Chapter 156: The two chrysanthemums outside the fan are blooming

Life is miraculous, when X and X are combined, they become female, and when X and Y are combined, they become male.

But at the same time, life is also full of bugs.

People have three souls and seven spirits, of which the three souls are the fetal light, the cool spirit and the ghost. The first two functions of everyone ask Du Niang, as for the ghost, it determines people's sexual orientation and sexual ability.

So, when there is a bug in life, it may give you a combination of XY, but make your spirit oriented to XY, not XX.

Therefore, you are turned into a chrysanthemum lover by the hand of fate.

And this change is deep-rooted and cannot be shaken.

Fat Xiang and Da Ou are such two good young people who have been toyed with by the hand of fate.

Fat Xiang was born in a single-parent family and has been accompanied by his fat mother since he was a child, so he knows the psychology of women, which also lays a good foundation for him to become a friend of women in the future.

But at the same time, as he grew older, Fat Xiang found that he didn't like the opposite sex, but liked the same sex.

This cognition made him feel inexplicably afraid, he knew that chrysanthemum lovers were not accepted by traditional society, and it was impossible for fat mothers to accept it.

In order to make himself look like a normal person, Fat Xiang tried to date girls, but in the relationship, he saw himself more and more clearly.

However, Fat Xiang is too popular with girls in terms of appearance and personality, and there are always many girls around him, buzzing like a swarm of bees.

After being annoyed by the little bees, Fat Xiang went to be a soldier and stayed away from women completely.

In the barracks full of pants, Fat Xiang once again affirmed that what he loved deeply was the delicate chrysanthemums!

But in order to prevent his teammates from discovering his abnormality, Fat Xiang still tried his best to hide his orientation, and tried not to go to the bathhouse with everyone to take a bath.

Because, he was afraid that after seeing so many chrysanthemums, he couldn't help but want to pick up soap!

However, no matter how good the acting is, there are times when you go through the goofs.

Just when Fat Xiang was about to retire, one of his teammates approached him.

"Shoko, is there a sentence that is not worth talking about?" The teammate said.

"Brother Ou, say it." Fat Xiang patted him on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement.

"What... You're actually.. Love chrysanthemums, right? Brother Ou said hesitantly.

"What? No, no, no, I also love lilies, roses, and tulips! Fat Xiang hurriedly argued.

"Don't worry, I didn't mean that, I actually.. Actually, my brother also likes chrysanthemums, do you two want to get to know each other? Brother Ou said what he thought was the most frustrating thing in his life, but he was in a state of exuberance.

"Huh?" After hearing this, Fat Xiang looked confused.

Soon, Fat Xiang met Brother Ou's younger brother, another chrysanthemum lover Da Ou. And the love affair between Fat Xiang and Da Ou began.

Da Ou is the same as Fat Xiang's situation, it is also a problem of ghost orientation, but his reflex arc is relatively long, and when he is almost an adult, he realizes that he originally likes men.

"No wonder I always find girls annoying, it turns out that what I like is chrysanthemums!" After watching "Farewell My Concubine", Da Ou concluded to himself.

Subsequently, he told his eldest brother about it, and after listening to it, the cigarette butt in his hand fell to the ground instantly.

When the cigarette butt hugged the ground, it seemed to rub a different kind of spark.

"Ahem, you.. You haven't touched me anything beyond family affection, have you? After listening, Brother Ou did not scold Da Ou, but asked such an ethical question.

"Nope! I didn't like any other man other than my PE teacher when I was a kid. Besides, with your pimples on your face, who will like you, I like to be handsome! Daou said.

"That's good, okay, I'll help you find and see if there is a handsome guy in the team who suits you!" Brother Ou said with relief.

Subsequently, Brother Ou began to help his younger brother Da Ou in the army to find a handsome guy who likes chrysanthemums.

Therefore, the chrysanthemum road of Daou is much smoother than that of Fat Xiang.

Because, he has a very tolerant family!

When Brother Ou knew that Da Ou liked chrysanthemums, he quickly told his parents about it, and when his parents knew, they just sighed, and then accepted the matter.

"I'll buy some chrysanthemums tomorrow and plant them." Ou Dad then said.

"Boss, remember to tell the boss, don't be too picky, it's good to be together, after all, there are not many men who like chrysanthemums!" Ou's mother explained.

Hearing Ou's mother's words, Brother Ou felt that the burden on his shoulders became heavy.

He took a big puff of cigarette and said solemnly to Ou's mother: "Don't worry, Mom, my brother's happiness will be handed over to me!" ”

With such a heavy responsibility, after searching for a long time in the army, Brother Ou finally found the perfect "brother and sister" in his mind - Fat Xiang.

As for how he found it, isn't it that after observing Da Ou's body, he began to look for people who have a similar situation to Da Ou.

For example, when a group of big men in the army quietly gather together to watch pornographic films, Fat Xiang will definitely hide far away; For example, when summer comes and everyone hangs shirtless, Fat Xiang will try to put his eyes above each other's waist; For example, Fat Xiang will not tell pornographic jokes with everyone, let alone have too close physical contact with everyone.

When he found such a stunner, oh no, an excellent chrysanthemum lover was actually on the same team as himself, Brother Ou couldn't be decided.

After smoking a whole pack of cigarettes, he found Fat Xiang for a showdown, and became a matchmaker, pulling Fat Xiang's marriage line to his own brother.

Brother Ou never thought that the first time he became a matchmaker, he actually matched his younger brother with other men.

Thinking of this, he took another puff on his cigarette.

However, since being with Fat Xiang, the bad boy Da Ou has become a good girl in seconds, oh no, good boy, in addition to still liking to drink, he has also quit smoking and gambling, which makes the Ou family realize the profound meaning of Saion's loss of horses and knowing whether it is a blessing.

After Fat Xiang was discharged from the army, he decisively gave up his job as a civil servant and opened a "butterfly with broken wings" with Da Ou to provide a private date place for those chrysanthemum lovers and lily lovers.

Just when the two of them were sticking together like glue, they were unfortunately bumped into by the fat mother.

When she saw her handsome and excellent son hugging a muscular man, the fat mother felt that the ancestral tomb of the Pan family was about to collapse.

In order to make the fat mother believe that she is straight, Fat Xiang embarked on the road of blind date in the sobbing sound of Daou's "duh", and the first blind date object was actually You Mi, the king of flowers blooming in the strange world, referred to as the strange flower king.

Later, the two kept pretending to be a couple until You Mi met Song Xiaojian.

"Xiang, am I going to follow you so namelessly all the time?" Daou began to sobble again.

"Da Ou, you know, our family is different from yours, my mother is a very traditional person." Fat Xiang said helplessly.

"Xiang, if you don't get the blessing of your family, you can't go to the end." Ohio said sadly.

"Yes, I.. I'll talk to my mom again. Fat Xiang rubbed his eyebrows and said.

Indeed, paper can't contain the fire, he can't act in front of his family for the rest of his life, and as he gets older, the fat mother begins to urge marriage again.

So, Fat Xiang bought a lot of chrysanthemums and came back and put them on the balcony of the fat mother.

"Shoko, what are you buying so many chrysanthemums for? What about the seasonal flowers that were put before? "When the fat mother came back from grocery shopping, she found that all the moons planted on the balcony were gone, and they were replaced by more than a dozen pots of chrysanthemums.

It's not even Qingming Day!

"Mom, in fact, I don't like Yueji, every time I stand on the balcony and see Yueji, I feel uncomfortable, what I like is actually chrysanthemums." Fat Xiang helped the fat mother carry the vegetable basket and said.

"Then why didn't you say it earlier? I would have changed it earlier. Fat Mom said.

Then, the fat mother walked to the balcony and began to admire the chrysanthemums.

"Hmm... Chrysanthemums are actually pretty good. The fat mother smiled and said.

"Yes, actually, there are a lot of things that you have to experience to know if it's good or not." Fat Xiang said.

"Huh... Why do I think you have something in your words? "Fat Mom looked at Fat Xiang, and always felt that Fat Xiang looked different from usual today.

"Mom, it's been so many years, haven't you noticed that I'm actually different from others?" Fat Xiang decided to make it clear to the fat mother today, he didn't want himself and the fat mother to live in lies.

"I found out, you are more handsome, excellent, and considerate than boys of the same age!" The fat mom said with a smile.

"Mom, I'm a man, I'm in my thirties." Fat Xiang scratched his head and said.

"But, in your mother's eyes, you'll always be a big boy." The fat mom continued to laugh.

"Mom, actually, I've liked men since I was a child, I don't like women, that's what makes me different from others." Fat Xiang finally said what he had hidden in his heart for a long time.

"I know..."It's finally coming, my son, how can I not know his situation?

However, how much the fat mother hopes that her near-perfect son can marry and have children like other men.

"Mom, I... Da Ou and I are actually lovers, and it was my fault that I lied to you at the beginning, but I also want to give Da Ou and his family an explanation. Da Ou has been with me for almost ten years, he has been with me since he was less than twenty years old, and his family is also very good to me, and they are very tolerant. Fat Xiang said.

"Well, Da Ou is very good, although he is a little stunned." The fat mother nodded and said.

"Mom, maybe you won't bless us, but I hope you can accept this fact, I can't pass on the Pan family." Fat Xiang said.

"Well, call Da Ou and his family another day and have a meal together." The fat mother looked at Fat Xiang with red eyes and said.

"Mom, thank you!" After speaking, Fat Xiang hugged the fat mother.

The meal was much more cheerful than expected, perhaps because Ou's family was so cute.

"In-laws, you will be two in the future, oh no, three sons, the eldest and the youngest, call Mom!" Ou Dad said.

"Mom!" Brother Ou and Big Ou both shouted in unison.

"Mom and Dad, I'll give you a glass too." As he spoke, Fat Xiang also raised his wine glass and said to Ou's father and Ou's mother.

"Okay, good boy, look, we have a handsome guy in our family!" Ou's mother covered her mouth and smiled.

From that day on, the two families were married, considering that the fat mother had been widowed for many years, Ou's mother simply asked the fat mother to move in with them.

And Fat Xiang and Da Ou also lived in it and became a happy family.

So, the question is, who is up and who is down between Fat Xiang and Da Ou?

You Mi: Naturally, it's our Sister Xiang!

Xiao Yu: That's not necessarily, you didn't see Da Ou's wolf-like appearance?

Chen Jie: I don't want to get involved in this discussion.

Me: Why are you so brainless? Isn't it possible to call up and down at any time?

Everyone: Wit!

"Xiang, they're too dirty!" Da Ou said with his face covered.

"Let's go, let's plant chrysanthemums, ignore them!" Fat Xiang hugged Da Ou and left.

The chrysanthemums in the yard seem to be blooming more vividly......