when it comes to playing such a dangerous game, it is more appropriate for men to take precedence. Therefore, after Zhang Qi took protective measures, he took the lead in walking to the bungee jumping platform.

You Mi found that he seemed to be very calm, but his trembling legs and stomach still betrayed him fiercely.

"It's okay, you're dead, I'll find another one!" You Mi yelled at Zhang Qi.

"Poof!" The staff next to him couldn't hold back and laughed, "Your girlfriend is so funny." ”

"Hehe, she's a fool!" Zhang Qi looked back at You Mi with a solemn expression, "Comrade You Mi, I will take one step first, and the revolutionary cause of the motherland will be handed over to you, take care!" ”

After speaking, Zhang Qi closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, and jumped down.

"Ahh Yes.. Ah......" Immediately after, I heard Zhang Qi's broken cry coming from afar.

"This is the rhythm of egg breaking!" You Mi sighed.

When Zhang Qi came back, the whole person was floating, his hair was blown out of shape, and he stood on his head horizontally, just like Goku in Dragon Ball.

"Brother, will you come for the second time?" You Mi held back a smile and asked.

"Hmph, come! Who is afraid of whom. Zhang Qi took out a cigarette and smoked it, "It's you, don't be scared to cry for a while!" ”

After You Mi took protective measures, Zhang Qi came over, helped check it again, and then stroked You Mi's face and said, "It's okay, it's over as soon as you close your eyes, and when the time comes, clamp the chrysanthemum a little tighter, so as not to leak feces." ”

"! I thought you would say a touching word, hurry up and go, don't affect my mood of jumping off the building. You Mi waved his hand, and his originally nervous mood was completely forgotten because of Zhang Qi's words.

"I'm going!" As soon as You Mi closed his eyes, he grabbed the chrysanthemum and jumped down.

"Silly girl, the touching words are naturally said when the two of us dance together." Zhang Qi took a puff of his cigarette and smiled.

"Sister... Yes... Fly! In mid-air, You Mi shouted at the top of his voice.

"Silly girl!" Zhang Qi smiled, "But I like it." ”

When You Mi was put down by the staff, the whole person was in a trance, his hair was also blown messy, and his face was pale, which was worse than Zhang Qi's appearance just now.

Who am I? Where am I? What did I just do? What am I going to do now?

"Yo, is this stupid?" Zhang Qi came over to support You Mi and helped her cut her hair and clothes.

"Halfway through the jump, my chrysanthemum wasn't clamped, look, is there any leaking out?" You Mi turned around and pouted her ass for Zhang Qi to see.

Zhang Qi held his forehead, this jumpy pole still broke his brain?

"Forget it, don't play anymore. Let's go back to the hotel and go to the hot springs in the evening. Zhang Qi felt that You Mi's current state was not suitable for playing double jumps anymore.

"Play! How not to play? I didn't leak any, and I can still play. You Mi yelled.

I feel that You Mi is a little drunk, others are drunk, and she is drunk bungee jumping.

"You.. Are you sure? Ignoring the smiling eyes of the melon-eating crowd around him, Zhang Qi looked at You Mi with a little worry, and touched her head, "Well, the brain is still there." ”

"Ahem, play, sister hasn't enjoyed it yet." After being stupid for a few minutes, Yumi returned to normal.

You Mi is a jitter, and the identification is complete.

So, the two stood on the bungee jumping stage again, ready to have a double martyrdom performance.

The two hugged each other face to face, and after asking the staff to check the safety measures, they were ready to jump.

"You don't regret it?" Zhang Qi looked at You Mi affectionately.

"I don't regret it, it's a big deal." You Mi looked calm.

Zhang Qi supported his forehead, sister, I'm brewing the emotions of confession, please don't be funny, okay?

"One, two, three, jump!" After the staff shouted, Zhang Qi jumped down with You Mi in his arms.

"Yumi... I... Love you! The moment Zhang Qi jumped down, he finally confessed successfully.

"Zhang. Thirty-eight... Hey! Hearing Zhang Qi's confession, You Mi smiled and yelled with his neck up.

Zhang Qi had a flower in his heart, but if You Mi changed "Zhang Sanba" to "Zhang Qi", this flower might bloom more vividly.