It's my turn, it's my turn, it's finally my turn to tell my own love story, a little excited, and a little nervous.

Upstairs friends, are you ready?

Downstairs friends, where are your hands?

Ahem, the story of me and Mr. Zhu is actually much more tactful and tortuous than the story of You Mi and Monkey Xiaoxin, and its time span is also very long.

The story of me and Mr. Zhu can be called "On How the Male God Was Knocked Down", because Mr. Zhu was a grass in their college back then, and in that Jiaotong University, which is almost all men, being able to become a grass in the college shows that it is still very competitive.

However, more than ten years have passed, and Mr. Zhu has changed from yard grass to dog tail grass. However, I still do not abandon him, because I have all the virtues of traditional Chinese women.

So, how did I bring down my male god?

Throw the festival to the ground, stomp on it a few more times, and the male god will become your man!

I studied at Normal University, and Mr. Zhu studied at Jiao Tong University.

One is rich in beautiful women, the other is rich in handsome guys; One on the east and one on the west.

At a gathering between Normal University and Jiaotong University, Mr. Zhu and I met.

Because of the traffic jam, when I and the dormitory came to the Jinghu canteen of Jiaotong University, we found that there were no more empty seats.

"Senior sister of the Normal University, sit casually, and go up if there is a vacant seat." A pimple-ridden boy walked over and pointed out the few empty seats we had.

Hehe, just sit casually, I can count it on one hand, and there are less than four empty seats left.

"Go ahead, I'll watch you talk." Lulu said.

Lulu has always been a little resistant to the friendship and was hard-pulled by us, so when she saw that there were only four seats left for the five of us, she immediately withdrew.

In desperation, the rest of us sat down looking for a name that we liked.

Yes, there is a pedestal with the name written on the opposite side of each seat, and the pedestal board is full of the names of the boys who participated in the friendship at Jiao Tong University.

When you think a boy's name looks more pleasing to the eye, you can choose a seat opposite the seat sign.

The four of us looked at the names, and in the end, I chose one with the name "Zhu Sijian".

"Boss, how did you choose this name?" Lulu stood behind me, curious.

"Oh, because I think the name is cheap! Sijian Sijian, I think his parents must want him to think about how to be cheap often, hahaha! I laughed maniacally.

"Boss," Lulu poked in the shoulder, but I was unmoved, still laughing earth-shatteringly.

"Are you illiterate? It's a sword of swords, not a slut! A somewhat indifferent voice suddenly appeared behind me, and it suddenly made me feel like I was falling into an ice pool.

As soon as I turned around, I just wanted to say a few words to the other person, but after I saw this cold and clear face, the words that had already run to my throat were instantly swallowed back.

Mom, my blood groove is empty!

"Boss, mouth.. The mouth is too open! Lulu's voice came out of place.

"Ahem!" I hurriedly closed my mouth, then turned around and pretended to be calm and brushed the broken hair from my forehead.

Zhu Sijian, on the other hand, sat down opposite me with a look of great reluctance.

Later, I found out that he was caught and pulled by Zhuang Ding to fill the number, no wonder his face was so stinky.

Looking at him as if he was unapproachable, I really didn't know how to make an opening statement.

So, the two of us sat opposite each other for more than half an hour.

After the friendship ended, Zhu Sijian left with a sigh of relief, while I still sat in the chair.

"Boss, let's go!" Lulu poked her shoulder and reminded.

At this time, I realized that there were only five people left in our dormitory, and the other four were looking at me with mentally retarded eyes.

"Ahem, I declare, I'm in love!" After saying that, I couldn't help but stroke my hair, which was a little greasy.

Since then, I have embarked on a long road to overthrow the male god.

After I got Zhu's mobile phone number through my beauty and wisdom, I began to harass him from all angles, oh no, I care about him.

When the weather is good, I will post: Chuan A's current day is like my face, white and red, beautiful and warm (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

When the weather is bad, I will post: cloudy, just like my mood, I miss you, but I dare not let you know o(╥_╥)o

When I'm in a good mood, I'll post: Mr. Zhu, let's work together to build a harmonious society!

When I feel bad, I will post: Student Zhu, let's go to bomb the school together!

However, he never replied to my texts, so much so that I thought he had changed numbers, so, after I texted him for two months, I finally mustered up the courage to give him a call.

"Hello?" The voice on the phone was even more indifferent.

"It's me, that little beauty from Shida." I said timidly.

"Oh? The neurotic who asked me to blow up the school together? The tone was teasing.

"Uh-huh, no, I'm not insane."

"What's the matter? Ask me to bomb the school again? ”

"No, I saw that you never replied to the message, I thought you changed your number."

"Nope."

"Then why didn't you reply to the message?"

"Look at the text messages you send that will praise yourself for being beautiful, and then shouting to build a harmonious society, how can I reply?"

"Oh..."

After that, I continued to text him, but a little more normally, and he would occasionally reply, though usually with "um", "oh" or something like that.

But it shows that our relationship has made a small improvement.

However, it is still far from my goal.

Until November 1st, I sent him a birthday greeting text message, the text message was too long, so I didn't write it, anyway, it was full of gorgeous Mary Sue tones.

As a result, he did not reply.

Is it because the message I sent was too Mary Sue?

"Are you angry?" I sent another text message to the past.

After waiting for more than ten minutes, he finally replied with a message, which was the most word reply ever: "Ten days is my birthday!" ”

Nani?

I looked at today's date, November 1st, and Zhu's birthday is November 11th.

Nani!

"That, I'm probably too excited, I'll make you old for ten days at once, you punish me, corporal punishment is okay, it's okay to push me, it's okay to pounce on me, I will definitely not scream!"

"Like me?"

"Don't say it if you know, it's embarrassing (*/ω\*)"

"Not sure, how do I make you my girlfriend?"

"Who wants to be your girlfriend... Wait, what did you just say? Want me to be your girlfriend? ”

"If you don't understand it, forget it, I'll sleep."

"Got it! Got it! I do! ”

Then, I became Zhu's girlfriend.

You thought that was the end of the story?

Oh, it's early!

After being with Zhu, I found that he was really difficult to get along with, he didn't talk much, he only moved when he poked, and he was very passive in everything except for kissing.

During this period, I got the bad news, it turned out that another girl in our dormitory had been in love with Zhu when she was in high school, which means that my ex and Zhu were roommates.

So, I couldn't settle down.

"Doesn't he talk much?" Mu Xi asked, it was the ex.

"Yes." I nodded, but what I thought to myself was, it's none of your business, didn't you all break up?

"That's what he is...", and then, she started to tell me the story of her and Zhu's past, and used it for fun, telling me several times a day.

Even if it's the same thing, she will tell it in a different way.

It's just the same recipe and different packaging!

Because of my lack of self-confidence, because of classmate Zhu's indifference, and even more because of Lin Xi's provocation, I proposed to break up, and classmate Zhu readily agreed.

"Little Rabbit, you should find a boyfriend who is good to you, I'm actually not suitable for you, I may not be able to fall in love with someone else." Student Zhu said earnestly.

"What about Mu Xi?" "I haven't loved it."

"Then why are you with her?"

"Because I want to try to fall in love with someone, but it still doesn't work."

"What about me? Have you ever loved me? ”

Silent......

"Alright, I'm back to school!"

Zhu watched me get on the bus, and then I became a single dog again.

After I got to know all the male students from the key universities in Sichuan A (I like to be a top student, and the male students from non-key universities don't get acquainted), I found that Zhu from Jiaotong University was the best.

So, I packed my bags again and embarked on the road of chasing male gods.

In the end, under my influence little by little, the iceberg of Mr. Zhu was finally melted by me.

Later, I learned that because of his father's domestic violence and his mother's depression, he grew up in a loveless family, so he didn't know how to love people.

As he grew older, he gradually learned how to open his heart, how to accept others, and how to love others.

We quickly moved in together and became obsessed with studying each other's anatomy.

When we were 26 years old, we got married, and it's been almost ten years now.

Do you think this is the best ending for princesses and princes?

No!

When I pounced on the male god, I found out that the male god doesn't like to wash his feet, and he also likes to fart in the bed, and he only changes his underwear after wearing it for a few days...... The main thing is that there is also smelly feet and a love of snoring.

However, in addition to these shortcomings, the male god is still very useful.

So, the classmate Zhu back then, and now Mr. Zhu has become a dish in my bowl, when I am happy, I take two bites to eat, and when I am unhappy, I poke him with chopsticks.

At this point, the book is the finale.

Although the story in the book is over, the story outside the book continues, and each character continues to be wonderful in his own life.

My purpose in writing this book is to tell you, especially those girls, that in our lives, we may meet scum exs and encounter all kinds of strange things, but so what? Defeat those people and continue to beat the level so that we can win the game.

Also, life needs to stop losses in time, whether it is love or career.

is like the heroine in the book, if she hadn't broken up with the first two in time, she wouldn't have met the male protagonist at the corner of her life.

When you encounter an unsuitable person or a career that is not suitable, you can stop the loss in time and get back on the road to find true happiness.

Thank you for your support in the past three months, and we will continue to work hard to write a good book!