When the two madmen rushed all the way down the mountain, their hair had been blown into a bird's nest, and their faces had been blown into plateau red.

"Hahahaha, look at your hair, put a bird on it, and everyone can hatch eggs." You Mi pointed to Zhang Qi's hair and laughed.

"How much better do you think you can be than me? The whole of one Mei Chaofeng II. Zhang Qi cut his hair and glanced at You Mi.

The consequence of a night of madness is that both fools have a cold.

"You Mi, I have a cold, are you okay." Zhang Qi pressed his throat to call You Mi, and his voice became more and more magnetic.

"Ahem, ahem, me too." You Mi is also a broken gong now.

The current voices of the two are particularly suitable for singing rock and roll, and they can form a rock group called "Husky Love".

However, You Mi just caught a cold, his throat was hoarse, and his nose was blocked. Zhang Qi was even more miserable, because he ate too much millet pepper, not only could he not pull out good, but he almost got hemorrhoids.

"Hahahaha!" You Mi laughed hoarsely, her voice was extremely terrifying, "Ten men and nine hemorrhoids, it's normal, at least it proves that you are one of the nine normal men." ”

"To prove that I'm a normal man, I don't need to go through hemorrhoids." Zhang Qi smiled hoarsely.

"What does that need to be passed?" Yumi asked.

You Mi, he's digging a pit for you, can't you see it?

"We'll know if we try it, hehehehe!" Zhang Qi let out another lewd laugh.

"Get out!" You Mi immediately hung up the phone.

And Zhang Qi still put the mobile phone next to his ear, and his face was still unfinished.

"Mr. Zhang, what are you smiling at? Won the lottery? A colleague patted Zhang Qi on the shoulder.

"It's happier than winning the lottery!" Zhang Qi took the phone back and smiled proudly.

In line with the principle of not spreading the cold virus around, You Mi has not been out recently, and she rarely even goes out of the bedroom, because her aunt is afraid that she will infect herself and her aunt.

Therefore, when he couldn't see You Mi, Zhang Qi called every day and coaxed You Mi to be happy.

"Three rabbits poop, the first one is round, the second one is long, but the third one is triangular, why do you say?" Zhang Qi told You Mi the joke he saw on the Internet again.

"Because it has hemorrhoids." You Mi Urn said angrily.

"You girl, don't always talk about hemorrhoids and hemorrhoids, how uncivilized it is!" Zhang Qi muttered.

"Is that why?" You Mi blew her nose.

"Because it made it out of itself, hahahahahaha!" Zhang Qi laughed at the end of the phone.

"That rabbit is you." Yumi scoffed.

"Don't you think it's funny?" Seeing that You Mi didn't laugh like himself, Zhang Qi was a little frustrated, but he had been looking for a long time to find these jokes.

"It's funny, hahahahahahaha!" You Mi laughed cooperatively, in fact, she was laughing in her heart Zhang Qi, who was almost 30 years old, and was still so naïve.

However, my heart is also quite warm, it seems that it has been a long time since a man has lowered his already low IQ in order to make himself happy like Zhang Qi.

"Our daughter has been a little abnormal lately?" Hearing Youmi's demonic laughter, my aunt frowned and said to my aunt.

"It's not normal, I have a cold, even my voice has changed, like an old woman." My aunt was washing the dishes and didn't lift her head.

"No, I wonder if there's something wrong with her." My aunt pointed to her head.

"What are you thinking about all day, play your mahjong go!" My aunt gave my aunt a blank look.

A week later, You Mi's cold finally got better, and it seemed to be mellow, which may be the reason for eating and drinking at home every day, plus the mood is also good.

Knowing that You Mi could finally get out of the hole (goblin out of the hole), Zhang Qi immediately poured himself upside down, stepped on the point of getting off work, rushed to You Mi's unit, and went to pick up You Mi from work.

"Sister You, your boyfriend is picking you up again." Xiao Wang always saw Zhang Qi before You Mi, which made You Mi can't help but suspect that Xiao Wang said that he was short-sighted and was lying.

"Yo, are the hemorrhoids healed?" You Mi found that after not seeing him for a week, Zhang Qi seemed to have become handsome.

You Mi, are you sure that you haven't lowered your aesthetic level because of your aunt's ravine-horizontal face every day?

"Oh, it's all said, it's possible to get hemorrhoids, not haemorrhoids." Zhang Qi was helpless, and found that You Mi was always holding on to this topic, but he had other ways to prove it.

"Hehe, it's good if you don't have it." You Mi patted Zhang Qi on the shoulder, "Please eat something good, sister's mouth has been dull for a week." ”

"No problem, you can choose from the delicacies of the mountains and seas." Zhang Qi was very happy and found that You Mi had now accepted himself.

Then, I really took you rice to eat delicacies from the mountains and seas.

Zhang Qi took You Mi to a Cantonese restaurant and ordered a table of shark fin, bird's nest, sea cucumber, and abalone......

"Well, are you satisfied?" Zhang Qi poured a cup of tea for You Mi.

"It's so corrupt! After eating this meal, I felt that I was far away from the party. You Mi swallowed.

"Even if you don't eat these, do you think you're close to the party? I can smell the smell of capitalism in your body through this big round table. Zhang Qi said with a smile.

"This smells of Chanel Five." You Mi gave him a blank look.

The two talked and laughed, and solved the table of dishes.

"Let's go, brother will take you to karaoke!" After Zhang Qi finished settling the account, he took You Mi's hand and walked out.

And You Mi naturally held his hand back, "After eating, it's easy to get stomach problems." ”

"Then let's go to the mall, and then go to karaoke." Zhang Qi thought for a while and said.

"Why do you suddenly want to sing? Wasn't that night enough? You Mi thought that night when the two of them walked all the way down the mountain, singing in the wind, showing the true colors of the madman to the fullest.

"Didn't you say my voice was good for rock 'n' roll? So, brother wants to find a professional place to show you. Zhang Qi turned his head to look at You Mi, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly.

"Cut, I'll just say it casually." You Mi sneered, and the corners of her mouth curled slightly.

Zhang Qi took You Mi to visit a few large shopping malls in Sichuan C, and asked You Mi to choose a few sets of men's clothes for himself. Then I took You Mi to buy a few sets of women's clothes, as long as You Mi liked them, I bought them all, and I didn't even look at the price, with a proud face.

"Brother, you have such a way of spending money, and you are not afraid of spending your wife's book." You Mi felt that Zhang Qi was really a loser, even more loser than himself.

"My wife has been saved for a long time, but she hasn't found her yet." Zhang Qi glanced at You Mi meaningfully, and saw that You Mi's heartbeat was a beat faster.

After the two of them had enough shopping and enough shopping, Zhang Qi took You Mi to a KTV with professional recording equipment.

"Brother, it's too professional, it doesn't seem to be suitable for non-professionals like us." You Mi's usual singing level is the passing line that has just reached the KTV level.

"Anyway, it's all about singing and listening to each other, just hurting each other, and not poisoning others." Zhang Qi smiled and wanted to smoke, but after glancing at You Mi, he still stuffed the cigarette back.

"Well, if my singing hurts you, please forgive me!" You Mi began to choose songs.

"Come on, come and ravage my delicate flower." Zhang Qi spread his limbs and lay down on the chaise long.

"It's a chrysanthemum." You Mi glanced at him.

"Hey, girl, it's hurtful to tell the truth." Zhang Qi pretended to be sad and covered his chest.

With the blessing of professional equipment, Zhang Qi did sing a rock style, provided that he ignored the few notes he left.

While eating snacks, You Mi raised his chin and looked at Zhang Qi, and found that there was still a little pleasing to the eye.

Although Zhang Qi is not a professional singer, looking at his movements with the microphone, as well as his standing posture and expression, it really looks like that.

"Next, I'm going to invite Miss You Mi to sing with me, it's a little tempting." Zhang Qi handed another microphone to You Mi.

"I don't know much about this song." You Mi took the microphone with a look of uncertainty.

"It's okay, if you sing it wrong, my brother won't laugh at you." Zhang Qi pulled You Mi to her feet and put one hand around her shoulder.

"Me and you, male and female, can't escape love, who wants to have the courage to give sincerity regardless of everything." Zhang Qi's voice is completely different from Zhang Xinzhe's, hoarse and rough, interpreting this song with another feeling.

"You are not only talking about you, but also about myself, should I continue, should I have memories, let love get closer step by step." You Mi sang this song for the first time, and she sang it so badly.

"I'm a little tempted by you, but I'm so afraid to look into your eyes, a little tempted, a little hesitant, I can't believe that I can't help it." After singing this sentence, Zhang Qi glanced at You Mi meaningfully.

"I'm a little tempted by you, I don't know if the result is sad or happy, a little bit tempted, a little hesitant, afraid that I will lose it after love." When singing the second sentence, You Mi finally stepped on the tune, and it was really embarrassing for Zhang Qi, in the face of such an out-of-tune singing, he could still put on an affectionate expression.

"It's hard to resist, oh, what people are most afraid of is being emotional, although they don't want to not look at or listen, but fall in love." The two sang together, and their voices were quite compatible.

Singing a song late, You Mi felt like a century had passed.

"What, do you have a little temptation for my brother?" Zhang Qi looked at You Mi with a ruffian look on his face, but his eyes were very sincere and with a hint of expectation.

"Tempted by your sister!" You Mi gave him a blank look, but his cheeks were flushed.

"I knew that what you liked was Ertong." Zhang Qi collapsed on the chaise longue.

After the two sang a few more songs, they felt that their voices were about to hang up, so they prepared to leave.

Before leaving, Zhang Qi quietly recorded the song "a little tempting", and then the thief left with You Mi with a smile.

"Why are you laughing so badly and doing something bad behind my back?" After You Mi found that Zhang Qi came out, he had a cheap smile on his face.

"Where? I'm obviously smiling handsomely. Zhang Qi snorted.

After driving You Mi to the gate of the community, Zhang Qi looked at You Mi, "Are you happy with your brother?" ”

"Not bad." Playing with mindless, of course it's fun, Yumi snickered in his heart.

"Since you say so, then you're welcome." Zhang Qi showed a lewd smile again.

"You're welcome?" Before You Mi finished speaking, he felt a darkness in front of him, and then his body shook and he fell down with the back of the chair.

What's the situation?

Before You Mi could figure out the situation, he felt like he was lying flat on the back of the chair, and his lips were being swallowed.

After a burst of sucking, the spear went straight in, with the momentum of smashing the yellow dragon. Then, she felt a tightness in her chest, followed by a burst of loose and sometimes tight kneading, and there was an illusion of the top of the five-fingered mountain, which made her breathless.

"D-cup." After the two of them were unstable, Zhang Qi let go of You Mi and lay flat on the back of the chair on the other side.

"Can you be subtle?" Yumi gasped and grumbled.

"You can't control it with one hand!"